Announcing UnicronHasher
TM!
Announcements:
*Seriously a unicorn that eats hay + asic chips and craps out bitcoins? Sound familiar? Anyone? Gnar1ta$
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1: Baby UnicronHasher
TM2: Live UnicronHasher
TM 1PaH
3: News
4: FAQ
JUST ANNOUNCED: Baby UnicronHasher
TM, In stock and ready to ship! Limited Quantities available! I guarantee the Baby UnicronHasher
TM will ship
next week within 48 business hours and will *be capable of* producing the same or more BTC than my BFL/KnC/HashFast orders COMBINED produced in the first 30 days after payment!!!!!!! GUARANTEE!!!!
Only .035
BTC you can own one of a limited quantity of Baby UnicronHashers
TM!!!!!!
Guaranteed minimum *(Per Gmaxwell/MiningBuddy "Promise" of 1Mhash of bitcoin mining power!)
Support child artists, Mine BTC, Prove that the Baby UnicronHasher
TM is a "CUSTOM MINER"
LIMIT ONE PER CUSTOMER!
ONLY ONE BABY UNICORNS LEFT IN STOCK! ACT FAST!
SOLD OUT: Hand Made Baby UnicronHasher
TM Prototype in stock USA Only Shipping. New Reduced price .035
BTC Again this will produce the same or more BTC than my three ASIC orders listed above produced in the first thirty days after paying for them within 30 days!
SOLD OUT: V1 Baby UnicronHasher
TM Prototype:
https://i.imgur.com/nhvWCiX.jpg?2SOLD OUT: V2 Baby UnicronHasher
TM Prototype:
https://i.imgur.com/Crz5S4g.jpg?1In production V3 Baby UnicronHasher
TM Prototype: BitcoinTalk Mod Edition!
In production V4 Baby UnicronHasher
TM Prototype: Bitcoin vs Litecoin Edition!
Upcoming V5 Baby UnicronHasher
TM Prototype: The Unicorn vs The Goat
PM Shipping Address and TX ID!!!!
1Jp68zp2nWZd1PqgkqDm7RoW4CqJacALkh
Live Unicorn Hasher
The greatest ASIC to ever hit bitcoin!
Pre-Orders coming soon! Only 10
BTC *(To reserve your pre-order slot) expected delivery Q1 2014.
Website
www.unicornhasher.com will be live soon!
Our Twitter account: @UnicornHasher is now live!
We only accept payments in
BTCI'll imply through third parties that you will get your B back if I don't ship. I won't outright say it though.
These unicorns will have at least 1 Horse Power which is ~
12 50Thash. 1 Pet-A-Hash.
Photo Shopped photos coming soon!Really neat though not functional 3D rendered images coming soon!
Power specs coming soon!We don't have a per GH or per chip power spec yet.
Just released by our partner in India these will be green powered miners they can run on biofuels (Hay) or recycled electronics (55+nm asic chips) !!! Save your electric money! Save the Planet!
My attorney will write up a really good ToS that you will have to agree to. That way you won't be able to sue me for loss of revenue.
I would like to sincerely thank the following manufacturers and sellers of asic hardware for letting me know that it is OK to sell LIVE UNICORNS and claim they will hash bitcoins:
Real Scamufacturers:
BFL - Butterfly Labs (*)
KnC - Don't care (*)
HashFast (*)
CoinTerra
Avalon (*)
Real ScamAssemblers:
BTMine (*)
Real Scams:
BTCOlympus -
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=362756.0Unconfirmed (up and coming) Scams:
Mammoth Mining -
https://mammoth-mining.com/Scrypt Asic International -
https://alpha-t.net/ (Alpha Technologies, Script Asic International, SAI, Etc.) (*)
NEWS:
1/12/2014 4PM Just Announced We have an official Escrow Agent! CanaryInTheMine Will be handling all escrow transactions. <- He will give you the above address to pay us directly....
1/13/2014 Our V1 Baby Unicorn Asic was sold to Thyatis! Unboxing photos will be copied to this OP!
1/13/2014 Estimated power for the 1HP Unicorn Hasher: A guaranteed minimum of 1 Pet-A-Hash
1/14/2014 New Review From railzand: The Unicorn Hasher is Fanciful!
tigers at 5ths is more fanciful than the unicornhasher...
1/15/2014 Unboxing photo of the V1 baby unicorn miner:
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FAQ:
Q: Do you accept Fiat/PayPal/Etc Scammy reversible forms of payment?
A: Absolutely Not. BTC Only
Q: Is this real?
A: This is the exact same language and posting style and promises given by BFL HashFast Avalon KnC Etc. I have no reason to doubt it's validity. Do I?
Q: Do you accept escrow?
A: Yes Our official escrow agent is CanarayInTheMine, He will gladly send you the BTC address listed above for payment directly to us.
Q: What is my expected ROI on the Baby Unicorn?
A: The same or more BTC than the combined production of my BFL order + KnC order + HashFast order within 30 days of ordering. Meaning take the day one order date for each of these companies first asic miners, calculate the ROI you would have received within 30 days of paying for the orders. Combine that. That is the minimum ROI on the Baby Unicorn.
Q: Will you ship internationally?
A: The Unicorn Hasher will be released worldwide. The baby Unicorn is only available to US buyers.
Q: What if you don't ship/have delays/ etc.
A: Using some alternate accounts we will imply that ROI is guranteed and that refunds will be in the original form of payment. We will likely allow you to roll your order into our next model if you don't receive this model. We will also use a legal release form to get you to accept a FULL BTC refund of the amount of usd Paid at the time of the order.
Q: What is the difference between PH and PaH in terms of mining power?
A: One PH is a PetaHash or 1,000 Gigahashes of mining power. One PaH is one Pet-A-Hash.
Q: Why should we trust you?
A: I've been on these forums for a long time. I have a decent trust rating. I am a forum donor. I may or not own an actual unicorn.
Q: Can I do dirty things to my Unicorn Hasher
A: You deserve a long prison sentence in a 3rd world country.
Q: Do you actually scam people?
A: No, read the thread.