Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[LogitechMouse]

I know myself that I am not fluent in English but to use "SLUT" with the word "SIR"   . Can't stop myself from laughing with this (I laughed like 1 to 2 minutes with this) 

Payments for this week sent. tx: https://www.blocktrail.com/BTC/tx/e20b1fad7e1e1364ea4806ffac70c739aff29fa32161a877bf7e5a8871444aaf

No new open slots, but if you feel you have exceptional post quality or are a trusted member of the community, I may be willing to open a slot for you.

Username: Goodluck2
Post Count: 594
BTC Address: 1L1YgmqrsYRvXqYjQc4YiXCFPgmCwDFWp9

Dear Sir DarkStar_! my post quality is very good so I want to join your campaign please sir give me a slut .
Thanks

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[MagicSmoker]

I know myself that I am not fluent in English but to use "SLUT" with the word "SIR"   . Can't stop myself from laughing with this (I laughed like 1 to 2 minutes with this) 

Yeah, I really have to stop visiting this thread whenever I am eating or drinking...

[Don Pedro Dinero]

I've just found this glorious post: “Bitcoin is the unemployment solution”, opened by this gifted guy:

there are many people who are successful because of bitcoin, there are also many people who make bitcoin as a livelihood in his life. with bitcoin they earn more income for life. whether the appearance of bitcoin can reduce unemployment? because nowadays, to find a decent job and livelihood is difficult.

Already reported.

P.S: I was about to reply: “I believe bitcoin will kill unemployment because every one can benefit and unemployment is bad. so bitcoin will make good lifes for us and we will be happy”.

Or something.

[suchmoon]

I'm a self-admitted fan of "haiku bots"... love them so much that I went on a bit of a binge during my layover today and reported probably ~200 of them.

This one is very special:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2180271

It got a merit!!!!! For this post:

Hi team!
I suppose it is a good project! Logical activity, excellence website!

It's the first merit I've seen given to one of these bots so their chance of ranking up is worse than hitting a Powerball.

[nutildah]

Not trying to make light of a serious problem, but:



You learn something new every day...

[speem28]

This type of members are what we can consider the "CANCER" of our forum. It will take a huge faith and miracle for it to be cured!
I guess up until now, we just can't get used to them because its gotten much worse compared to way back with much lesser members doing it. It may be best to enforce campaign managers to be strict about their participants and prevent these members from earning.

[vphasitha01]

I don't know this is a "haiku bot" or not, but seriously this guy(or bot) is starting to spam the "Bitcoin Discussion" board. That member posted and he/she/bot also give the answer too. This member(or bot) make my day

Biycoin is the best thing that happened in our lifetime

Makes alot of sense folks!

P.S- I think "Biycoin" is a good name for ICO scammers

[LogitechMouse]

If Bitcoin is the "KING" of coins then who is the "QUEEN"??

it is true that bitcoin is the king of coins, and right now it is very appropriate if we buy and hold it, if we do that and be patient until the price goes up we will get a big profit.

The first one said that Bitcoin is the "KING", now this user said that Bitcoin is the "MOTHER". Which is which??

bitcoin is the mother of all altcoin and now the market movement is again experiencing price decline and this is my opinion is an opportunity where we have to hold bitcoin in the long term and then save later then wait the time that tether bitcoin has stabilized price then sell it surely we will get a lot of profit.

I'm OUT!!!!

[suchmoon]

Its like, he had 312 tries already. How can we break it to him that he'll never stand a chance? What's worse is that the word "Merit" is spelled in his head as "marit" even though its written above every fucking post. Too bad for him he's not on some Andy Kaufman level shit.

I think this works better with a cat. But then again, every stupid shit works better with a cat.


https://i.imgflip.com/2emc74.jpg

[nutildah]

I think this works better with a cat. But then again, every stupid shit works better with a cat.


https://i.imgflip.com/2emc74.jpg

Dude. You found the original memecat of all-time.

Whats interesting is a buddy of mine developed that. (He's Cheezburger).

+1 Merit

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I really am sorry. I am a dick and I really am trying to reform myself but this one is just so incredibly bad.



Its like, he had 312 tries already. How can we break it to him that he'll never stand a chance? What's worse is that the word "Merit" is spelled in his head as "marit" even though its written above every fucking post. Too bad for him he's not on some Andy Kaufman level shit.

Well that's because the vast majority of his posts are just to claim bounties, but he's probably now just realised that to move up ranks he needs merit.

Looking through his posts though I noticed that his English seemed to be a lot better:

It's a very easy to earn money since all you have to do some small task (Twitter follow, Fb like, etc) and in exchange they're going to reward you tokens, however some of the airdrops or token are worthless because ended up being a scam, but it doesn't matter there are some airdrops that's worth joining on.

And when that happens it's usually because it's a copy and paste:

Well yes it's a very easy way to earn money since all you have to do is to do some small task (Twitter follow, Fb like, etc) and in exchange they're going to reward you tokens, however some of the airdrops or token are worthless because ended up being a scam, but it doesn't matter there are some airdrops that's worth joining on.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

And when that happens it's usually because it's a copy and paste:

Niiice.  Think it's safe to start the countdown to the inevitable ban appeal thread?

Its like, he had 312 tries already. How can we break it to him that he'll never stand a chance? What's worse is that the word "Merit" is spelled in his head as "marit" even though its written above every fucking post. Too bad for him he's not on some Andy Kaufman level shit.

Yep, they're sloppy and they're ignorant and if you tried explaining why he would never earn merit, it'd turn into the "but how I get marit?" stuck-in-the-groove broken record response.  So don't even bother with an explanation.

[DdmrDdmr]

Everyone tell good quality post then give me marit but i am some posted but I have marit.any can tell me giving away that merit.

I couldn’t make heads or tails from this post after reading it three times, but the topic I could kind of guess. I checked the poster’s posting history to see how he postulates to getting "Marits" and got dizzy from seeing walls of quoted social campaigns. I guess he does deserve "Marits", whatever they may be ...

[MagicSmoker]

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Looking through his posts though I noticed that his English seemed to be a lot better:

...

And when that happens it's usually because it's a copy and paste:
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Justice, sweet justice! 

It seems that a good 50% of the shitposters that post to the merit & new ranks thread in the hopes of finding some "marits" end up getting nailed for plagiarism instead. To paraphrase from Man of Steel, "A good nuking is it's own reward."

[Don Pedro Dinero]

Another gifted guy. He opens the thread "Bitcoin" on the speculation section.

Bitcoin has a lot of fluctuations this year. It has fallen continuously but it does not return to its original position as when Satoshi Nakamoto created it. Meanwhile, there are other types of electronic money, such as those that can not be recovered. Bitcoin is great and it has slowly devoured the entire electronic money market. You see it down a section then it's up to 2 sections. I can say the cost is $ 36210 in mid-January 2019

I was going to report it for low-quality but I feel weak today.

Another one: Heaven and Hell exist?

I am so curious about heaven and Hell is that really exist? I search not that much and ive read some, like micheal jackson is in hell and the people in there walk like micheal jackson dance, the moon walk and also pope johnpaul II is in there.. I read the story of the woman they call Angelica Elizabeth Zambrano Mora but i dont see it by myself so i dont know if it's true

[Putra_tunggal]

This discussion is very interesting and we feel important about the activities in this bitcointalk forum which are discussed in this tread, it could be a memory for us in interacting about the problems of bitcoin and other criptocurrency in this bitcointalk forum becomes sharper and can be a lesson for us all who are involved in this bitcointalk forum.

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This discussion is very interesting and we feel important about the activities in this bitcointalk forum which are discussed in this tread, it could be a memory for us in interacting about the problems of bitcoin and other criptocurrency in this bitcointalk forum becomes sharper and can be a lesson for us all who are involved in this bitcointalk forum.

That's a good one Putra, where did you find it?
Oh, wait....

[nutildah]

This discussion is very interesting and we feel important about the activities in this bitcointalk forum which are discussed in this tread, it could be a memory for us in interacting about the problems of bitcoin and other criptocurrency in this bitcointalk forum becomes sharper and can be a lesson for us all who are involved in this bitcointalk forum.

That's a good one Putra, where did you find it?
Oh, wait....

Now that's what I call "meta"!

[MagicSmoker]

This discussion is very interesting and we feel important about the activities in this bitcointalk forum which are discussed in this tread, it could be a memory for us in interacting about the problems of bitcoin and other criptocurrency in this bitcointalk forum becomes sharper and can be a lesson for us all who are involved in this bitcointalk forum.

That's a good one Putra, where did you find it?
Oh, wait....

Now that's what I call "meta"!

Another one to file under, "You can't make this shit up."

And speaking of, nur1labs from the HoweyCoins thread is *still* clueless... now he wants to report theymos!?! 

[nutildah]

And speaking of, nur1labs from the HoweyCoins thread is *still* clueless... now he wants to report theymos!?!  

"Sweet mother of Crisco..." I LoL'd at that.

Its great because you earnestly tried to tell people the lowdown only for your post to get bulldozed over by comments on the validity of HoweyCoins.

You even wrote "THIS IS NOT A REAL PROJECT." And that didn't seem to phase anybody! I just gave your post a Merit so maybe people will read it again, but its doubtful because we've already moved on to the next page.

I can't bring myself to make the reveal, its too much fun watching the madness.