Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[suchmoon]

Re: Why do people need to use Bitcoin for Money laundering?

You had me at "why". All those question threads are spam magnets - so easy for shitposters to post without reading anything other than the title and pretend that they're on topic.

Sometimes the title alone is already an award-winning shitpost:

Is the world of Cryptocurrency will lasts till the century END?

And it produces a "discussion" of corresponding quality:

Is is totally an unpredictable question because what will gonna happen the next day we can not tell then century is far behind.

Century is a hundred years, that's a pretty long time. By then there might be new technologies that might help ease bitcoin users, or something better comes up along the way to replace it. These are just my honest speculations.

I think yes .But it depend's When crpytocurrency world Continue to make a development or Stop .Thats really unpredictable.

ishat is what's going to happened ,sooner or later

etc


I think I found the guy responsible for all crypto scams. His name is Ricky and he's very high:

Yes,crypto market has very high ricky. if you invest to scam project, you will lost all of your money,

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[TheBeardedBaby]

Holy cow.. this is quite messed up, I think deserves a BAN don't you think so?

Time at times may not matter if we have the professionals actively involving in handling all the issues by analysing the rootcauses and proceeding to identifying analysis and figuring out the right solutions with a proper fix that adds value for the entire management to easily reach every level as per the whitepapers.

[hilariousetc]

Holy cow.. this is quite messed up, I think deserves a BAN don't you think so?

Time at times may not matter if we have the professionals actively involving in handling all the issues by analysing the rootcauses and proceeding to identifying analysis and figuring out the right solutions with a proper fix that adds value for the entire management to easily reach every level as per the whitepapers.

Yeah, he does, but probably half of the users here deserve a ban for shitposting. The campaign that is paying him deserves the ban more than anyone else and ElonCity have been due to me personally banning upwards of a hundred copy and pasters on their campaign alone as well as having their thread locked. It's obviously pointless though as the hundreds of other users on that campaign can still spam away and that's why theymos needs to blacklist signatures otherwise punishment is pointless and staff shouldn't be expected to issue hundreds of bans and do the campaign's job for them.

[DireWolfM14]

OMG!  This from the howey coin thread.  The pain, it hurts so bad, make it stop!

Is this a Scam ICO ?

Aren't they all?

This is an educational project contrived by the SEC to help inform people how to identify scam ICOs.  
There is no token sale, and if you tried to buy tokens you failed the test.

This is the first time i saw bitcointalk endorsing a coin/token. This maybe a good project.

[suchmoon]

I'm just wondering whether this is a security or utility token?

Yes

The question is copypasta but IMHO the "official" wins this shitposting duel with that response.

[Lafu]

With just a Look i can see a lot of Spam with " Good , Nice Project and this things " 

Glad they all got Deleted  ! 

good project. the community  is awesome.

Hahahaha  WTF this Bots are Crazy !  LOL   

[moneymake2]

VERY NICE LOOKS PROMISING!

original post

[MagicSmoker]

VERY NICE LOOKS PROMISING!

original post

And I just nailed this dumbass for plagiarism after checking their history and found this suspicious post:

Banks are just like other businesses. Their product just happens to be money.
...

I'd warn bots and spammers not to even think about posting to this thread, but, well... we all know they don't read anything in the first place.

[suchmoon]

Desperate times:

One of the worst ico projects I have ever seen, hoping to make a profit

[hilariousandco]

Desperate times:

One of the worst ico projects I have ever seen, hoping to make a profit

I wonder if they used a bot to copy two posts from another ICO thread and put them into one? This has happened before. Not seen one as hilariously contradictory as that though.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Desperate times:

One of the worst ico projects I have ever seen, hoping to make a profit

Desperate, maybe, but at least he's being honest--unlike all the other "great project" bullshit.

On the other hand, that member may not even understand English enough to realize what he's saying.  It's extremely sad that I often think that about people on bitcointalk.

[Kakarot01]

https://scontent.fdac5-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/40635747_253370632048918_8909535860253261824_n.png?_nc_cat=0&oh=dc02c985e091819be449e8ca4e385b54&oe=5BF9B952

He was posting thank you in every post. Don't know why he is thanking  and which person. Thanking is the best policy for him.

And other one is saying " How can other get my Private Key when I don't share my MEW private key with my wife. "

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No pretending to be John_Doe or some other human for this bot....





But don't for a minute think that bot spammers are just a bit of code, they have lives too.
I ran a few standard checks on user robot007.
Isn't Google great?

He/she looks like this



has a busy instagram, no doubt privately sharing #algop0rn

https://www.instagram.com/robot007/?hl=en

and has even created a Github commit, ominously on the subject of

Machine learning A to Z

Its Twitter strangely isn't being used for Bounty/Airdrop purposes yet, but it seems to be able to hijack gamers' webcams

https://twitter.com/Robot007Leo

which are probably shared with Indonesian relatives right here on BCT

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=1600828

So, next time you get all pissed at a page full of one-liners, remember: bots are people too.

[Lafu]

need airdrops that is still fresh ... I'm waiting for the next news

Found this in 

Bitcoin Forum > Bitcoin > Project Development > need aidrop   !   WTF   

[hilariousandco]

need airdrops that is still fresh ... I'm waiting for the next news

Found this in 

Bitcoin Forum > Bitcoin > Project Development > need aidrop   !   WTF   

You mean this one:



I always prefer Japanese ones, personally.

[nutildah]

HoweyCoins thread continues to deliver.

Remember to use your own intelligence and don't be fool. Also avoid account compression when possible.

Another shit project ! Complete trap to grab some juicy funds.

Just checking for team and roadmap all garbage.

But strange is Administrator making promo of such shit project.

My request to all member kindly use your own intelligence, don't be fool.

And Dear Administrator Kindly give time to do your actual activities as respond to user for their queries.

My account got compressed, already messaged many times but no reply.

By the way. Shit person always to shit jobs. Admin is also shit.

[hilariousetc]

Some gems in the thread How safe is Bitcoin?
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4555802.msg41037342#msg41037342

You can store the bitcoin safely by storing them in mytherwallet wallet. This wallet is relatively safe for you. You can safely store your bitcoin but you should install the virus protection software.

Does mytherwallet accept bitcoin? 

Bitcoin is the more popular currency of Crypto. It's a worldwide business. Most people earn bitkoy. Every day this increases the price. This is careless bitokoyn, earning a break-in. This bitcoin, earning a safe use of the purse.

Too bad the entire thing seems to be a copy and paste: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/8vb82s/how_safe_is_bitcoin/

Unless that reddit guy copied him.

[MagicSmoker]

Zencash (now known by the terribly bland "Horizen") recently decided to "de-prioritize" forking off the Equihash ASICs and that, of course, spurred a lot of rancorous debate in their ANN thread. But then things really took a weird turn with this post:

Both of them will find their place in a jail. What can these guys do for the community? Nothing. My fellows are trying to track them and report to the relevant agency but they struggle to find out what their faces look like because u never know who u run after and in the final end it may turn out that the their faces were surgically changed right before the point when the escape took place.

lolwut?

[suchmoon]

Some top-notch business advice. Gibberish is the way to go and this user is taking it seriously (look at the username).

I tried to find out how everything will work, but does not understand anything. In my experience, if it is more difficult to understand, then the company will be more successful.

[shield132]

I have made a great discovery lol
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;threads;u=1818721;sa=showPosts <-- see threads of this member.
Let's start:
1. How does Bitcoin change the economy? <-- this was answered many times for many years, I see same thread is created at least in every months.
2. Is it possible to start trading without Bitcoin? <-- if you don't have money, how will you exchange it? Any logic here?
3. Some people say Bitcoin and Crypto will disappear from the market, is it really? <-- what call it? Broscience? Or Broeconomics? (brocrypto)
4. How long will Bitcoin stay in the world online market? <-- prophesy of OP?
5. How will future generations be benefited by Bitcoin? <--Was Platon thinking about?
It's a shame such threads are created...