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July 31, 2018, 03:34:17 PM
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After reading this, I fell off my chair laughing!   Cheesy    LOL
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July 31, 2018, 04:14:32 PM
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After reading this, I fell off my chair laughing!   Cheesy    LOL

Hah, I just replied to that thread! Definitely a total fail by the OP!



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July 31, 2018, 07:18:07 PM
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i just seen Bitcoin went below $8000! i read on the internet that if Bitcoin goes below $8000, it will go 2 zero and we will loose all our monies! My advise is every1 to sell sell sell before you loose loose loose all you monies.

and i also readed that there is a silent civil war going on in the USa, the gov wants to took all our crypto for taxes, but other gov peeple, like the prez, wants 2 start a war on twitter.

i think we should make a twitter blockchain, and govs can be on blockchain and then they can start Fork Wars and see who can make the longest chain and win the fork war. It would be a lot cheaper i think than wars with me and you peeple.




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July 31, 2018, 08:29:27 PM
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i just seen Bitcoin went below $8000! i read on the internet that if Bitcoin goes below $8000, it will go 2 zero and we will loose all our monies! My advise is every1 to sell sell sell before you loose loose loose all you monies.

and i also readed that there is a silent civil war going on in the USa, the gov wants to took all our crypto for taxes, but other gov peeple, like the prez, wants 2 start a war on twitter.

i think we should make a twitter blockchain, and govs can be on blockchain and then they can start Fork Wars and see who can make the longest chain and win the fork war. It would be a lot cheaper i think than wars with me and you peeple.

Love it!
I'm gonna give him a merit for that.

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August 01, 2018, 06:14:24 PM
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i just seen Bitcoin went below $8000! i read on the internet that if Bitcoin goes below $8000, it will go 2 zero and we will loose all our monies! My advise is every1 to sell sell sell before you loose loose loose all you monies.

and i also readed that there is a silent civil war going on in the USa, the gov wants to took all our crypto for taxes, but other gov peeple, like the prez, wants 2 start a war on twitter.

i think we should make a twitter blockchain, and govs can be on blockchain and then they can start Fork Wars and see who can make the longest chain and win the fork war. It would be a lot cheaper i think than wars with me and you peeple.

Well, I just found this thread because tmfp posted this in my thread: "Great project, flawless execution, sensational presentation, best of the best!", so I wanted to see if it was because he thought it was a funny response or if he was a BOT, so looked up his post history and that lead me here. I think it's funny that you posted my opening post here and didn't see my 2nd post in that thread.

Apparently, I did strike the tone I was looking for with my opening post. Tongue
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August 01, 2018, 06:21:49 PM
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i just seen Bitcoin went below $8000! i read on the internet that if Bitcoin goes below $8000, it will go 2 zero and we will loose all our monies! My advise is every1 to sell sell sell before you loose loose loose all you monies.

and i also readed that there is a silent civil war going on in the USa, the gov wants to took all our crypto for taxes, but other gov peeple, like the prez, wants 2 start a war on twitter.

i think we should make a twitter blockchain, and govs can be on blockchain and then they can start Fork Wars and see who can make the longest chain and win the fork war. It would be a lot cheaper i think than wars with me and you peeple.

I find it ironic that you posted my opening post here and didn't see my 2nd post in that thread. Apparently I did strike the right tone with my opening post. Tongue

I thought your post was hilarious, even though context proved it wasn't your average 3rd world shitposter and therefore not strictly fair game for this thread. But hey, you got 2 merits (so far) out of it so quitcherbitchin!

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August 01, 2018, 06:25:27 PM
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I thought your post was hilarious, even though context proved it wasn't your average 3rd world shitposter and therefore not strictly fair game for this thread. But hey, you got 2 merits (so far) out of it so quitcherbitchin!

I wasn't expecting my impression to be so spot-on to actually get nominated for a Wall of Shame, but hey. Gave me a laugh.
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August 03, 2018, 04:00:39 PM
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I laike good project in fucter ?

I laike good project in fucter ?    Wtf !      Guess we need a Subforum for not understandable Words Lol  Cheesy Grin Tongue
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August 03, 2018, 04:03:51 PM
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It seems Off Topic should be renamed to something like Dating advice for Filipinos, or perhaps we need a sub board for Relationships:

How can you move on from your crush?

I badly need some advise from you guys.  Sad

Is it right to miss someone who don't miss you?

Is it worth all the effort to miss someone who will never miss you back?  

Must love be always mutual?

If you're in love with a beautiful lady but it seems the love is not mutual, perhaps she doesn't love you the way you love her,  would you still marry her?

confusion

Sometimes we have to give up when we feel defeated. but if we succumb we will lose.

do you understand what i mean?

I'm close to someone, our relationship is like a boyfriend, but unfortunately this relationship is not yet official. right now he is close to rich guy, what should i do? do i have to give up or continue?

Happy or sad?

Imagine you have a lover but in the end he broke with you when you were very fond of him. in a short time he has forgotten you and now he has a new lover. I have to be happy or sad because the words people really love are happy when they see our loved ones happy, but I can't be happy when he is with other people. Sad

There's many more that have been trashed.

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August 03, 2018, 05:13:27 PM
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Surprisingly, this topic has been moved from BTCDiscussion to Beginners, and not the trash can

Archived here cause I'm pretty sure it will get nuked soon

Can children use bitcoin?

Children will not be able to use Bitcoin, because the age of the children is very low.

I think children below the age of 15 are legally incompetent in as much as it's not a product or a web site that has some kind of centralized rules like age restriction.

CORRECT I AGREE TO YOU one thing need to consider children didn't inow how to read and write

But I think the age of the children is too small to understand Bitcoin. Even I myself can not fully understand Bitcoin to join it.





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August 03, 2018, 08:42:31 PM
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To get married you need to make a good and usfull post that every body seeing it will benefit form it. With this when some some that has merit benefited from your post he will surely give you merit
Careaful if you write a good post: you may end-up married as a side effect, and then merited ...

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August 04, 2018, 12:09:33 AM
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From this thread about human population growth: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4749153.20

If we would eat only crops we grow we could free up massive amounts of land and stop the soil erosion. The animal industry emits more green house gases then all vehicles on earth, it is the worst possible solution which also speeds up the climate issue, droughts etc . We could save large amounts of water as well and by doing this we will create a sustainable food source capable of  producing food for 8 Bil.
The problem you describe is very real but humans have evolved to eat meat and eating only crops should not be enforced on the population, luckily a solution already exists and only depends upon consumer adoption when it becomes economically viable to mass produce. I'm sure from your name "the biochemist" you have probably already heard of lab grown meat https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultured_meat. If it compares to real meat I would happily make the switch.
We did not evolve to eat meat, we are not carnivores, coulden´t be more wrong. We have been feeding on vegetables or rather nuts fruits and roots ect for millions of years as apes, meat is new on the menu and NO evolution has taken place since then. It is time to stop denying that meat is the worst option and brings only diseases not good health! I am a professional biochemist and this is just plain facts get it right!


So... according to TheBioChemist (his very screen name inspires confidence in me that what he's saying HAS to be true), "we" have been vegetarians for millions of years as apes, and NO evolution has taken place since then. So I guess the plain facts is that behind TheBioChemist's computer screen is an ape busy typing all this crap in.

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August 04, 2018, 05:27:44 AM
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Good to know some people take the Merit system very seriously.



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August 04, 2018, 09:30:28 PM
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I found a good one; check this shitpost out:

I hope I get 1 soon

Wait, wut?!?

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I found a good one; check this shitpost out:

I hope I get 1 soon

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August 05, 2018, 01:42:54 AM
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Not necessarily a specific comment but this thread alone made me laugh:   "chicks with dicks"

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4543989.0
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August 05, 2018, 03:35:14 PM
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BMW fans....

This is a good news. I'm really glad if more of these companies are loyal to crippling.

And another finding his inner self

I am interested in crypto for 3 reasons:
first of all, it`s money ^_^
second, it`s a good ability to improve my skills and knowledges.
third, I am gick Smiley

If you're wondering what gick is...

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I found the best project of all the "good", "nice", "great", and "awesome" projects:

Your project tends to the future and can overtake it.

Time machine!!!



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August 07, 2018, 10:53:40 PM
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Something to say?

Mainnet is attracting a lot of coins to move to their servers and they are actually doing it. Recently, Zilliqa and TRON joined Mainnet. Hopefully, this will give them a boost and their competitors will also get interested to join mainnet in the process.


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August 08, 2018, 02:45:10 AM
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I'm not sure if this person has a solid grip on what CryptoBridge is...

It’s very easy to make payment using CryptoBridge. Because it’s a secure platform where you can make payment with highly secured way. It’s also a transparent payment method. So, you can buy tickets without any hesitation.
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