Crazy shit Bible says, crazy shit Christians say

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We might as well add this little golden chestnut to the ever expanding crazy stuff list.

I follow the Bible completely and accurately by not following it completely and accurately.

 

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[af_newbie]

We might as well add this little golden chestnut to the ever expanding crazy stuff list.

I follow the Bible completely and accurately by not following it completely and accurately.

 

LOL.  BADecker definitely earned it to go on the OP.

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We might as well add this little golden chestnut to the ever expanding crazy stuff list.

I follow the Bible completely and accurately by not following it completely and accurately.

 

LOL.  BADecker definitely earned it to go on the OP.

I'd say that one comment of BADecker's sums him up completely.

NFI!

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Deuteronomy 23:1 - you'll not go to heaven if your testicles are damaged

 

ha ha ha ha ha

This is true? I had never heard of it.

Someone can kick @BADecker's balls so he will not go to heaven.

ha ha ha

[DocGTR]

Deuteronomy 23:1 - you'll not go to heaven if your testicles are damaged

 

ha ha ha ha ha

This is true? I had never heard of it.

Someone can kick @BADecker's balls so he will not go to heaven.

ha ha ha

Funny information, I've never heard of it. I need to take care of my testicles, otherwise I will not go to heaven

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Deuteronomy 23:1 - you'll not go to heaven if your testicles are damaged

 

ha ha ha ha ha

This is true? I had never heard of it.

Someone can kick @BADecker's balls so he will not go to heaven.

ha ha ha

No, quite the opposite infact.
BADlogic says you need to not follow the bible to follow it. Not following the bible means you have to damage your testicles in order to goto heaven.

@BADlogic - I've got a metalwork vice in the workshop if you want to come round and borrow it. Just make sure you put plenty of towels and plastic sheeting down first.
I don't mind your using it, as long as you clear up the mess afterwards. And I know so much how you want to get to heaven. Just helping you out.



 

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Deuteronomy 23:1 - you'll not go to heaven if your testicles are damaged

 

ha ha ha ha ha

This is true? I had never heard of it.

Someone can kick @BADecker's balls so he will not go to heaven.

ha ha ha

No, quite the opposite infact.
BADlogic says you need to not follow the bible to follow it. Not following the bible means you have to damage your testicles in order to goto heaven.

@BADlogic - I've got a metalwork vice in the workshop if you want to come round and borrow it. Just make sure you put plenty of towels and plastic sheeting down first.
I don't mind your using it, as long as you clear up the mess afterwards. And I know so much how you want to get to heaven. Just helping you out.



 

ha ha ha ha ha

He will be very close to being with God.

@BADecker this is your opportunity to be with God. Ha ha ha

[VTCutch]

Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.

[af_newbie]

Deuteronomy 23:1 - you'll not go to heaven if your testicles are damaged

 

ha ha ha ha ha

This is true? I had never heard of it.

Someone can kick @BADecker's balls so he will not go to heaven.

ha ha ha

No, quite the opposite infact.
BADlogic says you need to not follow the bible to follow it. Not following the bible means you have to damage your testicles in order to goto heaven.

@BADlogic - I've got a metalwork vice in the workshop if you want to come round and borrow it. Just make sure you put plenty of towels and plastic sheeting down first.
I don't mind your using it, as long as you clear up the mess afterwards. And I know so much how you want to get to heaven. Just helping you out.



 

LOL.  BADecker, make sure you wear only linen underwear with no wool near you (or in your case, maybe wear a wool sweater).  Otherwise you'll compromise the whole operation.  I cannot follow your BADLogic so you pick what to wear, just be careful not to damage the vise.

Leviticus 19:19 KJV
Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

Yee-haw, Lord has spoken!!!  Praise the Lord, pass the ammo!!!

[Barrymore]

Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.

And that Muslims are not? All religions are full of contradictions because the interpretation they were written in those days when there was no science and education. Now religions are hard to adapt to new conditions and therefore they lose their supporters.

[Mirconome]

Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.

And that Muslims are not? All religions are full of contradictions because the interpretation they were written in those days when there was no science and education. Now religions are hard to adapt to new conditions and therefore they lose their supporters.

Yes, all religions are collected from the conjectures of different people in different parts of the world. Now everyone can explain any thing with the help of science and religion will eventually lose its relevance.

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Deuteronomy 23:1 - you'll not go to heaven if your testicles are damaged

 

ha ha ha ha ha

This is true? I had never heard of it.

Someone can kick @BADecker's balls so he will not go to heaven.

ha ha ha

No, quite the opposite infact.
BADlogic says you need to not follow the bible to follow it. Not following the bible means you have to damage your testicles in order to goto heaven.

@BADlogic - I've got a metalwork vice in the workshop if you want to come round and borrow it. Just make sure you put plenty of towels and plastic sheeting down first.
I don't mind your using it, as long as you clear up the mess afterwards. And I know so much how you want to get to heaven. Just helping you out.



 

LOL.  BADecker, make sure you wear only linen underwear with no wool near you (or in your case, maybe wear a wool sweater).  Otherwise you'll compromise the whole operation.  I cannot follow your BADLogic so you pick what to wear, just be careful not to damage the vise.

Leviticus 19:19 KJV
Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

Yee-haw, Lord has spoken!!!  Praise the Lord, pass the ammo!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA

The mental picture has me cracking up!

Of course he might like these as they might be a better fit....

[Supreemo]

As the people saying here this post no longer belonged to off-topic, this is turning to nonsense post. Seriously just don't  give a damn about other people's religion, what is your point though? and what are you plotting? are you starting to promote war or something? If what is your religion then its up to you don't make business on other people's beliefs and imaginations.

[af_newbie]

As the people saying here this post no longer belonged to off-topic, this is turning to nonsense post. Seriously just don't  give a damn about other people's religion, what is your point though? and what are you plotting? are you starting to promote war or something? If what is your religion then its up to you don't make business on other people's beliefs and imaginations.

The point is so that people don't elect people who say: "I went to war because God told me to wage a war against the evil doers."

When someone says "I am Christian (Muslim or Jew)"  you should immediately question their judgement and critical thinking.

Such people should not be in decision making positions in government or business.

This thread was started to show how stupid and outdated the Bible is and to expose Christian stupidity.

"I am Christian/Muslim/Jew" should be synonymous with "I am bat shit crazy".

[gabmen]

Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.

And that Muslims are not? All religions are full of contradictions because the interpretation they were written in those days when there was no science and education. Now religions are hard to adapt to new conditions and therefore they lose their supporters.

Yes, all religions are collected from the conjectures of different people in different parts of the world. Now everyone can explain any thing with the help of science and religion will eventually lose its relevance.

well I agree that science pretty much gives a more logical approach to things  that we previously don't understand that sometimes religion takes advantage of. but religion will not lose relevance for any reason. people will still look to religion and faith whatever happens and whatever science proves.

[youdamushi]

LOL.  BADecker, make sure you wear only linen underwear with no wool near you (or in your case, maybe wear a wool sweater).  Otherwise you'll compromise the whole operation.  I cannot follow your BADLogic so you pick what to wear, just be careful not to damage the vise.

Leviticus 19:19 KJV
Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

Yee-haw, Lord has spoken!!!  Praise the Lord, pass the ammo!!!

Old text = stupid text.
No exception.
Not even for the most sold book ever.

The Bible is essentially a tool for enslavement and you PAY FOR IT
That's how good the Church is in making money

[Lieldoryn]

LOL.  BADecker, make sure you wear only linen underwear with no wool near you (or in your case, maybe wear a wool sweater).  Otherwise you'll compromise the whole operation.  I cannot follow your BADLogic so you pick what to wear, just be careful not to damage the vise.

Leviticus 19:19 KJV
Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

Yee-haw, Lord has spoken!!!  Praise the Lord, pass the ammo!!!

Old text = stupid text.
No exception.
Not even for the most sold book ever.

The Bible is essentially a tool for enslavement and you PAY FOR IT
That's how good the Church is in making money

I think the problem is not the Bible and people. If they are so stupid to believe in nonsense then they are ready to be someone's slave. Will not the Bible, is the Torah, the Koran, anything else. Will always be willing to live for others.

[BADecker]

We might as well add this little golden chestnut to the ever expanding crazy stuff list.

I follow the Bible completely and accurately by not following it completely and accurately.

 

LOL.  BADecker definitely earned it to go on the OP.

I'd say that one comment of BADecker's sums him up completely.

NFI!

Trusting in Jesus God for salvation, by trusting rather than attempting to follow the whole Bible completely and accurately, IS following the Bible completely and accurately. How does this work? Jesus literally DID follow the Bible completely and accurately. Then He applies His perfection to all who put their faith in Him.

[BADecker]

Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.

Actually, believing in Jesus salvation is the ONLY way to make it to Heaven.

[Lancusters]

Bible is the assembled of many books in different culture ,tradition and different years, different prophets and apostles with different ideas and experiences, what written in the bible is the idea and wisdom of the writers.

Christians don't generally say anything like that. Actually, you are the first I have ever heard say this. Well, of course I didn't "hear" it. I read it in your post. But if you'd rather I heard it, I could read it out loud for you.

 

Christians deny this because they do not want to go down in history and look at the facts. It's easier for them to simply believe in something incomprehensible that they just do not bother searching for the truth.

Actually, believing in Jesus salvation is the ONLY way to make it to Heaven.

LOL! If you do not believe in God and to work and save money for donations to the Church you can buy a ticket for a Falcon 9 and is guaranteed to go to heaven. God can hardly compete with commercial software.