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June 30, 2011, 12:56:20 AM
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So, the Israeli rowing team was having real problems.
In every competition, they'd come in last.
So one year they decided to send Irving to the U.S.
To spy on the Americans
And find out the key to success.

Irving went to America.
He went to Cambridge
And studied to U.S. rowing team
Very closely.

The next year
Irving returned to Israel
To give his report.

Well, said the captain,
What did you find out?

The boat is the same, said Irving.
The oars, exactly the same.
They got 13 guys,
Just like we do.

Except
12 of them row
and only one of them yells.
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June 30, 2011, 03:15:23 AM
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Im not a noobie and i dont want your bitcoins

What do you call a bitcoin floating in the sea ?

bobcoin


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June 30, 2011, 03:24:11 AM
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Im not a noobie and i dont want your bitcoins

What do you call a bitcoin floating in the sea ?

bobcoin



I'm well aware that you aren't a newbie, noagendamarket. Smiley
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June 30, 2011, 03:47:57 AM
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I have recently discovered this site: http://survivingtheworld.net/
Makes me laugh. Here are a couple good ones:
http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson990.html
http://survivingtheworld.net/Recitation98.html

That's pretty cool, thanks. I was reading a lot of them...

your welcome  Cheesy

...including this one:

http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson8.html

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June 30, 2011, 03:51:22 AM
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I'm from Australia, we were founded by English convicts and sheep farmers, what do you expect?

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June 30, 2011, 03:55:04 AM
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Bitcent sent.
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June 30, 2011, 03:56:10 AM
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I have recently discovered this site: http://survivingtheworld.net/
Makes me laugh. Here are a couple good ones:
http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson990.html
http://survivingtheworld.net/Recitation98.html
Bitcent sent.
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June 30, 2011, 04:09:39 AM
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Bitcent sent.

Got it. Thank you.
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June 30, 2011, 04:18:20 AM
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I'm from Australia, we were founded by English convicts and sheep farmers, what do you expect?

I'm from Australia too, and I expect most people here to have poor grammar, so kudos to you Smiley

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June 30, 2011, 04:18:56 AM
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June 30, 2011, 04:21:19 AM
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Breaking news...!

Hip hop sensation, turned raptor, turned mogul, Curtis Jackson (aka Fifty Cent), has joined the Bitcoin revolution and wishes, henceforth, to be known as "BittyCent."

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June 30, 2011, 06:35:04 PM
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turned raptor

Whoa whoa whoa - he turned into a raptor??!!  How did I miss that?
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June 30, 2011, 06:47:42 PM
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A guy walks into a bar.

He says "Ouch!!"

(I dont always get new reply notifications, pls send a pm when you think it has happened)

Wanna gimme some BTC for any or no reason? 1FmvtS66LFh6ycrXDwKRQTexGJw4UWiqDX Smiley

The more you believe in Bitcoin, and the more you show you do to other people, the faster the real value will soar!

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June 30, 2011, 07:58:19 PM
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Bitcent received! Much Appreciated!
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June 30, 2011, 08:29:19 PM
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turned raptor

Whoa whoa whoa - he turned into a raptor??!!  How did I miss that?

Rapper turned actor... Raptor.

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June 30, 2011, 09:15:20 PM
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Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90).

Tip jar: 1BW6kXgUjGrFTqEpyP8LpVEPQDLTkbATZ6
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June 30, 2011, 09:24:09 PM
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June 30, 2011, 09:24:47 PM
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 Q: - How can you tell when a woman is sexually satisfied?

























 A:- Who cares?

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June 30, 2011, 09:39:33 PM
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http://jokes.cosmobc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/software-design-joke.png

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June 30, 2011, 09:39:56 PM
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Thats what she said.
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