What are you looking for, and how much are you offering?

Lot of alpha pre orders for sale.  Not trying to tell you what to do, but you may consider coming WAY down on your price.  No one is going to pay ~ $9500 for 90MH/s ASICs delivered, at BEST, 10 weeks from now when they can get the same hash, for the same price, delivered right now (and lower power consumption).

No one here is going to sell you btc via paypal. 

Hey we never got an answer what is in these things as opposed to what is in the zeus machines.  I wouldn't care so much except that the power consumption figures on these devices is way higher than it should be.  Since you mentioned blizzard I'll use that as an example.  Blizzard is rated 15 watts and does 1.26MH/s but fury is rated 35 watts for 1MH/s.  Even if we assume the hashing will turn out the same, why does it use almost 2.5 times the power? 

1.  The interest on this loan you are offering is greater than the fee money pack charges.

2.  If you can't even come up with a measly 30 dollars perhaps you shouldn't be gambling. 

Interested.  Do you have any proof that you own these things?  Does GAW allow transfer of ownership?   Will GAW ship them out (not interested in hosted) and if so, how much for that?

Not sure if you are serious, and not really going to get into a debate about this topic, just a few things:

"Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago..."

Of course they did.  Many of these taxes did exist 100 years ago.  Obviously the ones about gas and cars and shit didn't exist cause ya know, ordinary people generally didn't have cars.  Just a quick scan through the list though, liqueur tax?  George Washington himself personally led the army (last sitting president to do so, actually) in 1794 to put down an armed rebellion opposed to paying tax on whiskey.  Taxes have always existed, and Americans have always bitched about them.  This is not a new thing.  

"We had absolutely no national debt"
Again, false.  USA had a national debt in 1914.  Actually, with a brief exception in the early 1830s, the USA has always had a national debt.

"...and Mom stayed home to raise the kids."

No she didn't.  She worked.  And so did the kids.  Child labor was very much legal (and quite the norm) in the USA in 1914.  

"Those 545 people, and they alone, are responsible."

Well of course one could argue that they didn't get into office without getting elected, but an easier refutation would be to point out that about half those taxes you mentioned are not federal taxes at all, regulated at the state level and so those 545 have nothing to do with them.

Anyways, like most forwarded emails, it's good for a mild chuckle, speckled with tiny grains of truth here and there, but mostly bullshit.

60 each including shipping (USA)? 

I would buy them from you but since you couldn't be bothered responding to anyone before,  nor will you do escrow, good luck with that.

I had to double check the date, thought maybe it said 2013 not 2014.  But no. 

The article reads like something written by a person who doesn't have a very firm grasp of finance.  Why would a company sell a "golden goose" machine?  Well one answer is the same reason why a company might sell commercial paper or bonds with a face value worth more then they are selling them for.  Cash up front is worth more then cash tomorrow or the next day or the day after that.  Perhaps the company has other investments they believe will bring a bigger return than mining?  Risk.  There is a certain risk involved with mining.  We don't know what btc will be worth tomorrow or the day after, but we have a pretty good idea what dollars will be worth.  Selling machines passes the risk on to the miner who takes a premium for absorbing that risk.  Of course, mining also takes effort, and has costs associated with it.  It is entirely possible for them to sell machines profitably to customers who are better positioned to handle these costs. 
In short, none of this means buying machines is a good (or bad) idea.  What it does mean is that there a lots of legit reasons why a company might sell machines to miners in a mutually beneficial transaction. 

Don't you think you might want to figure that out first?  I mean seriously?  You don't even know why you are suing them? 

Are there any plans to stock any of the other versions of the A2?

How much are you asking.

No.  Why would it?  I keep seeing people making the claim that LTC (and by extension other scrypt coins) will see a value increase from the difficulty increase but why would they? 

I agree with you.  But never the less it doesn't change the fact that as of RIGHT NOW, USD is much more stable, and that is a very desirable attribute for a currency to have (and of course, a very small, but completely stable, steady decline in value of the currency is extremely beneficial to them.  And in theory anyways, all of us).   Anyways, I wasn't trying to start an argument but simply point out that what he said about the value\usefulness of USD is 100 percent right.  He is not at all a "fucking moron".  Listen, we all here want this thing to succeed.  That doesn't however mean that anyone that says anything even remotely disparaging about BTC is a "fucking moron". 

Are you retarded or do you just like to start fights?  If he sold the shitcoin he wouldn't need a loan in the first place and so he wouldn't need collateral.  Hence the problem would be solved.  Actually what would really happen is no one is going to give him the 1btc he claims his shitcoin is worth, thus proving the point it isn't worth 1btc. 

Seriously, wtf do you guys do with these little 5 and 10 dollar loans?  How can you possibly be so broke you can't come up with 10 bucks?

If you are so confident that they are worth what you say then just sell them, do what you need to do, and buy them back in two days.  Problem solved.

They  don't actually need ANYONE mining for them nor do they need to buy back contracts from anyone.  Since the contracts will pay out, over the life of the contracts, less BTC then Cryptsy sold them for, it is a simple matter for them to set aside enough btc from each purchase to pay out incrementally over the life of the contact and pocket the the remainder.  They would actually be better off NOT having anyone actually mine for them as they can save on hosting costs that way.