**Breaking news** Satoshi Nakamotos identity revealed

[sgk]

So it's not really "SAmsung, TOSHIba, NAKAmichi, and MOTOrola" ?
Well...  shucks.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

OMG he's my neighbor Lmmfao! This is awesome!

Let's team up and created Crypto Tours Inc.. I'll drive the bus, while you conduct the tour on the bus for our clients.

[RobFordWotWot]

IT COULD BE A CRACKHEAD THAT GOT ON TO THE WRONG STUFF, AND IT TOLD HIM TO GET UP ON THE INTERNET AND PLAY SATOSHI NAKAMOTO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

I agree. He's probably the guy in this video.

This is one of the best videos on the internet, thanks for the reminder lol

[tokeweed]

This just came on air on cnbc

http://mag.newsweek.com/2014/03/14/bitcoin-satoshi-nakamoto.html

what if she has mistaken satoshi for a shidoshi?

[alani123]

Why use photoshop when you can use god tier microsoft made software?

[seriouscoin]

Why use photoshop when you can use god tier microsoft made software?

Gosh.... that upper lip.....

She looks like a tramp no matter how much Photoshop you use

[tokeweed]

Why use photoshop when you can use god tier microsoft made software?

someone try using gimp in linux. maybe it'll come out better.

[bananas]

obviously drunk and promiscuous

[YipYip]

Oh you have to love the media to beat up an old retired pensioner ...as long as it FITS a stero type ...he will be thrown on the sacrificial fire of the world media

May this bitch feel the all mighty power of NERDISM .... lolz ...oh well ... we put your address's on the internet and draw funny faces on your pictures

hehehe ...thats it

[RobFordWotWot]

obviously drunk and promiscuous

I'll have you know my mother never had sex!

[freedomno1]

Cross threading

This is Satoshi lmao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8JuTMFuXuU&feature=youtu.be&t=53m50s

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I feel for him, being such an intensely private person this is probably the last thing he ever wanted to have happen. His life as he knows it is over.

He is going to have to move, he will need security now, even his family might need security. Im sure the Feds will want to talk with him. Hopefully they protect him as well.

I dont doubt the reporting. Everything makes sense.

At first, I, too, that it'll be good idea to move, but now there's a problem. It's his mother's house, not his. Try telling/convincing your 94 year mother, if you have/had one that she now has to move. It took everything my dad could muster up to convince his mother, my grandmother, to move when she was only in her 60's and had control of most of her senses.

If it was just him, a deal could've been struck regardless if he was/is the real Satoshi Nakamoto or not. Not now, especially since she's been in that same home since '59, a year before I was born.

[alani123]

Cross threading

This is Satoshi lmao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8JuTMFuXuU&feature=youtu.be&t=53m50s

This just keeps getting weirder...

[Phinnaeus Gage]

The story seems legit. Seems like an interesting guy.  What I really want to know though is what his Bitcointalk user name is though.  

Then again, I guess he should still have some privacy.  He needs to cash out some coins and find someplace to move to that is more remote if he wants to keep his privacy.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=3

I heard rumors that he has logged in with a different username since 2010.

I heard the same rumors. Something about organizing a group buy for a model train station.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Check the video where he denies involvement and looks for a reporter to be taken to sushi, looking at the look of his face I wouldn't be surprised himself and his family just pulled a prank on the newsweek journalist...

http://instagram.com/p/lNv9-_QaNF/

He just wants "free lunch"

WTF! I was hunting "free lunch" in Satoshi's posts for a humor post, and found something amazing. Not going to quote it, but it led me to this link (no about Satoshi, but some other).

http://tejji.com/ip/ip-to-location.aspx?ip=70.84.161.11

What's this dude doing in Houston? I always that he was elsewhere.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Joe Bel Bruno @JoeBelBruno · 35m

OK so #nakamoto DENIES being the the creator of #bitcoin. Yes, DENIED.

I deny being JoeBelBruno.

~Bruno Kucinskas

PS: I learnt about this dude earlier today.

[RomertL]

This just came on air on cnbc

http://mag.newsweek.com/2014/03/14/bitcoin-satoshi-nakamoto.html

This is bullshit right?

[Lauda]

For those who missed it: http://p2pfoundation.ning.com/profile/SatoshiNakamoto
Satoshi denied being Dorian.

[bbit]

I feel for him, being such an intensely private person this is probably the last thing he ever wanted to have happen. His life as he knows it is over.

He is going to have to move, he will need security now, even his family might need security. Im sure the Feds will want to talk with him. Hopefully they protect him as well.

I dont doubt the reporting. Everything makes sense.

At first, I, too, that it'll be good idea to move, but now there's a problem. It's his mother's house, not his. Try telling/convincing your 94 year mother, if you have/had one that she now has to move. It took everything my dad could muster up to convince his mother, my grandmother, to move when she was only in her 60's and had control of most of her senses.

If it was just him, a deal could've been struck regardless if he was/is the real Satoshi Nakamoto or not. Not now, especially since she's been in that same home since '59, a year before I was born.

Wait a minute here most Bitcoiner's live in the 94 year old grandma's basement this is like 90 percent of the Bitcoin demographic right ?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

He's worked at a very high level, for very highly sophisticated organizations.

Have a look at this: https://i.imgur.com/DB4oq5s.png

I guess 344 miles is too much of a distance for a model train.

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=little+tokyo+art+railroad&ie=UTF-8&ei=Xl8ZU9GPJ6GqyAHQgoDwCA&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAg

That is no where near Temple City, CA.

WTF!