The Pun & Fun Thread

[deisik]

The main difference between a snowman and a snowoman is snowballs

[BADecker]

The main difference between a snowman and a snowoman is snowballs

I thought that 'Gone with the Wind' was about a snowman throwing his snowballs.

[deisik]

I thought that 'Gone with the Wind' was about a snowman throwing his snowballs

The battle of snowballs

[deisik]

My girlfriend just bought herself a pet duck, and I was shocked when I saw the bill

[BADecker]

My girlfriend just bought herself a pet duck, and I was shocked when I saw the bill

Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack.

[deisik]

Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack

What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again

[BADecker]

Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack

What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again

If it tries, how do you know that the second try isn't simply an extension of the first try, and not a new try at all?

[deisik]

Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack

What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again

If it tries, how do you know that the second try isn't simply an extension of the first try, and not a new try at all?

Because it has learned from its failure?

[BADecker]

Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack

What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again

If it tries, how do you know that the second try isn't simply an extension of the first try, and not a new try at all?

Because it has learned from its failure?

So, failure is really success, because it is a learning process?

[sonmezmstf1978]

Being someone with the longest tongue for the pun on the forum (presumably), I decided to start this thread dedicated to the best handpicked puns out there. If you want to add more fun and pun to it (and to the forum), please follow the pattern below (a pun and a picture explaining it or adding even more fun to it):




And so what if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world!

Will jumps over time be possible?

[deisik]

Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack

What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again

If it tries, how do you know that the second try isn't simply an extension of the first try, and not a new try at all?

Because it has learned from its failure?

So, failure is really success, because it is a learning process?

Yep, provided you succeed second time

[deisik]

My neighbor keeps fighting pigeons but pigeons always win

[deisik]

If anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door is always open

[hornetsnest]

[DrWho42]

a treat to all miners!

[BADecker]

a treat to all miners!

A retreat for anybody.

[deisik]

Dyslexics of the world, untie!

[MNbag]

What does a rant and a blunt stick have in common?

There is no point.

[deisik]

My teacher asked me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch

[ymckartal]

A look that says it will blow your mind!!