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August 26, 2021, 06:01:33 PM
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 I was promised dough, but all I got was some lousy green paper |
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I HATE TABLES I HATE TABLES I HA(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ TABLES I HATE TABLES I HATE TABLES
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August 28, 2021, 05:10:22 PM
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 Boomerangs are making a comeback |
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August 29, 2021, 03:27:10 PM
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 That submarine is long, hard, and full of sea men |
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August 31, 2021, 12:58:41 PM
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 Women rub their eyes in the morning because they don't have balls to scratch! |
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September 03, 2021, 04:30:13 PM
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 The overconfident lion tamer was consumed by his own pride |
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September 08, 2021, 03:35:47 PM
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 Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand |
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 Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand You really need a bullhorn...  ... for anyone to hear your cheap...   |
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September 10, 2021, 06:30:08 PM
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 A waist of time is what you call a girl with an hourglass figure |
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 A waist of time is what you call a girl with an hourglass figure Especially when the sand has made it to the bottom.  |
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September 14, 2021, 09:44:46 AM
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 The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back |
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September 15, 2021, 06:16:06 PM
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 People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one |
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September 18, 2021, 08:35:51 AM
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 My hometown is so small, the last one to go to bed turns off the lights |
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September 26, 2021, 02:46:13 PM
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 It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally |
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September 28, 2021, 04:08:18 PM
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 My tires were tired so I retired my car and retired my tires |
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October 05, 2021, 03:48:51 PM
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 Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning |
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October 08, 2021, 03:58:42 PM
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 My new whiteboard is remarkable |
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October 14, 2021, 05:14:55 PM
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 Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards |
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October 17, 2021, 08:39:08 PM
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 Is not in my vocabulary |
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October 19, 2021, 05:53:32 PM
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 I’m done with glasses, I’ve seen enough |
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 If my grandma knew how much we spent on her funeral, she would be spinning in her ditch |
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