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August 20, 2011, 11:17:39 AM
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*ring* *ring*
-Hello?
-Hey, do you know how many audiophiles it takes to change a lightbulb?
-No, how many?
-Tell you later, you wouldn't appreciate the answer on this 12kbps codec


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August 20, 2011, 02:47:36 PM
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How do you make a plumber cry?
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Kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the little boy fall off his swing? He was hit by a dead monkey.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had leukemia and didn't have any arms or legs.

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August 20, 2011, 03:16:56 PM
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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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August 20, 2011, 04:51:32 PM
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How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

Footprints in the butter. Shocked
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August 20, 2011, 05:36:03 PM
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What is yellow and has a B on it? A smiley with sun glasses B) Cool

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August 20, 2011, 07:25:15 PM
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Some jokes I remember from school, just in case you have not heard them. These are pretty gross.

What's black and white and red all over?
A news paper.

What else is black and white and red all over?
A Nun on a meat-hook.

What goes from red to green at the touch of a button?
A frog in a blender.

What's red, screams, and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.

What's green, quiet, and sits in a corner?
The same baby 2 months later.

How do you make a dead baby float?
Tall glass of cola and two scoops of dead baby.


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August 20, 2011, 07:42:16 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeGmlX3oZ8s&feature=channel_video_title

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August 20, 2011, 07:54:18 PM
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True story from a Novell System Support Representative

caller: "Hello, Is this technical support ?"
Tech: "Yes, It is. How may I help you ?"
caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my
warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed ?"
Tech: "Did you say a cup-holder ? "
caller: "Yes! it is attached to the front of my computer tower"
Tech: "Did you receive this as part of a promotion or at a trade show?"
caller: "No, it came with my computer, I don't know anything about a
promotion, It just has 4X on it."

At this point the tech rep had to mute the caller because he was laughing too high. The caller had been using the drawer of CD-ROM drive as a cup holder and snapped it off the drive.
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August 20, 2011, 08:00:16 PM
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Bitcents sent. By the way, I don't currently have the time to read all of these. Tomorrow, I'll be reading every post from page 12 on, so if you have something good, try and post it by tomorrow.
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August 20, 2011, 08:19:00 PM
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August 20, 2011, 08:45:27 PM
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First photos of the Bitcoin Conference start to hit the web...
And the assigned seating chart can finally be revealed...


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August 20, 2011, 08:56:22 PM
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Just gona leave this here for ya...

Make sure to read the OP in the pic before you scroll down!

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August 20, 2011, 09:16:27 PM
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My sig:

Facts about you:
1)You are on the internet right now.
2)You are in the bitcoin right now.
3)You are reading my signature.
5)You haven't noticed #4.
6)You just checked.
7)You're smiling/giggling stupidly right now.
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August 20, 2011, 10:18:04 PM
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What is the difference between a garage with a corvette in it and a garage full of dead babies?







A) I dont have a corvette.

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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will tell you the truth.

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August 21, 2011, 06:29:14 AM
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I don't know how many of you shop at Costco, but if you do, please pay attention. I became a victim of a this scam while shopping there.

This happened to me and it could happen to you, too.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are putting your packages in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts practically falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then they take turns climbing over into the front seat and performing oral sex on you, and in the process one of them steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Friday, and also yesterday and if all goes well - tomorrow............

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August 21, 2011, 07:28:38 AM
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I don't have a joke but, have you heard of unicycle hockey?
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August 21, 2011, 07:43:56 AM
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total lol Cheesy




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August 21, 2011, 01:31:13 PM
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Why did the cow roll down the hill?












Because it had no legs.



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August 21, 2011, 04:00:28 PM
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Why did the hipster burn his lip on a poptart
He ate it before it was cool


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August 21, 2011, 07:24:05 PM
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Ok, I know this is a long one, but believe me, it will be worth your time.  Just whatever you do,

DO NOT SKIP TO THE END OR IT WILL RUIN THE WHOLE JOKE

Anyways, here goes....

So, there's a man crawling through the desert.

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wow, this is the story that gave birth to "tl;dr".



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