Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Are you ready for the best Bitcoin advice of the decade? Something that will change your life and resolve the scaling dilemma.
Here it comes, thank me later:

Very simple - please do not make Bitcoin transfers. Bitcoins transfers will be faster, if users will not use Bitcoins. Network lags in this way will be resolved. Please use Bitcoin only in very rare cases - may be once a year.

Gaaaaaaahhh!!!

Everyone knows this popular game. Everyone had played it before. Now things have changed and there are more games. Is this game still popular? Do you play it?

The game is a nice game to play. I we like to  play it over and over again. Its a poplar game people we like to play it.

Double Gaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!

This one has got to be a contender for shitpost of the month!

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(1st) We can start with black fags
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OK, now that one was funny at least and there was some effort put into it, however malignant.  The other ones I quoted above were just god-awful shitposts obviously made by people with no proficiency in the use of English for whatever bounty they're cranking that shit out for.  I give Mr. AndreiGeep there some props for writing a decent troll post.  I haven't seen many of those lately, only the garden variety 200 character posts to meet quotas.

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[Apocollapse]

If it is noticed that there is a problem here but the users will lose an area from where they have these problems but they can post here but anyway the problem they have here if they are under their control here.  Don't know if it's going to be unlocked but here again in the future but here's the latest version for sure

If some things seem incredible, then it is interesting, but no matter how much the person has, but it is something that was known last time, but it is surprising to him.  No because there can really be results but there are many ways to get tickets not only is it free but there are many good things if you notice it.  But we will be able to fix them.

What you said that gambling is haram I think it is right that it is haram in Islam that gambling is haram but now they are in gambling but they don't mean it here but here they are constantly gambling here hoping to win some money.  They are involved in gambling, but those who belong to other books, but here they have a lot of freedom, but there is no restriction. They can gamble here whenever they want, but I think everyone gambles here.

A user who fell in love with but

[n0nce]

This one has got to be a contender for shitpost of the month!

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(1st) We can start with black fags
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OK, now that one was funny at least and there was some effort put into it, however malignant.  The other ones I quoted above were just god-awful shitposts obviously made by people with no proficiency in the use of English for whatever bounty they're cranking that shit out for.  I give Mr. AndreiGeep there some props for writing a decent troll post.  I haven't seen many of those lately, only the garden variety 200 character posts to meet quotas.

I especially enjoyed his mention of this new continent called 'New World'.
His idea will only affect residents of Europe or of New World. America, Antarctica, Asia, and Oceania are not affected.

[FatFork]

The best way to laugh every day is to check out this guy's post history. He's such a great thinker.

User: jkoil

• Can do!
  
  

  This website that is here but if we notice what kind of trend is associated with it then it is so popular that many people take them there who only inbox or gamble but here they can join those sites but here the users participate in many gambling.  can do
  

• Roller coasters!
  
  

  In the keep market, sometimes it is seen that the price is increasing a lot and sometimes it is seen that it is going down a lot.  If we sell, there is an opportunity to be good but pure from here, so those who want to invest here should check and get good amount.
  

• Before I die...
  
  

  If we look at the benefits of passive income, many people are now attracted to it, but many users are using it, but they are gaining a lot of profit, but it is gaining popularity. Before I die, if we do well.  It will be good for us to know about the project later
  

• What everyone here talks about?
  
  

  What everyone here talks about rent is whether he followed but if you ask here you can see a lot of things here but definitely not here but just noticed from here but here but don't know if he is a good one but guess here  Since you many people know how to
  

• They played hard because they played well...
  
  

  I think they played very hard because they played well I think they will play very well in the next gate match but if they are very bad but then they can't snatch the victory they are playing well they won
  

[Little Mouse]

Please give him 1 merrid 

Please 🙏 give me 1 merrid

[Stalker22]

Please give him 1 merrid 

Please 🙏 give me 1 merrid

Sorry boss, no begging.   

[JayJuanGee]

Please give him 1 merrid 

Please 🙏 give me 1 merrid

Sorry boss, no begging.   

Someone go look up what is a "merrid" in order that Boss47 might well be able to get one of those.. not sure if I want to give one of those up (or even if I have any of them), but you never know?  We have to find out what such a thing is first... especially before agreeing to give one..   first things first.   

[ABCbits]

Please give him 1 merrid 

Please 🙏 give me 1 merrid

Sorry boss, no begging.   

Someone go look up what is a "merrid" in order that Boss47 might well be able to get one of those.. not sure if I want to give one of those up (or even if I have any of them), but you never know?  We have to find out what such a thing is first... especially before agreeing to give one..   first things first.   

Google (or whatever search engine you use) is your friend. Based on search result, it looks like he wants to be very stubborn for once (1). WikiHow actually have a guide for it, https://www.wikihow.com/Be-Stubborn.


Source: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D9%85%D8%B1%DB%8C%D8%AF

[decodx]

Based on search result, it looks like he wants to be very stubborn for once (1).
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Thank you for this explanation. I seriously thought he/she wanted to get married!

[PowerGlove]

This user is going on some kind of a posting spree at the moment (~36 posts in a little over two hours).

They're giving out some great advice! Remember, it's important to protect your privacy but you should also use your real name!

Re: Why beginners should pay attention to their privacy

We should pay attention to our privacy to protect our funds from scammers. We know that in crypto there are a lot of scammers to steal our funds with new tricks day by day.

Re: Newbie! Protect your name, it is your brand

I think we should put real name in this forum and we should make our brand by own research.

[NeuroticFish]

Hello sir, you are right. And I think the right thing you said was that because he was wrong, you righted that wrong. That's why I think you're right. Thank you for saying the right thing.

After reading this I may no longer use the words "right" and "wrong" for a while.
I still don't understand what makes people spend the time to write such utter nonsense.

(I'll report it, so you may not see the source after a short while).

[Pmalek]

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My nose is bleeding because of the rightness.

Check out his most recent post. I think we found a real philosopher here.

Selling many of your private keys is very quick, I'm not adept at buying private keys, as it's too risky to do so. This is why you can sell me your private key and not know your private key because you think it would be cool. So I think you can sell your private key to some good person. thank you.

Points to remember:
1. Selling private keys is quick.
2. Babu590 isn't a skilled private key buyer.
3. You can still sell him your private keys and not know your private key because it's cool.
4. Private keys are awesome.

[BlackHatCoiner]

I refuse to accept this Babu thing is a human, and not an improperly programmed AI.

[aysg76]

A bounty hunter who has changed his path to forum shitposting.After this just checked his past 10 post because all other are bounty submission only and he really seems to be some bot with lot of bugs writing his fantasy post on the forum having no meanings.For him Hardware wallet is not multi and don't know what he meant by this.

After reading this I may no longer use the words "right" and "wrong" for a while.
I still don't understand what makes people spend the time to write such utter nonsense.

(I'll report it, so you may not see the source after a short while).

You are right and after this I don't what right or wrong are literally used for  The post has been deleted so thanks for cleaning up the mess on forum.

[Rizzrack]

I refuse to accept this Babu thing is a human, and not an improperly programmed AI.

[n0nce]

I refuse to accept this Babu thing is a human, and not an improperly programmed AI.

Reminds me a bit of 'Tay'..

https://nitter.it/geraldmellor/status/712880710328139776

Actually, Tay wrote better English than Babu, just the content of its posts was odd. But at least you could understand what it was saying.

[Dunamisx]

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5405436.msg60849514#msg60849514

I came across this post from the user on gambling and i cant but continue laughing because the whole context is confusing enough, i cannot figure out on3 major point from this user in other to know what exactly he's trying to contribute on because his entire post where off topic, then i check to discover he campaign for 1xbit and from thence i rest my case, i think posting in local board could be more better than english boards where the user may find it difficult as in the case of those that does not understand english well.

[acroman08]

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5405436.msg60849514#msg60849514

I came across this post from the user on gambling and i cant but continue laughing because the whole context is confusing enough, i cannot figure out on3 major point from this user in other to know what exactly he's trying to contribute on because his entire post where off topic, then i check to discover he campaign for 1xbit and from thence i rest my case, i think posting in local board could be more better than english boards where the user may find it difficult as in the case of those that does not understand english well.

he is probably using google translate, if not, looking at his old posts, it seems like his English got worse instead of getting better. makes you wonder if the account has changed hands. anyway, if you think the post is incomprehensible it would be best to report it.

[1miau]

After some time a new entry in our Wall of fame / shame:

While talking about things, Newbies should avoid, we talked about plagiarism in KingsDen's Newbie Guide Compilation.
Out of nowhere, a Newbie appeared and fabricated plagiarism by "recycling" a post from lovemayfamilis a few posts above:

What is happening here?
A newbie copying Lovesmayfamilis Lovesmayfamilis copying a newbie in a thread that is teaching newbies how to be successful and avoid plagiarism 

I remember all your steps. How noisily you tried to talk about yourself, and the fifth topic, made me smile. But I understood one thing: people are different, everyone has different views, someone appears very carefully, and someone wants to tell the whole world about himself, and this is normal.
What matters is where it all leads. You have proven this by reaching your rank. Beginners can really learn from the examples of those who somehow achieved their goals. Unfortunately, in our time, many of those who are initially actively involved in the life of the forum add up their enthusiasm at the slightest failure or criticism

I can recall each step you took. But I did realize one thing: it's normal for people to differ, hold different opinions, dress differently, and want the world to know everything about them.
The end result is what counts. Your promotion has demonstrated this. Beginners can benefit greatly from the experiences of people who have succeeded in some way. Unfortunately, many people who are initially engaged in the forum's activity build up their enthusiasm at the smallest mistake or criticism in modern society.

Yes, committing plagiarism in a topic where plagiarism is called out, is a good idea... 

It's so bad, it's actually funny. 

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Yes, committing plagiarism in a topic where plagiarism is called out, is a good idea... 

It's so bad, it's actually funny. 

Sweet Jesus, that's so pathetic a thing to do that it could only happen on bitcointalk.  Seriously.  I don't think anyone would go through all that trouble to paraphrase (and hence plagiarize) someone else's post on plagiarism anywhere else. 

That member, Belinda1732, apparently hasn't been banned yet since their post is still in that thread.  Did anyone report that to the mods, by any chance?  Nobody mentioned they did so. 

As an aside, I've developed a general distrust of members with usernames in the format Belinda1732 used, which is a capitalized name followed by a series of numbers.  I've seen so many of them get busted for various shit over the years that I've become totally prejudiced against them--it might be illogical, but what can I say.  It isn't as though we're lacking alt farms and account farmers who have limited imaginations.