Introducing NFTs for forum members

[theymos]

Many forum users have invested a lot of time into the forum, so why not turn this time-equity into tradeable commodities? You can now trade forum NFTs (fNFTs):
https://bitcointalk.org/fnft.php

We are using a state-of-the-art blockless-blockchain-database to avoid any annoying fees or wait times. Everything is done using a convenient Web interface. We have also automatically detected how many bitcoins you have to trade with, so no need to worry about deposits or withdrawals.

Features:
 - You automatically get the full set of fNFTs in your own series, from lowest rarity (I) to highest rarity (up to XI). The number of fNFTs in your series depends on your activity. Note that more than one copy of a particular fNFT can exist in the system: they're like trading cards, with rarities.
 - You can get a random fNFT for 50 BTC. A great deal, no? How could you not make money long-term?
 - You can list any of your fNFTs for sale.
 - You can buy fNFTs listed for sale by others.

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[icopress]

As consigliere of the Italian mafia, I want to take this opportunity to auction NFT Foxpupfury. As is customary in unofficial black markets, the real name of NFT is often hidden so this unique lot is sold under the name theymos-VII (1991 BTC). This NFT is unique and indestructible, the purchase will provide you with exclusive rights to all group sessions including joint meetings with members of the sexiest gang in the forum.

• Foxpup-Λ 🦊, (3704 BTC) ^[Hot]
• philipma1957-V, (987 BTC) ^[New]
• The Pharmacist-VI (1444 BTC) ^[New]
• Foxpup-I, (1069 BTC) ^[Sold]
• NFT Fox-fury Art aka theymos-VII (1991 BTC) ^[Sold]

[janggernaut]

Reserved

Edit: Wohoooo bought a NFT theymos-X for BTC440

How rich you are?

[Chikito]

good idea

[ReiMomo]

How to sell? 

[meser#]

I spent thousand bitcoin for some Nft .I've never felt so rich   Can i keep them forever please theymos please dont remove  tomorrow

[Jawhead999]

What's a reward for the richest user?

NFT badges?

[desertfox470]

Wooo!

[zenrol28]

Let's pull out satoshi's fNFT.

[Cyrus]

Have fun everyone!

[Evilish]

I have two for sale. Pick em up while you can people.

[nullius]

pls buy my NFT , Sir

Low Low price. u only need to spend ALL of the bitcoins


Edit:  luser support question @thermos:

We are using a state-of-the-art blockless-blockchain-database to avoid any annoying fees or wait times.

But is there a supply cap?  What is MAX_MONEY?  This needs to be documented.

thermos money printer go brrr

[DireWolfM14]

I spent my wad on DarkStar_'s NFT, now I'm broke.  All my BTC gone, just like that.  I got so tied up in the craze myself that I forgot the kids have to eat.  So, DarkStar_ is back on the market, along with my NFTs, someone please help me, I need to feed the children. 

[Aqualung89]

I can say I liked something nice, it seems to be enjoyable.

[kawetsriyanto]

Go Bitcointalk NFTs!! I hope soon to be in the first place on CMC. 



NFTs to the moon!!

Buy! Buy! Buy!


Well, several days ago, I have suspected NFT will be the theme of 1 April fools this year because it is the current trending topic in crypto. But I am surprised these NFTs can be exchanged/traded among members. It is cool, mate!! 


Pict link: shutterstock.com

[uray]

I would like to add my recently deleted messages as well as NFT  .

Happy birthday to everyone who had a hard on with my post history as well  .

[Coinoplex]

Bought janggernaut-III NFT, so what do you guys reckon? Resale or Hodl?  

Edit: I just noticed its the 1st of April, so is this April fool’s thing? Oh sorry I forgot thats what Ethereum NFT’s are in the first place they are a joke  

Its the first time I own more than 11 BTC at any past point. Thanks for the 1000 BTC

[nullius]

Lauda has no NFTs.  😿

Of course, I would check.  My intent had been to dump mprep-III at its current low, low price so that I could buy a Kitty.

Edit:  Of course, that makes no sense.  Same problem as with satoshi.  But none of this makes sense.  

How is it that NFTs are being traded for some users who have not logged in for a long time?  The users themselves cannot list them.  Thus, their NFTs are being passed around like cheap whores without their consent.  theymos, prepare to be sued for intellectual property violation!

[sheenshane]

I bought some, it might good to hold for a while.

[BayAreaCoins]

Spent it all on basic shit... I should be rich af if I can unload it.

[icopress]

As consigliere of the Italian mafia, I want to take this opportunity to auction NFT Foxpupfury. As is customary in unofficial black markets, the real name of NFT is often hidden so this unique lot is sold under the name theymos-VII. This NFT is unique and indestructible, the purchase will provide you with exclusive rights to all group sessions including joint meetings with members of the sexiest gang in the forum.

• 🦊 NFT Fox-fury Art

In case of a successful sale of NFT🦊, our organization will consider organizing an auction for the sale of Her Majesty's NFT 🐱.

[nullius]

How is it that NFTs are being traded for some users who have not logged in for a long time?  The users themselves cannot list them.  Thus, their NFTs are being passed around like cheap whores without their consent.  theymos, prepare to be sued for intellectual property violation!

Oh, I see:

- You can get a random fNFT for 50 BTC. A great deal, no? How could you not make money long-term?

So, a forum member can unwillingly and unwittingly have his name attached to an NFT being traded by others.  How very evil.

Of course, to pay off the resulting judgment of the Supreme Court of Cypherpunks, theymos can simply make more fake bitcoins.

But is there a supply cap?  What is MAX_MONEY?  This needs to be documented.

thermos money printer go brrr

To whom it may concern:

Please be advised that the nullius-I fNFT is the only fNFT authorized by nullius.  Possession or transfer of any other fNFT bearing the name “nullius” shall be punished with execution by hardfork.

Be guided accordingly, etc., etc.

[SquirrelJulietGarden]

I woke up and saw some users have weird texts below their avatars but many people don't have. My guess goes on only people who make at least one post in April 1st have activation for those texts.

If my guess is true, I would wait for my texts for the point update of the forum.

Brrr, with 50 BTC will I have to join NFT craze? BTC especially 50 BTC is my fortune and I can forget the NFT craze.

[Peanutswar]

Actually, im new with the word of NFT and how does it work but I saw different platform selling their artwork to that website and there's a bid happening also is this the same thing with this event?. Also, how does this text works under the name of other members?

[ralle14]

Already spent half of my starting balance on random fNFTs hoping i'd be lucky to hit something nice but no luck atm. 

Did anyone here manage to get anything above III when buying a random fNFT ?

[Evilish]

Actually, im new with the word of NFT and how does it work but I saw different platform selling their artwork to that website and there's a bid happening also is this the same thing with this event?. Also, how does this text works under the name of other members?

You basically go to https://bitcointalk.org/fnft.php and smash the "buy a random NFT" button till you can't anymore and hope you get a satoshi "NFT".

Can also buy items listed on that page. Or sell the ones you own.

[Foxpup]

In case of a successful sale of NFT🦊, our organization will consider organizing an auction for the sale of Her Majesty's NFT 🐱.

I figured it wouldn't be long before the inevitable NFT fraud started, but I never thought I'd be at the centre of it. Remember, only official 🦊 Foxpup-series fNFTs 🦊 convey any legitimate access rights to my "non-fungible token" (is that what we're calling it now?).

[famososMuertos]

You have 950 BTC. Aren't you lucky!
Yes...Hopefully luck continues with: Buy a random fNFT...!
Ty.

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Edit.
Although you get better deals in:
See fNFTs for sale / funny...

[kawetsriyanto]

Damn, I need more BTC. !!
Guys, your NFTs prices are too expensive. You must lower it since the bearish will be coming.  

By the way, looks like some members trying to set the price very expensive, some members just set very cheap prices, while others likely don't care about the price.  


Thanks theymos for a fun NFTs trading on this year April fools

[Timelord2067]

Is this another Howie Coin grab for donations from unsuspecting newbies?

Actually, it's occurred to me that this is this years' April Fools day prank.

[LitLitBit]

Is this another Howie Coin grab for donations from unsuspecting newbies?

Actually, it's occurred to me that this is this years' April Fools day prank.

No it’s very real. fNFT whales we are!

[Timelord2067]

Is this another Howie Coin grab for donations from unsuspecting newbies?

Actually, it's occurred to me that this is this years' April Fools day prank.

No it’s very real. fNFT whales we are!

If it's real, how can Last of the V8s have offered their token for sale if they were last online in 2020?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=479624

Last Active:    2020-11-12, 19:50:22

https://bitcointalk.org/fnft.php?buy

[nullius]

As an empirical experiment in forum shitcoin economics, let’s use one forum token to screw with another.

I will send 1 merit to whomever buys mprep-III from me at its current listing price of 10,000 fake-BTC.

I will send 10 merits to whomever buys nullius-I from me at its listed price of 21,000,000 fake-BTC.

I reserve the right to renege if the fNFT purchaser is a scammer, spammer, or bounty-chaser, in my exclusive judgment—or if a Global Moderator or Administrator tells me not to do this; n.b. that I do not care about DT members’ opinions.  I myself think that this is a bad idea; however, someone will do it, so I may as well be the first.

Deal?


Observation:  I think that the fake-BTC supply is being dissipated, as people mash the random-buy button in hopes of grabbing something valuable.  As a result, nobody has the funds to buy the most desirable fNFTs currently being listed.

Is this another Howie Coin grab for donations from unsuspecting newbies?

Actually, it's occurred to me that this is this years' April Fools day prank.

No shit, Sherlock.

If it's real, how can Last of the V8s have offered their token for sale if they were last online in 2020?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=479624

Last Active:    2020-11-12, 19:50:22

https://bitcointalk.org/fnft.php?buy

https://i.imgur.com/djYKW7l.jpg

I am way ahead of you.  See my above posts on this page.

- You can get a random fNFT for 50 BTC. A great deal, no? How could you not make money long-term?

So, a forum member can unwillingly and unwittingly have his name attached to an NFT being traded by others.  How very evil.

That was written after I saw V8s up for sale.  Someone must have gotten that on a random purchase.  (But most random purchases will be worthless luser account fNFTs.)

[Evilish]

Listed all my 22 NFTs at 1 BTC a pop. Crashing the NFT economy one NFT at a time.

Enjoy while the sale lasts folks.

[suchmoon]

Is this another Howie Coin grab for donations from unsuspecting newbies?

No one has ever lost any money with HoweyCoins. I can imagine that this fnift thing will be even better.

I already bought 20 useless shitnifts so I'm definitely rich. If I had a job and a boss I'd call them and tell them to stuff it where the sun doesn't shine.

[Charles-Tim]

No it’s very real. fNFT whales we are!

Yes. Real for 24 hours. Enjoying April fool fNFTs.

[bL4nkcode]

Trying to get richer, well, at least here 

[actmyname]

The only logical choice is to continually roll for random user fNFTs until you get a satoshi one, and sell that for 4% of the market cap.inb4 alt account BTC inflation

[suchmoon]

The only logical choice is to continually roll for random user fNFTs until you get a satoshi one, and sell that for 4% of the market cap.inb4 alt account BTC inflation

I already tried that strategy. Had nearly 3000 BTC and pissed it away on some I's and II's of users I've never heard of before. Perfectly reflects my mining experience. Excellent game totally real NFT market.

[actmyname]

I already tried that strategy. Had nearly 3000 BTC and pissed it away on some I's and II's of users I've never heard of before. Perfectly reflects my mining experience. Excellent game totally real NFT market.

Just get the merit gang to create dozens of farmed accounts like old times so we can get 1000 BTC injections and wash-trade your NFTs to multiple thousands.

The only logical choice is to continually roll for random user fNFTs until you get a satoshi one, and sell that for 4% of the market cap.

There is no evidence that fake-BTC is not subject to unbounded inflation.  I am surprised that Bitcoiners seem not to notice this.

1000 BTC * # registered accounts +- theymos disturbances

[shahzadafzal]

Report to moderator

Done, now wait and see!!

[LitLitBit]

Listed all my 22 NFTs at 1 BTC a pop. Crashing the NFT economy one NFT at a time.

Enjoy while the sale lasts folks.

Rugpull lol

[lottery248]

ayy! april fools! spent my 900 btcs there for someone's thing lol.

Report to moderator

Done, now wait and see!!

[suchmoon]

I already tried that strategy. Had nearly 3000 BTC and pissed it away on some I's and II's of users I've never heard of before. Perfectly reflects my mining experience. Excellent game totally real NFT market.

Just get the merit gang to create dozens of farmed accounts like old times so we can get 1000 BTC injections and wash-trade your NFTs to multiple thousands.

Meh, that sounds like work. I came here to become rich, not for work. I think I'll just withdraw my remaining 30 BTC and buy a couple of Lambos.

[LitLitBit]

How to get your own username? Or is LitLitBit too rare. Heard people saying it’s equivalent to having an original Beeple.

[hacker1001101001]

This is like a dream come true !

Buying those shit NFTs at 1000 BTC, I have still have 900 BTC left though.


_{Have a funny April Fools everyone.}

[shahzadafzal]

I knew it... NFTs coming....

How about selling Satoshi’s posts as NFTs?

[Maus0728]

LOL! This got me seriously!

I really thought that theymos is actually implementing NFT Marketplace that I could put into use for selling my digital drawing LOL. Yeah  it sucks to join the bandwagon even if I know that NFT is just a bubble going to burst.

[CryptopreneurBrainboss]

This is a deam come true, I always wanted to own some NFT but I wasn't comfortable spending my funds on any. This just mean I am now or will soon be a NFT owner even though it's fake (well that's what you guys might think), that's still cool lol, nice one theymos, came up with something of mine, how about giving Bounty hunters some free slots in any casino if only they get Vaccinated.

Yes welcome Vacsino All media Bounty campaign || Budget $100,000 in stablecoin || 1 Month. Let see how this plays out. It's always fun anticipating what you come up with every April first. Can't wait for what next year has in store for us and hopefully we all will be healthy and present to witness it.

[Evilish]

Listed all my 22 NFTs at 1 BTC a pop. Crashing the NFT economy one NFT at a time.

Enjoy while the sale lasts folks.

Rugpull lol

I just pulled the rug slightly. Actual rug pull is gonna come tomorrow when theymos removes these from the site

[Silberman]

- You can get a random fNFT for 50 BTC. A great deal, no? How could you not make money long-term?

I used my 1000BTC to buy 20 random fNFT for 50BTC I will hold them long term and sell each one for 1000BTC and then buy more in an eternal cycle until I get every single one of them.

How could I lose?

If it's real, how can Last of the V8s have offered their token for sale if they were last online in 2020?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=479624

Last Active:    2020-11-12, 19:50:22

https://bitcointalk.org/fnft.php?buy

I have no idea, but I got one of their fNFT by buying a random one for 50BTC.

Maybe if the user has been inactive for long theymos decided a way for an fNFT to still enter the market, which means getting a satoshi fNFT is maybe not out of the question.

After a small research out of the 20 fNFT I got 17 are from users which could not have put their fNFT on the market and maybe the other three were offline when I bought them but I am not sure, so unless satoshi was excluded by theymos there could be a possibility to get his fNFT using this method.

[akopjpuge]

Can't believe I bought nft of some strangers worth 50btc I fill like I'm a millionaire.

[Luqman]

My NFT is suchmoon-V. Proud to have this one, it is NFT from one of my favorite members on bitcointalk. Thanks

[shahzadafzal]

Looks like I bought myself in random NFTs..... anyone want to buy back?

[SFR10]

We have also automatically detected how many bitcoins you have to trade with, so no need to worry about deposits or withdrawals.

Now that's what I call a better system than lightning

I can say I liked something nice, it seems to be enjoyable.

You're going to like it more, cuz I'm here now... Make a way boys ^{[and girls]}, your queen has arrived!
^{- I'm a simple woman, I see pink, I click}

• You can now own a piece of me ^[boys] Chop chop!

My guess goes on only people who make at least one post in April 1st have activation for those texts.

You need to visit the link in order for it to get activated.

[Searing]

This will be the most excellent April's Fool Joke when we find out the BTC given for NFT's on here was frigging REAL BTC (gasp!)

Ack! Scared Self Ack!

Used it all up on 'fly by night nft moving with you losers...Ack!

Brad

[eddie13]

I’m rich!!

[seoincorporation]

This is fun!

Let's see how does it end, maybe a new shitcoin or a token to give a value to this ntf would be enough to make us all rich.  

I just bought some random NFTs and let see if for tomorrow they have been sold.

Happy trading for all!!

EDIT:

Looks like there is a bug, I see two times the user Alex1990io-I:

I want my bug bounty in credits for more NFTs!!!

[Luqman]

Yes welcome Vacsino All media Bounty campaign || Budget $100,000 in stablecoin || 1 Month.

You made it well. I joined it several minutes ago and just realize it as a part of April fools. It's fun, manager  

[Little Mouse]

Damn, I have spent most of my BTCs on some NFTs. But I know some will buy my NFTs on sale because now NFTs are on high and I will be rich today. I'm not a shiller guys.
Little Mouse NFTs are very rare and minted only one piece.

[ShowOff]

I'm sure the NFT will go to the moon, so I used up all my Bitcoin balance just to have it all. Now is the time to hold on, hopefully many investor will approach me. Waiting for your first offer.

[suchmoon]

farmed accounts like old times

Didn't take long...

[theymos]

The only logical choice is to continually roll for random user fNFTs until you get a satoshi one

It is possible to get satoshi, but the probability is only about 0.03% per roll, so someone will have to get awfully lucky.

[Lorence.xD]

I am selling my own NFT too for a low low price of 10,000 bitcoins, I call it the Pizza NFT. When you buy my NFT, you will be given a gold pass that you can show to any Pizza Restaurants and any store that sells Pizza which grants you two free pizza for a day and a two large drinks. The only catch is if you were to order a Vegan Pizza, your rights are void and your NFT will be sold to the next buyer without your consent. There is only one of this NFT so you can be sure that it is a unique one and a sought after NFT, more expensive than Beeple's 69 million dollar art collection.

[joeperry]

I want to buy Theymos-X but it's too expensive and decided to buy random NFTs.   I always waited to this kind of event every April 1 Theymos!

[Quickseller]

I sold one of my NFTs, but didn't get any BTC in my wallet.

The prices on these NFTs, and the amount of BTC each person received are ridiculous, even by NFT bubble standards. There is a feature that allows someone to buy a "random" NFT for ~$28.5 million. 

[icopress]

farmed accounts like old times

Didn't take long...

I just bought Quickseller-VI for 1 BTC ...  Someone was engaged in an unsuccessful illegal sale. LOL

[shahzadafzal]

Yes welcome Vacsino All media Bounty campaign || Budget $100,000 in stablecoin || 1 Month.

You made it well. I joined it several minutes ago and just realize it as a part of April fools. It's fun, manager  

Can I get my April Fool topic back too [Bitcoin Keys Verification Service] https://archive.is/qILCp

Though it gone bad here https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5327635.msg56687444#msg56687444

[nullius]

farmed accounts like old times

Didn't take long...

Crikey.  You are not even capable of letting an April Fools’ thread go unspoilt by your obsessive personal grudges, psychotic fantasies, and accusations based on no evidence.

Quicksy’s fNFT will moon such much more than yours will.

[eddie13]

farmed accounts like old times

Didn't take long...

Crikey.  You are not even capable of letting an April Fools’ thread go unspoilt by your obsessive personal grudges, psychotic fantasies, and accusations based on no evidence.

Quicksy’s fNFT will moon such much more than yours will.

I bought the wrong one again?
My luck..

[suchmoon]

I just bought Quickseller-VI for 1 BTC ... LOL

I guess Quicksy tried to dump it to remove it from the chart but it didn't work... it seems to show not the last price but the highest price ever paid.

[Timelord2067]

Didn't take long...

Crikey.  You are not even capable of letting an April Fools’ thread go unspoiled by your obsessive personal grudges, psychotic fantasies, and accusations based on no evidence.

Not only that, suchmoon gave theymos a golden shower to the tune of 19 merits ^{(in-spite theymos' repeated requests that users don't send merits their way)} which shows how gullible suchmoon is that this is a real thing in their eyes.


If theymos wanted to prank the forum they would have gotten bigger laughs seeding the Default Trust list with newbies, or, switching the DT Trolls to negative for a month.

[MishaSER]

Why does it glow? And others are not?))

[suchmoon]

Why does it glow? And others are not?))

Level IV and above are highlighted, higher levels even have colors, see here: https://bitcointalk.org/fnft.php?buy

[Quickseller]

I just bought Quickseller-VI for 1 BTC ...  Someone was engaged in an unsuccessful illegal sale. LOL

Congratulations on buying a piece of history from one of the best forum members the forum has ever seen (it is on the internet, so it has to be true).

There is no such thing as an illegal sale with regards to NFTs. Who is to say that I didn't just want to list a NFT at a good price for a lucky person to get cheaply, for the low cost of ~$57,000?

[MishaSER]

Yes welcome Vacsino All media Bounty campaign || Budget $100,000 in stablecoin || 1 Month.

You made it well. I joined it several minutes ago and just realize it as a part of April fools. It's fun, manager  

😂

I'm out of fund, need more to get as many NFT as possible who can loan me, I promise to pay back tomorrow when I sell all and get rich.

After I joined) I could not believe)) what is real. I look at the links and do not understand what the joke is. How is this connected with the day of the fool, but then looked at the time and laughed loudly at 6 o'clock in the morning))  

[samcrypto]

I do have 900 BTC left to spend for NFT however due to my financial status I’m into right now I’ve decided to withdraw this money. Is there any safe way to withdraw this money? I’m willing to share 50/50 of my money if you help me.

[Silberman]

The only logical choice is to continually roll for random user fNFTs until you get a satoshi one

It is possible to get satoshi, but the probability is only about 0.03% per roll, so someone will have to get awfully lucky.

According to some fast calculations we only need 1533 15349 rolls so we can reach a 99% chance of at least one person rolling for a satoshi fNFT, we cannot miss this opportunity people keep rolling until someone is lucky enough to get a piece of history.

[eddie13]

Quicksy’s fNFT will moon such much more than yours will.

I bought the wrong one again?
My luck..

I also jumped before watching for the market to take shape.

Hey, eddie, I want to offer to trade you my mprep-III for your lower-numbered eddie13-I plus 100 fBTC.  Although a low-numbered Global Moderator is very valuable, an eddie is nothing to sneeze at; and there is only one eddie13-I!  I do speculate that lower-numbered fNFTs will attain higher valuations as the market develops.

Alas, there does not seem to be any way for lusers to transfer fNFTs (or fake-BTC) directly to each other.  @thermos, please add this feature ASAP!  Restricting the manner in which fNFTs can be traded or transferred seems incompatible with your free-market principles, yes?

I just bought Quickseller-VI for 1 BTC ...  Someone was engaged in an unsuccessful illegal sale. LOL

Congratulations on buying a piece of history from one of the best forum members the forum has ever seen (it is on the internet, so it has to be true).

Well played.

Not only that, suchmoon gave theymos a golden shower to the tune of 19 merits ^{(in-spite theymos' repeated requests that users don't send merits their way)} which shows how gullible suchmoon is that this is a real thing in their eyes.

suchmoon is a merit source.  Her merit-sending criteria would differ, if she needed to earn those sMerits.

Trade?
Sure how?


I’m also quite into golden showers so y’all feel free to PM me on that too..
Biological females only #superstraight

[gembitz]

i am beeple!    1000BTC! weeeeee

[NNRR]

I am Rich Now I have 1000 BTC  And I have some NFT

[mikeywith]

Bought some random fNFTs for members i don't even know, it feels good, only if theymos couldn't clone the whole blockchain, wen moon sir?

[pooya87]

I opened the page and it told me I own 1000 bitcoin lol. Let me go buy some random NFNTFNTs then sell them for 51BTC to make a profit...

Where is the whitepaper though?

P.S. aww someone bought my pooya87-I token. 

[suchmoon]

Not only that, suchmoon gave theymos a golden shower to the tune of 19 merits ^{(in-spite theymos' repeated requests that users don't send merits their way)} which shows how gullible suchmoon is that this is a real thing in their eyes.

Of course it's a real thing, when have you ever seen theymos post anything that's not real and 100% SEC approved? Haters. Just buy the nifties. I have some listed below the freeroll price.

[Bttzed03]

Can we have a burn NFT feature?

~ P.S. aww someone bought my pooya87-I token. 

Too expensive 

[Panthers52]

I was able to get a V NFT after buying a random one 20 x.

Question: if I buy a random NFT for 50 BTC they is listed for more than 50BTC, who covers the difference? Does the seller get screwed out of the difference? Or does the forum cover the difference?

Kind Regards
Panthers52

[Obito]

I got a bL4nkcode, Haunebu and a DooMAD and I think I will be keeping it for awhile to make the price appreciate.

[sujonali1819]

Is this April fool ? 

[yahoo62278]

I bought 20 random people and only heard of maybe 4 of them. We need a sell back option for a small loss.

[LFC_Bitcoin]

Some great LFC_Bitcoin NFT’s for sale, check them out

[nullius]

Question: if I buy a random NFT for 50 BTC they is listed for more than 50BTC, who covers the difference? Does the seller get screwed out of the difference? Or does the forum cover the difference?

LOL.  You are just here to buy an alia scandal NFT, as I suggested a few posts back.

Re: KYC now required

If that girl actually came to the forum, she could probably get a lot of merit. Just look at how much alia got from pretending to be a girl in only two months.

Re: Introducing NFTs for forum members

I wonder if banned users have fNFTs created for them.  For a piece of salacious forum history, what would you pay for an alia scandal fNFT autographed by nullius?  What a stunning piece to add to your collection!

It is impressive that you remembered that more than a year afterwards—and at a time when I myself was deeply disappeared in the Void of Nullity.  I will take that as proof that the above-proposed fNFT would fetch a high price on the collectors’ market!

—But you asked a good question—which raises another question.  @@@theymos!!!  Are fNFTs manually listed for sale still available for random buys?  

Can we have a burn NFT feature?

^^^ This.  I also wanted to ask for that.  @ @ @ mr. thermos Sir ! ! !  Important features, please Sir!

We need a sell back option for a small loss.

So says every crypto n00b who makes a bad buy in a volatile market.  (Or every wannabe day-trader in the stonck market.  Or...)  Don’t invest what you cannot afford to lose!

[Kittygalore]

I am selling my own NFT too for a low low price of 10,000 bitcoins, I call it the Pizza NFT. When you buy my NFT, you will be given a gold pass that you can show to any Pizza Restaurants and any store that sells Pizza which grants you two free pizza for a day and a two large drinks. The only catch is if you were to order a Vegan Pizza, your rights are void and your NFT will be sold to the next buyer without your consent. There is only one of this NFT so you can be sure that it is a unique one and a sought after NFT, more expensive than Beeple's 69 million dollar art collection.

Can I get this one, I really love Pizza and I want to die eating pizza although I don't have a lot of bitcoin so I will beg some of the people in the forum to let me borrow some bitcoin, I currently have 1400 bitcoin so I hope that someone might be able to borrow me some of their hard-earned bitcoin. A question for @Lorence.xD though, if I were to use the gold pass in a restaurant that serves Banana Pizza or Sushi Pizza or any Swedish Pizza, will it cause the void? What if it is a cookie pizza? Why isn't your Pizza NFT not listed?

[Lorence.xD]

~

Can I get this one, I really love Pizza and I want to die eating pizza although I don't have a lot of bitcoin so I will beg some of the people in the forum to let me borrow some bitcoin, I currently have 1400 bitcoin so I hope that someone might be able to borrow me some of their hard-earned bitcoin. A question for @Lorence.xD though, if I were to use the gold pass in a restaurant that serves Banana Pizza or Sushi Pizza or any Swedish Pizza, will it cause the void? What if it is a cookie pizza? Why isn't your Pizza NFT not listed?

It won't be void because as long as the pizza in question is not intentionally vegan, dessert pizzas will not cause a null and void for your pass. It is listed under my name, theymos might be able to list it in my name but I don't think that it will be necessary.

[CryptoNOK]

Interesting concept. Lets see who wants this stuff 

[NotATether]

Oi, I only get one NotATether NFT?  

No biggie. Just buy it for 100BTC or else 😈

And my xhomerx NFT has already appreciated 100% in value and is immediately back on sale again! These ones are hot stuff.

maybe the amount you get depends on your activity and not merit?

[nullius]

Bloody hell.  Last of the V8s-II is up for sale—and he is not even here to see this trade on his name, let alone to authorize it.  I wonder what whore is currently offering it for 4200 BTC.

The way these things go, it will probably wind up being one of the highest-selling fNFTs.  Rarity.  Popular personality.  Missing in action.  What a world.

[Foxpup]

I'm currently offering an incredible deal on 1miau-II tokens: 3 for the price of 3! That's right: not one, not two, but three fabulous non-fungible* tokens for BTC666 each, or just BTC1,998 for the full set! Limited time offer! Grab them before theymos notices the bug and they're gone forever!

*No liability for UI glitches caused by unexplained fungibility.

[janggernaut]

@theymos, is this a bug?



I just saw 1miau-II Nft have offered for 3 times. I though each Nft member's name is contained with different roman symbol

[avikz]

Many forum users have invested a lot of time into the forum, so why not turn this time-equity into tradeable commodities? You can now trade forum NFTs (fNFTs):
https://bitcointalk.org/fnft.php

We are using a state-of-the-art blockless-blockchain-database to avoid any annoying fees or wait times. Everything is done using a convenient Web interface. We have also automatically detected how many bitcoins you have to trade with, so no need to worry about deposits or withdrawals.

Features:
 - You automatically get the full set of fNFTs in your own series, from lowest rarity (I) to highest rarity (up to XI). The number of fNFTs in your series depends on your activity. Note that more than one copy of a particular fNFT can exist in the system: they're like trading cards, with rarities.
 - You can get a random fNFT for 50 BTC. A great deal, no? How could you not make money long-term?
 - You can list any of your fNFTs for sale.
 - You can buy fNFTs listed for sale by others.

I can get the dark sarcasm behind this new introduction of FNFTs. It shows NFTs has no value in real world and we must not be using real money to buy one! Sure we can use our forum created money to buy/sell FNFTs and feel rich, but it doesn't matter in real world. Thanks to Theymos for this whole system made out of joke to give a real life feeling how a joke should be like! I love your sarcasm! Long live bitcoin!

[nullius]

Grab them before theymos notices the bug and they're gone forever!

*No liability for UI glitches caused by unexplained fungibility.

@theymos, is this a bug?



I just saw 1miau-II Nft have offered for 3 times. I though each Nft member's name is contained with different roman symbol

Not a bug.  It seems that none of us read OP:

- You automatically get the full set of fNFTs in your own series, from lowest rarity (I) to highest rarity (up to XI). The number of fNFTs in your series depends on your activity. Note that more than one copy of a particular fNFT can exist in the system: they're like trading cards, with rarities.

For my part, I got the workings of the numbers backwards.  So—higher numbers are more valuable.  (I confused them with the serial numbers in a limited edition.)

I have zero familiarity with trading cards; I don’t know how they work.  Thus, the highlighted portion didn’t make much sense to me when I first saw this.

[DarkStar_]

I spent my wad on DarkStar_'s NFT, now I'm broke.  All my BTC gone, just like that.  I got so tied up in the craze myself that I forgot the kids have to eat.  So, DarkStar_ is back on the market, along with my NFTs, someone please help me, I need to feed the children. 

Dang, you flipped it for 1500 BTC already. I should have kept it and sold it for more 
Maybe it's time to see how the market reacts to a level 2 DarkStar_ NFT 🤔

[libert19]

 - You can get a random fNFT for 50 BTC. A great deal, no? How could you not make money long-term?

I didn't realize what it was until I saw this 

[cryptoaddictchie]

Got some 950 btc. Will see if I could increase it through buy and sell of nft here.

Selling two of my nft. Hope theymos buy it promise I buy your nft once I accumulate 5k bitcoin cause yours is quite expensive now.

Seems like April Fools is about nft all along this year. Lets dig some cool nft guys.

[Foxpup]

Not a bug.  It seems that none of us read OP:

Well, nobody's ever read an OP before and I see no reason to start now.

[o_e_l_e_o]

Blew all my bitcoin trying to get rich (Satoshi's NFT) and ended up bagholding a bunch of stuff I can't sell.

This feels just like the ICO craze all over again!

[suchmoon]

Blew all bitcoin trying to get rich (Satoshi's NFT) and ended up bagholding a bunch of stuff I can't sell.

This feels just like the ICO craze all over again!

Remember - you haven't lost anything unless you sell it. HODL.

[bakasabo]

There are rumors, that Bitcointalk NFT will be on sale on Binance soon.

Can I simply withdraw my BTC ?

[PrimeNumber7]

The only logical choice is to continually roll for random user fNFTs until you get a satoshi one

It is possible to get satoshi, but the probability is only about 0.03% per roll, so someone will have to get awfully lucky.

I don't think this is right. Satoshi's NFTs are not listed for sale. Unless buying a random NFT will allow you to get a NFT not listed for sale?

It also doesn't look like satoshi actually has any NFTs. This is surprising considering how much coin he mined in bitcoin's early days.

[cabalism13]

Not a bug.  It seems that none of us read OP:

Well, nobody's ever read an OP before and I see no reason to start now.

Why bother reading it, if you are just to buy and sell NFTs (says random altcoiner)  
Anyone interested buying my own  NFT? Selling it for 1000000 BTC 😅 and I'll be at your service forever

[nullius]

The only logical choice is to continually roll for random user fNFTs until you get a satoshi one

It is possible to get satoshi, but the probability is only about 0.03% per roll, so someone will have to get awfully lucky.

I don't think this is right. Satoshi's NFTs are not listed for sale. Unless buying a random NFT will allow you to get a NFT not listed for sale?

That appears to be the case.  And I have been repeatedly complaining about it since the beginning of this thread.  It is not right for anyone to be able to trade on someone else’s name, without that person’s authorization (at least for the initial of an NFT).

[casperBGD]

Blew all bitcoin trying to get rich (Satoshi's NFT) and ended up bagholding a bunch of stuff I can't sell.

This feels just like the ICO craze all over again!

yeah, i bought just one, and spent all my BTC on that one
seems as ICO craze, but could be seen as on-going NFT craze as well, people are buying NFT columns for $200k, where the world is going?

nevertheless, I am not selling mine NFT, let them be here

[macson]

my first-year april mop here....I will give gifts to those who can help me buy this

[nutildah]

Man, I opened like 25 packs and only got like 2 Legendaries. Most of the rest are bounty hunter commons.

People are buying and selling these like crazy... is that real or is there some bots at work?

In any case, good job Theymos, you should keep this going until somebody reaches 10,000 BTC.

Has anyone pulled a Satoshi or a Hal yet?

I didn't read the middle pages of this thread in case these things have been addressed already, but I plan on it.

[nullius]

<seriously>

An easy way to obtain financial patronage for specific posts would be less liable to incentivize spam, compared to paid signature ads.

Spam posts have no value, in and of themselves.  To have value as the object of an NFT, a work must be creative—most of all, it must be special.  Advertising misaligns incentives and misdirects value.  A properly-designed NFT patronage system properly aligns incentives, and properly directs value.

How many Bitcoiners would pay laszlo for a collectible, limited-edition digitally autographed copy of his iconic pizza post?  It is an historically important post!  I would consider buying that—although as for myself, I would pay more for a copy of the original CoinJoin post digitally autographed by Greg Maxwell.

If such a system had existed last October, I probably would have impulsively offered Lauda a significant sum for the OP in her goodbye thread.  And I would never sell it!  I would keep it forever.  (On the same grounds, I spent two and a half months adding merit to that post until I hit the 100-merit per-user per-post limit.)

And if thoughtfully designed, this system should replace the merit system altogether.  I have realized that forum merits are just a shitcoin proxy token coveted by sigspammers who want to “rank up”.  Like my posts?  Don’t send me merits:  Send me money.

The merit button should be replaced with a micropayment tip button which offers a low-rarity, unlimited-edition NFT; and of course, authors should have a means to offer high-value, limited-edition NFTs for posts so well-loved that fans will pay the price.

N.b. that this system avoids one of the merit system’s biggest problems:  The initial distribution of tokens.  Nobody would have “source” status.  Instead, anyone who possesses real value could send real value; and on the flipside, people would only click that button for things that they truly valued at least a little bit.

The author of a work, or his heirs, successors, or assigns, are the only people with the right to offer NFTs based on it.  That is not a matter of so-called “intellectual property” law:  It is a matter of fraud and SCAMS, and should be treated accordingly.  Therefore, there can be no Satoshi-post NFTs.  And now, no Lauda-post NFTs.  laszlo may still be around somewhere, even though his user account has been inactive; I do not know, and I would not use that as an example if I didn’t there was a reasonable chance that he could reappear.

Note:  If this system is ever implemented, then I expect that this hereby post in itself will have significant value as the post which inspired the development of the new system.

</seriously>

I have filed for a patent on the foregoing business method, patent pending #_________.  April fools’!

[TwoPizzas]

Starting bid: BTC10,000

[Toplistico.com]

Thank you guys for the BTC1000, now i'm rich AF 

[Twinkledoe]

We will wake up from this dream tomorrow.

Just another April Fool's celebration in the forum.  Every year, theymos comes up with a new idea how to surprise the forum members when they wake up in the first day of April. Nice one this year! If we can only sell our fNFTs.  :

[amishmanish]

Spent all my BTC and now i have 20 NFTs on world's first state-of-the-art, block-less blockchain. Though its all normies but it seems I did get a Vod-I.

Considering that Vod is the owner of BPIP, I assume he'd like to have his NFT. So, I offer @Vod, His NFT on the blockless blockchain for an incredibly cheap price of 5000 BTC.

On sale is amishmanish-I for a tantalizing price of 090109 which is the day of Bitcoin's release in the DDMMYY format. If you are one of the imbeciles on the MMYYDD format, you can have the amishmanish-II for a supercheap 010909. There will be no auction and all the NFTs are readily available on first-come-first-serve basis. Good Luck.

[ingiltere]

Too bad it started at night time for Europe. Americans and Australasians picked cheap NFT's from market and now we have to pay more for valuable NFT's. Anyway that's a great idea for the first day of April theymos! Have fun playing with them while it lasts people.

[LoyceV]

With some insider trading, I managed to do this:

Highest-price fNFTs:

1.    LoyceV-I: 1566 BTC
2.    LoyceV-II: 1566 BTC
3.    LoyceV-IV: 1566 BTC

[Jawhead999]

Damn someone bought my Brainboss NFT type II for 1000 BTC, I've collected all Brainboss rarity from I to III only with 1 BTC/each

my first-year april mop here....I will give gifts to those who can help me buy this

Hehe not bad

[BlackHatCoiner]

I was recently informed that satoshi logged back in after 11 years just to bid his fNFT, but he ^{(yes, it's a "he" confirmed)} needs your help to decide the price. How many bitcoins for satoshi-XI? But please hurry, we may not see him again for the next 10-11 April fools!

[nakamura12]

Got 1000 and bought CryptopreneurBrainboss's nfts and now I don't have btc left. Buy my fnfts for 1500 btc until I can earn profit and then since I accumulated more btc then I can shate it to those who are in need of help. It feels like I invested in an ICO LOL. What are you waiting for buy my fnfts now. I think it will look good if I have fnfts badge if there is.

Damn someone bought my Brainboss NFT type II for 1000 BTC, I've collected all Brainboss rarity from I to III only with 1 BTC/each

I bought it cause i'm rich man  . Now I ran out of BTC  

[Mbitr]

Had it , spent it , lost it !

[nullius]

As the future Administrator of this forum, I demand to know where you obtained that.

All the n00bs who don’t verify PGP signatures will now bow down to me.
Muahahahaha!

Why does everyone use screenshots?

[fairy_fries]

Wow , such a great way to cope up with what's in in crypto world.

Can we also create our own Nft , and be able to trade it here, or will it be exclusive for btt Nft ( the trading here?).

[emmdii00]

Wish to get Nft here, but takes a lot of time, since my rank still low.

[starrdust]

Is there any particular rank which can claim Nft? Or just the upper ranks? Hope it can be distributed to different ranks. 😊

[joker_josue]

Now with those 1000 BTC, I will make a fortune!!!
...
...
...
Wait...
Iit's already a fortune! Now I don't know where to spend...

[ImThour]

This is such a really interesting concept. At the first glance I thought I actually got 1000 BTC Lmao.
I bought x20 NFTs all randoms.

Let's go boys! 

[o_solo_miner]

We are using a state-of-the-art blockless-blockchain-database to avoid any annoying fees or wait times.

First thing I noticed, after reading that, was the sound of my jaws hitting the table.
But then I realised the Date  

Well done!

[suzanne5223]

Looks like I bought myself in random NFTs..... anyone want to buy back?

No, the NFT is either not buy yet by another user or you haven't put it for sales.

LOL! This got me seriously!

I really thought that theymos is actually implementing NFT Marketplace that I could put into use for selling my digital drawing LOL. Yeah  it sucks to join the bandwagon even if I know that NFT is just a bubble going to burst.

I also almost believe this is all true until I read some of the posts on the number 1 page but Theymos do know how to go about the April fool prank, what a genius.
Have joined the wagon by putting my first NFT's for sale (III for 1000BTC let's see how rich I am going to be) and waiting for someone to buy them.

[nullius]

We are using a state-of-the-art blockless-blockchain-database to avoid any annoying fees or wait times.

First thing I noticed, after reading that, was the sound of my jaws hitting the table.

Yes, it is kind of like XRP...

...or using Coinbase as “your” wallet.

Not your keys, not your fNFTs!

But then I realised the Date  

Well done!

[janggernaut]

Just bought a Nft from thermos for theymos VIII which costed 3,000 bitcoin (as highest buy for now)

Feeling rich right now

[rhomelmabini]

You are not that wet blanket when it comes to April Fool comes @theymos this thing was awesome. NFT are really lit. By the way I'll post here just to see once again the fNFTs I owned just below my avatar space , I'm still surprised of the random fNFTs I bought, like, who are those other unknown users? To be honest I bought that game-protect troll NFT, I guess he's way that popular looking at my trust page.

[friends1980]

when moon sir? where i find whitepaper? i support your team and project. go lambo!

[nutildah]

I'm trying to raise funds to pursue my dream of landing a Satoshi NFT before I die, so I'm selling a couple of my NFTs. But with mine you get an actual image file. It is my original WO Hat as designed by the fabulous xhomerx10. He tells me the background is a famous dog park.

Here's the art which will be owned by the owner of the nutildah-III NFT (they have permission to use it how they want):



Here's the art that accompanies the nutildah-IV NFT, and ownership rights as outlined above (you can see it also has a signature, making it more valuable):




These one-of-a-kind creations are on sale now at ridiculously low prices!

Be part of history and buy one of my NFTs, or have fun staying poor.

[friends1980]

I'm trying to raise funds to pursue my dream of landing a Satoshi NFT before I die, so I'm selling a couple of my NFTs. But with mine you get an actual image file. It is my original WO Hat as designed by the fabulous xhomerx10. He tells me the background is a famous dog park.

Here's the art which will be owned by the owner of the nutildah-III NFT (they have permission to use it how they want):



Here's the art that accompanies the nutildah-IV NFT, and ownership rights as outlined above (you can see it also has a signature, making it more valuable):




These one-of-a-kind creations are on sale now at ridiculously low prices!

Be part of history and buy one of my NFTs, or have fun staying poor.

Since you have a Satoshi NFT dream, I'll open the bidding with 1 satoshi!

[nutildah]

Be part of history and buy one of my NFTs, or have fun staying poor.

Since you have a Satoshi NFT dream, I'll open the bidding with 1 satoshi!

They have reserve prices on the marketplace. It would work better if you bought it and auctioned it off yourself. The potentials are limitless.

[uelque]

Okay. I thought this is for real. Haha, until I realized it. 

Bought some Nft, now I only have 20 BTC left. Haha. Still can't imagine that I now have 20 BTC and spending 980 BTC for nothing. I'm poor now.

[o_e_l_e_o]

I resent the fact that I have to buy and sell NFTs on a centralized marketplace. I would much rather swap NFTs peer-to-peer directly with other users.

[jamyr]

How to trade like a pro?




Prized at 2 BTC, but theymos sells me for 40.



P.S.

I bought a NeuroticFish for Lunch. xD

>((('^'>

[BlackHatCoiner]

What is the exchange rate of fake bitcoins to real bitcoins?

[LoyceV]

Prized at 2 BTC, but theymos sells me for 40.

Lol, no fees:

to avoid any annoying fees

What is the exchange rate of fake bitcoins to real bitcoins?

Best I can do is 10 LN sat for 1000 fake Bitcoins.

[Ded_Kronchs]

What is the exchange rate of fake bitcoins to real bitcoins?

Hah, nice joke !) If it was - we would not have been given 1000 BTC just like that

[friends1980]

Be part of history and buy one of my NFTs, or have fun staying poor.

Since you have a Satoshi NFT dream, I'll open the bidding with 1 satoshi!

They have reserve prices on the marketplace. It would work better if you bought it and auctioned it off yourself. The potentials are limitless.

My precious.



edit: oh this is how it feels to be rich.

[Slow death]

I spent thousand bitcoin for some Nft .I've never felt so rich   Can i keep them forever please theymos please dont remove  tomorrow

in my country there is a phrase that people love to say, the phrase Is the following:

poor people's happiness lasts a short time

the people of my country speak this phrase a lot because every day they suffer, so when they can laugh for short time, they know that afterwards comes the sadness, that is why they say that the joy of the poor lasts for a short time

[jamyr]

Prized at 2 BTC, but theymos sells me for 40.

Lol, no fees:

to avoid any annoying fees

What is the exchange rate of fake bitcoins to real bitcoins?

Best I can do is 10 LN sat for 1000 fake Bitcoins.

what you don't know won't annoy you.~

LOL.


To @nutildah -

You're to harsh to give me a merit as a prank :| ~

[Parazyd]

Gib monies!

[fillippone]

I am setting up a pump and dump on my tokens.
You heard it here first.
Buy my tokens and I will buy yours back.
Fillippone NFT are the new Store of Value.

[Strufmbae]

since 2009 that bitcoin was created it just todays birthday that I owned 500 btc and just spend it by buying random users xoxo.

[Halab]

Damn, I lost my pink Theymos edition during the night ( I would be rich now).The test phase in the Staff section was not a pre-sale.

For those who used their alt accounts to trade fNFTs... thanks for your cooperation (just kidding... or not ).

[virasog]

Is this the introduction NFT for forum members is for the real or it is a April fool joke ?
I wish it is in real but since this announcement was made today on the 1st April, i have some doubts about it  

[KryptoKings]

At first I thought we have to buy from real btc lol. This one is fun idea. I hope soon we will get some real btc for our fnfts.
Just bought few nfts and it's great fun to have them.
Is there any way we can get more btc without selling our nfts? I need bug amount to buy some high priced nfts

[vintages]

Theymos really came prepared with this April fool plank  
Soft and quick money... Just today this forum rained money  

[BlackHatCoiner]

Is this the introduction NFT for forum members is for the real or it is a April fool joke ?

Real.

[shahzadafzal]

Is there any way we can get more btc without selling our nfts? I need bug amount to buy some high priced nfts

Nah man Theymos  really came prepared... i did tried my shit to find any bug to increase by BTC or buy expensive NFTs without any balance... but this thing is solid can't crack.
Not sure how much time theymos  spent on programming this but for sure he did test for any potential bugs.

I had to give up after 1 hours of trying to shit around.  You win theymos my 1 sMerit to you...  sMerit... fNFT sounds familiar

[LFC_Bitcoin]

I bought 20 random people and only heard of maybe 4 of them. We need a sell back option for a small loss.

Just did similar & ended up with some real shitcoins haha.

[friends1980]

Is this the introduction NFT for forum members is for the real or it is a April fool joke ?
I wish it is in real but since this announcement was made today on the 1st April, i have some doubts about it  

You're too late mate, the nice pieces have all been sold already.

[sabotag3x]

theymos-XI

[xzone]

satoshi-IX (1000000 BTC)  

Best NFT I've ever seen

[Ded_Kronchs]

The coolest ones that I got:

adaseb-VII
xvids-III
TrueFlip.io-III
andy_pelevin-III
bob123-II
4rt3m-II

[Jawhead999]

Sold out

I'm broke now lol

[Quickseller]

satoshi-IX (1000000 BTC) 

Best NFT I've ever seen

Who was able to get the satoshi NFT?

Whoever gets this should get an actual prize.

[friends1980]

theymos, could you please install a few search filters please. Scrolling through that list really takes a lot of time and time is money, man.

Also, it hurts to have to look at all those nice NFTs I can't afford and to be constantly confronted with my own poorness.

[finaleshot2016]

Joining the hype! NFTs to the moon~

Imagine if you could really transfer the 1000 BTC to the moon; NFTS aren't the only ones who can go to the moon, now you can.

[Foxpup]

Who was able to get the satoshi NFT?

Looks like the lucky one is StartupAnalyst.

[nutildah]

To @nutildah -

You're to harsh to give me a merit as a prank :| ~

I gave you a merit because I can relate as a trader, and well it was a bit funny.

My precious.



edit: oh this is how it feels to be rich.

no way you'll ever be poor now, congratulations

Sold out

I'm broke now lol

you'll never be poor in taste

[shahzadafzal]

satoshi-IX (1000000 BTC)  

Best NFT I've ever seen

Who was able to get the satoshi NFT?

Whoever gets this should get an actual prize.

Well looks like there will be more e.g. satoshi-I, satoshi-II up to satoshi-IX at least.
So who should get an actual prize then?

--

Do you guys have any signals on what buy or sell? No one buying my NFTs even i'm giving discount... purchased at 50 BTC and selling at 35 BTC.. that's 15 BTC in single shot.

[friends1980]

I think we should really add a warning for Newbies.

There's a lot of crap out there, so please
do not invest more than you can afford to lose !!!

#dyor

[oktana]

Mehn! Woke up to see that I have 1,000BTC, and I feel rich! He's the break down on how I'll go about it. I'm gonna buy a good house with 1 bitcoin, then buy 1 Tesla car with 1 bitcoin. Give 5 bitcoin to charity, and then keep 2 for emergencies. The remaining 990, I'll hodl till forever.

I'M RICH!!!

[friends1980]

My precious.



edit: oh this is how it feels to be rich.

no way you'll ever be poor now, congratulations

You too, very happy about this deal.

Should I leave you positive trust now?

[LoyceV]

Mehn! Woke up to see that I have 1,000BTC, and I feel rich! He's the break down on how I'll go about it. I'm gonna buy a good house with 1 bitcoin, then buy 1 Tesla car with 1 bitcoin. Give 5 bitcoin to charity, and then keep 2 for emergencies. The remaining 990, I'll hodl till forever.

What happened to the remaining 1 Bitcoin? Reserved for math lessons?

[nullius]

satoshi-IX (1000000 BTC) 

Best NFT I've ever seen

Who was able to get the satoshi NFT?

Whoever gets this should get an actual prize.

I propose a prize of 1 satoshi.  Or 9 satoshis.  Or if rarity is exponential, 2⁹ satoshis; if my long-term price predictions are correct, that could someday be worth anywhere from about 5 to 50 of today’s dollars!  Of course, delivery of the dust prize would require Lightning Network or other offchain transfer.

Anything more seems excessive for what I infer to have been effectually a lottery winner who bought a random fake NFT for fake bitcoins, in a fake system that was created as a joke.

[shahzadafzal]

Mehn! Woke up to see that I have 1,000BTC, and I feel rich! He's the break down on how I'll go about it. I'm gonna buy a good house with 1 bitcoin, then buy 1 Tesla car with 1 bitcoin. Give 5 bitcoin to charity, and then keep 2 for emergencies. The remaining 990, I'll hodl till forever.

What happened to the remaining 1 Bitcoin? Reserved for math lessons?

keen eyes did the math !

[joker_josue]

This still becomes fashionable, and you start selling forum accounts or posts.

[icopress]

Judging by the fact that the cost of the most expensive lot sold is 5,000 bitcoins, and if you want the wealthiest speculators to continue to set price records, REDUCE the prices. We cannot afford to buy NFTs at such high prices, since we also want to earn some money. Therefore, I invite everyone to return to reality, and sell at inflated but REAL prices!

There is an exclusive and rather rare LOT available, (Price reduced by 10%).

• kano-VIII (1990 BTC)

[oktana]

Mehn! Woke up to see that I have 1,000BTC, and I feel rich! He's the break down on how I'll go about it. I'm gonna buy a good house with 1 bitcoin, then buy 1 Tesla car with 1 bitcoin. Give 5 bitcoin to charity, and then keep 2 for emergencies. The remaining 990, I'll hodl till forever.

What happened to the remaining 1 Bitcoin? Reserved for math lessons?

There's none remaining, but, since math is important, maybe I can remove one more from the 990, then I'll be left with 889. The remaining is locked so I don't keep spending. Haha

[friends1980]

Judging by the fact that the cost of the most expensive lot sold is 5,000 bitcoins, and if you want the wealthiest speculators to continue to set price records, REDUCE the prices. We cannot afford to buy NFTs at such high prices, since we also want to earn some money. Therefore, I invite everyone to return to reality, and sell at inflated but REAL prices!

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Looking at that list, a lot of these people are seriously overestimating their own value, including, but not limited to, myself.

[mole0815]

I have already started my shopping tour. Hopefully I still get a few bargains between the fingers today.
Currently, it does not look like a sale but maybe the time comes to the end of the day.
With the wrong assessment that a few users have, the NFT will probably not be moved

[Foxpup]

Looking at that list, a lot of these people are seriously overestimating their own value, including, but not limited to, myself.

Far better to offer yourself for too high a price than for too low. You certainly don't want to acquire a reputation for the latter.

[apleio]

Finally I have my first NFT. Great success.

[johhnyUA]

Hehe, Termos again do incredibly funny activity on 1st of April   Nice to see!

Will buy some NFT for myself  this will be cost x100 like jack dorsey's first tweet

[nullius]

Looking at that list, a lot of these people are seriously overestimating their own value, including, but not limited to, myself.

Far better to offer yourself for too high a price than for too low. You certainly don't want to acquire a reputation for the latter.

For the record, I myself was the very first to list my own fNFT for 21,000,000 BTC.  And at the time, that was the highest listing.

I am not cheap.

[icopress]

Far better to offer yourself for too high a price than for too low. You certainly don't want to acquire a reputation for the latter.

It's not about overestimating the value of one or another NFT, but the fact that very few people have a sufficient amount of BTC. You are one of the five wealthiest, but at the same time you put up lots for auction at such a price that even you cannot afford such a price.

• Foxpup-VIII - My offer is 5001 bitcoins

[dkbit98]

We are all officially rich whales now and BPIP website with suchmoon need to make emergency Fool's day update and include NFTs asap, and I would like to see some special edition NFTs. 

[Mauser]

Far better to offer yourself for too high a price than for too low. You certainly don't want to acquire a reputation for the latter.

It's not about overestimating the value of one or another NFT, but the fact that very few people have a sufficient amount of BTC. You are one of the five wealthiest, but at the same time you put up lots for auction at such a price that even you cannot afford such a price.

• Foxpup-VIII - My offer is 5001 bitcoins

I have Foxpup-VIII, are you really offering 5001 BTC for it? Let me quickly put a sell in.

[Findingnemo]

It seems the deposit feature is not enabled for me because I want to buy all the fNFTs from theymos and Loycev so would like to deposit 1 million BTC.

[Lafu]

Haha thats a nice new feat. and also just have readed it now and started already to get me some of them.
Would be not surprised when the first asking is coming for some loan to buy some of the NFTs , lol
Always use an Escrow Service please for that 

[Foxpup]

You are one of the five wealthiest, but at the same time you put up lots for auction at such a price that even you cannot afford such a price.

And I never will afford such a price if I give in to the pressure to offer myself as cheaply as some people would like.

I have Foxpup-VIII, are you really offering 5001 BTC for it? Let me quickly put a sell in.

Hey, how'd you get my most prized asset? I was saving that for a rich investor! Guess I'll have to give in to the pressure and undercut you, now.

Limited time offer: 🦊 Foxpup-VIII 🦊 for only BTC4200! That's 16% off! Not 10, not 15, but a whopping 16% off! Get it before it's gone!

[gmaxwell]

Far better to offer yourself for too high a price than for too low. You certainly don't want to acquire a reputation for the latter.

We've already established what kind of forum member you are, my dear.  Now we’re just haggling over the price.

[vapourminer]

this is going to take off bigly. its a good thing the forum NFT blockchain doesnt need blocks or very soon they would be so large no one would be able to store or manage it.

BRILLIANT!

so why doesnt btc do the sensible thing and follow this such obviously better tech??

[joker_josue]

Haha thats a nice new feat. and also just have readed it now and started already to get me some of them.
Would be not surprised when the first asking is coming for some loan to buy some of the NFTs , lol
Always use an Escrow Service please for that 

I can provide this Escrow Service, but only for purchases over 100000BTC.

[icopress]

Hey, how'd you get my most prized asset? I was saving that for a rich investor! Guess I'll have to give in to the pressure and undercut you, now.

Limited time offer: 🦊 Foxpup-VIII 🦊 for only BTC4200! That's 16% off! Not 10, not 15, but a whopping 16% off! Get it before it's gone!

I have sold all my assets and am ready to negotiate ... The essence of my offer is to own the most elite NFT, so I reject your offer and make you a counter offer worth 6666 BTC (Foxpup-VIII). And with the remaining funds, I would like to purchase Foxpup-V for 485 BTC.

[friends1980]

this is going to take off bigly. its a good thing the forum NFT blockchain doesnt need blocks or very soon they would be so large no one would be able to store or manage it.

BRILLIANT!

so why doesnt btc do the sensible thing and follow this such obviously better tech??

Hear hear.

To be honest, I've never believed even for a second in this whole blockchain thing.

[andulolika]

Would be nice if we had a trade list of past trades done, also, most expensive fnfts definetly not update. Great one otherwise

[mindrust]

Haha. very funny very funny theymos. I'll NFT my old socks and my fresh fart. I bet they will go for a million bucks each.

It is official now, NFT is a joke.

[nutildah]

To be honest, I've never believed even for a second in this whole blockchain thing.

I chuckled when I saw this.



You're really getting your fBTC worth out of it.

Bought about 25 randoms, found a few rarities I'm happy with, churned the rest into new randoms, hard to decide whether to plow my remaining earnings back into more randoms or just sit on it... How am I gonna get that Satoshi if I don't try?

[Jet Cash]

I spent 500 for random accounts. It has been useful, because it has led me to look at post histories for a few members that I hadn't read. I've even awarded a few merits for posts that I thought were worth it - is that ethical?

[pugman]

I AM FUCKING RICHHHHHH!!!!

SO many NFTs lets fucking goo!! 🥳🎊🎈🎉

Epochtalk soon!!!??!??!?!?!??!?

[Karartma1]

I hope I can put my head on this tonight, too busy now. I see everyone's having huge loads of fun about it.
Couldn't believe the nft craze would arrive here too but there it is.
Degenerating badly 

[Foxpup]

I have sold all my assets and am ready to negotiate ... The essence of my offer is to own the most elite NFT, so I reject your offer and make you a counter offer worth 6666 BTC (Foxpup-VIII). And with the remaining funds, I would like to purchase Foxpup-V for 485 BTC.

No deal. You're not taking my little pink V for any less than the list price of BTC3704. (Read it upside-down on a calcuator if you want to know what you're getting for your money. It turns out I am that sort of forum member after all. ) You'll just have to choose which of my assets is more valuable to you.

[StartupAnalyst]

satoshi-IX (1000000 BTC) 

Best NFT I've ever seen

Who was able to get the satoshi NFT?

Whoever gets this should get an actual prize.

That lucky guy is me.
Thanks!    

[icopress]

I have sold all my assets and am ready to negotiate ... The essence of my offer is to own the most elite NFT, so I reject your offer and make you a counter offer worth 6666 BTC (Foxpup-VIII). And with the remaining funds, I would like to purchase Foxpup-V for 485 BTC.

No deal. You're not taking my little pink V for any less than the list price of BTC3704. (Read it upside-down on a calcuator if you want to know what you're getting for your money. It turns out I am that sort of forum member after all. ) You'll just have to choose which of my assets is more valuable to you.

Well, purchased VIII + V, I expected to get, as they say, "all inclusive", but you say so convincingly that I probably agree.

Please do not auction a lot (Foxpup-V) at a price higher than 7007 BTC, as I expect to buy another bottle of champagne for the evening, or maybe even two.

[webtricks]

I spent 500 for random accounts. It has been useful, because it has led me to look at post histories for a few members that I hadn't read. I've even awarded a few merits for posts that I thought were worth it - is that ethical?

I like it!

....
Well, purchased VIII + V, I expected to get, as they say, "all inclusive", but you say so convincingly that I probably agree.

Please do not auction a lot (Foxpup-V) at a price higher than 7007 BTC, as I expect to buy another bottle of champagne for the evening, or maybe even two.

Man! You doing some real business out there.

[virasog]

Is this the introduction NFT for forum members is for the real or it is a April fool joke ?

Real.

If it was real, i would have withdrawn 100 BTC without even buying any NFT 

Why buy the NFTs When we can only be rich with bitcoins 

[shahzadafzal]

 (fNFTs)

I got it...  I see what you did there theymos!!!

fNFTs means f*ck NFTs!

[Pmalek]

Pmalek's exclusive NFTs offer valid only 24 hours!!

Send 1 NFT and you will get 2 NFTs back! This offer is only available for Bitcointalk members who have a registered account on this site.
It's 100% guaranteed and bulletproof doubler of NFTs... I swear. If you don't believe me, send me a PM and I will tell you that it's true over PM.

All deals will be done via Telegram. It's the usual address.

Payment methods:
1. Bitcoin Cash
2. Bitcoin SV
3. Bitcoin (if you absolutely have to)
4. Jesus Coin

[Foxpup]

Please do not auction a lot (Foxpup-V) at a price higher than 7007 BTC, as I expect to buy another bottle of champagne for the evening, or maybe even two.

Well, the price of that particular lot is not likely to change (unless it is bought by someone indiscreet enough to resell it for quick profit). As for other lots; no promises.

[Myleschetty]

 (fNFTs)

I got it...  I see what you did there theymos!!!

fNFTs means f*ck NFTs!

Wooo. What a lovely guess but I google fNFTs and it says "Final Fantasy" which seems to make sense about the idea of this fNFTs. Either way, the game is fun and I just bought some fNFTs from mrcash02 and Betwrong

Aren't me lucky!

[icopress]

[...]

So, I still decided to buy ... the price is now 7000 BTC, ^{["unless it is bought by someone indiscreet enough to resell it for quick profit"]} let's say for 10,000 BTC

[vapourminer]

I was able to get a V NFT after buying a random one 20 x.

Question: if I buy a random NFT for 50 BTC they is listed for more than 50BTC, who covers the difference? Does the seller get screwed out of the difference? Or does the forum cover the difference?

fractional reserve?

[SUPERSAIAN]

I am open to offers, the exchange is accepted for the fNFTs I have.

I already start to like the fNFT (F.CKNFT)

[nullius]

I was able to get a V NFT after buying a random one 20 x.

Question: if I buy a random NFT for 50 BTC they is listed for more than 50BTC, who covers the difference? Does the seller get screwed out of the difference? Or does the forum cover the difference?

fractional reserve?

I suspect that the “random fNFT” link creates new fNFTs out of nothing.  That would actually place deflationary pressure on fake-BTC (which in itself has a terrifically unsound monetary policy).

[NeuroticFish]

I bought a NeuroticFish for Lunch. xD

I've noticed that somebody has found out that my fNFT doesn't taste too good and now tries to sell it.
I think that fNFTs are not for food, but from what I've seen they do look nice in the window.

[vapourminer]

I was able to get a V NFT after buying a random one 20 x.

Question: if I buy a random NFT for 50 BTC they is listed for more than 50BTC, who covers the difference? Does the seller get screwed out of the difference? Or does the forum cover the difference?

fractional reserve?

I suspect that the “random fNFT” link creates new fNFTs out of nothing.  That would actually place deflationary pressure on fake-BTC (which in itself has a terrifically unsound monetary policy).

fNFT printer go brrr?

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Hmm, I detect a scam going on here and never would have thought Theymos capable of such chicanery!  Nevertheless I'd like to have whatever piece of Foxpup's bodice I can get.  Or at least some non-fungicidal token will do with what I can afford, so can I give someone my mailing address and have it sent to me?  Dreeee***rrrrpp!!

This April fool's day is less of an acid trip than last year's, and at least it's a lot less morbid (though we're still all wearing face masks and some of us are still in lockdown).  Things are looking up, no?

Oh, is there a derivatives market yet for these fNFTs?  I'd like to propose that someone smarter than me create such a beast, leaving me full credit for the idea of course.  Thanks.

[NeuroticFish]

I wonder if banned users have fNFTs created for them.  For a piece of salacious forum history, what would you pay for an alia scandal fNFT autographed by nullius?  What a stunning piece to add to your collection!

I've noticed fNFTs of game-protect being transacted here and there.
I guess that this answers the question  

[vapourminer]

I was able to get a V NFT after buying a random one 20 x.

Question: if I buy a random NFT for 50 BTC they is listed for more than 50BTC, who covers the difference? Does the seller get screwed out of the difference? Or does the forum cover the difference?

fractional reserve?

I suspect that the “random fNFT” link creates new fNFTs out of nothing.  

ah. like gamestock shares then.

[jamyr]

The fish was really Neurotic.

[dishku]

What an amazing idea to get fNFT for free. Is f stand for Fun or it has something other meaning like f**k? Anybody would like to explain what is the mean of that f.

[Parazyd]

Story of my life

[phishead]

OH wow...

[mole0815]

Is there a reason why some NFT are available twice?



I noticed this while researching after I lost a bob.

[fillippone]

Is there a reason why some NFT are available twice?



I noticed this while researching after I lost a bob.

It’s a feature, not a bug:

Features:
 - You automatically get the full set of fNFTs in your own series, from lowest rarity (I) to highest rarity (up to XI). The number of fNFTs in your series depends on your activity. Note that more than one copy of a particular fNFT can exist in the system: they're like trading cards, with rarities.

[gmaxwell]

Is there a reason why some NFT are available twice?

The number of fNFTs in your series depends on your activity. Note that more than one copy of a particular fNFT can exist in the system: they're like trading cards, with rarities.

Though a user only gets one of each type of their own, the random function can give out more.

[o_e_l_e_o]

I am offering a very rare, limited edition, one of a kind, for today only, all access, all inclusive, all expenses paid, special offer!

Whoever buys my o_e_l_e_o-I token (currently listed for the low, low price of only 2100 BTC!), gets to be my plus one to Foxpup's next foxhole party!

[lolxxxx]

Come on guys you are falling for it?

It's first April...

Giving away sathoshi nft for free.

[weacoin]

What is the point of using these tokens in the future? Just an April Fool's Day joke?

[mole0815]

Though a user only gets one of each type of their own, the random function can give out more.

Yeah thanks. fillippone had already referred me to this passage in the text.... no idea why I overlooked that in the hectic of the new marketplace

In any case, it was very mean to provide me with only mole0815 I-III NFTs as seed money.
I would have deserved more to also earn proper BTC

I am offering a very rare, limited edition, one of a kind, for today only, all access, all inclusive, all expenses paid, special offer!

Whoever buys my o_e_l_e_o-I token (currently listed for the low, low price of only 2100 BTC!), gets to be my plus one to Foxpup's next foxhole party!

This is a very tempting offer.
Is the offer really only valid for o_e_l_e_o-I and one party?
Or does it also mean that after buying o_e_l_e_o-III I could be at the next 3 foxhole parties?

[vapourminer]

Damn, I lost my pink Theymos edition during the night ( I would be rich now).

boating accident?

[tbearhere]

Maybe I can pump it.   

[BlackHatCoiner]

Damn, I shouldn't throw that usb with 7,000 BTC in it. They're way more valuable now!

[mole0815]

LIMITED TIME OFFER

I have a mint condition almightyruler-V up for a bargain price as a part of a my-script-had-an-off-by-one sale!  My loss is your GAIN!

Only one available, act now!

Since I bought a few random fNFT for 50 BTC a few minutes ago, I am unfortunately missing exactly 139 BTC for this bargain.
Very sad but the next interested buyer will not be long in coming


And I have now discovered a small bug after all. If you have 2 same fNFT the display is not correct.

But should affect only the fewest users

[bitbollo]

available for selling bitbollo-I directly on-chain, reply here or sent a MP. payment to my address as usual (check my profile).

[crzy]

I have to screenshot my account because for the first time in my life, I was able to earn 1000 BTC by just doing nothing.
I'm planning to print this one using the most expensive materials and put this on my Art room.

Looking for a more cheaper NFT as of the moment, let's support small players here. 

[Poker Player]

I sold one of my NFTs for 50 BTC but I haven't been transferred the money. No Tx ID or anything.

I am going to red tag Theymos for this scam.

[suchmoon]

Finally a market where my buy-high-sell-low trading method works brilliantly.

Now just need to figure out the theta for the inevitably impending expiration and to buy up all the green-purple-red ones at the right time.

[xLays]

I just want to withdraw my 1000 BTC. BUT WAIT. WHAT?

[vapourminer]

rats! i fat fingered a sell for 1 btc for one of my incalculably valuable fNFTs!

im going to pm theymos and bribe ask him to roll the blockchain back to correct my mistake the forums obviously glitchy blockchain software. this should not have been allowed.

[Poker Player]

I sold one of my NFTs for 50 BTC but I haven't been transferred the money. No Tx ID or anything.

I am going to red tag Theymos for this scam.

[Evilish]

I just want to withdraw my 1000 BTC. BUT WAIT. WHAT?

Think of it as Robinhood but without charts. I bought some BTC on Robinhood a while back with stock proceeds and can't do anything with it. Can't deposit. Can't withdraw. Only buy/sell.

This feels the same, just without fancy charts and buy/sell button.

i going to pm theymos and bribe ask him to roll the blockchain back to correct my mistake the forums obviously glitchy blockchain software. this should not have been allowed.

Might wanna contact Vitalik Buterin. I hear he's an expert in that matter.

[Foxpup]

10 HOURS TILL END OF APRIL FIRST CLEARANCE SALE!

For a limited time only:
Both of my two remaining duplicate 1miau-II tokens are on sale for 25% off! Reduced from BTC666 each to a low BTC500 each! That's just BTC1,000 if you take advantage of the time-saving buy two, get two offer!

Snag these savings before somebody less deserving does!  

[Rizzrack]

Even though this fNFT has a low rarity level is it very scarce. This is the only one for sale (for the moment at least)
For the low price of 618 BTC (It actually is a low price) you can buy a page of this forum's history: Gleb Gamow-I
On second thought you would buy 1024 pages worth (20480 posts ... 20 on each page... you get the idea) so price bumped up to 1024 BTC 

[Johnyz]

I demand @Theymos to increase my Bitcoin allocation, NFT is not a joke for me because this is a real big gem for the future.

I'm willingly spend my Thousands of Bitcoin for the sake of NFTs future! This is the best time to have it all!

[Mauser]

You are one of the five wealthiest, but at the same time you put up lots for auction at such a price that even you cannot afford such a price.

And I never will afford such a price if I give in to the pressure to offer myself as cheaply as some people would like.

I have Foxpup-VIII, are you really offering 5001 BTC for it? Let me quickly put a sell in.

Hey, how'd you get my most prized asset? I was saving that for a rich investor! Guess I'll have to give in to the pressure and undercut you, now.

Limited time offer: 🦊 Foxpup-VIII 🦊 for only BTC4200! That's 16% off! Not 10, not 15, but a whopping 16% off! Get it before it's gone!

Why are you under bidding me buddy? I am here trying to raise your market value and you are doing me like that   increase your prices so we can get both rich

BTW. Which part of you are getting then?

[s0lidus]

For the noobs: I too didn't understand anything, but then I found this tutorial video.

[Welsh]

Bitcointalk has converted to a WOW auction house for the day, with users desperately trying to discard their tiered equipment, who would have thought?

I just want to withdraw my 1000 BTC. BUT WAIT. WHAT?

See the video above this post for an in depth tutorial on how to do so.

[Badmanthought]

How do we get the Bitcointalk NFT?

[ingiltere]

I spent 500 for random accounts. It has been useful, because it has led me to look at post histories for a few members that I hadn't read. I've even awarded a few merits for posts that I thought were worth it - is that ethical?

I spread 1000 BTC for random fNFTs and one of them was your V card.
I also got mhanbostanci-VI from our local section. Hopefully get back some cash so I try my chance more for a satoshi drop.

[gmaxwell]

LIMITED TIME OFFER

I have a mint condition almightyruler-V up for sale. This is a very fine V-grade Legendary-- still active this year! Quite rare!

There are currently NO other almightyruler's for sale on the market right now of any grade, not even grubby I-grade.

I would be proud to own this fine token, but I purchased it in error and it is outside the parameters of my investment plan.  I paid 650 fBTC but I have it up for sale right now for the super discounted price of 500 590 fBTC.  My loss is your gain!  

Don't let this opportunity pass you by!


Edit: It sold! thanks.

[acroman08]

I am gonna do a rarity 1 fNFT sale for 1 BTC each in about 5 minutes. if you're interested just check the market. I should have never tried my luck with that random fNFT for 50 BTC. I have a feeling it's rigged.

update: 2:56 pm
the list of fNFT below will be sold for 1BTC each
phzi-I [Sold]
DeDordtenaar-I [Sold]
Joca97-I [Sold]
Victorycoin-I [Sold]
kheein-I [Sold]
iudica-I [Sold]
salinizm-I [Sold]
Mypanara19-I [Sold]
jemarie20-I [Sold]
XFlowZion-I [Sold]
GeorgiyBilyk-I [Sold]
allmeat27-I [Sold]
farukahmed-I [Sold]

the sale will start at 2:55 PM forum time

For the noobs: I too didn't understand anything, but then I found this tutorial video.

jokes on you I enjoyed it. damn it!!!

[Badmanthought]

Is it healthy to buy a random NFT, what are your take on this?

[JohnBitCo]

I am in need of money and selling all my NFT for cheap. 1 bitcoin for each NFT.

Who is the lucky ones grabbing my cheap NFTs ?

[o_e_l_e_o]

I am offering a very rare, limited edition, one of a kind, for today only, all access, all inclusive, all expenses paid, special offer!

Whoever buys my o_e_l_e_o-I token (currently listed for the low, low price of only 2100 BTC!), gets to be my plus one to Foxpup's next foxhole party!

This is a very tempting offer.
Is the offer really only valid for o_e_l_e_o-I and one party?
Or does it also mean that after buying o_e_l_e_o-III I could be at the next 3 foxhole parties?

Even better! Buy o_e_l_e_o-II for just 69420 BTC, and (much to the disappointment of my wife) receive an annual pass of being my plus one!

[shahzadafzal]

I am gonna do a rarity 1 fNFT sale for 1 BTC each in about 5 minutes. if you're interested just check the market. I should have never tried my luck with that random fNFT for 50 BTC. I have a feeling it's rigged.

I think I bought your most if not all 1 BTC fNFTs sale

[theymos]

theymos-XI
kano-IX
Dabs-VII
DooMAD-VII
JayJuanGee-VII
cr1776-VI
Dabs-VI
Daniel91-VI
Hyena-V
tbearhere-V
examplens-V

Wow, nice collection!

That lucky guy is me.
Thanks!    

I'm happy that someone got a satoshi fNFT! The probability was so low I was worried that nobody would see him.

[Slow death]

Is it healthy to buy a random NFT, what are your take on this?

unbelievable that I try several times to buy random NFT and always find someone who has received negative feedback and who are not very active on the forum, I think that answers your question, my last guys that I found a few seconds ago:

@hawkins
@-jorjito25

[xLays]

This feature will stay forever in Bitcointalk. 🚀🚀

[gmaxwell]

This feature will stay forever in Bitcointalk. 🚀🚀

I heard a rumor that owning the one of the top three existing grades for a user will let you mute them in any thread for a week.

[suchmoon]

much to the disappointment of my wife

What if your wife buys it, that might get a bit awkward I imagine.

[JohnBitCo]

This feature will stay forever in Bitcointalk. 🚀🚀

Don't think it will last for more than 24 hours because as always everything will be back to normal as soon as its hits 2nd April.

By the way, i am using the typical traders strategy that is Buy High and Sell Low.  
 

[acroman08]

I am gonna do a rarity 1 fNFT sale for 1 BTC each in about 5 minutes. if you're interested just check the market. I should have never tried my luck with that random fNFT for 50 BTC. I have a feeling it's rigged.

I think I bought your most if not all 1 BTC fNFTs sale

that's weird I only have 17 BTC at the moment after selling my rarity 1 fNFT's. how much was the one that isn't 1 BTC?

[BitcoinPenny]

Official BitcoinPenny® Forum NFTs for sale!

Buy NOW; laugh LATER!


Chris @ TBPCo.

SPECIAL LIMITED TIME BONUS OFFER — For a mere 10 BTC more sent to my Coinbase wallet, you can own the entire COMPANY!

[icopress]

New items are on sale! Don't miss your chance to get one of three absolutely unique lots!

• Foxpup-Λ, (4444 BTC) ^[Hot]
• philipma1957-V, (987 BTC) ^[New]
• The Pharmacist-VI (1444 BTC) ^[New]

[TeraBite]

Happy April fool to the whole community first of all I was shocked to see 1kBTC into my profile but keep in mind about today. Nice attempt to make feel like multi millionaire so now I have almost $58 million into my account balance. Lol I want to take withdraw instead of spending on any NFT.

[shahzadafzal]

That lucky guy is me.
Thanks!   

I'm happy that someone got a satoshi fNFT! The probability was so low I was worried that nobody would see him.

I wanted to get and spent all my Bitcoin on random clicks

Hence proved Law of Murphy anything which can happen will happen

[Lucasgabd]

oooh, damn!
please HELP
bought an expensive NFT by accident, thought it would give me at least an order confirmation!
Is there any way to undo my transaction?

that would be life changing money for me and my family. really need help, 400 BTC is a really big amount.

[suchmoon]

LOL someone has a scalper bot buying up all 1 BTC offers. Well done. But don't be so cheap, up it to 3 BTC.

[gmaxwell]

oooh, damn!
please HELP
bought an expensive NFT by accident, thought it would give me at least an order confirmation!
Is there any way to undo my transaction?

that would be life changing money for me and my family. really need help, 400 BTC is a really big amount.

Welcome to DeFI.


Hey, Theymos-- can we get some more stats?   Users with most trades, users with most V+ grade NFT's, users by sum total paid, and users by sum total sold would be amusing.

[gmaxwell]

LOL someone has a scalper bot buying up all 1 BTC offers. Well done. But don't be socheap, up it to 3 BTC.

Sell rarer tokens if you want higher prices.

[WhyFhy]

Welp no sales here ill try though. I was only Issued I & II I should post more.
Neat concept!

[Badmanthought]

You have 1000BTC. Aren't you lucky!

Is this a joke or what?

1000BTC! I consider this as fake, where the heck did bitcointalk  got the BTC they are giving out, what's the total btc supply? The amount of BTC the are issuing out to forum users is x10 higher than the total supply of the Original Bitcoin.


This is April fool guys

[joker_josue]

oooh, damn!
please HELP
bought an expensive NFT by accident, thought it would give me at least an order confirmation!
Is there any way to undo my transaction?

that would be life changing money for me and my family. really need help, 400 BTC is a really big amount.

I can try to give 5 BTC, but I think it was too little to be able to help.

Try opening a topic asking for help, and maybe get some good donations ...

[nakamura12]

Wow , such a great way to cope up with what's in in crypto world.

Can we also create our own Nft , and be able to trade it here, or will it be exclusive for btt Nft ( the trading here?).

As far as I'm concern that we can't create our own nft but we can buy nft that is much cheaper and make a profit with it. You'll see that there are list of available nfts to buy. We should just enjoy what theymos have done to the bitcointalk forum events just like this and events happened before.

You have 1000BTC. Aren't you lucky!

Is this a joke or what?

1000BTC! I consider this as fake, where the heck did bitcointalk  got the BTC they are giving out, what's the total btc supply? The amount of BTC the are issuing out to forum users is x10 higher than the total supply of the Original Bitcoin.


This is April fool guys

Just enjoy the fun and excitement that it could provide.

[suchmoon]

Finally I got the one that I was really after: satoshi-M.

[krostue]

what does the little f stand for?
FFFFFFFFFFFF

[s0lidus]

You have 1000BTC. Aren't you lucky!

Is this a joke or what?

1000BTC! I consider this as fake, where the heck did bitcointalk  got the BTC they are giving out, what's the total btc supply? The amount of BTC the are issuing out to forum users is x10 higher than the total supply of the Original Bitcoin.


This is April fool guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42K3GPUYY7E

[Evilish]

My journey from 1000 BTC + 2 NFTs down to 1 BTC. From riches to rags if you will.

Buy 20 random NFTs at 50 BTC a piece.
List all 20 + 2 I initially had at 1 BTC a piece. Get 22 BTC in total.
Buy an NFT someone listed at 22 BTC. Sell that for 1 BTC.
Down to 1 BTC now.

Moral of the story kids, don't buy high and sell low.

I think I am now officially the poorest member in this thread.

[Badmanthought]

what does the little f stand for?
FFFFFFFFFFFF

The little f means fake 🤥 😆

[BlackHatCoiner]

Just bought the legendary Keninishna. Should I HODL him?

[TeraBite]

what does the little f stand for?
FFFFFFFFFFFF

The little f means fake 🤥 😆

Exactly that's the perfect explanation of that f but keep have fun with this f as we will get this kind of chance never again.

[NotATether]

Buy NOW; laugh LATER!

You should make that your company slogan.


The activity of this thread in 12 hours makes Wall Observer look like an inactive thread.

[StartupAnalyst]

That lucky guy is me.
Thanks!   

I'm happy that someone got a satoshi fNFT! The probability was so low I was worried that nobody would see him.

And how happy I am!  I haven't been this lucky in a long time, and honestly, this event made my day!

[xLays]

Theymos please bring back the old Bitcointalk ranking system. 😂😂

[FIFA worldcup]

what does the little f stand for?
FFFFFFFFFFFF

The little f means fake 🤥 😆

Exactly that's the perfect explanation of that f but keep have fun with this f as we will get this kind of chance never again.

F here can means many things like

Fun NFT
Fake NFT
Fu*K NFT

but the real meaning of fNft is Forum NFT

[ibminer]

Come on people... buy, buy, buy! .. need my BTC back. I messed up and spent it all.

Considering that Vod is the owner of BPIP, I assume he'd like to have his NFT. So, I offer @Vod, His NFT on the blockless blockchain for an incredibly cheap price of 5000 BTC.

BPIP changed ownership over a year ago!
Besides, Vod has NFCT's, I doubt he wants an fNFT.  

[virasog]

Starting to gather myself a nice little collection now. Still can’t sell the really low ranked ones though, even at seemingly rock bottom prices.

fnft hype is dying and therefore we are seeing many low bitcoin orders now. An hour before the minimum order seen was 20 btc and any order below was quickly eaten up. Now i can see many orders at 3 bitcoin too.

Soon, we will see a big sell wall at 1 bitcoin 

[gembitz]

I'M GLAD I BOUGHT INTO THE PRE-SALE!!   BUY BUY BUYYYYYYY!!!! *POUNDING THE TABLE*

[tokeweed]

Lol wtf.

[shahzadafzal]

The activity of this thread in 12 hours makes Wall Observer look like an inactive thread.

I was thinking same a while go. Thank you so much theymos for bringing little fun to this most dry land of Bitcointalk. I guess before this fNFTs only game people use play on bitcointalk was “Trust” game. It’s been hardcore since it’s lunch but I hope this fNFT will bring end to “Trust” Game.

I don’t know if fNFT this will stay or go away in future. But still it’s fun and I request let’s keep this running on its own. Of course if not costing or consuming too much resources of bitcointalk.

This April fool joke is much more fun then that scary KYC prank.

Bravo to those who helped Theymos bringing this up... I’m sure it’s not a one man job.

Hats off!!

[gmaxwell]

I'd like to draw your attention to Paredao-VI, an absolutely mint condition ultra-rare grade-VI Legendary token.  Paredao-VI's underlying is still active, in good standing, and is responsible for over 5000 posts to the forum.  As a Portuguese speaker token, Paredao-VI could be just the selection you need to add an exotic twist to your collection.  The signature campaign is factory original and adds a entrepreneurial charm which is the talk of the critics.

Paredao-VI is currently on offer and priced to at 1000 fBTC.  Pedigree paperwork by request, tours by appointment only.  Please do not disturb the occupants.


Edit: The Paredao-VI has been sold.

[Vlad2Vlad]

Long time.  Meow!


https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5327661.0

. 

[icopress]

People, I would like to draw your attention so that you do not look at the proposal made by gmaxwell, since my proposal is much more attractive.

- mezzomix-VI (411 BTC)
- philipma1957-VI (511 BTC)
- The Pharmacist-VI (799 BTC)
- Foxpup-V (4444 BTC)
- philipma1957-V (477 BTC)

Legendary Sale! ⚡ Buy two for the price of one! ⚡ Buy three and get the fourth for free!

[MFahad]

I'd like to draw your attention to Paredao-VI, an absolutely mint condition ultra-rare grade-VI Legendary token.  Paredao-VI's underlying is still active, in good standing, and is responsible for over 5000 posts to the forum.  As a Portuguese speaker token, Paredao-VI could be just the selection you need to add an exotic twist to your collection.  The signature campaign is factory original and adds a entrepreneurial charm which is the talk of the critics.

Paredao-VI is currently on offer and priced to at 1000 fBTC.  Pedigree paperwork by request, tours by appointment only.  Please do not disturb the occupants.

Got it.  Can't afford to miss this offer.
I got all in to get Paredao-VI  

[TheBeardedBaby]

There's a another great april fools game pulled by theymos.
Always trendy and made with a lot of humor and intelligence.
Thank you for the great time and fun once again.

[LFC_Bitcoin]

Some real gems here, get them whilst they’re hot

[Vlad2Vlad]

People, I would like to draw your attention so that you do not look at the proposal made by gmaxwell, since my proposal is much more attractive.

- mezzomix-VI (411 BTC)
- philipma1957-VI (511 BTC)
- The Pharmacist-VI (799 BTC)
- Foxpup-V (4444 BTC)
- philipma1957-V (477 BTC)

Legendary Sale! ⚡ Buy two for the price of one! ⚡ Buy three and get the fourth for free!

Looks like a total scam. 

[ibminer]

Edit: The Paredao-VI has been sold.

I'd like to call out gmaxwell on the obvious use of political forum power (or PFP^TM) to sell his NFTs. 

I'd bet if gmaxwell merely mentioned, in any of his posts, a listing for.. let's say.. a Dabs-V, at the cheap price of 6000BTC2500BTC (recently dropped!) in one of his posts, it would probably sell in less than an hour!   

[UmerIdrees]

Little Mouse NFTs are very rare and minted only one piece.

I have bought your NFT so now tell me what's benefits i will get buying this rare minted NFT ?  

Do you plan to sell more version of your rare NFTs  

[Vlad2Vlad]

There's a another great april fools game pulled by theymos.
Always trendy and made with a lot of humor and intelligence.
Thank you for the great time and fun once again.

For one measly btc I’m willing to publicly, and shamelessly kiss any OG ass right now.  

Thank you for the opportunity, big vern has made me a crypto street hoooker.  

[snipie]

Wonder know how many "Kings" are offered for sale in Bitcointalk right now? Bonaparte I anyone?

[Little Mouse]

I have bought your NFT so now tell me what's benefits i will get buying this rare minted NFT ?  

Do you plan to sell more version of your rare NFTs  

There's only one Little Mouse in bitcointalk forum and you own that one NFT, don't you think it’s rare?
Version 2 is loading like ETH 2.0

[irfan_pak10]

SELLINNGGG 

[UmerIdrees]

I have bought your NFT so now tell me what's benefits i will get buying this rare minted NFT ?  

Do you plan to sell more version of your rare NFTs  

There's only one Little Mouse in bitcointalk forum and you own that one NFT, don't you think it’s rare?
Version 2 is loading like ETH 2.0

Didn't knew that your minting speed is as slow as Vitalik  

SELLINNGGG 

Bought the cheapest version   

[PeaMine]

This is awesome, thanks all for working on this

[LFC_Bitcoin]

Somebody paid 7000 btc for some random dude called nanotube-I
What’s that all about?

[webtricks]

Somebody paid 7000 btc for some random dude called nanotube-I
What’s that all about?

Let me guess.....alt-job


Q. Who currently owns webtricks-III?

[phishead]

🃏

[LFC_Bitcoin]

Somebody paid 7000 btc for some random dude called nanotube-I
What’s that all about?

Let me guess.....alt-job

Profile link for nanotube - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;u=1268


Don’t wanna accuse anybody but....
I don’t see why anybody would pay 7000 btc for a ‘nobody’ Hero account called nanotube.

Maybe somebody is trying to manipulate themselves to the top of the ‘Richest users list’

It’s currently gmaxwell

[webtricks]

Somebody paid 7000 btc for some random dude called nanotube-I
What’s that all about?

Let me guess.....alt-job

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;u=1268


Don’t wanna accuse anybody but....

Ahm! He isn't a random dude then after all. I think Greg bought him,

[gmaxwell]

I don’t see why anybody would pay 7000 btc for a ‘nobody’ Hero account called nanotube.

Man, kids these days, no respect for their elders.

https://www.privateinternetaccess.com/blog/interview-with-nanotube-founder-of-the-bitcoin-otc-ircs-marketplace-on-bitcoin-multisigs-and-security/

Maybe somebody is trying to manipulate themselves to the top of the ‘Richest users list’

Aww yiss, motherfucking free markets!!!


A big part of why NFT's exist is specifically to enable stuff like this-- money pass transactions, illiquid trades booked at arbitrary values, etc.  This crap about art is really 90% cover for money laundering, graft, and pump and dumps.

Sure, it might be fun to spend a couple bucks on a digital title to some art, but the millions (even hundreds of millions)-- being directed at NFTs is driven by motivations far less simple and clean.

[s0lidus]

Looks like I've bought a load of crap. Gotta wait for next pump.

[LFC_Bitcoin]

Ahh sheeeiiittt

[WhyFhy]

I don’t see why anybody would pay 7000 btc for a ‘nobody’ Hero account called nanotube.

Man, kids these days, no respect for their elders.

https://www.privateinternetaccess.com/blog/interview-with-nanotube-founder-of-the-bitcoin-otc-ircs-marketplace-on-bitcoin-multisigs-and-security/

xD Anyone see any of Hals floating around?

[BobLawblaw]

Everything about this is more gay than my marriage to Rick.

Good job, Theymos.

Keep up the great work.

[Badmanthought]

I'm trading fNFT already, bought at lower price, sold at higher profits 

[AB de Royse777]

The worse April fool ever. The best one was ranking up one back in 2018.

You are a flop theymos :-D

[phishead]

🃏

[FIFA worldcup]

Somebody paid 7000 btc for some random dude called nanotube-I
What’s that all about?

Let me guess.....alt-job

Look like its not alt job but the Italian Job

Maybe somebody is trying to manipulate themselves to the top of the ‘Richest users list’

Never thought these alts army would be interested in anything which does not pay any real money. There is no monetary reward if you are in the richest user list.

[gembitz]

this chum really has some nerve capitolizing x copyminting thermouses nft ~jus sayin' :\ meh

===>



https://www.hicetnunc.xyz/objkt/19306

==========================

CAN SOMEONE BAN HIM PLEEEEZE? =\

[UmerIdrees]

The worse April fool ever. The best one was ranking up one back in 2018.

You are a flop theymos :-D

If that is the case then please sell your NFTs for the minimum price ( 1 BTC)  as i would love to have one of your NFT in my collection of assets.

I think there is a hidden message behind this April fool. Now we come to know why NFT in the real world are sold too high prices and soon everyone will realize they have bought something too expensive.

[skarais]

The craziest day in my active history on the bitcointalk.org forum was the day I was awarded 1000 btc by theymos just for buying a few NFT forum member to trade. Some users are getting rich today because they managed to sell their NFTs at high price. This April Fools' Day is truly decentralized as we are free to sell NFTs at any price we want. Good job from admin.

Of course it would be great if all the BTC owned by these users could be transferred to their respective mainnet wallet. 

Code:

Richest users:
gmaxwell: 7958 BTC
Foxpup: 7497 BTC
icopress: 6000 BTC
mprep: 5522 BTC
Karma24: 4484 BTC

[icopress]

So, on behalf of our auction house, I want to inform you that the last lot for today went on sale.
This exclusive NFT Foxpup-Λ was purchased for 3704 BTC and is now on sale with a 45% discount! Don't miss this opportunity!

• Foxpup-Λ, (2000 BTC) ^[Hot]

[bitmover]

Lol
I got The Pharmacist-VI for 50 BTC.
How much can I get in this? 5000 btc?

[AB de Royse777]

Up to 75% off only for next few hours!

Offer ends in:


I am selling on discount!
Buy now!
https://bitcointalk.org/fnft.php?buy

How to buy?
1. Send BTC to this address : 155Z69y6sFmMbJRvV4bdSRvn6ZXDLJ3v7i
2. Sign a message using the sending address to prove your ownership
PM me exclusively with the subject "Paid for NFT"

[o_e_l_e_o]

What if your wife buys it, that might get a bit awkward I imagine.

What would be more awkward would be her explaining to me why I am still going to work every day while she is sitting on 69420 bitcoin.

[Nico1994]

I have 2 fNFT! Can´t we exchange these for real money??? 

[DdmrDdmr]

<...>

Bitcoins?

[Review Master]

Lucky offer "Review Master - II" For 69 BTC 

[Nico1994]

<...>

Bitcoins?

Did someone sell these NFT for real Bitcoins?   

[phishead]

<...>

Bitcoins?

Did someone sell these NFT for real Bitcoins?   

🙄

[Nico1994]

<...>

Bitcoins?

Did someone sell these NFT for real Bitcoins?   

🙄

To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised. There are a lot of people selling a lot of these trash - NFT pieces on internet.

[StartupAnalyst]

This is the most generous offer I have received so far.
Well guys, who's got more to offer? 

[Karartma1]

how do I know who bought my nfts?
just curious

[Coin-1]

As I can see, the forum is now acting as an exchange. Yet another good joke from theymos. Since I am also a trader, I like this April Fool's day.

I had some number of airdropped "BTC", so I just bought someone's blue NFT listed for sale.

As far as I know, the current NFT craze and DeFi hype have more to do with Ethereum than Bitcoin. Nevertheless, I hope to gain a profit in "BTC". Have fun!

[gmaxwell]

I'd like to draw your attention to a Belgian masterwork currently available on the books, the Enigmatic "Pieter Wuille-I".

Works by original masters such as this are exquisitely rare, even when they take the form of apparently banal craft such as pencil sketches, ephemera, or -I NFTs.  There are only two Pieter Wuille NFT currently known to exist.  With a laboratory certified forum origin of December 2010, these works are among the oldest on record.  There literally isn't a single person in our community that hasn't been touched by this artist's works.

The better known "Pieter Wuille-II" recently sold for 8600 fBTC, a record not only for a -II grade work, but (if we assume an exchange rate of $58,000 USD to fBTC) the record price for sale of any artistic work at any point in history.  Pieter Wuille-II is available again, this time for an asking price of 9001 fBTC, and while widely regarded as a bargain at that price it is-- none the less-- a price beyond even the wildest dreams of most collectors.

Pieter Wuille-I, with an asking price of 1000 fBTC, is an accessible way to get a lesser-known Pieter Wuille into your collection before the market recognizes its true value.

Pieter Wuille-I is a mixed media work composed of roman concrete, quartz crystals, and alpaca socks.

Like its flashier sibling, Pieter Wuille-I has a timeless sensibility, unorthodox wit, and a disarming silent dignity than cannot truly be captured by its asking price.  Through a genius application of null space Pieter Wuille-I engages in transformative dialog with its surroundings.

The current owner of this NFT-- known to many only as "sipa"-- is sometimes considered reclusive, like the work itself.  Sipa intends to use the proceeds to fund an expedition to the moon.

[webtricks]

...

You are really enjoying it, aren't you?

[WhyFhy]

Well I gambled and lost

[suchmoon]

FML, I can't even lose money properly. I wanted to get down to 1 BTC (I don't think it's possible to make it 0) but miscalculated something and ended up with 3 BTC. Please someone list some shitnift for 3 BTC so that I can flip it to the bot for 1 BTC, TYVM.

[o_e_l_e_o]

FML, I can't even lose money properly. I wanted to get down to 1 BTC (I don't think it's possible to make it 0) but miscalculated something and ended up with 3 BTC. Please someone list some shitnift for 3 BTC so that I can flip it to the bot for 1 BTC, TYVM.

Done.

[StartupAnalyst]

FML, I can't even lose money properly. I wanted to get down to 1 BTC (I don't think it's possible to make it 0) but miscalculated something and ended up with 3 BTC. Please someone list some shitnift for 3 BTC so that I can flip it to the bot for 1 BTC, TYVM.

Good deal dude!  

[friends1980]

Now here's what I call fNFT alt abuse.

Where's that report button?

[bytcoin]

I bought 20 random fNTFs

[suchmoon]

Done.

Excellent, thank you.

You have 1 BTC.

999 BTC cap loss for my tax return.

[WhyFhy]

WhyFhy-I (2021 BTC) [DO NOT POST SESC LINKS[/b] ]Buy]

Does that buy button work?

[gmaxwell]

Does that buy button work?

No, it won't.  The link had a session cookie in it and the forum tries to stop you from leaking it.

[Quickseller]

This is the most generous offer I have received so far.
Well guys, who's got more to offer? 

I bet you could probably get actual BTC out of that NFT. You could list it at x000 BTC on the forum marketplace at a time your buyer knows it will be listed, and your buyer would send you actual BTC in exchange for you telling him when you will list the NFT

[joker_josue]

I sold one !!! I sold one !!! I won 50 ... 

Where am I going to spend now? Do you recommend any restuarants?

[nutildah]

A big part of why NFT's exist is specifically to enable stuff like this-- money pass transactions, illiquid trades booked at arbitrary values, etc.  This crap about art is really 90% cover for money laundering, graft, and pump and dumps.

This is one of the most common criticisms of NFTs, but is there actually any data to back it? I don't mess much with Ethereum-hosted NFTs as the data that makes them unique and gives them value is often stored on private servers (as opposed to decentralized ones), but the collectors I know who are into digital collectibles are in it for the value, and because they see potential in it. A far more realistic problem is people selling NFTs back and forth to themselves in order to create artificial value.

What's struck me as a touch ironic is that bitcoiners are criticizing NFTs for the exact same reasons nocoiners criticize bitcoin:

"Anybody can make one." ✓
"It's a bubble and a fad that will never catch on." ✓
"It's a highly illiquid market, or else it's all wash trading." ✓
"Its only used by money launderers and criminals." ✓

What am I forgetting?

[johhnyUA]

Hehe, Termos again do incredibly funny activity on 1st of April   Nice to see!

Will buy some NFT for myself  this will be cost x100 like jack dorsey's first tweet

And now I'm true NFT HODLER, he he. Just one problem that many of my random generated nft's is from some noname. This is funny that if i understand correctly, i can get any nft with some probability due to using "buy random nft".

I am not cheap.

But you don't cost for 21 million. Overprice  

[snipie]

I got scammed by the random link button and I am calling for a refund, in addition to the fine and the lawyer costs. Or we can settle the whole thing by the price of a pizza
Ok, this year is a little bit perplexing. Waiting for the next year

Edit:

Be quick and grab these hot deals on a hot vixen!

Fox season opened!

Edit 2:

-snip-

Breaking (Fox) news: First Fox caught.
Money laundering at its best. Still waiting my refund

[Foxpup]

2 HOURS TILL END OF APRIL FIRST FLASH SALE!

Everything must go!

🦊 Foxpup-VIII 🦊 reduced to BTC3000! The cheapest VIII currently on offer! SOLD!
🦊 Foxpup-VII 🦊 now BTC5637 and 🦊 Foxpup-VI 🦊 just BTC3760!
🦊 Foxpup-IV 🦊 for BTC1337! The same price that the popular Foxpup-II was originally sold for!
🦊 Foxpup-III 🦊 now just BTC710! That's right: mere triple digits! Never before has this fox been on offer so cheap! SOLD!

Be quick and grab these hot deals on a hot vixen!

[masulum]

well I think this is part of April Mop surprised given by our #1 admin. If this is new features, so that is good for everyone to buy or sell our nft's.

so, do you want to buy my "not important NFT"? 😂

[LTU_btc]

I just spent all my BTC to buy some NFT's from random people and it's pretty much worthless. Well, now I'm broke...
Never thought that spending 1000 BTC will be so easy. Almost $59 millions, Carl!

[Chikito]

🦊 Foxpup-VIII 🦊 reduced to BTC3000! The cheapest VIII currently on offer!

done 

[ibminer]

A sapta-IV staff fNFT at 3000 BTC.. and still no takers??   come on rich people.. stop being so damn stingy. lol  
nothing worse than a fBTC hodler!  

edit: I'm joking, of course, but seriously.. would it help if I told you possessing a staff fNFT could potentially unlock feelings of peace, love and happiness within yourselves? .. Just sayin .. it could be true. I feel it. 

[mikeywith]

🦊 Foxpup-III 🦊 now just BTC710! That's right: mere triple digits! Never before has this fox been on offer so cheap!

Shut up and take my BTC.

999 BTC cap loss for my tax return.

I wanted to get your VII but I am 9999000 BTC short.

[famososMuertos]

...//...:

Undoubtedly, you are the big winner of the Day, there are only two rarities above "X" and "XI" if you put a good price on it, you would end up as the richest in the game and therefore a millionaire thanks to Satoshi IX.

You accept 999 BTC+ ibminer-I +  Hhampuz-I

[BitcoinPenny]

You pulled a Hhampuz fNFT? Lucky you!

Chris @ TBPCo.

[StartupAnalyst]

...//...:

Undoubtedly, you are the big winner of the Day, there are only two rarities above "X" and "XI" if you put a good price on it, you would end up as the richest in the game and therefore a millionaire thanks to Satoshi IX.
 

I'm already the richest in this game because Satoshi with me!!!

You accept 999 BTC+ ibminer-I +  Hhampuz-I

I don't think Satoshi himself would approve this deal!  

[vapourminer]

will all trading info be made available in some common format (*.csv say) so i can calculate capitol gains (well probably losses) and such for tax purposes?

[BayAreaCoins]

will all trading info be made available in some common format (*.csv say) so i can calculate capitol gains (well probably losses) and such for tax purposes?

You'll need to buy that software for $400 I'd imagine.

[nullius]

Aww yiss, motherfucking free markets!!!


A big part of why NFT's exist is specifically to enable stuff like this-- money pass transactions, illiquid trades booked at arbitrary values, etc.  This crap about art is really 90% cover for money laundering, graft, and pump and dumps.

Sure, it might be fun to spend a couple bucks on a digital title to some art, but the millions (even hundreds of millions)-- being directed at NFTs is driven by motivations far less simple and clean.

Do you suppose that this doesn’t occur with physical artworks?  I reasonably suspect that it is the primary purpose of “modern art”, which requires zero talent to create:

• Have a brooding bipolar “artist” smear some random blobs of paint on a canvas—or throw some junk in a bin—or take a photograph of a urinal, or whatever.
• Pronouce it “modern art”.
• “Sell” it for $10 million between parties who want to transfer $10 million for other reasons.

If anybody ever questions this:  “You are unsophisticated.  You do not understand art.”

I point this out, because I disagree with the FUD with NFTs.  It is similar to the FUD with Bitcoin and so-called “money laundering”.  See also my prior post about this, which nutildah ripped off.

Yes, I have no doubt that Bitcoin is sometimes used for “money laundering”.  Far more “money laundering” is done with bags of cash, shell corporations, layering with front businesses, and most of all, insider connections at big banks (HSBC, JPMorgan Chase, ...).  Are you an old-school organized crime boss with a hundred million dollars to clean in a hurry?  You don’t use Bitcoin for that!  Instead, you call your banker.

Yes, artwork NFTs will probably be used for some “money laundering”.  But it will be a drop in the bucket compared to the monkey-business that already must exist in the art world.

Please, let us not ruin a good thing with Four Horsemen of the Cryptocalypse type of fearmongering.  Bitcoiners should know better than that!

NFTs have great potential as a technology.  They may sometimes be used for stupidity, just as Bitcoin has oft been used for stupendously idiotic “investments” (especially in the early days).  NFTs may sometimes be used for criminal activity, just as Bitcoin is sometimes used for criminal activity.  But ultimately, the good will outweigh the bad by orders of magnitude.

We will see that develop, if developers have the freedom to innovate without all the scare stories.  A generalized means of conveying non-fungible value could and should do for numerous use cases what Bitcoin has done for fungible value, i.e., money.

* nullius is now an avant-garde Neo-Dadaist offering a compact disc audiorecording of John Cage’s 4′33″ of silence which has been run through a Panasonic® microwave oven.  It is an artistic statement on the technological hermeneutics of the social-historical nexus between transgressive musical innovation, crass commercialism, and the never-ending existential quest for food by oppressed classes struggling under neoliberal-technocratic global capitalism.  It will be bought from the artist for $10,000 by a snobbish billionaire, who will “sell” it to another snobbish billionaire for $10,000,000.  If you do not appreciate this art, then you are an unsophisticated rube:  You do not understand art.  Art is best understood by snobbish billionaires who want to send each other money for undisclosed reasons.

Everyone in “crypto” should also be familiar with the Four Horsemen of the Cryptocalypse.  AFAIK/IIRC (?), the identification originated with The Cyphernomicon by Timothy C. May.

https://web.archive.org/web/20020727001417/http://www.cypherpunks.to/faq/cyphernomicron/chapter8.html#3

8.3.4. "How will privacy and anonymity be attacked?"

• the downsides just listed are often cited as a reason we can't have "anonymity"
• like so many other "computer hacker" items, as a tool for the "Four Horsemen": drug-dealers, money-launderers, terrorists, and pedophiles.

See also:  12. Digital Cash and Net Commerce.

R.I.P., T.  C. May (1951–2018).  If he had lived just a bit longer—perhaps he got lucky.

nutildah ripped off my writings without credit:

Nullian Original (archive.is) (archive.org)

Subject: [WO] NFTs are good!

Proof that NFT technology will succeed:  I see WOers slinging the exact same FUD against NFTs as has always been used against Bitcoin.  Let’s see just how much this technology will totally take over the world:

• “It’s a Ponzi.” ✔
• “The scarcity is artificial.  Anyone can make perfect copies of it.” ✔
• “Drug dealers will use it to launder money.” ✔
• “Those fools will be burned when it is shut down by regulators (SEC, et al.).”² ✔

I anticipate that as I keep reading WO posts about NFTs, I will be adding to this list...

Paraphrased plagiarism—replete with Unicode checkmarks paraphrased as different Unicode checkmarks (archive.is) (archive.org)

What's struck me as a touch ironic is that bitcoiners are criticizing NFTs for the exact same reasons nocoiners criticize bitcoin:

"Anybody can make one." ✓
"It's a bubble and a fad that will never catch on." ✓
"It's a highly illiquid market, or else it's all wash trading." ✓
"Its only used by money launderers and criminals." ✓

What am I forgetting?

That would get you expelled from any academic environment.

To me as an original thinker, it is discouraging:  Why should I contribute my original thoughts to this forum, so that nutildah can rip me off without even the slightest acknowledgment?  There is only one nullius.  nutildah’s unattributed paraphrase of my ideas is conceptually a half-step away from Faketoshi’s claim that he wrote the Bitcoin whitepaper.

(nutildah does get extra chutzpah points insofar as he pretends to have me ignore-listed.  Cue the plagiarism bingo card:  “We had similar thoughts, including even the placement of Unicode checkmarks!”)

I will report it on the plagiarism thread.  Edit:  Done.

[icopress]

👑 Royal Sale!

• 🦊 Foxpup-Λ (1 BTC)
• 😺 Lauda-II (1 BTC)
• 😺 Lauda-II (1 BTC)

Congratulations to the three lucky ones who managed to buy these exclusive lots!

[nutildah]

edit: rugpull'd. aww are u serious? Oh well, first one who wants this can have it for free, make your own NFT out of it.

Hot Off The Press:

It's the world's first animated Bitcointalk fNFT:

nutildah-V



Here's a link to the video file so you can witness it in its full 9.36 MB glory:

https://i.imgur.com/dmzUmpU.mp4

As with the others, the owner of this NFT has the rights to use this image however they see fit. But if you use it without owning it, I'm going to sue your balls off. My people are quite litigious I'm afraid.

Because I'm readily willing to put money above pride, I've reduced the price of this one-of-a-kind original by almost 40%, from 6969 to a never-before-seen low price of 4200.

Buy my NFTs and stop being poor today!

[WhyFhy]

awww its gone

welp was fun while it lasted!

[TryNinja]

Rug pulled once again... I was busy with my tool that sniped cheap NFTs.

I present you:

BitcoinTalk SuperNFTsniper v1!




Code and instructions: https://github.com/ninjastic/bitcointalk-superNFTsniper


FAQ:

Q: Why?
A: Why not?

[suchmoon]

will all trading info be made available in some common format (*.csv say) so i can calculate capitol gains (well probably losses) and such for tax purposes?

Here you go, don't be fooled by the lack of commas - this is valid CSV:

Code:

CAPITAL_GAIN_LOSS
0.00

[WhyFhy]

Rug pulled once again... I was busy with my tool that sniped cheap NFTs.

I present you:

BitcoinTalk SuperNFTsniper v1!




Code and instructions: https://github.com/ninjastic/bitcointalk-superNFTsniper


FAQ:

Q: Why?
A: Why not?

I saw you crank it up and started nibbling up 2 BTC ones there

[hornetsnest]

edit: rugpull'd. aww are u serious? Oh well, first one who wants this can have it for free, make your own NFT out of it.

Hot Off The Press:

It's the world's first animated Bitcointalk fNFT:

nutildah-V



Here's a link to the video file so you can witness it in its full 9.36 MB glory:

https://i.imgur.com/dmzUmpU.mp4

As with the others, the owner of this NFT has the rights to use this image however they see fit. But if you use it without owning it, I'm going to sue your balls off. My people are quite litigious I'm afraid.

Because I'm readily willing to put money above pride, I've reduced the price of this one-of-a-kind original by almost 40%, from 6969 to a never-before-seen low price of 4200.

Buy my NFTs and stop being poor today!

Love your work.Do you accept payment in Flappycoin?

[theymos]

This was to some degree inspired by ibminer's forum trading cards. How I envisioned it was basically like MTGox cards of different rarities. For every 365 activity (= "1 forum-activity-year") a user had, the system "designed" 1 distinct "card" for that user. Multiple copies of one card design could exist, just as there are multiple copies of the Black Lotus MTG card design in existence. The more activity a user had, the more distinct card designs would exist for them, each at a higher rarity. So if you had 2000 activity, there would be 5 distinct card designs of rarities I to V, each of which could have multiple copies in existence. A special exception was made for satoshi, who had 3 card designs at rarities IX, X, and XI even though he has 364 activity and would therefore normally have no card designs.

When you rolled for a random card, 99% of the time you would get a copy of a card design chosen randomly from all 30670 distinct card designs. But the vast majority of those are low-rarity, so to improve your chances a bit, 1% of the time you would instead get a random card design from all designs with rarity IV or above.

Unlike "real" NFTs, two copies of the same card design were in fact totally fungible, though in terms of scarcity I don't think that there's actually much real difference between how this works and how eg. NBA Top Shot or MTG work -- the issuer can still create as many copies of a card as they want.

I'm glad people enjoyed the game, and thanks to everyone who spent some time on it! It would've been pretty disappointing and boring if everyone had just gotten 20 random drops and then forgotten about it, but I was happy to see a lot of trading and collecting. I have zero interest in creating this myself, but I think that some people might actually enjoy a fully-fleshed-out, real NFT collectible system similar to how this worked. IMO any decent collectible system should incorporate some sort of art, though, even if the art is automatically-generated.

Hey, Theymos-- can we get some more stats?   Users with most trades, users with most V+ grade NFT's, users by sum total paid, and users by sum total sold would be amusing.

Trades weren't logged, unfortunately.

Here's a dump of the final balances and fNFT ownership:
https://bitcointalk.org/af2021.txt.xz

[nullius]

Per usual, you're a complete toolbox. My posts in this thread no longer count toward my campaign. Why the fuck would I plagiarize you? I consider myself to be a better writer than you -- people who favor clarity and concision over ego-laden ramblings might occasionally agree with me. Good luck on your quest to get me banned.

Shameless ripoff is shameless.

[WhyFhy]

This was really cool , hopefully something like it gets permanently deployed for shits n giggles. Marketplace and all.
It helped me to learn a few things too as far as socioeconomics of users within the boards. Pretty interesting stuff.

[Foxpup]

You have 11707 BTC. Aren't you lucky!

The time-honoured strategy of selling oneself for quick cash pays off for everyone's favourite foxy merit fNFT whore! So, what do I win? Aside from a very long night in the foxhole to "redeem" everyone's tokens...

johan11, Mauser, DroomieChikito (🦊 Foxpup-VIII 🦊 hodlers*), lcharles123 (🦊 Foxpup-V 🦊), mikeywith (🦊 Foxpup-III 🦊), LoyceV (🦊 Foxpup-II 🦊), and DdmrDdmr (🦊 Foxpup-I 🦊), please form an orderly line - no shoving (at least until you're in the foxhole).

*I thought these were supposed to be rare?

[nutildah]

Anyway, congrats to Foxpup. Definitely reaped the benefits of some successful branding. Here's the top 20 by end fBTC total:

Username	User ID	End fBTC
Foxpup	55384	11707
gmaxwell	11425	9989
mprep	51173	6271
sabotag3x	846936	5729
Karma24	2931165	4484
theymos	35	4064
philipma1957	64507	3945
nutildah	317618	3556
Elwar	554	3542
bL4nkcode	765632	3261
Bitinity	449846	3081
trendcoin	1367217	3000
hahay	359658	2930
Dabs	54791	2673
sapta	347141	2650
Stunna	81292	2450
FinneysTrueVision	2434463	2100
mole0815	1424178	1935
yxt	23810	1890
tg88	1112094	1888

[gmaxwell]

Rug pulled once again... I was busy with my tool that sniped cheap NFTs.

Did you ever try it?   Did it get any or did my NFT sniping shell script one liner always beat it to the punch?  

Mine would have collected more if it hadn't had a bug for a while where it accidentally bought the item on the line ABOVE the good deal. DOH.

Theymos, thanks for the absolutely great fun!

I regret that I was asleep across the end so I didn't get a chance to liquidate more of my positions.  With the help of friends I got pretty far ahead without selling too much of myself!

IMO any decent collectible system should incorporate some sort of art, though,

But I thought the real lesson here was that the art was inside you the whole time?!?!

[BitcoinPenny]

But I thought the real lesson here was that the art was inside you the whole time?!?!

LMAO Well played.

[TryNinja]

Did you ever try it?   Did it get any or did my NFT sniping shell script one liner always beat it to the punch?  

I knew someone was up to something when I saw the bot suddenly missing many buys.

You costed me, among some of the finest arts, the Lauda-II for 2 BTC. I could have resold that for at least three fiddy.

[icopress]

Here's the top 20 by end fBTC total:

This is not entirely true, 4 out of the 10 most expensive lots were sold by me, but a few minutes before the end of the trading I got involved in charity, having spent 6,000 BTC on this good deed and arranged a lottery (by distributing three unique lots). To summarize, it would be clever to say that I am rightfully ranked III in the list of the most skillful speculators ^{[9704 BTC]}, not to mention that I own the rights to the most expensive and exclusive lot from the 🦊Fox***🔞 series.

^{👑 Royal Sale! Congratulations to the three lucky ones who managed to buy these exclusive lots!}

• 🦊 Foxpup-Λ (1 BTC)
• 😺 Lauda-II (1 BTC)
• 😺 Lauda-II (1 BTC)

[ibminer]

Thanks for the honorable mention theymos.

This was fun, I liked that it felt more interactive this year. I regret spending all my fBTC too early before a lot of the listings came out.. then I got stuck trying to get rid of the one's I bought. IIWII. Fun nonetheless!

[nutildah]

Here are the "Top Bitcointalk fNFT Brands"... the top 25 members by total sales of NFTs made of that member:

Member	Total NFT Sales
sabotag3x	16165
theymos	10654
Pieter Wuille	8600
nanotube	7800
mprep	7667
Matt Corallo	7000
teeGUMES	6247
LoyceV	6192
lcharles123	6179
EFS	5995
LFC_Bitcoin	5639
Silberman	5455
DroomieChikito	5363
DdmrDdmr	4636
janggernaut	4577
BayAreaCoins	4576
JayJuanGee	4294
hahay	3980
Jawhead999	3728
gmaxwell	3650
NeuroticFish	3647
Mauser	3461
coblee	3389
geophphreigh	3375
fillippone	3281

Wonder if that includes my coblee-III or not.

[Silberman]

Here are the "Top Bitcointalk fNFT Brands"... the top 25 members by total sales of NFTs made of that member:

...

Wonder if that includes my coblee-III or not.

Wait a second, do you mean I sold fNFTs I had worth 5455 BTC? I just set some stuff for sale and then forgot about it and now I can not even spend it , this is just like all of those holders which forgot they had coins only to remember too late and lose any chance to recover them.

Damn, that was enough for 109 rolls to try to get the shiny pokémon satoshi fNFT.

[cabalism13]

Anyway, congrats to Foxpup. Definitely reaped the benefits of some successful branding. Here's the top 20 by end fBTC total:

...list...

Damn, it ended just like that, I didn't  even make sales... seems like I'm still worthless 😭
The event was not that good for me(jk)  Just I do hope we were able to withdraw that BTC 🤣

[bL4nkcode]

Anyway, congrats to Foxpup. Definitely reaped the benefits of some successful branding. Here's the top 20 by end fBTC total:

[/table]

Now, please theymos enable the withdraw button for us to spend this.

[Little Mouse]

I'm glad people enjoyed the game, and thanks to everyone who spent some time on it! It would've been pretty disappointing and boring if everyone had just gotten 20 random drops and then forgotten about it, but I was happy to see a lot of trading and collecting. I have zero interest in creating this myself, but I think that some people might actually enjoy a fully-fleshed-out, real NFT collectible system similar to how this worked. IMO any decent collectible system should incorporate some sort of art, though, even if the art is automatically-generated.

I don't know who enjoyed it how much but personally I really enjoyed.
When I have started, I have purchased 2 NFTs which were listed for sale @50 BTC each and sold them for 500 BTC which. I wanted to collect big amount at the end of the day and that's why I have put rest of my NFTs at sale with lower price 
This is a great fun anyway.

[nakamura12]

I don't know who enjoyed it how much but personally I really enjoyed.
When I have started, I have purchased 2 NFTs which were listed for sale @50 BTC each and sold them for 500 BTC which. I wanted to collect big amount at the end of the day and that's why I have put rest of my NFTs at sale with lower price 
This is a great fun anyway.

Well, I surely enjoyed the event even though it ended now but the fun and humor of it is good and it made me laugh, feel being rich, think of donating some of the fbtc like it was real. Before April fool's day event is going to happen I am thinking what would theymos have in mind but in the end I enjoyed a lot.

[nullius]

This was an amusing April Fools’ joke; theymos has a knack for those.  But I have been laughing with it, not at it.

The people who laugh and sneer at NFTs are like people who laughed and sneered at Bitcoin in 2010.

Myself, I look forward to the day when I will send you a bitcoin in exchange for an NFT of a house.  I don’t mean a “virtual world” house.  I mean a real house, the legal title to a house:  An NFT minted by your local government to represent title to a certain parcel of land with all improvements thereupon.

The swap will be done atomically—either on Bitcoin with RGB/Spectrum, or with cross-chain atomic swaps.  If implemented properly, it will be incomparably more secure than a system of notaries public, lawyers, recording clerks, and title agencies; and it will replace all of these functions with something better.  “Closing of title” will consist of your cryptographic digital signature (“Not your keys, not your house!”), a tx broadcast, and some blockchain confirmations.

Laugh it up while you can.  —While some of the high-profile uses for NFTs are laughable.  —While it is still early.  NFTs will take over the world.  And you had better make it a fancy house—because the stupid legacy systems have institutional inertia; by the time we do the bitcoin-for-house swap, a whole bitcoin will be worth at least a few million dollars.

No, I am not buying into some hot new fad.  To the contrary.  In the 90s, when many readers of this thread were not yet born, cypherpunks were discussing the potential application of cryptography to some of the uses cases just now starting to be solved in practice.  I have been awaiting this for a quarter-century, and it is beginning to happen!

A generalized means of conveying non-fungible value could and should do for numerous use cases what Bitcoin has done for fungible value, i.e., money.

Strong cryptography makes life better.

Through PGP, I apply cryptography to my e-mail.

Through Bitcoin, I apply cryptography to my money.  PGP doesn’t get jealous, because Bitcoin is not encrypted e-mail.  Obviously.

Through NFTs, I will apply cryptography to numerous use cases which would take a very long post to list, let alone to describe.  —To things that are not money, just as Bitcoin is not e-mail.

And get this:  NFTs are not in competition with Bitcoin!

If NFTs run on Bitcoin via RGB/Spectrum or similar technology, then obviously, there is no competition at all.  If NFTs run on another chain, then that other chain may be a competitor to Bitcoin—or it may be complementary, insofar as Bitcoin keeps its focus on being the most secure, most decentralized money ever invented; I have always been suspicious of proposals which may compromise that focus.  I think that it is too early to predict how all this will play out—other than to note that Ethereum is a dumpster fire, and the future of NFTs will probably be a competitor to Ethereum.

All that being said, just remember:

Now, don’t you dare accuse me of being “bullish on NFTs”, or some such nonsense.  Again, duh:  NFTs are non-fungible.  To say, “Buy NFTs!” is like saying, “Buy stuff!”  Well, what stuff?  Some stuff is valuable; other stuff is not.

There is no such thing as “investing in NFTs”.  Perhaps an NFT platform may make a good investment—perhaps not; that is a question of whether a particular business which applies a technology will be a successful business.  Whereas the general, non-specific notion of “investing in NFTs” does not even make sense!  Which NFTs?  This is the meaning of “non-fungible”!

[sabotag3x]

Here are the "Top Bitcointalk fNFT Brands"... the top 25 members by total sales of NFTs made of that member:

Member	Total NFT Sales
sabotag3x	16165

As you can see I spent the whole day playing.. and had a lot of fun..

I always enjoy these april fools, this one was even better because we were able to interact..

Thanks for that @theymos!

[mole0815]

It was very funny. Too bad I didn't realize that there is no point in collecting the good fNFT - selling would have been better to get an even better ranking. Well, next time I will know.

Thanks for the action theymos. And as we know you only did it to collect a lot of merits again

[DdmrDdmr]

Just a quick dashboard to view the content of the published file in an easier manner:
April Fools Day fNFT Dashboard

Nothing fancy, and I haven’t got much time to improve it right now (i.e. use only one single filter for all sections). Simply clear and adjust the filters on the right hand side. Each filter corresponds to one of the data tables on the left (BTC balance, Member fNFTs owned by, Member fNFT owned).

[EFS]

Thanks for the fun event theymos. Thanks for the idea Cyrus.

[gmaxwell]

Nullius,

There is perhaps something a bit unhinged about talking some LOL April first thing and turning it into some argument about how wonderful NFTs are.

Maybe you should consider that this massive insecurity you seem to be showing is a sign that you know or fear deep down that it's not all it's hyped up to be.   Most criticism in the world is right and repeating that sometimes similar sounding criticism was wrong -- doesn't change this.

In any case, if you want to work yourself into a foam about some grand idea that I think is a bunch of hokum-- knock yourself out!  People get off on all kinds of weird stuff, ... whips, chains, dressing up as sexualized foxes---- who am I to judge?  I suppose blockchain fetishism is no different.

Maybe I'm right, maybe I'm wrong-- it's not really anyone's concern but mine one way or the other.

Some here, however, may find it eye opening that I was able to simply paint the list of highest priced fNFT to list whatever I wanted it to list.  (I contemplated trading merit for the service of making other people's NFT's very "valuable", but I didn't want to irritate theymos. )

Had Theymos had a tracker for total value transacted up or transaction volume, I could have painted those just as easily.  The same applies to other systems, not just joke ones. You can't credibly do this with liquid fungible assets: I couldn't make everyone think the price of BTC was $10m/BTC today or whatever.  Non-fungibility is not very compatible with transparent market pricing.  Does that mean that the idea is useless? No (at least not for that reason ) -- but it's something people should keep in mind.  A lot of the liberating power of markets depends on the general fungiblity of commodity goods.

The same issues exist in other systems but the actors have a lot of incentive to not be particularly frank about them, in that sense this joke system was extremely liberating.

[vapourminer]

Wait a second, do you mean I sold fNFTs I had worth 5455 BTC? I just set some stuff for sale and then forgot about it and now I can not even spend it , this is just like all of those holders which forgot they had coins only to remember too late and lose any chance to recover them.

Damn, it ended just like that, I didn't  even make sales... seems like I'm still worthless
The event was not that good for me(jk)  Just I do hope we were able to withdraw that BTC

i smell an exit scam!!!

edit: lost my Cyrus-IV too. 1 of only 3 known to exist. 

[ImThour]

Wait, so my 1000 BTCs worth fNFTs are gone? 

[vapourminer]

Wait, so my 1000 BTCs worth fNFTs are gone? 

yup. one class action lawsuit, coming up

25 years from now we will be rich again! well, maybe our lawyers anyway

[joker_josue]

Wait, so my 1000 BTCs worth fNFTs are gone? 

yup. one class action lawsuit, coming up

25 years from now we will be rich again! well, maybe our lawyers anyway

I think that this was all a big plot, to weaken the expense of forum users! 

[cabalism13]

Wait a second, do you mean I sold fNFTs I had worth 5455 BTC? I just set some stuff for sale and then forgot about it and now I can not even spend it , this is just like all of those holders which forgot they had coins only to remember too late and lose any chance to recover them.

Damn, it ended just like that, I didn't  even make sales... seems like I'm still worthless 😭
The event was not that good for me(jk)  Just I do hope we were able to withdraw that BTC 🤣

i smell an exit scam!!!
edit: lost my cyrus fNFT too

You don't smell it, you already saw it! This was an indeed an exit scam of Theymos! Could have been a billionaire now with that NFTs 😅 I do hope the beings on the Foxholes are still alright after the big lost they had and after that being on Top 1 on Sales and Holds. LoL.
Maybe next time it would be better if we can hold the events for a week even though it says only a 'day'

[joker_josue]

Maybe next time it would be better if we can hold the events for a week even though it says only a 'day'

One week?
This will only bring more profit, for the corrupt who rob our beloved NTFs of the forum. 

[nullius]

Nullian prediction:  NFTs will disrupt the copyright mafia, by creating new business models that respect the rights of both content creators and content consumers.  In the course of time, NFTs will make copyright economically irrelevant.

I have not seen anyone else mention that.  It is my own original thought, or at least my independent thought.  And I have spent a lot of time thinking about this.

The Internet has been wracked with copyright wars for over two decades.  Where are we now?  After years of “fix your business model!”, the copyright mafia said, “OK!”  Bittorrent is being replaced by Netflix, Spotify, Amazon Prime, Apple Store, et al.—and EME makes it infeasible to build an independent web browser.  The copyright mafia is winning.

I am a content creator.  As you may have noticed, I am quite protective of the integrity of my work.  But I hate copyright; I do not want any legalistic prevention of the mere copying of my own work.  (Consider my forum posts to be public domain, like Shakespeare.  No, you are not allowed to plagiarise Shakespeare.)  —But—well, ideally, I would like to get paid.

NFTs will solve the copyright problem, because they create digital scarcity without restrictions on the mere copying of content.  This the solution that people on both sides of the copyright wars have been seeking for two decades.  This will be the foundation for new business models that you probably do not foresee.  Just wait...

Nullius,

There is perhaps something a bit unhinged about talking some LOL April first thing and turning it into some argument about how wonderful NFTs are.

That is an incorrect characterization of what occurred here.

For about the first 12 hours of this thread, I played along with the game.  I made at least a full page worth of posts about the game—either commenting on it, or playing along with it.  (Some of those posts are now deleted for nonobvious reasons; but they are all in various archives.)

When I later returned, I discovered that someone had raised the spectre of “money laundering” in a way that I would expect from 2013-era (or even current-year) mass-media articles about Bitcoin.  You wouldn’t be surprised at my reaction to seeing that same nonsense tossed at Bitcoin, CoinJoin, CoinSwap, mixers, Lightning (although it seems that only Craig Wright is paranoid about Blockstream helping drug dealers launder money off-chain in Lightning—anyone else?), Tor, or PGP.

—By the way, what would your reaction be if someone alleged (quite incorrectly!) that CoinJoin is “is really 90% cover for money laundering, graft, and pump and dumps”?

After the game was over, that line of thought converged with another.  I dislike purely negative arguments.  X is not bad is weak.  Thus, I added something positive:  X is good!  As, indeed, it is.  Aren’t you, of all people, at least a little bit intrigued by my above sketch of how NFTs could make copyright economically irrelevant?  —My prior post already mentioned some applications which should interest anyone who has ever been a party to a real estate transaction.

Maybe you should consider that this massive insecurity you seem to be showing is a sign that you know or fear deep down that it's not all it's hyped up to be.

In my experience, when somebody replies to a rational argument with ad hominem armchair psychoanalysis whilst avoiding the substance, it means that that person is losing an argument.

Whereas based on your suggestion, I realize that maybe you should consider that (cough) some Bitcoiners have a massive insecurity about seeing other applications of similar technologies.  

Most criticism in the world is right [...]

Indeed:  Most criticism in the world is right.  Please apply that principle my criticism of bog-standard Four Horsemen FUD about “money laundering”.

[...] and repeating that sometimes similar sounding criticism was wrong -- doesn't change this.

Care to address the substance of what I said, beyond some general observations that I address below about non-fungible, non-commodity assets of any kind?

In any case, if you want to work yourself into a foam about some grand idea that I think is a bunch of hokum-- knock yourself out!  People get off on all kinds of weird stuff, ... whips, chains, dressing up as sexualized foxes---- who am I to judge?  I suppose blockchain fetishism is no different.

This is the key point.  I will put it in technical terms, without the trigger word “blockchain”.

Do you see any practical use cases for applying a trustless (or at least, trust-reduced), Byzantine fault-tolerant distributed consensus protocol for globally resolving the state of non-monetary asset ownership, and facilitating the transfer thereof between mutually untrusting parties without risk of double-transfer?

If you think that my positive answer to that question constitutes a “fetish”, then—sorry, but not sorry:  I will not waste my time with that.  Though I will admit that I have a Bitcoin sexual fetish—indeed, I invented the concept of a Bitcoin sexual fetish.  Specifically, a Bitcoin fetish.  At odd times, I have made various posts about this; e.g., recently:

Fuck merits.  I’m a merit whale.  And what is a forum merit worth?  Fuck merits—I want bitcoins!  Preferably all of them.  For I have a sexual fetish for bitcoins.  It thrills me to hold them.  Days and nights and in the wee hours of the morning, I find myself staring at my UTXOs on the blockchain, ogling them, mesmerized by their beauty...  If you send me your bitcoins, then I will take them away to a secret place where I will hodl them and cherish them and perform with them erotic crypto-rites involving the deflowering of virgins beneath the full moon.  Yes, MOON.  BITCOINS.  ME.  HODDDDDDLLLLLLLLLLLL..... mmmmm...

My puns about elliptic curves were first seen in 2018; they even have an old thread in Off-Topic.  (Several threads; I don’t want to link to the others.)

Maybe I'm right, maybe I'm wrong-- it's not really anyone's concern but mine one way or the other.

Publishing your thoughts on a public forum is a means to concern others with them.

Some here, however, may find it eye opening that I was able to simply paint the list of highest priced fNFT to list whatever I wanted it to list.

I never denied that the current markets in NFTs are rife with large amounts of pure, unadulterated bullshit.  Indeed, I acknowledged that—as I acknowledged that early use of Bitcoin (including on this forum) was rife with bullshit.  On that particular point, much of the early criticism of Bitcoin’s community was right—albeit shortsighted; and much of that criticism was made by very smart people who, for whatever reason, just could not see what Bitcoin would become in the future.

You were one of the people who did see it—to the extent that together with a few others, you yourself devoted a terrific effort to refactoring Satoshi’s... *ahem*, less-than-ideal codebase into a software engineering masterpiece.  Something suitable for more than toy money.  The implementation of a network that can safely, securely handle a trillion dollars in value—to begin with.

Would you have spent the effort, if you didn’t look beyond all the early Ponzis, pyramid schemes, scams, hype, etc.?  Not to mention the early use of Bitcoin for a notorious drug market—

Aww yiss, motherfucking free markets!!!

(I contemplated trading merit for the service of making other people's NFT's very "valuable", but I didn't want to irritate theymos. )

I actually tried that.  Fun game, eh?  LOL.

As an empirical experiment in forum shitcoin economics, let’s use one forum token to screw with another. [...]  I myself think that this is a bad idea; however, someone will do it, so I may as well be the first.

Had Theymos had a tracker for total value transacted up or transaction volume, I could have painted those just as easily.  The same applies to other systems, not just joke ones. You can't credibly do this with liquid fungible assets: I couldn't make everyone think the price of BTC was $10m/BTC today or whatever.

Tell that to all the small-cap altcoiners who do exactly that, even with at least a moderately liquid order book.  Market manipulation is a thing.

Non-fungibility is not very compatible with transparent market pricing.  Does that mean that the idea is useless? No (at least not for that reason ) -- but it's something people should keep in mind.  A lot of the liberating power of markets depends on the general fungiblity of commodity goods.

The same issues exist in other systems but the actors have a lot of incentive to not be particularly frank about them, in that sense this joke system was extremely liberating.

That unavoidably reduces to a general criticism of non-fungible, and even non-commodity goods of every kind.  —Including non-fungible physical goods, i.e., most things which actually exist in this world.  I don’t buy it.

I think that the problem here is a common confusion:  Perceiving an NFT as a thing.  An NFT is not a thing in itself.  It is an abstraction of ownership of a particular instance of a thing.  The thing itself may be of most any nature whatsoever, virtual or physical—just as long as particular instances of the thing can be distinguished from each other (or there is only one instance).

The hype about “investing in NFTs” commits the same error; as I pointed out, the concept is nonsensical.  It is like saying, “Invest in ownership of title!”—title to what?

Edit:  Fixed typos, and made some small tweaks to phrasing.

[mole0815]

Too bad it was only one day. Luckily I took a screenshot before the fNFTs disappeared.



Haters would say it's fake

[NotATether]

I'm glad people enjoyed the game, and thanks to everyone who spent some time on it! It would've been pretty disappointing and boring if everyone had just gotten 20 random drops and then forgotten about it, but I was happy to see a lot of trading and collecting. I have zero interest in creating this myself, but I think that some people might actually enjoy a fully-fleshed-out, real NFT collectible system similar to how this worked. IMO any decent collectible system should incorporate some sort of art, though, even if the art is automatically-generated.

Say...

You just gave me an idea about hosting an fNFT trading card MMO site. Doesn't sound like a bad idea to me.  

It would look even better with ibminer's trading cards which I'm eagerly waiting for.

[ImThour]

Too bad it was only one day. Luckily I took a screenshot before the fNFTs disappeared.



Haters would say it's fake

not a hater but the photoshop is bad bro.
I got something for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lri24Cpwswo

Haters will say it's a bad advice 

[dishku]

Finally everyone landed back to the earth from yesterday's mission Mars flight. It was great fun on 1st of April and it made me feel like a super hero who can buy what he want but again restored to normal life. 

[JohnBitCo]

Maybe next time it would be better if we can hold the events for a week even though it says only a 'day'

One week?
This will only bring more profit, for the corrupt who rob our beloved NTFs of the forum.  

Too bad it was only one day. Luckily I took a screenshot before the fNFTs disappeared.

This should be no surprise as i already predicted to the exact millisecond that this will end on 2nd April.    

Exactly as i predicted  

Don't think it will last for more than 24 hours because as always everything will be back to normal as soon as its hits 2nd April.

[NeuroticFish]

that this will end on 2nd April.    

This made it so fun and so successful.
Else I expect people would have been more careful. I would have certainly been more careful with the money  (oh, so many BTC...)

[eddie13]

Aww yiss, motherfucking free markets!!!


A big part of why NFT's exist is specifically to enable stuff like this-- money pass transactions, illiquid trades booked at arbitrary values, etc.  This crap about art is really 90% cover for money laundering, graft, and pump and dumps.

Sure, it might be fun to spend a couple bucks on a digital title to some art, but the millions (even hundreds of millions)-- being directed at NFTs is driven by motivations far less simple and clean.

Do you suppose that this doesn’t occur with physical artworks?  I reasonably suspect that it is the primary purpose of “modern art”, which requires zero talent to create:

• Have a brooding bipolar “artist” smear some random blobs of paint on a canvas—or throw some junk in a bin—or take a photograph of a urinal, or whatever.
• Pronouce it “modern art”.
• “Sell” it for $10 million between parties who want to transfer $10 million for other reasons.

If anybody ever questions this:  “You are unsophisticated.  You do not understand art.”

I point this out, because I disagree with the FUD with NFTs.  It is similar to the FUD with Bitcoin and so-called “money laundering”.  See also my prior post about this, which nutildah ripped off.

Yes, I have no doubt that Bitcoin is sometimes used for “money laundering”.  Far more “money laundering” is done with bags of cash, shell corporations, layering with front businesses, and most of all, insider connections at big banks (HSBC, JPMorgan Chase, ...).  Are you an old-school organized crime boss with a hundred million dollars to clean in a hurry?  You don’t use Bitcoin for that!  Instead, you call your banker.

Yes, artwork NFTs will probably be used for some “money laundering”.  But it will be a drop in the bucket compared to the monkey-business that already must exist in the art world.

Please, let us not ruin a good thing with Four Horsemen of the Cryptocalypse type of fearmongering.  Bitcoiners should know better than that!

Money laundering is bad mmkay..
Right?

Straight to hell with those evil pricks for trying to hide their wealth from their totally not tyrannical governments..
Burn em at the stake..

[Imran232]

I don't know guys how much you enjoy it personally i enjoy it soo much. From my 1000 BTC i bought my life first nft which was v5 nft worth 1000 BTC then i list it for 5000 BTC. But bad luck before i track my sell you vanish the nft market. But truely guys this gives us some fun. And for them who thought that they can withdraw the BTC balance lol. Overall my experience on this nft market with bitcointalk forum 10/10 Enjoying. I miss you nft. And also i will miss my 1000 BTC balance which gives me a kick. Thanks for a wonderful experience-able day in forum.

[KryptoKings]

Wait, so my 1000 BTCs worth fNFTs are gone? 

yup. one class action lawsuit, coming up

25 years from now we will be rich again! well, maybe our lawyers anyway

Oh no please Thymos bring back us our fnft. I was so happy that I had 1000 btc and few valuable fnfts in my name.
Alas good things do not last long. I wish I had taken screenshot of my profile with those fnfts names showing
Feeling devasted

[sheenshane]

Too bad it was only one day. Luckily I took a screenshot before the fNFTs disappeared.

Great! 
You took a screenshot before the fNFTs disappeared.  I wasn't able to capture a screenshot yesterday because I'm so busy and I'm thinking yesterday but I found out that it's too late, it's already disappeared.

Please allow me to use this image on my compilation thread in all April Fools prank of theymos.

Thank you.

[mole0815]

Please allow me to use this image on my compilation thread in all April Fools prank of theymos.

Thank you.

Sure. Feel free to use the image.
Glad if I can be part of your compilation thread with it

[JohnBitCo]

that this will end on 2nd April.    

This made it so fun and so successful.
Else I expect people would have been more careful. I would have certainly been more careful with the money  (oh, so many BTC...)

Only careful with bitcoin ?
If it was in real 1000 btc i would not have spend a single bitcoin on the NFTs as bitcoin is here to stay and NFT will vanish one day. 

[Jet Cash]

Well it helped me to distribute some non-fungible merits. I wish I had been able to spend a bit more time with the system.

[jamyr]

that this will end on 2nd April.    

This made it so fun and so successful.
Else I expect people would have been more careful. I would have certainly been more careful with the money  (oh, so many BTC...)

Even if it ended already, this indeed was something I can be proud of.
I can say that I have bought a part of you for 1000BTC ~
xD

[FIFA worldcup]

Although we enjoyed a lot on this NFT day but did anyone miss Lauda on this event ?
The cats NFTs are in demand and could be the most worthy ones to buy 

[BayAreaCoins]

Although we enjoyed a lot on this NFT day but did anyone miss Lauda on this event ?

No.

The cats NFTs are in demand and could be the most worthy ones to buy 

brb while I kill myself

[NeuroticFish]

Even if it ended already, this indeed was something I can be proud of.
I can say that I have bought a part of you for 1000BTC ~
xD

I am pretty much surprised that anybody found interesting to buy my fNFTs, even if it was for airdropped fake bitcoins.    [I guess that I have to work a bit more on my self esteem.]
So you made my day nicer and I thank you for that.

[darklus123]

I'm glad I came back 3 days after this post. I ( still click it tho ) should have come back to the forum a month later fck

[nullius]

eddie13, it’s good that you saw one of the best and most important posts that I have ever made on this forum.  I hope that you didn’t miss my point; it seems that everyone else did, and gmaxwell avoided it.  You could probably discern my opinion of “money laundering” from my older post that I linked about “so-called ‘money laundering’”, plus the use of scare quotes; whereas the real issue hereby is the use of “money laundering” as a weapon for FUD, fearmongering, and negative hype.

To accuse NFTs of being “really 90% cover for money laundering” is worse than a foolish shitpost:  It is unethical.  My gut reaction to that post was a long string of profanities, although I tried to keep my public responses reasonably professional.  For in the realm of anything related to cryptography, vague broad-brush smears accusing others of “money laundering” is like dumping radioactive waste into the yard of someone whom you happen to dislike for whatever reason.  It is a dirty-bomb for public relations.

Why would he do that?  The more that I analyse it, the clearer it is that he was defensively projecting his own issues when he spoke about “massive insecurity” and “blockchain fetishism”.  I am not insecure; and I am the last person in the world who could be accused of “blockchain fetishism”.  I have a solid history of explaining in technically precise terms what the blockchain is and is not good for; and it’s just dumb to suggest that the blockchain is good for fungible but not non-fungible assets, insofar as the use cases of “financial ledger” and “chain of title” are almost indistinguishable in terms of their respective requirements and security models.  Whereas it seems that gmaxwell got triggered by the word “blockchain”.  Perhaps he suffers post-traumatic stress from the Fork Wars and/or the ICO Plague; I sympathize with that, but it’s no excuse for lobbing a dirty-bomb into your neighbour’s yard.

To put things in proper perspective without potentially inviting blowback to a leading Bitcoin developer who is a genius at inventing methods to conceal the source and destination of funds, I reframed the discourse around something which is too big and too powerful to be vulnerable:  “Modern art”.  I claim as fact that >99% of all “modern art” is a cover for “money laundering”.  This is well-known in some circles; I am far from being the first to observe it.

My purpose hereby is to tell people who are worried about “money laundering” to go slay a dragon, rather than stomping on an innocent little mouse.

PSA:  If you really want to stop “money laundering”, then you need to ban “modern art”.  This will have the ancillary benefit of making the world less ugly.  Eh, well, good luck with that.  Write to your Congressthingie, and don’t forget to vote!  🐑

Although we enjoyed a lot on this NFT day but did anyone miss Lauda on this event ?

As a matter of readily ascertainable historical fact, yes.  😿  Straight from Page 1, posted about 37 minutes after the joke thread began:

Lauda has no NFTs.  😿

Of course, I would check.  My intent had been to dump mprep-III at its current low, low price so that I could buy a Kitty.

Edit:  Of course, that makes no sense.  Same problem as with satoshi.  But none of this makes sense. 

How is it that NFTs are being traded for some users who have not logged in for a long time?  The users themselves cannot list them.  Thus, their NFTs are being passed around like cheap whores without their consent.  theymos, prepare to be sued for intellectual property violation!

Although we enjoyed a lot on this NFT day but did anyone miss Lauda on this event ?

No.

The cats NFTs are in demand and could be the most worthy ones to buy 

brb while I kill myself

Go ahead.  I will not interfere.  For if there is such a thing as a natural and indefeasible right, it is an animal’s right to its own body and life.  In more civilised and rational societies, no one ever attempted such outrageous tyranny as the Christians thought their superstition authorised—certainly no one attempted to curtail that inalienable right of free men, and efforts to prevent the suicide of slaves or captives were regarded as a form of vicious selfishness.

The door is always open, such that life cannot become a dungeon in which we are hopelessly imprisoned.  If the thought of crypto Kitty NFTs makes life seem insupportable to you, I will not do the cruelty of trying to deny your right to leave.

[PrimeNumber7]

--NFTs are awesome--

If someone sells a "NFT" of say, the Monalisa, under what authority is the painting sold digitally? What would stop a random person, who has no connection to ownership of the actual Monalisa from selling this NFT? If there is already a NFT of an image in existence, what would stop someone from changing a small number of pixels of said image, and selling a NFT of said image?

There is also the issue of GANs. Someone could potentially create a GAN whose generator network creates images of art. Once the GAN is created, it would be trivial to create a near unlimited supply of NFTs.

Last summer, millions of Americans were receiving more in unemployment than they were receiving while working and didn't have to pay for expenses related to work such as gas for commuting, dry cleaning, or eating out to lunch. Americans have also received thousands of "stimulus" dollars, while many traditional forms of entertainment are closed. I think the crazy prices of NFTs are largely a result of this excess money given to Americans.

[nullius]

--NFTs are awesome--

It seems that you may have missed a few of my prior posts on this thread, q.v.:

• (re NFTs as digital autographs, etc.)
• (re real estate titles, and more)
• See the top of this post for my bold prediction that in the future, NFTs will make copyright economically irrelevant.  Let’s see how well that prediction ages in, say, the next 20 years; Internet filesharing shook up content distribution on about that timeline.
• My earlier post in the Wall Observer about NFTs

Note:  I am not an NFT expert, and do not claim to be; here, I seem to have fallen into that rôle by default.  I neither know nor care about most of what is going on in the NFT markets now; my interest is in the future, and in the use cases that make sense.  Most of the following is simply my own musings, although I vaguely recall having seen the art provenance use case discussed somewhere.

If someone sells a "NFT" of say, the Monalisa, under what authority is the painting sold digitally? What would stop a random person, who has no connection to ownership of the actual Monalisa from selling this NFT?

What stops a random person from selling a deed to the Brooklyn Bridge?  That was such a famous scam that it inspired an American idiom, “I have a bridge to sell you.”

I should make an NFT of this image, and sell it for $100 million.

Yes, there are fraudulent NFTs now being sold.  They are no different than the fraudulent deeds that George Parker sold for the Brooklyn Bridge and various other landmarks.  A fool and his money are soon parted.

Now, let us flip the scenario around:  Suppose that you do own the Mona Lisa.  You hit hereby on an issue that I have specifically spent time thinking about—specifically in the context of NFTs:  Art provenance, and the certification thereof.

You invest considerable money and effort in having art provenance experts certify that you own the actual Mona Lisa.  They give you a certificate which states, “We, the undersigned, hereby certify that the painting in PrimeNumber7’s possession is the genuine Mona Lisa,” with some attached documentation.  You want for that certificate to be infeasible to counterfeit; you want a means to back it up; and you want a secure means to convey it to buyers—a means that provides a timestamped and authenticated chain of transfer, which helps to keep provenance established as the asset and its attached certificate are subsequently resold.

An NFT, with ownership controlled by a private key backed up with whatever means you use to back up your cryptographic seeds, meets all of these criteria; and an NFT far exceeds any physical medium per these criteria, just as Bitcoin has many practical properties superior to paper cash notes.  (Of course, the analogy is imperfect insofar as a non-fungible asset cannot be combined or subdivided.)

N.b. that I am not talking about some arrangement of pixels that appear to be the Mona Lisa.  I refer instead to cryptographically secured, strongly authenticated provenance paperwork.

I think that in the future, the sale of physical artworks may practically require provenance to be certified and conveyed via NFTs, insofar as buyers may start to demand it.  That could take a bite out of art forgery and other frauds!

(Of course, there is no way to cryptographically guarantee that a physical artwork is transferred together with the NFT.  But that is no different than the situation with paper documentation of provenance; the security of an NFT is still strictly superior.)

Compare and contrast what I just said about art provenance with what I previously said about a much more common use case:  Real estate title.  Just be sure to avoid the scams with people selling NFTs of title to the Brooklyn Bridge.  Yes, it is trivial to make a token contract that sells as many instances of the Brooklyn Bridge as you want—just as trivial as making a bunch of plausible-looking paper deeds for the same purpose.

Myself, I look forward to the day when I will send you a bitcoin in exchange for an NFT of a house.  I don’t mean a “virtual world” house.  I mean a real house, the legal title to a house:  An NFT minted by your local government to represent title to a certain parcel of land with all improvements thereupon.

The swap will be done atomically—either on Bitcoin with RGB/Spectrum, or with cross-chain atomic swaps.  If implemented properly, it will be incomparably more secure than a system of notaries public, lawyers, recording clerks, and title agencies; and it will replace all of these functions with something better.  “Closing of title” will consist of your cryptographic digital signature (“Not your keys, not your house!”), a tx broadcast, and some blockchain confirmations.

If there is already a NFT of an image in existence, what would stop someone from changing a small number of pixels of said image, and selling a NFT of said image?

Nothing.  Depending on how the contract is written, they may not even need to change any pixels.  It is just another dumb fraud.  The systems for creating an NFT (such as the ERC-1155 standard) typically just specify a set of interfaces; in the application thereof, you have great flexibility in defining the semantics.

The world is chock full of ways to scam people.  That is not a problem specific to NFTs, although the problem with scams is always bigger with new technologies and new markets.  As people learn, they wise up until the scams can only fool some real suckers.  This has happened in various forms many times.

There is also the issue of GANs. Someone could potentially create a GAN whose generator network creates images of art. Once the GAN is created, it would be trivial to create a near unlimited supply of NFTs.

As you probably know if you saw my posts in Lauda’s goodbye thread, I love GANs!  Especially GANS that create nonexistent cats.  😼

What you ask is really just a question of valuation.  People’s ability to value such things may currently be impaired, because both GANs and NFTs are unfamiliar new technologies.  If anyone is spending huge sums of money buying an artwork NFT generated by an adversarial network, well—a fool and his money...

That being said, GANs do take some skill plus compute resources for generating the model.  Arguably, they also require at least a modicum of artistry to obtain a quality model.

I might consider paying a moderate amount for GAN imagery that I found especially pleasing—especially for high-resolution imagery, which would require terrific GPU resources to get the model.  (For hobby-level computing costs, you probably will not go above 512x512 pixels—if that!)  And why should I not pay?  I have considered asking around to see if I can find someone who will make me GAN images of X, Y, and Z; for you see, I want high-definition nonexistent cats.  NFTs could simply be a convenient way for me to pay for that type of thing.

Last summer, millions of Americans were receiving more in unemployment than they were receiving while working and didn't have to pay for expenses related to work such as gas for commuting, dry cleaning, or eating out to lunch. Americans have also received thousands of "stimulus" dollars, while many traditional forms of entertainment are closed. I think the crazy prices of NFTs are largely a result of this excess money given to Americans.

How much of this supposed excess money has gone into Bitcoin?  Hmmm.  (To be clear, I think that would be a good thing insofar as it may lead to bitcoinization.)

I think that the current crazy prices for some NFTs are the result of media hype.  Remember that Pets.com collapsed, but Amazon.com is (unfortunately) still here—and more apropos, the Internet is still here.  These things happen with hot new technologies—when every fool wants a piece, and the scent of “get rich quick!” hangs heavy in the air.  After fools get shaken out, then adoption stabilizes, and the technology becomes ubiquitous.  And yes, a few people will get fantastically rich off of it.  A few.

[joker_josue]

...

I agree that the market is now out of control in this regard. Because it is new, there is a lot of money that many have earned with almost zero costs, and for fun.

On the other hand, I believe that the market will gradually stabilize, and in the future become something really valued, online and offline. It can really be a gateway for many plastic artists who find it difficult to enter the arts market due to the lack of "friends".

[friends1980]

(...)
Here's a dump of the final balances and fNFT ownership:
https://bitcointalk.org/af2021.txt.xz

I'll pay 334 fBTC for a couple of pizzas.. like maybe 2 large ones so I have some left over for the next day.

Etc.

[FIFA worldcup]

Although we enjoyed a lot on this NFT day but did anyone miss Lauda on this event ?

No.

The cats NFTs are in demand and could be the most worthy ones to buy 

brb while I kill myself

[gembitz]

Although we enjoyed a lot on this NFT day but did anyone miss Lauda on this event ?

No.

The cats NFTs are in demand and could be the most worthy ones to buy  

brb while I kill myself

5K A DAY RESELLING DANK MEMES BRO ~ YOU NEW HERE?? WEEEEEEEEEE

[Vlad2Vlad]

Although we enjoyed a lot on this NFT day but did anyone miss Lauda on this event ?

No.

The cats NFTs are in demand and could be the most worthy ones to buy 

brb while I kill myself

How about a puppy hanging by a belt.  Saw some crazy Buy post it.  Do you post memes and people buy them?  Why?  On this thread. 



I posted 15 original memes., nothing vulgar.  Why were they ALL deleted - only cats allowed?  I can grab those off the net or take pics of my neighbors coon Maine.  You have a contest here with no rules. 

Coal burners!




Many forum users have invested a lot of time into the forum, so why not turn this time-equity into tradeable commodities? You can now trade forum NFTs (fNFTs):
https://bitcointalk.org/fnft.php

404 not found.  So legit insider cash game for the already rich.  Go ahead block just, it’s better than brunch incompetent and liars.  I have a 13,000 page thread.  You just don’t want me here.  Invite only, ey, Theymos. 

Nice racket.  Too legit to quit. 

Although we enjoyed a lot on this NFT day but did anyone miss Lauda on this event ?

No.

The cats NFTs are in demand and could be the most worthy ones to buy 

brb while I kill myself

Oy, cats.  Probabilul Grabned Off google.  Wow, Amazing creativity and originality.  Never seen that before.  Can I bid just 50 btc for this racket? 


The cumulative IQ on this board is well below 90.  YOU don’t want thinkers with a mouth here. 

Censorship.  Heil ze gulags. 

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[nutildah]

Let's start a petition to bring back fNFTs. If we all sign it theymost will have no choice but to make it so. It's part of the democratization of the forum, after all. We need to form a sophisticated forum government so we can basically order him around.

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Many forum users have invested a lot of time into the forum, so why not turn this time-equity into tradeable commodities? You can now trade forum NFTs (fNFTs):
https://bitcointalk.org/fnft.php

404 not found.  So legit insider cash game for the already rich.  Go ahead block just, it’s better than brunch incompetent and liars.  I have a 13,000 page thread.  You just don’t want me here.  Invite only, ey, Theymos. 

Nice racket.  Too legit to quit. 
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Bro wut? 

Don't drink and post, kids.

[hornetsnest]

I believe this thread was started on April 1st for good reason and it was not to hype NFT's. 

[ololajulo]

You can now trade forum NFTs (fNFTs):
https://bitcointalk.org/fnft.php

The link cant be found ATM. On what blockchain will be the NFT coin? where it can be stored as well

[snipie]

You can now trade forum NFTs (fNFTs):
https://bitcointalk.org/fnft.php

The link cant be found ATM. On what blockchain will be the NFT coin? where it can be stored as well

The link is reserved for highly I scored Q members. Blockchain is CatChain. Stored in Bitcointalkland.
Are you serious? Read the 2 posts above yours.

[shahzadafzal]

You can now trade forum NFTs (fNFTs):
https://bitcointalk.org/fnft.php

The link cant be found ATM. On what blockchain will be the NFT coin? where it can be stored as well

ololajulo Date Registered:   October 07, 2016

Have you completed KYC? To qualify for the NFT(fNFTs) KYC now required

[PrimeNumber7]

You can now trade forum NFTs (fNFTs):
https://bitcointalk.org/fnft.php

The link cant be found ATM. On what blockchain will be the NFT coin? where it can be stored as well

ololajulo Date Registered:   October 07, 2016

Have you completed KYC? To qualify for the NFT(fNFTs) KYC now required

Maybe next year the April fools joke will be that theymos makes a thread announcing that he is changing his name to "thermos", but here is the catch, each person shows that their own display name is "thermos" and they have access to a fake admin pannel. The admin pannel shows a variety of fake PMs among various forum members talking about the "real" forum member. The admin pannel also allows for the user to edit any post, but doing so will only affect the user making the edit.

[shahzadafzal]

Maybe next year the April fools joke will be that theymos makes a thread announcing that he is changing his name to "thermos", but here is the catch, each person shows that their own display name is "thermos" and they have access to a fake admin pannel. The admin pannel shows a variety of fake PMs among various forum members talking about the "real" forum member. The admin pannel also allows for the user to edit any post, but doing so will only affect the user making the edit.

But we already have it... Epochtalk https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?board=167.0

[FIFA worldcup]

Maybe next year the April fools joke will be that theymos makes a thread announcing that he is changing his name to "thermos", but here is the catch, each person shows that their own display name is "thermos" and they have access to a fake admin pannel. The admin pannel shows a variety of fake PMs among various forum members talking about the "real" forum member. The admin pannel also allows for the user to edit any post, but doing so will only affect the user making the edit.

But we already have it... Epochtalk https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?board=167.0

Epochtalk will not be a April fool's joke, instead it will be a improved version of bitcointalk. The only question is when ?

By the way NFT's does not have any use case on this forum. For a perfect scenario,  the forum needs to launch a marketplace for NFT which shouldn't be a  requirement for a forum.

[nutildah]

Hot Off The Press:

It's the world's first animated Bitcointalk fNFT:

nutildah-V


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Buy my NFTs and stop being poor today!

Still mad I never got to sell this for fake BTC.

[Vlad2Vlad]

Hot Off The Press:

It's the world's first animated Bitcointalk fNFT:

nutildah-V


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Buy my NFTs and stop being poor today!

Still mad I never got to sell this for fake BTC.

Gotta say, that’s a clever piece.  Sadly I don’t even a fake btc to buy it let alone a real one.  Ha. 

Good luck! 

I believe this thread was started on April 1st for good reason and it was not to hype NFT's. 

Hahaha


OP needs to add some more detail to his original post.  This one would fit superbly. 

Vlad  -  Kids, don’t do the drugs.  Unless they come with hookers & they’re all free.  Lol



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[nutildah]

I'm trying to raise funds to pursue my dream of landing a Satoshi NFT before I die, so I'm selling a couple of my NFTs. But with mine you get an actual image file. It is my original WO Hat as designed by the fabulous xhomerx10. He tells me the background is a famous dog park.

Here's the art which will be owned by the owner of the nutildah-III NFT (they have permission to use it how they want):

Decided to literally follow through on my promise and created the _actual_ nutildah-III NFT using Counterparty, on the Bitcoin blockchain no less. Here is the transaction that minted it, and here's what it looks like on a non-Counterparty enabled block explorer.

And there is a "real Satoshi NFT"... well, its called SATOSHICARD and somebody paid 6 BTC (real BTC) for one five months ago.



In the last year, since this contest ended, a "Historical NFT" movement was birthed. It turns out old tokens with images associated with them are a big deal b/c there wasn't many prior to 2016... even fewer where the image info is embedded in the blockchain data. SATOSHICARD was created in June 2015, which predates everything on Ethereum, and also its about Satoshi, so that's why its super valuable among Bitcoin NFTs.

Anyway, Bitcoin NFTs unironically blew up after theymos' contest last year.

I will transfer nutildah-III to its rightful owner, friends1980, once I get a BTC address from him.

[krostue]

BCT forum NFTs are now a thing, thanks to nutildah and Counterparty

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5411112.0;topicseen