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August 01, 2011, 09:21:53 PM
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This idea does seem a bit desperate, but what the heck.

-Ten Comments-

1.your reading my comment
2.now your thinking that was a stupid fact
4.you didn't notice I skiped 3
5.your checking it now
6.your smileing
7.your still reading my comment
8.you know all you have read is true
10.you didn't notice I skiped 9
11.yor checking right now
12.you didn't notice there were only supposed to be 10 facts

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August 02, 2011, 12:21:46 AM
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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a very obscure number; you've probably never heard of it.
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August 02, 2011, 12:29:32 AM
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What is green and turns red when you push the button?

A frog in a blender.  Roll Eyes
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August 02, 2011, 12:32:12 AM
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August 02, 2011, 12:37:29 AM
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What is red and smells like blue paint?













Red paint.

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August 02, 2011, 12:40:18 AM
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what's funnier than 24?








25





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August 02, 2011, 01:02:09 AM
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Phil's scrotum

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.

Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium.

She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Phil must have experienced.

"Phil was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Phil's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Phil.

"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."

All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.

He said, "I'm Phil."

The entire congregation held its breath.

"I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."


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August 02, 2011, 01:02:22 AM
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IT was ten years ago or something where I got a little wasted and was watching some porn.  I wondered what it was like to have something in my ass soo I slowly sat on the top of a Budwiser beer bottle and began to ride it up and down or in and out . . . I did not enjoy it, and never again did I put anything in my anus.

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August 02, 2011, 01:17:57 AM
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You mean you self administered a beer enema or you  just used the bottle as a dildo? Or the punchline was that you forgot to remove the metal cap?

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August 02, 2011, 04:42:26 PM
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August 02, 2011, 04:53:53 PM
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How many engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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5: 1 to change it and 4 to say they can do it better themselves

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August 02, 2011, 05:20:21 PM
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August 03, 2011, 06:13:21 PM
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August 03, 2011, 08:09:15 PM
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Btw, are payments still  being made here?

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August 04, 2011, 03:12:54 AM
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BitFlow will double the payout to a fantastic 2 bitcents per laugh!

If the OP doesn't pay out anymore, we'll take over.

OP, let us know whether you are still picking the good laughs or not.

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August 04, 2011, 03:31:32 AM
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Time to get the good times rolling then!

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August 04, 2011, 03:40:49 AM
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What's your btc address, Sgt?

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August 04, 2011, 03:41:51 AM
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Sorry, I have my firstbits below my avatar, but the full address is 18TKNbSLTrd3a2W8mtoH5uNzFhWRWNcuHU
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August 04, 2011, 04:26:33 AM
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if you loved the last joke you should love this!
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plz send bitcents to: 1F1Ce5EiJzxez7xGV4ZXA6Fvy5VEFKLsgd
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August 04, 2011, 04:29:58 AM
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Bitcent sent to both.

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