[POLL] I'm Done!: Animal House 2

[Phinnaeus Gage]

To put the proverbial icing on the cake, this was all started by a bear (Bruno means bear in some territories). Note the slight change in the threads title.

Nice on the "fat cat" connotation, heh.
Yeah, I think one of the unlisted"rules of the internet" is "If it's on the internet, furries will overrun it." This goes for MUCK/MUDs, IRC, Facebook/Twitter, SecondLife and all similar worlds, 4chan, SomethingAwful (a lot of furs in there, and rumor is it was started by one), and it seems even Bitcoin. Cant's say I'm too thrilled about that though

I just Googled the words funny and (insert animal) and picked the four that tickled my fancy. The bear and the fox just so happened to fit the theme. Didn't mean anything with the cat. As for the pony, I just thought it was cute.

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[Rassah]

To put the proverbial icing on the cake, this was all started by a bear (Bruno means bear in some territories). Note the slight change in the threads title.

Nice on the "fat cat" connotation, heh.
Yeah, I think one of the unlisted"rules of the internet" is "If it's on the internet, furries will overrun it." This goes for MUCK/MUDs, IRC, Facebook/Twitter, SecondLife and all similar worlds, 4chan, SomethingAwful (a lot of furs in there, and rumor is it was started by one), and it seems even Bitcoin. Cant's say I'm too thrilled about that though

I just Googled the words funny and (insert animal) and picked the four that tickled my fancy. The bear and the fox just so happened to fit the theme. Didn't mean anything with the cat. As for the pony, I just thought it was cute.

Even cooler that the "fat cat" is a coincidence. I am technically a banker by trade (though physically built like Chester, so fail that stereotype somewhat). Actually, another bit of stupid coincidence about me, I'm a count accountant. Yes, I'm a walking joke, eh eh eh X/

[Revalin]

http://www.furnation.com/Wookiee/2002/W_Morning_Chester.jpg

... except I expect your table leaves less censored and more hanging out.

[Rassah]

... except I expect your table leaves less censored and more hanging out.

It's not "hanging," but yes.
Why such interest in my coffee table btw?

[Revalin]

I love it.  Don't cover it if I ever come to visit.  The world needs more of this.  

[Revalin]

Why such interest in my coffee table btw?

I think everyone WTFed at Ayo_4_Yayo's comment, and we couldn't help but swivel our attention toward you.

Honestly at this point it's more interesting than beating the dead horse (fox, whatever) that started the whole thread.  I can't tell if he's trolling or just tragically misguided, but either way I don't think anything more we say will influence him.  I wish him well and I'll help if I can, but I just don't get the impression that he's taking any of the criticism to heart.

[FAtlas]

(benefit of having your own house is you can have "tasteful" porn hanging out in the open). I think the title of the piece was Morning Chester (like morning coffee, and/or morning wood).

"Tasteful" porn, ladies and gentlemen:

https://i.imgur.com/UQqrY.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/njtBo.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/fexe1.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/LftyT.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ezmbx.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/F3F6D.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/HBarn.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/KEGeZ.jpg

Seriously, don't click on those links.  Don't say I didn't warn you.

[Revalin]

"tasteful" porn

I think the word you're looking for is "pinups".  Everything else is just good ol' delicious smut. 

[PinkiePie]

OMG eww.  This is why you can't compare yourself to me.  Not everyone who likes children's shows are as disturbed as you.  That expresses exactly the point I've been trying to get you to understand, you have deeply confused your lustful desires with normal human interaction.  Be it love or hate, it doesn't have to be automatically sexualized.  

I will continue to pray for you.

 (Thanks for the warning not to click, I should have listened.)

[Rassah]

(benefit of having your own house is you can have "tasteful" porn hanging out in the open). I think the title of the piece was Morning Chester (like morning coffee, and/or morning wood).

"Tasteful" porn, ladies and gentlemen:

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Seriously, don't click on those links.  Don't say I didn't warn you.

Wow, heh, good job finding my hubby's stuff that's in his computer room. He,s more into horses and large things. I'm very much not. I don't think any of mine is online, and only two I own is that Chester, and a pic of an arctic fox slave boy hanging in the living room, which caught my attention due to the detail of the gold and pearl jewelry, and the eyes (I often love well drawn expressive eyes more than anything else).That fox pic we don't even cover when parents visit, since he's in the style of old Greek or roman paintings.
Where did you find those btw? Also, I'm wondering, are you trying to put me into a position where you can make fun of me or make me embarased? Because I'm really not bothered/ashamed by this.

[FAtlas]

Wow, heh, good job finding my hubby's stuff that's in his computer room. I don't think any of mine is online, and only two I own is that Chester, and a pic of an arctic fox slave boy hanging in the living room, which caught my attention due to the detail of the gold and pearl jewelry, and the eyes (I often love well drawn expressive eyes more than anything else).That fox pic we don't even cover when parents visit, since he's in the style of old Greek or roman paintings.
Where did you find those btw?

They were reposted by another guy on a different forum.  No idea how he found them.  Not sure I really want to go that deep into the internet to find out.

[deslok]

Wow, heh, good job finding my hubby's stuff that's in his computer room. I don't think any of mine is online, and only two I own is that Chester, and a pic of an arctic fox slave boy hanging in the living room, which caught my attention due to the detail of the gold and pearl jewelry, and the eyes (I often love well drawn expressive eyes more than anything else).That fox pic we don't even cover when parents visit, since he's in the style of old Greek or roman paintings.
Where did you find those btw?

They were reposted by another guy on a different forum.  No idea how he found them.  Not sure I really want to go that deep into the internet to find out.

FAtlas as the forums most iconic troll it's your duty go venture into the depths of the internet to entertain us

[Rassah]

Not everyone who likes children's shows are as disturbed as you.

You mean "as my hubby'" based on those pics, but, um, yes?

That expresses exactly the point I've been trying to get you to understand, you have deeply confused your lustful desires with normal human interaction.

My normal human "interaction" is just fine, thank you   Also, you have NO IDEA how bad it is out there, and just how normal/mundane I am compared to the real freaks (SA goods, 4channers, loli types, etc). You want to see deeply confused, check out the otaku culture of Japan >.<

I will continue to pray for you.

Um, thanks? What do you expect to happen? Also, mind if I pray for you to break out of your self-imposed religious prison and prudishness? We'll see if either of our prayers has an effect.

[Rassah]

Wow, heh, good job finding my hubby's stuff that's in his computer room. I don't think any of mine is online, and only two I own is that Chester, and a pic of an arctic fox slave boy hanging in the living room, which caught my attention due to the detail of the gold and pearl jewelry, and the eyes (I often love well drawn expressive eyes more than anything else).That fox pic we don't even cover when parents visit, since he's in the style of old Greek or roman paintings.
Where did you find those btw?

They were reposted by another guy on a different forum.  No idea how he found them.  Not sure I really want to go that deep into the internet to find out.

Ugh. Just had time to step out during class break and take a closer look at those pics. Yeah, very much don't like either. All my hubby's kinks, and fine with him having those, but not my interest. I'm almost exclusively into thin femmy boy types. Also, omg those are old. I think those were taken 6 to 8 years ago before we remodeled the house and moved all the rooms around. I think most of those were sold, too (I believe some of the pics you found were for posting these on an auction site). Point is, the quality of artists and art in the fandom has improved exponentially over the years. Still porn though. I guess FAtlas is claiming that the only type of stuff he's into is plain old vanila photos and vids? Either "boring..." or "I don't buy it."

[Jonathan Ryan Owens]

*anyone want some?*

[Rassah]

Glad this thread is still entertaining I was honestly worried that it was getting boring or too autobiographical (my life is really not that interesting... or maybe all this interest shows that it is?).

FAtlas, what was the forum where those pics came from?

PinkiePie, still hoping you'll let me know what you hope your prayers will achieve, or if you're OK with my counter prayers for you.

[PinkiePie]

I am hoping that one day you manage to free yourself from lust and bestiality and learn that there is a life for you outside of the mental prison you have built for yourself.  You've been in there so long you don't even see the bars anymore.   

[Revalin]

I'm pretty happy with my life of debauchery.  I don't have a capricious god looking over my shoulder telling me there's anything wrong with it.  I'm not harming anyone.  I don't live in shame.  I have a loving partner.  I live a fulfilling life.  Why would I want to be free of this?  How is it a prison?  What's waiting on the outside?

[Rassah]

I am hoping that one day you manage to free yourself from lust and bestiality and learn that there is a life for you outside of the mental prison you have built for yourself.  You've been in there so long you don't even see the bars anymore.  

I'm not actually attracted to animals, and find bestiality to be rather gross (I'm a clean freak). My interest in this type of art is just one step beyond people's interest in anime cat girls and cat boys (humans with cat ears and tails, rather prevalent in Japanese art/anime). Porn is actually a tiny part of my life. My big interest in this art is non-porn related (though the porn is still great). Sex isn't actually a big part of my life, either. This is something I am not worried or concerned about, and thus is not something that interferes with my life. Interestingly, I've found homophobic and prudish people who are so concerned about sexual immorality, that they end up wasting most of their time worrying about it, while those they are worried about just continue on with their lives. Ironic, really, that those who are against it end up the ones who's lives are taken over by it, instead of those being actually involved in it.
I think my point is somewhat shown by you thinking that this is something that is restricting me in any way, or interfering with my life, and spending your time worrying about this stuff and my life. From my point of view, I am completely free to think anything, to logically reason through my decisions, and to personally decide what is important to me and what isn't, while you are the one in a prison where your belief is causing you to waste your time being concerned about rather nonconsequential things that have nothing to do with you, without being able to even ask the question of why exactly things are good, bad, or the way they are.
I will continue to pray for you to start asking simple questions, follow through to more complex questions, and break free of your misguided beliefs (even if you continue to believe), and of your unhealthy sexual repressions. It all starts with not being afraid to ask the right questions.

[Rassah]

What's waiting on the outside?

The feeling of "God's love." One caused by activation of specific parts of your brain and release specific chemicals, which can also be attained by drugs, meditation, or a really good trance track.