Totally Off-Topic!

[organofcorti]

I'd thought it was in furry years.

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[Phinnaeus Gage]

I'd thought it was in furry years.

That's what I said. Coffee table years. Wait! Perhaps you didn't see Rassah's coffee table. Rumor has it that IKEA is going to mass produce two versions of it: a standard coffee table and one that levitates.

[splatster]

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Is this Nun trolling a la PinkiePie? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs0fvWZ7UJo

and

Is BadBear forming a heavy metal band? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqTr-sARG-4

[Phinnaeus Gage]

This is one lucky dude to get this domain name: http://jim.com/

[organofcorti]

Only if likes being called Jim. Maybe he hates being called Jim but 'james.com' was unavailable. No-one ever gets the domain name they want, it's like a law or an old charter. Or something.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Cheers - We Will Rock You http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR6ICOyOnEY

[JennyHill]

You’re an interesting group of people. So diverse and yet you have this one thing in common that seems to bind you together (I mean other than too much free time on your hands).

[RandyFolds]

You’re an interesting group of people. So diverse and yet you have this one thing in common that seems to bind you together (I mean other than too much free time on your hands).

I request that JennyHill be banned for posting on-topic. I also request my own banning for the same crime. I'm no hypocrite.

[Matthew N. Wright]

You’re an interesting group of people. So diverse and yet you have this one thing in common that seems to bind you together (I mean other than too much free time on your hands).

I request that JennyHill be banned for posting on-topic. I also request my own banning for the same crime. I'm no hypocrite.

Free bans for all!

[JennyHill]

You’re an interesting group of people. So diverse and yet you have this one thing in common that seems to bind you together (I mean other than too much free time on your hands).

I request that JennyHill be banned for posting on-topic. I also request my own banning for the same crime. I'm no hypocrite.

I like you already but please put on some sort of garment when you’re out in public.   

[Rassah]

I'm just glad I finally got to see the full size image of Randy's avatar pic, because until last night I thought that was chin flab instead of a beard.

By the way, we have a lady in our accounting department who is exactly the same size as Randy. You interested in a date? XD

[RandyFolds]

You’re an interesting group of people. So diverse and yet you have this one thing in common that seems to bind you together (I mean other than too much free time on your hands).

I request that JennyHill be banned for posting on-topic. I also request my own banning for the same crime. I'm no hypocrite.

I like you already but please put on some sort of garment when you’re out in public.   

I say we start a campaign to get this company to accept Bitcoins and then a second campaign to buy Randy one in his color of choice.

http://www.superfansuits.com/

Perhaps you could just commission a tailor to combine two of them, similar to what my great uncle Herman did with his overalls:

[RandyFolds]

Also, this:

[Rassah]

I always wondered how people like this go to the bathroom. I mean, do they "wipe" with a hose?

[organofcorti]

I always wondered how people like this go to the bathroom. I mean, do they "wipe" with a hose?

Nope, just use a corn cob on the end of a very large fork, hence the term 'corn hole'.

With this size individual,  special 'Buttock spreader' tools would be required.

[RandyFolds]

I always wondered how people like this go to the bathroom. I mean, do they "wipe" with a hose?

I am not certain, but the fact that the morbidly obese often smell like hot death leads me to believe that they haven't found a solution either.

[Matthew N. Wright]

I always wondered how people like this go to the bathroom. I mean, do they "wipe" with a hose?

I am not certain, but the fact that the morbidly obese often smell like hot death leads me to believe that they haven't found a solution either.

+1

[PatrickHarnett]

Also, this:

mmm, crowd diving.  Wonder what the rock concert was.  (must be scary in the mosh pit)

[organofcorti]

Also, this:

mmm, crowd diving.  Wonder what the rock concert was.  (must be scary in the mosh pit)

No, I think he's actually levitating. How could morbidly obese people move otherwise?