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Fess up! Which one of you clowns wrote this? Plus, you spelled my name wrong.  What happened to your tooth? Some sort of accident? |
The World Wide Web is the only thing I know of whose shortened form takes three times longer to say than what it's short for |
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organofcorti
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March 30, 2012, 10:27:53 AM |
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Fess up! Which one of you clowns wrote this? Plus, you spelled my name wrong. What happened to your tooth? Some sort of accident? Nah, his mates coloured it in with a texta, just after drawing a line around his head with it. |
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June 23, 2012, 07:45:06 AM |
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Nonsense phrase of the day: "cock-juggling thunder-cunt"
No context provided.
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Phinnaeus Gage (OP)
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June 23, 2012, 07:56:39 AM |
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Nonsense phrase of the day: "cock-juggling thunder-cunt"
No context provided.
Damn you, LightRider! I was going to resurrect this thread myself to share the same phrase. Now all I'm able to do is to provide the following GIF found via Googling said phrase.  |
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June 23, 2012, 05:39:21 PM |
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Here, I'll help you two out: https://i.imgur.com/8y8QB.jpgSamples: "SMURFDICKED FUCKTHIEF!" and "FARTCOUGHING TESTICLESALAD!" |
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June 23, 2012, 05:56:02 PM |
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June 23, 2012, 05:56:45 PM |
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June 23, 2012, 05:57:39 PM |
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For my 4,400th post
Amazing! When I discovered this forum three weeks ago you had only made 963 posts. Yep! And you can too, once you install the new Tweeter APP, where everything you tweet, or think about tweeting, gets posted on this forum. ~Cackling Bear~ I want it! |
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Phinnaeus Gage (OP)
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June 24, 2012, 03:41:48 AM |
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June 24, 2012, 04:16:01 AM |
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Supposedly pesticide sprayers have significantly lower incidence of cancer compared to the non-sprayers. Alas, it turns out farmers are significantly less likely to smoke compared to urbanites. Lesson learned.
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They're there, in their room.
Your mining rig is on fire, yet you're very calm.
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Xenland
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June 24, 2012, 04:18:20 AM |
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How does one post ontopic?
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organofcorti
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June 24, 2012, 05:21:27 AM |
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How does one post ontopic?
This question has already been asked and answered. Please stay offtopic. |
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Xenland
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June 24, 2012, 05:22:27 AM |
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How does one post ontopic?
This question has already been asked and answered. Please stay offtopic. Isn't it on topic to answer offtopic replies? Including my ontopic comment? |
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June 24, 2012, 05:26:08 AM |
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I killed a huge spider in a bathroom the other day... It happened to be carrying eggs or something so when I smashed the big one dozens of smaller ones scattered and scampered around. I reached behind me into a closet and saw hyrdogen peroxide so i dumped it on everything. Then I found some fantastik and sprayed that until nothing was moving except me. I hate spiders.
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organofcorti
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June 24, 2012, 05:32:03 AM |
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How does one post ontopic?
This question has already been asked and answered. Please stay offtopic. Isn't it on topic to answer offtopic replies? Including my ontopic comment? By making an "on topic" reply I was not being on the "off topic" topic. Thus I was being "off topic". QED.  |
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organofcorti
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June 24, 2012, 05:33:51 AM |
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I killed a huge spider in a bathroom the other day... It happened to be carrying eggs or something so when I smashed the big one dozens of smaller ones scattered and scampered around. I reached behind me into a closet and saw hyrdogen peroxide so i dumped it on everything. Then I found some fantastik and sprayed that until nothing was moving except me. I hate spiders.
I used to do something similar in my flat's crappy festy kitchen when I was at uni, except with hairspray, cockroaches and a cigarette lighter. |
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June 24, 2012, 06:01:02 AM |
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I killed a huge spider in a bathroom the other day... It happened to be carrying eggs or something so when I smashed the big one dozens of smaller ones scattered and scampered around. I reached behind me into a closet and saw hyrdogen peroxide so i dumped it on everything. Then I found some fantastik and sprayed that until nothing was moving except me. I hate spiders.
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They're there, in their room.
Your mining rig is on fire, yet you're very calm.
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June 24, 2012, 06:27:33 AM |
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I killed a huge spider in a bathroom the other day... It happened to be carrying eggs or something so when I smashed the big one dozens of smaller ones scattered and scampered around. I reached behind me into a closet and saw hyrdogen peroxide so i dumped it on everything. Then I found some fantastik and sprayed that until nothing was moving except me. I hate spiders.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUtFHl0r28QYea there was a dog afoot too so the room had to be quarantined with a warning sign and all. It was pretty intense. |
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Xenland
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June 24, 2012, 06:34:07 AM |
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There was this one time.....
YATTA YATTA YATTA!!!!!!
QQQQQQQQ SSSSSSSS III!!!!
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June 24, 2012, 06:54:28 AM |
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There was this one time.....
YATTA YATTA YATTA!!!!!!
QQQQQQQQ SSSSSSSS III!!!!
Lets collaborate on a project. |
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