Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[Quickseller]

If you research then you will find out at-least 10% poster posting shit post. You can find them on local thread's post reply, new post on ann and bounty section. And above all all section.

Where did you get this figure from? There is another thread that documents that less than 0.02% of active users have received any merit. It has been argued that everyone who deserves merit has received at least one and that would put the percentage of shit posters at well above 10%.

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[The Sceptical Chymist]

Where did you get this figure from?

From his ass, where do you think?  And he's a huge shitposter as well, of the worst kind--no English, nothing useful or interesting to say, and driven to post here by signature earnings.  I've got him on ignore.

People may not earn merits for many reasons, but at this point in the game anyone who's not a complete shitposter, a noob, or an inactive account should have earned at least one, and I'd estimate the percentage of shitposters relative to the entire member pool to be well over 10%.

[Quickseller]

Where did you get this figure from?

From his ass, where do you think?  And he's a huge shitposter as well, of the worst kind--no English, nothing useful or interesting to say, and driven to post here by signature earnings.  I've got him on ignore.

People may not earn merits for many reasons, but at this point in the game anyone who's not a complete shitposter, a noob, or an inactive account should have earned at least one, and I'd estimate the percentage of shitposters relative to the entire member pool to be well over 10%.

According to the percentage of people receiving merit, the percentage is over 99%.

If this is an accurate representation then more durastic measures need to be implemented, at the very least, those that have not received xx merit by now have their “grandfathered” status revoked. On the other end of the spectrum, the merit system should be abolished and signatures disabled or substantially lowered (maybe only 1-3 lines with no formatting).

[xtraelv]

Where did you get this figure from?

From his ass, where do you think?  And he's a huge shitposter as well, of the worst kind--no English, nothing useful or interesting to say, and driven to post here by signature earnings.  I've got him on ignore.

People may not earn merits for many reasons, but at this point in the game anyone who's not a complete shitposter, a noob, or an inactive account should have earned at least one, and I'd estimate the percentage of shitposters relative to the entire member pool to be well over 10%.

According to the percentage of people receiving merit, the percentage is over 99%.

If this is an accurate representation then more durastic measures need to be implemented, at the very least, those that have not received xx merit by now have their “grandfathered” status revoked. On the other end of the spectrum, the merit system should be abolished and signatures disabled or substantially lowered (maybe only 1-3 lines with no formatting).

For every 1 post deleted you lose your signature for a week. For every 10 posts deleted you lose a merit. (That is worst for grandfathered accounts that only have minimum merit for their rank).

[Steamtyme]

For every 1 post deleted you lose your signature for a week. For every 10 posts deleted you lose a merit. (That is worst for grandfathered accounts that only have minimum merit for their rank).

That's interesting but what about the users who may have engaged in a real conversation at the beginning of, unbeknownst to them, a topic that would become a spam megathread. Say they now only post periodically and not where the merit drops. Should this person come back one day and see they are no longer the rank they had achieved.

There would also be situations where a board was more liberal in it's interpretations of off-topic, but under new moderation they lose a number of posts.

I don't think there will be any arguably fair system to demote the garbage posters who get to hold a higher rank, without dragging in innocent users who deserve their rank.

[Quickseller]

Where did you get this figure from?

From his ass, where do you think?  And he's a huge shitposter as well, of the worst kind--no English, nothing useful or interesting to say, and driven to post here by signature earnings.  I've got him on ignore.

People may not earn merits for many reasons, but at this point in the game anyone who's not a complete shitposter, a noob, or an inactive account should have earned at least one, and I'd estimate the percentage of shitposters relative to the entire member pool to be well over 10%.

According to the percentage of people receiving merit, the percentage is over 99%.

If this is an accurate representation then more durastic measures need to be implemented, at the very least, those that have not received xx merit by now have their “grandfathered” status revoked. On the other end of the spectrum, the merit system should be abolished and signatures disabled or substantially lowered (maybe only 1-3 lines with no formatting).

For every 1 post deleted you lose your signature for a week. For every 10 posts deleted you lose a merit. (That is worst for grandfathered accounts that only have minimum merit for their rank).

I don’t think anyone reasonably thinks I am anything close to a shot poster, however every now and then I have old bumps I forgot to delete deleted.

Another thing is that most shot posters make substantially all of their posts low effort. They don’t necessarily have a lot if posts deleted, they put very little effort into their posts and clutter up threads with posts that really don’t make sense when looking at the context of the thread.

[icalical]

Try to activate notification from Altcoin Bounty, some people created topics for reporting or applying to their bounty campaign, like their facebook share, twitter retweet, or even their email address. At first I thought it was funny and hilarious, but later on, it get more often, annoying, then I turned of my notification.

[suchmoon]

Here is a necro-shitpost that made me laugh for some inexplicable reason:

Worst of all, the worst is to give the company to a playboy.

As one could probably expect, shitposting being a serious business and all, there are shitposting guides on the intertubes. Here is one:

https://medium.com/@petehumiston/50-questions-to-ask-when-evaluating-an-initial-coin-offering-ico-82d130501ee0

Let's grab a random question from that article:

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Who+is%2Fare+your+competitors%22+site%3Abitcointalk.org


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These shitbags are probably worse than the shitposters why TRY to post something of their own, mangled and garbled as it may be. These lazy bastards just copy and paste and hope that nobody will notice the blatant plagiarism.

I don’t think anyone reasonably thinks I am anything close to a shot poster

I don't know what a "shot poster" is but you're certainly shitposting right here... unless you think your posts are "so bad that they are actually funny" and therefore on topic, in which case I apologize for misunderstanding your sense of humor.

[Jet Cash]

Can I to use your account for bounty report?

Posted mere minutes ago this one made me laugh.  If I read it correctly a banned user is asking if he can use hilarousandco's account for bounty reports...

I always wondered how Hilarious got his name.

[cellard]

I always have a laugh when some (usually third worlder) posts something really ridiculous in broken english.

The other day for instance I created a thread about McAfee's assassination attempt, which is a serious matter, and what was the first reply that the thread got? You can guess it:

I want that, this can be an action on the action, not an action to kill the die, but even back away, I'm also very good for a trust information on the development of the digital numbers!

Im still trying to understand what he was trying to say. Such is life in the digital numbers forum.

[gensol]

The posts are funny but have you considered those posts might have been made by bots who have no care or idea of the topic in question. I think no normal person can log on to their accounts just to make such generic posts. It surely is bots.

[actmyname]

The posts are funny but have you considered those posts might have been made by bots who have no care or idea of the topic in question. I think no normal person can log on to their accounts just to make such generic posts. It surely is bots.

You would be surprised. If I wanted, I could pump out about 2 shitposts a minute, not including thread-search time, which is somewhere around 5 seconds because they just click on the easiest ones to reply to in any board.

It's quite simple to respond to titles such as "Bitcoin price is $N" or "Bitcoin dying?" with some common-sense garbage about how you can/can't predict the trends and the price is going to go up/down in the month and it'll hit $N at the end of the month/year

[1miau]

I want that, this can be an action on the action, not an action to kill the die, but even back away, I'm also very good for a trust information on the development of the digital numbers!

This shitposter is a good one, creating other very "unique" shitposts:  

Etherdetal is the best platform for ETH and token! But need to develop more to bring trader can easy used! Because! At the moment! Etherdetal still verry dificute to used and trading!

At different times, when the capital, I will wait for reasonable prices, when little capital, gain 20% profit will also sell!

or this one:

I doubt that the end of the bear market, will still shake and very much sink your portfolio, very easy )

WOW, much sink! such rise! very currency!

[Quickseller]

Mybe you right man
We need  more information about
The bitcoin world

I found one in this very thread...

[The Sceptical Chymist]

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I'm always out of sMerits when I come across a silly meme post that makes me laugh.  I owe you a merit, bro.

Mybe you right man
We need  more information about
The bitcoin world

I just can't tell whether this is supposed to be ironic or what, given that this is coming from a noob account.  I wouldn't put it past a noob to just stumble upon a random thread and write such nonsense.  Maybe he thinks from the thread title that this is a contest or something.

[xtraelv]

This shitposter is a good one, creating other very "unique" shitposts:  

Etherdetal is the best platform for ETH and token! But need to develop more to bring trader can easy used! Because! At the moment! Etherdetal still verry dificute to used and trading!

At different times, when the capital, I will wait for reasonable prices, when little capital, gain 20% profit will also sell!

WOW, much sink! such rise! very currency!

That is just the German Dogecoin representative.

The use of the exclamation marks and writing style makes me think they are probably German. I don't think they are using google translate because they make regular spelling mistakes.

Great update!
I just sync finish! Now my wallet had working!

This time! Many coin had price grown up! You buy more before this times will get profit!
I still hold atlcoin for next year!

I think! This times still note safe! Waiting some times or more info from Dev!
Carefull check before sent ETH and token to other wallet!

They are quite amusing reading and would make sense to the author.

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I'm always out of sMerits when I come across a silly meme post that makes me laugh.  I owe you a merit, bro.

Mybe you right man
We need  more information about
The bitcoin world

I just can't tell whether this is supposed to be ironic or what, given that this is coming from a noob account.  I wouldn't put it past a noob to just stumble upon a random thread and write such nonsense.  Maybe he thinks from the thread title that this is a contest or something.

It is a poorly constructed Haiku.

[Lafu]

Asking for free Airdrops but is willing to Invest  ! LoL 

Where can I find free airdrops? How am I supposed to participate in any kind of airdrops? I don't even have tokens at the moment but I'm willing to invest.

[xtraelv]

This is very good project and very nyc team

this is a good project. I hope to develop strongly

Much project and heavy English.

Can't really blame them for poor English here.

[LFC_Bitcoin]

I’ll just throw this in here -

New thread in bitcoin discussion titled - ‘Starting in bitcoin forum’

In order to start in a Bitcoin forum, a user should understand first what bitcoin is, it's functionality, and how it's transaction works. The user should have the initial knowledge on digital currencies. Another thing to consider in starting in a bitcoin forum is having an account. Having an account in bitcoin forums doesn't take much time. After creating an account, the user should be part of the discussion and share their thoughts meaningfully, meaning to say that is should be understandable by other users. Once an account is made, the user is expected to participate through posting a new interesting topic and replying to the other topics. Lastly, another thing to consider in bitcoin forums is to level up and reaching higher ranks. Higher rank, higher opportunity to become a bitcoin oriented user.

He’s then the only response & has replied to himself 25 mins after everybody else has ignored him

Before you go to the bitcoin forum, you must know, what is bitcoin.
Bitcoin is a virtual currency developed in 2009. The design of Bitcoin allows for anonymous ownership and transfer of wealth. Bitcoin - bitcoin can be stored on a personal computer in a wallet file format or stored by a third party wallet service, bitcoins can be sent over the internet to anyone with a Bitcoin address.

Verdict - Shit poster?

[suchmoon]

Verdict - Shit poster?

Yes. Applies to anyone who uses the word "lastly" in a forum post.

And plagiarism:

https://www.google.com/search?q="bitcoin+can+be+stored+on+a+personal+computer+in+a+wallet+file+format"