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August 26, 2021, 06:01:33 PM Last edit: July 28, 2023, 06:55:34 PM by deisik |
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I was promised dough, but all I got was some lousy green paper
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In order to get the maximum amount of activity points possible, you just need to post once per day on average. Skipping days is OK as long as you maintain the average.
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August 28, 2021, 05:10:22 PM Last edit: July 28, 2023, 06:56:01 PM by deisik |
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Boomerangs are making a comeback
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August 29, 2021, 03:27:10 PM Last edit: July 28, 2023, 06:56:30 PM by deisik |
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That submarine is long, hard, and full of sea men
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August 31, 2021, 12:58:41 PM Last edit: August 02, 2023, 06:13:56 PM by deisik |
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Women rub their eyes in the morning because they don't have balls to scratch!
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September 03, 2021, 04:30:13 PM Last edit: July 28, 2023, 07:25:33 PM by deisik |
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The overconfident lion tamer was consumed by his own pride
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September 08, 2021, 03:35:47 PM Last edit: July 28, 2023, 07:25:56 PM by deisik |
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand You really need a bullhorn... ... for anyone to hear your cheap...
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September 10, 2021, 06:30:08 PM Last edit: July 28, 2023, 07:26:25 PM by deisik |
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A waist of time is what you call a girl with an hourglass figure
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A waist of time is what you call a girl with an hourglass figure Especially when the sand has made it to the bottom.
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September 14, 2021, 09:44:46 AM Last edit: July 28, 2023, 07:28:16 PM by deisik |
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The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back
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September 15, 2021, 06:16:06 PM Last edit: July 29, 2023, 07:05:29 AM by deisik |
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one
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September 18, 2021, 08:35:51 AM Last edit: July 29, 2023, 07:05:56 AM by deisik |
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My hometown is so small, the last one to go to bed turns off the lights
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September 26, 2021, 02:46:13 PM Last edit: July 29, 2023, 07:08:02 AM by deisik |
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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally
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September 28, 2021, 04:08:18 PM Last edit: July 29, 2023, 07:08:39 AM by deisik |
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My tires were tired so I retired my car and retired my tires
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October 05, 2021, 03:48:51 PM Last edit: July 29, 2023, 07:09:38 AM by deisik |
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Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning
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October 08, 2021, 03:58:42 PM Last edit: July 29, 2023, 07:10:21 AM by deisik |
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My new whiteboard is remarkable
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October 14, 2021, 05:14:55 PM Last edit: July 29, 2023, 07:11:50 AM by deisik |
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Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards
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October 17, 2021, 08:39:08 PM Last edit: July 29, 2023, 07:13:43 AM by deisik |
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Is not in my vocabulary
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October 19, 2021, 05:53:32 PM Last edit: July 29, 2023, 07:14:06 AM by deisik |
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I’m done with glasses, I’ve seen enough
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October 23, 2021, 07:03:10 PM Last edit: July 29, 2023, 07:14:50 AM by deisik |
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If my grandma knew how much we spent on her funeral, she would be spinning in her ditch
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