Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[k0er]

from [ANN] [ICO] [BOUNTY] [AIRDROP] Huapupay HUA is an innovative and interactive

this project is very nice.and good tim work.all the bast all tim.

i reed the project You need to mor explict and do the paln for the project the probrlm is the markiting not the smart contract it so esey

pff...copy/paste

I hope that this project will enjoy massive success

I hope that this project will enjoy massive success

[MagicSmoker]

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Any kind I guess. If you`re talking about specifically pets then I would more likely to get a god.

A what ? 

I only adopt gods from shelters; the only problem is, people rarely surrender gods to a shelter in the first place. 

[xtraelv]

Not a shitpost but amusing spelling mistake:

Has anyone analised the benefits of creating assets based on byteball vs assets based on waves? That would be quite uselful.

Sometimes foreign languages can give a wrong impression:


https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4598560.0

Translated as:

[hilariousandco]

Posted in bitcoin discussion:

I am a newbie and I have no idea how to get to jr member or rank up. My friend was full member and he told me that he earns from bitcointalk. Can anyone please help me how can I rank up and how can I earn bitcoins.

Another one for the my friend told me you could make money here club. Could he not have asked his "friend" about this? 

[xtraelv]

Posted in bitcoin discussion:

I am a newbie and I have no idea how to get to jr member or rank up. My friend was full member and he told me that he earns from bitcointalk. Can anyone please help me how can I rank up and how can I earn bitcoins.

Another one for the my friend told me you could make money here club. Could he not have asked his "friend" about this? 

"My friend was full member and he told me that he earns from bitcointalk."

Was a full member -does that mean his account got banned and now is using a newbie account for "earning" ? 

[Lafu]

He should get an reward for this , the thread name is "  Hi Everyone  "

and thats the first post is :

I'm Johny Jeon

[DdmrDdmr]

hello gays    im new  in bitcoin   . i have a question  plz help me

im newby can i earn money from bitcoin  or  rank up first

Well this guy seems to be rather lost right from the greeting … Then, as a memorable first post, he “goes straight” to the key question on how to make money here. He has heard about ranks though, although likely confuses Bitcoin with Bitcointalk. Wonder if he will make it to his second post …

[k0er]

Posted in bitcoin discussion:

I am a newbie and I have no idea how to get to jr member or rank up. My friend was full member and he told me that he earns from bitcointalk. Can anyone please help me how can I rank up and how can I earn bitcoins.

Another one for the my friend told me you could make money here club. Could he not have asked his "friend" about this? 

"My friend was full member and he told me that he earns from bitcointalk."

Was a full member -does that mean his account got banned and now is using a newbie account for "earning" ? 

I didn't even read it, but I sang these words in my head... "Why don´t you get a job" - Offspring


https://youtu.be/zoGNBkhoClg

[DireWolfM14]

My friend was full member and he todl me that he earns from bitcointalk.

Fixed it for you.

[suchmoon]

My friend was full member and he todl me that he earns from bitcointalk.

Fixed it for you.

So the friend is a toddler?

[tmfp]

My friend was full member and he todl me that he earns from bitcointalk.

Fixed it for you.

So the friend is a toddler?

[morvillz7z]

Not sure how I found this, was probably following some shitposters or it was copypastas. Anyway, this is not a shitpost but a promotional video of some kind (from BQT spreadsheet for content creation). You know these videos people make for bounties and eventually getting paid?

There is only one rule, you need to watch the entire clip, the full 5 minutes and 52 seconds. If I can do it, you can too!!!  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glqGW2wFQRI

So, what do you think? There is part 2 and part 3 in case you need more of it.


I don't want to be completely off-topic here, so here's a very solid advice for newbies (source - same guy from the video).

The best security for a newbie is:
1. Do not visit the sex site or download the crack software

You say ICOs didn't raise a lot of money this year.  

[friends1980]

I find this one tremendously funny:



"I believe it will last forever, but it will take years."

[hilariousetc]

The best security for a newbie is:
1. Do not visit the sex site or download the crack software

You say ICOs didn't raise a lot of money this year.  

He has a dought:

i have a dought ,....
is our feature in this form is depending on rank ??
i know everyone like to became a high rank holders but why is nessesary ??
we can give and collect info by posting our own words ... and post the topics for knowledge and help for others !! not for only rank !!

I find this one tremendously funny:



"I believe it will last forever, but it will take years."

Ha. I've seen worse contradictory posts that that over the years. Can't quite recall any right now though,.

[nutildah]

What are some of the best reasons you've ever seen for leaving somebody negative feedback?

This could probably be its own thread, but I'm just adding this one here because it gave me a laugh. Hope you'll forgive me for going off topic.



Taken literally, it insinuates that a member made a thread where he chronicled his quest to suck his own dick, couldn't do it, then somebody felt that was a good enough reason to warrant suspicion about the trustworthiness of said member, and warn the community about their behavior.

[xtraelv]

What are some of the best reasons you've ever seen for leaving somebody negative feedback?

This could probably be its own thread, but I'm just adding this one here because it gave me a laugh. Hope you'll forgive me for going off topic.



Taken literally, it insinuates that a member made a thread where he chronicled his quest to suck his own dick, couldn't do it, then somebody felt that was a good enough reason to warrant suspicion about the trustworthiness of said member, and warn the community about their behavior.

That feedback may well be applied to McAfee if bitcoin fails to reach 1 Million US$ by 2020.

[nutildah]

That feedback may well be applied to McAfee if bitcoin fails to reach 1 Million US$ by 2020.

Lol good point.

[khatarnak]

Hi all! I’m new to the forum and would like to introduce myself. My husband and I have recently become active in crypto currency. We have been able to invest so far in bitcoin and litecoin, and we plan to invest in others in the near future. I’m very hopeful this forum will be informative and helpful in our crypto currency endeavors.

Thanks!

 merited  

[Steamtyme]

The last posting from your IP was less than 360 seconds ago. Please try again later. The thing you were trying to post was saved as a draft. This limit decreases substantially as your account becomes more established.

This gem is from one of the cryptozink spam stragglers, poor little brand new account lol.

[coolcoinz]

many definitions of the crypto however as they do not have a commitment for crypto and willing to be patient then this market will be able to kill anyone. Indeed this may I will not recommend to my family when they were not ready with the crypto State like this. full risk clearly only it is a challenge in the crypto should be bypassed.

Check out some of his other posts. Gibberish 101. Google translate from a rare language or dialect? It all reads like it was supposed to make sense but doesn't.
Mindfuck