https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/may/05/uk-coronavirus-adviser-prof-neil-ferguson-resigns-after-breaking-lockdown-rules

apparently it is, but you might lose your job chasing it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWl7kQZHZE0
Honest Government Ad | The Machine

Or listened to.

Not sure it's meant to make any noises. Maybe have that looked at?

Stop giggling at the back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0a-FOoM9ms Blofeld & Baxter "The bowler's Holding the batsman's Willey"

@ AlcoHoDL

arbitrage bots

Michelle Obama is a bloke? or was? or something

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STAY HOME   ~~~~~~~  PROTECT THE NHS ~~~~~~~  SAVE LIVES



Now which branch member can this  be.  Is it one of the Officer’s stocking up?

 Come on own up

Oops – Name “Knight Sir”- Lost it.   Not again!!



Own up who can say that are losing weight during this lock down?

Thank you Stuart and Dennis for keeping me supplied with subject material
 

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not if this driver has his way with it

https://twitter.com/swaaalla/status/1257306953648230408?s=20

but yes 

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Never thought that it would lead to this!!!


Confucius did not say

Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted..

Man who eats many prunes gets good run for money.
War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.
Man who fights with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Trust that it has brought a smile.  With everyone still being “Confined to Barracks”


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Above from Stuart S****

Haha cool. thx rx
(I told kurious about this and he won, as he did another some time back)

newsflash people just to reiterate:
bees being important is a trope
they are not going to survive the next 5 years
we will survive though without them

You know those Asian hornets are a bit overblown. We've had them dotted about for a few years now and yes they are a bit mean to honeybees, but then they are not long for this world so who cares, and they don't attack people unless you try very hard so meh.

Make some sense I double dare you 

Yeah no I think hodl_2015 has the nub of the tweet though, although they could return fees like that.
We don't panic in a crisis. Unlike legacy actors.

Thank you JS very much

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2 things from the UK 'news'
1. there exists an underground network of hairdressers
2. old people feel they are being discriminated against by being asked to shelter at home, and they are willing to rebel against this and go to prison if need be (where presumably they will be locked indoors)

now that one works. what's wrong with the first one?