CryptoKingdom Uncensored

[FenrirCK]

§1 Our submission to the CKWC can be found in the Original 1991 Game Thread(, when all letters of the Alphabeth have content it is consummated).

This entry to the competition has been ruled illegitimate by L23 Fenrir and peers for being submitted to the wrong Crypto Kingdom -game. The author apparently fails to understand simple rules and concepts regarding the competition, and we highly recommend grammatical revision of this entry by a native speaker due to the numerous errors in the script - if it is to be sculpted into a proper entry. Jury pre-emptively evaluated it and found it a dreadful submission per its nonsensical content with marginal chances of success. The well formatted title was possibly its only decent redeeming feature.

Redacted by yours truly.

The Universe, Muffins, Life,
Thanks for the Fish,
L24 Demi-Fucking-god (leveled up as per this post, allowing capitalized & dashed 'Fucking' in-between)
-F.

[Easteregg69]

If i'm gonna find a nigger for every coin i make. let's do it like this :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZrmp9tXGb0
Blazing Saddles - Work Song

Love you around :-) Cheers!

[Easteregg69]

MGC Grid Game has Started

Tombot: go east

Kidjim:  go South

Drone 1: go south

Drone 2: go west

KidJim: East

Tombot: go east

Tell him i said ough..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgSPO191GrQ

Hrumphh.

PS: This scene picks for a "I don't care" with impatience in stead of sugar! "You lousy cum-sucker!" (From another movie..)

[generalizethis]

MGC Grid Game has Started

Drone 1: go east

Drone 2: go east

[acdc]

@KarlHungus, yesterday I saw a mega post from you for the writing comp , why did you delete it?

[CrazyLoaf]

@KarlHungus, yesterday I saw a mega post from you for the writing comp , why did you delete it?

Maybe he doesn't want to remember and/or share that he burnt 30k XMR (so like 1.2mil euros) and all he has to show for it are 4 silver unicorns...and there isn't even a picture of said unicorns

[Roopatra]

Win Gold in Crypto Kingdom Writing Competition




While we wait for Gringotts to set up with the new depo manager who stepped up to run it and start accepting cryptos in the game again, we offer a little writing challenge with great prizes:

Write about your best Crypto Kingdom -memory. Game has been around for almost 3 years and so have some of you players, is there any positive memory that you´d like to share with everyone? Write about it in this thread indicating you´d like to join the competition by including "Best Crypto Kingdom Memory" in your story and you're in to win gold prizes! All new players are welcome to write as well, if you've just joined and aren't too sure what to write about yet, maybe tell about what made you join Crypto Kingdom.

Three best stories win prizes, winners will be decided by a jury including myself and Oz.
Prizes are donated by Oz and Gringotts Depository:

1st Prize: Wine Cup, 200 CKG https://cryptokingdom.me/marketplace/item/GOT-86
2nd Prize: Golden Soup Spoon, 100 CKG https://cryptokingdom.me/marketplace/item/GOT-47
3rd Prize: Golden Spoon, 50 CKG https://cryptokingdom.me/marketplace/item/GOT-57

Competition ends Sunday 2nd July at midnight UTC!

There are not many entries in the competition yet and weekend is coming. So it's decided to extend the competition end until midnight Thursday 6th of July.

Write your "Best Crypto Kingdom Memories" keep positive please there has been enough negativity already and this competition is to remind everyone why we are here as a community regardless.

[jezus]

What is cryptokingdom?

[generalizethis]

What is cryptokingdom?

https://cryptokingdom.me

[CrazyLoaf]

Win Gold in Crypto Kingdom Writing Competition

Would like to submit three entries from other players/users. I am not entering this myself....

Also, I would like to up the ante and offer additional gold for each of the following reward levels:

(+500 CKG from gold bars) 1st Prize: Wine Cup, 200 CKG https://cryptokingdom.me/marketplace/item/GOT-86
(+300 CKG from gold bars) 2nd Prize: Golden Soup Spoon, 100 CKG https://cryptokingdom.me/marketplace/item/GOT-47
(+200 CKG from gold bars) 3rd Prize: Golden Spoon, 50 CKG https://cryptokingdom.me/marketplace/item/GOT-57

So feel free to transfer 10 HM02B100 bars away from Loaf 680 now or later. You can also do more places/prizes if you want with the gold. Don't care what you do with it or when you take it

Lyrical Rhapsody you say? I wish to use this opportunity to introduce everyone to the Legendary Lemon Camel. A magnificent beast, long lost to the world.

Without further ado, a half-assed epic:

Once upon a time,
In a faraway land,
There was a wee little man
Who traveled across sand.

This wee little man,
Like so many others,
Was quite a bigly fan
Of dromadery camels.

He watched them, he pet them, he rode them...
It was all just so enjoyable.
But this was not enough for one like him;
No. It was not enough at all.

For in his travels, the wee man found
That a legendary camel existed,
In an even more distant land;
A camel extraordinarily exquisite.

He had heard so much, but knew so little.
The wee man was at an impasse.
The search for knowledge was all but fickle...
Still, through the unknown he must pass.

He read many books,
He searched through scrolls,
He explored nooks,
And questioned trolls.

Alas, not many answers
Could be gained
For all the questions
He had attained.

The wee little man, all he could find,
Was a peculiar lemony connection.
And although he was still in a bind,
At least he found some direction.

The ancients said the camel was glorious,
Smart and gentle, unlike any other.
Still finding more was quite laborious,
Yet, for him, it was no bother.

Then one day, he finally found it!
The missing piece to his life's puzzle.
Oh, the conclusions were all but splendid,
Found on a tablet among ancient rubble.

It was the Lemon Camel,
For centuries elusive.
An exceptional animal,
Of lemony goodness.

It smells of lemons,
Lemons are its hump,
It even sits on lemons,
With its bottom so plump.

One thing after another, the tablet explained,
That made the Lemon Camel seem like the greatest.
Only a single matter, after all remained:
Where one must go to end such a quest.

The only thing said that might give a hint
Was that it roamed free, by water surrounded,
And laid down to rest under palm tree tint
Which leads one to think of a tropical island.

As such, the wee man, went out to explore
Out far and out wide, away from the sand.
T'was not much to go on, but it was no bore
Scouring the ocean for The Great Lemon Island.

T'was not meant to be
For the wee little man
As unfortunately he
Was not heard from again.

But maybe one day
Someone will be able
To return and say
They've found the Lemon Camel!

Edit: This item refers to the Lemon Camel https://cryptokingdom.me/marketplace/item/JWL-42 and the story above is one of the many which talk about it.

In the Old Town, Steppenwolfson stands over the ruins of what was once his father's music shop.

"Looks like something survived the quake" he says, as he picks up The old Shop Sign.

"Lets see what else did" he mutters as he starts to work, lifting the rubble.
He knew well the building's plans, he recals fondly the time spent in the shop as a child, before being sent abroad to study.
 His goal was to reach the workshop, at the ground level.

It took him the better part of a day before he finally found what he was looking for.
He had uncovered the family Luthier Table.
Better yet, it survived the earthquake almost intact! He would have to come back another day to retrieve it, as it was almost night.


"I promise you father, to rebuild your shop, and let or your music be heard again in CK!" he proclaimed heartfelt.

Reaching for his most prized possession, his father's Lute, he consumed CAN 100 and started to play one of his favorite songs by his father:

https://flowscr.bandcamp.com/track/a-song-gently-swirls-the-princes-halls

My Lame Limerick Trio, in honor of The Marquess Loaf on his special achievement:

-------------

There once was a market for CAN,
Its wisdom improved every man.
Then came four and twenty,
with decupling a-plenty,
the CAN market soon hit the fan.

————————

I dreamt once of a Great Moth,
Who feasted upon my poor cloth.
I was naked and broke,
That moth was no joke.
When I find him I’ll make insect broth.

———

There once was a Marquess of Bread,
He followed gold coins where they led.
He would deal and coerce
to fill up his purse.
The prices are best left unsaid.

-----

Congrats Loaf!

[generalizethis]

If you would like to trade-in any of the old NPC that aren't producing for new NPC which are producing, list the NPC you are trading in and what NPC you would like to receive in exchange--it's a simple one for one swap.

You can keep the old ones, but there is no plan to use any of the old ones as they merely shuffle a few trait and tax schemes, while applying a level factor of X--basically M, IC and SCI were produced by them with only the ratio and NPC-name changed--there were some bonus functions (as in MANAGER AND ASSISTANT), but the production methods were never fleshed out enough for them to be used uniformly, or without intense ADMIN oversight.


Inactive NPC: Artisan, Assistant, Cook, Chef, Engineer, KitchenAid, Manager, Specialist, Waitress

Active NPC: Miner, Wor-1 (eventually merged to WORKER), But-9 (eventually merged to BUTLER), Baker, Butcher, Merchant, Scientist, Fisherman, Woodcutter, PTE (other Army NPC are active, but PTE will only be available for trade)

Tailors are in limbo atm as the suit system has never been effective and is in need of change. Most likely a CLOTH creation system will be implemented and players can create clothes of varying colors and levels from that basis, but I'm willing to implement any system that makes sense. Personally, I'd like to hand this off to someone who has a high level interest in clothing--as I'd be happy to wear sandals and hoody every day, including funerals and weddings.

If you would like to get production before the new year, please have request in by tomorrow. Sunday is production/spoil/create day for civilian NPC, and that is handled early, so any requests should be in by Saturday.

[tombots]

MGC Grid Game has Started

Drone 1: go east
Drone 2: go east

Tombot: go east

[Karl Hungus]

If you would like to trade-in any of the old NPC that aren't producing for new NPC which are producing, list the NPC you are trading in and what NPC you would like to receive in exchange--it's a simple one for one swap.

You can keep the old ones, but there is no plan to use any of the old ones as they merely shuffle a few trait and tax schemes, while applying a level factor of X--basically M, IC and SCI were produced by them with only the ratio and NPC-name changed--there were some bonus functions (as in MANAGER AND ASSISTANT), but the production methods were never fleshed out enough for them to be used uniformly, or without intense ADMIN oversight.


Inactive NPC: Artisan, Assistant, Cook, Chef, Engineer, KitchenAid, Manager, Specialist, Waitress

Active NPC: Miner, Wor-1 (eventually merged to WORKER), But-9 (eventually merged to BUTLER), Baker, Butcher, Merchant, Scientist, Fisherman, Woodcutter, PTE (other Army NPC are active, but PTE will only be available for trade)

Tailors are in limbo atm as the suit system has never been effective and is in need of change. Most likely a CLOTH creation system will be implemented and players can create clothes of varying colors and levels from that basis, but I'm willing to implement any system that makes sense. Personally, I'd like to hand this off to someone who has a high level interest in clothing--as I'd be happy to wear sandals and hoody every day, including funerals and weddings.

If you would like to get production before the new year, please have request in by tomorrow. Sunday is production/spoil/create day for civilian NPC, and that is handled early, so any requests should be in by Saturday.

OZ would like to swap all his inactive NPC to Wor-1:

ASS-1   14
ASS-2    3
ASS-3    4
CHEF-3   7
ENG-5   1
MGR-2   2
MGR-3    4
WOR-2   18
WOR-3    2

total: 55

[generalizethis]

If you would like to trade-in any of the old NPC that aren't producing for new NPC which are producing, list the NPC you are trading in and what NPC you would like to receive in exchange--it's a simple one for one swap.

You can keep the old ones, but there is no plan to use any of the old ones as they merely shuffle a few trait and tax schemes, while applying a level factor of X--basically M, IC and SCI were produced by them with only the ratio and NPC-name changed--there were some bonus functions (as in MANAGER AND ASSISTANT), but the production methods were never fleshed out enough for them to be used uniformly, or without intense ADMIN oversight.


Inactive NPC: Artisan, Assistant, Cook, Chef, Engineer, KitchenAid, Manager, Specialist, Waitress

Active NPC: Miner, Wor-1 (eventually merged to WORKER), But-9 (eventually merged to BUTLER), Baker, Butcher, Merchant, Scientist, Fisherman, Woodcutter, PTE (other Army NPC are active, but PTE will only be available for trade)

Tailors are in limbo atm as the suit system has never been effective and is in need of change. Most likely a CLOTH creation system will be implemented and players can create clothes of varying colors and levels from that basis, but I'm willing to implement any system that makes sense. Personally, I'd like to hand this off to someone who has a high level interest in clothing--as I'd be happy to wear sandals and hoody every day, including funerals and weddings.

If you would like to get production before the new year, please have request in by tomorrow. Sunday is production/spoil/create day for civilian NPC, and that is handled early, so any requests should be in by Saturday.

OZ would like to swap all his inactive NPC to Wor-1:

ASS-1   14
ASS-2    3
ASS-3    4
CHEF-3   7
ENG-5   1
MGR-2   2
MGR-3    4
WOR-2   18
WOR-3    2

total: 55

Only had 1 CHEF-3, so new total of wor-1 is 49. WOR-2 and WOR-3 are still enabled and have bigger payouts than WOR-1, so those are being transferred back--WOR-2 and WOR-3 are not being replaced by town when they SPOIL, but they will produce as long as they exist. So 29 WOR-1 have been created to replace the inactive NPC.

[Karl Hungus]

OZ would like to swap all his inactive NPC to Wor-1:

ASS-1   14
ASS-2    3
ASS-3    4
CHEF-3   7
ENG-5   1
MGR-2   2
MGR-3    4
WOR-2   18
WOR-3    2

total: 55

Only had 1 CHEF-3, so new total of wor-1 is 49. WOR-2 and WOR-3 are still enabled and have bigger payouts than WOR-1, so those are being transferred back--WOR-2 and WOR-3 are not being replaced by town when they SPOIL, but they will produce as long as they exist. So 29 WOR-1 have been created to replace the inactive NPC.

Thank you !!

[boomboom]

id #979


1 WAI for 1 MERCHANT

[generalizethis]

MGC Grid Game has Started

Drone 1: go east

Drone 2: go east

Drone 1: go north

Drone 2: go south

Updated: a BEAR is being added to the game.



RULES for BEAR:

--takes two bullet hits to kill

--BEAR action during encounters will be determined by !d roll

--commands are STALK, ATTACK, GUARD and RUN

--GUARD will only be effected when there is something to GUARD (PIStol or Bag of M)

--ATTACK has 50% chance of being fatal

--STALK leads to an automatic ATTACK command when BEAR is in range

--BEAR is locked into central point with a 3 square radius from that point

--STALK lasts until player has left BEAR's area or BEAR has ATTACKed

[tombots]

MGC Grid Game has Started

Drone 1: go east

Drone 2: go east

Drone 1: go north

Drone 2: go south

Updated: a BEAR is being added to the game.

Tombot: go east

[generalizethis]

MGC Grid Game has Started

Drone 1: go east

Drone 2: go east

Drone 1: go north

Drone 2: go south

Updated: a BEAR is being added to the game.

Tombot: go east

Congratulations, you've reached the first wall of our game--you may move north, east or west from this point.

[generalizethis]

SPOIL/CREATE/DIV Round Complete for Production Shares and Civilian NPC


ASKS will need replaced for SPOILed ITEMS (BEER, MEAT, FOIE, SAL, MEAD, VEG). Due to Trade-in Event, no New NPC will be on sale from TOWN (**BREWERs will be available for S-BB holders). Army NPC and Horse's SPOIL/CREATE/PROMOTION Round happens tomorrow.