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November 07, 2012, 09:38:54 AM
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Poems often rhyme,
This one doesn't.

Mary had a little lamb,
She called it 'Tiny Fred'
One day she took it to school,
Between 2 slices of bread.

Mary had a little lamb,
It ran into a pylon,
10,000 volts shot up it's arse,
And turned its wool to nylon.

Did you hear about the dyslexic devilworshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse.

I put the sexy in dyslexia!

(I'm dyslexic so I've heard them all and can compile a very large list if anyone wants more Tongue. Also I don't require the BTC, just thought I would raise a few chuckles (hopefully)).

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November 08, 2012, 09:39:19 PM
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November 09, 2012, 08:24:38 AM
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A tcp packet walks into a bar and says “I want a beer”, barman says “so, you want a beer?” and tcp packet says “yes, i want a beer”.
Reminds me of another joke I heard here:
You know what the best part about UDP jokes is?

I don't care if you get it or not.
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November 09, 2012, 11:11:00 AM
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January 07, 2013, 07:10:23 PM
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reviving this hoping to earn a bitcent for my time and LOLs.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/6z72ZT5B7ZI

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ps: couldnt figure out how to properly embed youtube

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January 07, 2013, 07:34:11 PM
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Dont have any great jokes, but sure would like to get cheered up with a free deposit, in your honour I will partake in a cheer!!


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January 07, 2013, 07:43:57 PM
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Ooops ! Forgot my id - the joke's on me!!

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January 07, 2013, 09:21:57 PM
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Dont have any great jokes, but sure would like to get cheered up with a free deposit, in your honour I will partake in a cheer!!



no joke, just a bitcoin request? its somewhat amusing, but not very funny Wink

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January 08, 2013, 02:04:49 AM
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I ended up feeling bad for the guy instead of laughing  Embarrassed

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January 08, 2013, 02:39:09 AM
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zombie dog needs to get the tall human on the ground to bite that throat!
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January 08, 2013, 02:47:56 AM
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Do you like fish sticks?
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January 09, 2013, 08:08:59 AM
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Saw this while waiting for the block chain to download, so might as well give it a shot!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

I'll be here all week.

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January 09, 2013, 09:37:12 PM
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Lol thats a good one.
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January 09, 2013, 11:59:15 PM
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What if someone thought that mining Bitcoin was like electronics recycling and instead of getting gold scrap they expected Bitcoin?
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January 10, 2013, 02:00:44 PM
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What if someone thought that mining Bitcoin was like electronics recycling and instead of getting gold scrap they expected Bitcoin?


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January 10, 2013, 02:16:43 PM
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From BFL thread:
Interview with Butterfly Labs customers
Turn subtitles on!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ERE4uiufqE

(https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=87934.msg1445857#msg1445857)

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While reading what I wrote, use the most friendliest and relaxing voice in your head.
BTW, Things in BTC bubble universes are getting ugly....
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January 10, 2013, 05:49:26 PM
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Bitcent sent  Cheesy
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January 10, 2013, 06:05:14 PM
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Is this real or fake??? I can't believe it..
Why are the voices so funny?

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January 10, 2013, 09:54:11 PM
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What's brown and sticky?


See now I was gonna say a Stick in the Mud.

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January 16, 2013, 05:32:15 AM
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I stick staples up my ass to prevent cancer.
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