Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[Rikafip]

Little bit of context for those who are not regulars in the gambling board: Cro2 are 2 Croatian forum members (and managers) that are hosting various pools, and hero of our story Ocham (an obvious shitposter) stumbled upon one such thread, confused them for a tennis player/tennis team and left this gem.  

In order to avoid any potential drama, I just need Milan to either win or lose tonight, or France to win by margin that Iceland won’t be able to match tomorrow…

Heads up guys, you all should brace yourself, tennis season is back upon us and I’m very sure cro2 won’t miss an opportunity to chip in or two questions in for the next round.

Yes, you’re absolutely right, brother. Cro2 play very good tennis. I’m genuinely impressed watching them play.

[notocactus]

 

In recent times I have not seen testosterone rewards with Bitcoin and if at all there is, it will be a very few and that is because it may look expensive for them to run and they want to promote their project and not Bitcoin so most recently it's in fewer cases I have seen that and wouldn't want to regard it as sure way but then other listed ways could actually get you Bitcoin but the most effective and adviced pattern of acquiring Bitcoin has always been buying by yourself or accumulation through DCA.

[nutildah]

In recent times I have not seen testosterone rewards with Bitcoin and if at all there is, it will be a very few and that is because it may look expensive for them to run and they want to promote their project and not Bitcoin so most recently it's in fewer cases I have seen that and wouldn't want to regard it as sure way but then other listed ways could actually get you Bitcoin but the most effective and adviced pattern of acquiring Bitcoin has always been buying by yourself or accumulation through DCA.

Well done.

Imagine typing this, thinking "this is good to go," and pressing "Post".

This thread 81 pages and still going strong. No lack of people willing to look dumb for $2.

Oh look, here's the problem, he runs alternate accounts:

lovesmayfamilis

2025-11-14

Reference

Alternative account irhact

Its proof that some peoples brains aren't big enough to handle 2 accounts.. if you divide an IQ of 80 in half, one half for each account, it results in posts like this. The sad thing is they are readily rewarded for pumping out garbage.

[lovesmayfamilis]

Is it possible to create a nomination "Captain Obvious"?

Are you sure that 98% of gamblers lose ? That maybe true and also probably wrong but the truth is as a gambler you are bound to either win or lose sometimes you might lose over a period of time and the other times you might keep the win too over a period of time but however the case maybe the loses are inevitable and wins too even if they might not seem to be a guarantee but then wins are also expected.

[nutildah]

In an attempt to be more positive, this is a Wall of Fame post. Somebody said something about the next Bitcoin conference being in Las Vegas. I looked at the pass prices and was like goddamn. That reminded me of Bruno (aka Phinnaeus Gage aka Gleb Gamow), who occasionally would go to Bitcoin conferences without a pass and sometimes got kicked out.  

This was not one of those occasions (quick backstory is he thought a guy speaking at the conference was a fraud):

From the desk of Should I or Shouldn't I Take a Bath Prior to Speaking at the NABC:

THIS YEAR'S SPEAKERS: http://btcmiami.com/speakers/

(ed: picture of guy Bruno doesn't like)

SERIOUSLY!

Let me guess: His sorry stinkin' ass is gonna be shootin' eBoost outta his ass up on stage as a human shitcoin faucet. How close am I?

Speaking of NABC, does anybody who's planning on attending the conference - http://btcmiami.com/ - have an extra pass to let me utilize? I'll be flying outta Vegas and can handle my room, food and transportation, but with apologies to the Moe et al. don't want to personally outlay the admittance expense. I sure would love to attend so to face my nemeses face-to-face, even the stinky ones like Marshall Long, that lyin' piece of shit who declared that he's been trading and mining bitcoins since 2009 - A FUCKIN' BIG-ASS LIE!

(1.5 hours later)

http://btcmiami.com/anti-harassment-policy-2/

Harassment includes verbal comments that reinforce social structures of domination related to gender, gender identity and expression, sexual orientation, disability, physical appearance, body size, race, age, religion, sexual images in public spaces, deliberate intimidation, stalking, following, harassing photography or recording, sustained disruption of talks or other events, inappropriate physical contact, and unwelcome sexual attention.

Well fuck me in my Lugan ass! Marshall Long musta got wind (no pun intended) of me possibly attending the NABC so he wanted to make sure that his literally stinky ass was covered (we can only hope) so not to be harassed by those who smell good, so he pulled the few remaining strings he has left in the cryptocurrency community and had his disability - soap-and-waterphobia - retroactively added to NABC's harassment policy.

We will never have another like him. Press F to pay respects.

[lovesmayfamilis]

Those who claim that gambling can lead to gambling addiction are using outdated and unproven facts.
It turns out:
 

Gambling improves lives in so many ways, as a means of good health and entertainment, it always reduce stress since it is a form of relaxation, when you play poker, it gives your memory the ability for strategic thinking, for the aged ones gives better mental health, lowers depression, good decision making, risk management and the ability of strategic thinking, it has also being indicated that gambling gives potential positive impacts in areas of mental, emotional and so ial well being for those with critical health conditions.

[SeriouslyGiveaway]

An actual funny post about alien brain.

The alien brain has no hand in creating Bitcoin. He has thought of everything much faster than us and he may have created Bitcoin from the idea of ​​how the financial management of the future could be. The biggest reason behind Satoshi Sir's creation of Bitcoin is to completely decentralize the financial system, so that no intermediary person can interfere in our financial management. I am giving you the profile link of Satoshi Sir if you are interested, you can read it. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=3

[tainted_love]

Taking "shit posts" to whole new level.  Literally the whole thread is full of you know what.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5580206.0

[[btc]]

Taking "shit posts" to whole new level.  Literally the whole thread is full of you know what.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5580206.0

What a disgusting and clueless thing to post. Full of "you know what"? What's wrong with mud/clay art? Ohhh. You're a bigoted racist that probably thinks they are making art out of feces. What are you, six years old? Get a life, man. Nigeria community is strong on the forum, and so many of their members are good posters and contributers in the International boards, too.

[acroman08]

What a disgusting and clueless thing to post. Full of "you know what"? What's wrong with mud/clay art? Ohhh. You're a bigoted racist that probably thinks they are making art out of feces. What are you, six years old? Get a life, man. Nigeria community is strong on the forum, and so many of their members are good posters and contributers in the International boards, too.

The dude is a troll, the best you can do is not interact with him further and put him on your ignore list. If you continue interacting with him, you are just going to be rage baited by him and waste your time.

[logfiles]

Folks, maybe I am just too tired, and my brain cells can no longer process what I read so well. Can some help me interpret what this guy was trying to put across? What on earth is happening?

The topic is: 2 week ceasefire

US is looking like a winner because Iran is on the table and they will agree most of the talk of JD Vince and Donald trump. Donald trump could not extension this War because he want instent result and he got no result of the War still that time and there was a meeting in Islamabad but Donald trump was not successful to dominate the opponent and they are not agree with JD Vince because Donald trump want to earn from state of Horumz and that is state which is under the Iran government and they will try to defend the all things which they have and they will not surrender till there will be 4 people will remain in their country because they have faith of God and they are ready to die for the country and don't afraid to die for country. Their millions of people did signature to be due for the country, So Donald trump have to be defensive and should give relaxation to Iran if they want to take some advantage from that country. Otherwise they will lose Many things but Iran is ready to do an agreement to make no Atomic weapons.

[uchegod-21]

Folks, maybe I am just too tired, and my brain cells can no longer process what I read so well. Can some help me interpret what this guy was trying to put across? What on earth is happening?

The topic is: 2 week ceasefire

US is looking like a winner because Iran is on the table and they will agree most of the talk of JD Vince and Donald trump. Donald trump could not extension this War because he want instent result and he got no result of the War still that time and there was a meeting in Islamabad but Donald trump was not successful to dominate the opponent and they are not agree with JD Vince because Donald trump want to earn from state of Horumz and that is state which is under the Iran government and they will try to defend the all things which they have and they will not surrender till there will be 4 people will remain in their country because they have faith of God and they are ready to die for the country and don't afraid to die for country. Their millions of people did signature to be due for the country, So Donald trump have to be defensive and should give relaxation to Iran if they want to take some advantage from that country. Otherwise they will lose Many things but Iran is ready to do an agreement to make no Atomic weapons.

I use to know this account years past and their posts were fairly good. Are you sure the account hasn't changed hands or they deliberately decided to decline.

[notocactus]

What a post!

Not at all, in fact it's even a very smart and eco friendly choice by the beer company, this their choice of using the energy from mining grid is even preventing the waste of energy and doesn't change the health effects of the beer, although not when the beer is being abused by consumer since it still contains altcoin which can still cause some health issues when someone abusive consumes it.

I didn't even know the heat could be use for this kind of production, I thought I was only exclusively for water heating and space heating during cold weathers.

[Dr.Bitcoin_Strange]

What a post!

Not at all, in fact it's even a very smart and eco friendly choice by the beer company, this their choice of using the energy from mining grid is even preventing the waste of energy and doesn't change the health effects of the beer, although not when the beer is being abused by consumer since it still contains altcoin which can still cause some health issues when someone abusive consumes it.

I didn't even know the heat could be use for this kind of production, I thought I was only exclusively for water heating and space heating during cold weathers.

Pardon me, English is not my mother tongue but the message I'm trying to pass can better be understood since I have corrected the typo error in the post, thanks for pointing it out.