Rabbi has been praying for years at the great Western Wall of Jerusalem.
A news reporter decided to cover his story and lengths of his life for the past few days.
Reporter asks" Rabbi, I see you've been praying here now for weeks, years on end; same time every single day. What do you pray for?"
Rabbi responds, "I pray for world peace, happiness, you know, the works."
Reporter inquires, "Have you noticed any changes for the better?"
Rabbi answers, "What do you think? I'm praying to a fucking wall."
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