Answer the question above with a question.

[egghead123]

would anyone want to meet the man who cheated on his tomato?

[Gleb Gamow]

would anyone want to meet the man who cheated on his tomato?

Or, meet the woman obsessed with carrots?

[(oYo)]

would anyone want to meet the man who cheated on his tomato?

Or, meet the woman obsessed with carrots?

Did you know she has 35 carrot tattoos? 
http://www.odditycentral.com/funny/carrot-obsessed-woman-covers-her-body-with-tattoos-of-the-vegetable.html

[Gleb Gamow]

would anyone want to meet the man who cheated on his tomato?

Or, meet the woman obsessed with carrots?

Did you know she has 35 carrot tattoos? 
http://www.odditycentral.com/funny/carrot-obsessed-woman-covers-her-body-with-tattoos-of-the-vegetable.html

Did you know she's known as the carrot queen? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUPLc3Tvuuc

[JorgeStolfi]

would anyone want to meet the man who cheated on his tomato?

Or, meet the woman obsessed with carrots?

Did you know she has 35 carrot tattoos? 
http://www.odditycentral.com/funny/carrot-obsessed-woman-covers-her-body-with-tattoos-of-the-vegetable.html

Did you know she's known as the carrot queen? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUPLc3Tvuuc

Is that a case of objectophilia, like bitcoinophilia, or just plain obsession, like bitcoinomania?

[Gleb Gamow]

would anyone want to meet the man who cheated on his tomato?

Or, meet the woman obsessed with carrots?

Did you know she has 35 carrot tattoos? 
http://www.odditycentral.com/funny/carrot-obsessed-woman-covers-her-body-with-tattoos-of-the-vegetable.html

Did you know she's known as the carrot queen? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUPLc3Tvuuc

Is that a case of objectophilia, like bitcoinophilia, or just plain obsession, like bitcoinomania?

How long have you been a lollapaloozaphile?

[YTREWQ]

would anyone want to meet the man who cheated on his tomato?

Or, meet the woman obsessed with carrots?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/22/article-2118829-124A5AEA000005DC-797_634x446.jpg

Did you know she has 35 carrot tattoos? 
http://www.odditycentral.com/funny/carrot-obsessed-woman-covers-her-body-with-tattoos-of-the-vegetable.html

Did you know she's known as the carrot queen? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUPLc3Tvuuc

Is that a case of objectophilia, like bitcoinophilia, or just plain obsession, like bitcoinomania?

How long have you been a lollapaloozaphile?

Why do you have to use such complicated words?

[JorgeStolfi]

would anyone want to meet the man who cheated on his tomato?

Or, meet the woman obsessed with carrots?

Did you know she has 35 carrot tattoos? 
http://www.odditycentral.com/funny/carrot-obsessed-woman-covers-her-body-with-tattoos-of-the-vegetable.html

Did you know she's known as the carrot queen? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUPLc3Tvuuc

Is that a case of objectophilia, like bitcoinophilia, or just plain obsession, like bitcoinomania?

How long have you been a lollapaloozaphile?

Why do you have to use such complicated words?

Is he trying to get other questers discombobulated, befuddled, or merely flummoxed?

[Gleb Gamow]

would anyone want to meet the man who cheated on his tomato?

Or, meet the woman obsessed with carrots?

Did you know she has 35 carrot tattoos? 
http://www.odditycentral.com/funny/carrot-obsessed-woman-covers-her-body-with-tattoos-of-the-vegetable.html

Did you know she's known as the carrot queen? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUPLc3Tvuuc

Is that a case of objectophilia, like bitcoinophilia, or just plain obsession, like bitcoinomania?

How long have you been a lollapaloozaphile?

Why do you have to use such complicated words?

Is he trying to get other questers discombobulated, befuddled, or merely flummoxed?

How did you know what to pen to get my dick hard?

[bornil267645]

Isn't it obvious that this pen can get any dick hard?

[JorgeStolfi]

Isn't it obvious that this pen can get any dick hard?

How could a pen drive a hard disk get?

[(oYo)]

Isn't it obvious that this pen can get any dick hard?

How could a pen drive a hard disk get?

Say, what?
(You said, "hard".  heh. heh. heh... heh... heh... heh)

[suman66]

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?     


Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

[JorgeStolfi]

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?     
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

What should we do to a user who answers the previous question with two questions (instead of one, as the thread creator requested), threatens to vandalize a concrete floor by throwing an egg at it, and does not know that the appendage that an elephant uses to grab things is called a "trunk", not a "hand"?

[btcmaze]

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?      
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

What should we do to a user who answers the previous question with two questions (instead of one, as the thread creator requested), threatens to vandalize a concrete floor by throwing an egg at it, and does not know that the appendage that an elephant uses to grab things is called a "trunk", not a "hand"?

How am I supposed to answer this with a question?   (intended question)

[JorgeStolfi]

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?      
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

What should we do to a user who answers the previous question with two questions (instead of one, as the thread creator requested), threatens to vandalize a concrete floor by throwing an egg at it, and does not know that the appendage that an elephant uses to grab things is called a "trunk", not a "hand"?

How am I supposed to answer this with a question?   (intended question)

Can't you ask "how am I supposed to answer this with a question?"?

[ManeBjorn]

Who cares, why answer at all??

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?      
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

What should we do to a user who answers the previous question with two questions (instead of one, as the thread creator requested), threatens to vandalize a concrete floor by throwing an egg at it, and does not know that the appendage that an elephant uses to grab things is called a "trunk", not a "hand"?

How am I supposed to answer this with a question?   (intended question)

Can't you ask "how am I supposed to answer this with a question?"?

[Watoshi-Dimobuto]

Who cares, why answer at all??

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?      
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

What should we do to a user who answers the previous question with two questions (instead of one, as the thread creator requested), threatens to vandalize a concrete floor by throwing an egg at it, and does not know that the appendage that an elephant uses to grab things is called a "trunk", not a "hand"?

How am I supposed to answer this with a question?   (intended question)

Can't you ask "how am I supposed to answer this with a question?"?

So exactly, why did you answer?

[AT101ET]

Why wouldn't he answer?

[Gleb Gamow]

Why wouldn't he answer?

Lame?