Changing the rules of my post, I'd like two in this situation, one to keep and one to cash out. Of course, I'd love hundreds...

I just came back from Africa, where I used bitcoin to buy part of my trip. A friend did his and his gf's entire trip in bitcoin. We kept running out of cash, and the ATMs kept blocking our cards, and using money in general was a giant pain in the ass. When we switched countries, our existing cash was semi-useless and we had to use the other country's currency, or be screwed on the exchange rates.

However, everyone had phones. We kept wishing we could just use bitcoin instead. Especially since we were mostly using the cash to buy tickets to national parks and gift shops. If you could get a government to accept bitcoin for their nation attractions, it would take some of the "do I have enough cash for this trip" pressure off tourists.

BTC though: Unstable rates...

"What was it like, creating the Bitcoin protocol?"

"Ha! Actually - a funny story about that. I got the idea from a pretty wicked acid trip. I'd just started living with my son again, and he was breaking all my liquor bottles against the walls for some reason. Anyway, I noticed all the little pieces coming together, through no central movement, and reforming. I was wondering what could be guiding the broken glass to reform. I kept thinking about it and thinking about it... I didn't sleep for days. Suddenly, I figured it out: public-key cryptography. God was using his private key to authorize the reformation of the bottle, but because he didn't want to actually reveal his identity, he instead used a hash. You know, he signed a message, basically. This hash gave the Earth spirits permission to reform the bottle, and then I thought... I'm fuckin' wasted, and I want to forget being wasted, but the liquor store probably won't sell to me right now because I'm fuckin' wasted. Real chicken-egg problem. I realized I needed to create a new identity which could buy liquor for me.

Actually, my full plan was to launch drones and create a kind of genome-based open ID system. Basically, I wanted to send off a drone which carried my public key linked to my genome and some authority's (something like web of trust) attestation of my name and identity. I'd sign a message to my drone, authorizing it to pick up more liquor. Well, I live in a small town and the few banks in the area all refuse service to me, so I was thinking, you know, maybe I could use some type of distributed database saying I owned money, and maybe I deposit it at some bank. I mean, I wasn't sure if they'd believe me, so I thought maybe I could just stab the clerk, but then went right back to thinking about that reformed liquor bottle my son broke and realized the answer."

Thanks for all the help. Going to start mining DOGE, purely to see how it all works. Never mined before so it's more about that for me. And if I make a profit then great 

This is hypothetical, and so easier to answer, but let's say you have exactly 1 Bitcoin. The prices keep going up, with only occasional dips. The price keeps rising and rising.

What's your price? What price would you decide, 'Forget this, I'm cashing out'.

You can also try youtube. There are tons of Internet marketing forums teaching you how to make money online. Of course, like the above poster, there are a lot of people who will tell you exactly how to make tons of money, usually followed by a referral link. Then you realise how they've made their money.

The 'make money online' niche is a big market.