The Pun & Fun Thread

[Chato1977]

I bought a boat half price... It was on sail

Is that  a Half boat also?

[deisik]

When I was a child, I had trouble memorizing multiplication tables. Times were difficult

[deisik]

If you had to make a choice between World Peace or all of Bill Gates money, Ferrari of what color would you buy?

[peter0425]

When I was a child, I had trouble memorizing multiplication tables. Times were difficult

I believe most of us did?

i remember being punished when i was in gradeschool because of no capacity memorizing the Multiplication table.

Lucky that i passed elementary without going back in lower grades lol.

[deisik]

When I was a child, I had trouble memorizing multiplication tables. Times were difficult

I believe most of us did?

It was meant as a pun. Don't take it too seriously



In light of collapsing economy, JPMorgan plans to lay off several members of Congress

[deisik]

Here's champagne to our real friends, and real pain to our sham friends!

[Mbitr]

[deisik]

Let's call it the moment of truth

[deisik]

I'm not saying that my girlfriend is stupid, but she thinks Iran is a new treadmill machine by Apple

[BADecker]

^^^


MADtv - iRack (including blooper)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgSQA1jqFpM


 

[deisik]

You can't expect a President who has slept with porn stars to care about infectious diseases

[deisik]

Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank... Give a man a bank and he'll rob everyone

[Mbitr]

[deisik]

And do you know what I also hate? People answering their own questions!

[deisik]

My grandma at 85 years still doesn't use glasses. She drinks straight from the bottle

[deisik]

I kissed her lips, she closed her legs, I broke my glasses

[deisik]

There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky

[BADecker]

There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky

AT first glance, this looks like it might be true. But...

Consider that there are more planes than subs (probably) altogether. When you consider it on a percentage basis, or a 1-out-of-a-thousand basis, it might not be true.

After all. Where does the sky start? Isn't it at the earth's surface? This means that all the subs that are floating at the surface of the water, are in the sky as well as in the water. In addition, the ratio changes when a sub dives. After all, it's seldom that planes in the ocean ever surface again... although a few might be in tide waters, and a few might be raised by curiosity seekers.

It's gonna take more research to prove it one way or the other.

[deisik]

Consider that there are more planes than subs (probably) altogether. When you consider it on a percentage basis, or a 1-out-of-a-thousand basis, it might not be true

Let's start with the premise that there are more planes downed on a seabed (e.g. in the Pacific region during WWII) than there are subs ever built

Planes
Submarines

[BADecker]

Consider that there are more planes than subs (probably) altogether. When you consider it on a percentage basis, or a 1-out-of-a-thousand basis, it might not be true

Let's start with the premise that there are more planes downed on a seabed (e.g. in the Pacific region during WWII) than there are subs ever built

Planes
Submarines

Weight for weight, there's more sub metal in the sky than plane metal.