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August 05, 2011, 12:46:27 PM
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How many Blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?















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Just one..

Blondes will screw anything xD

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August 05, 2011, 12:51:41 PM
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Hey guys did you know Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa?

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August 05, 2011, 06:25:22 PM
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To eliminate all bees you must find the inverse of bee, which is proportionally related to their rate of beeceleration.  So... 1/bee=(vf-vi)/t + honey where honey = sweet and is the least common beenominator...

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August 05, 2011, 06:39:59 PM
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Is that Mike Myers?

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August 05, 2011, 09:24:33 PM
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"TER-MINER-TOR"

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August 06, 2011, 10:10:49 PM
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Damn did I tell you the joke about the 12 inch Pianist..


shit..


I gave the joke away xD

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August 07, 2011, 12:45:09 AM
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Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.” 

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August 07, 2011, 01:06:17 AM
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what do bitcoins and my EX girlfriend have in common?

the both cost me lots of money and ended in a dumping........

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August 09, 2011, 11:26:41 PM
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what do bitcoins and my EX girlfriend have in common?

they are both cheap and virtual?  Tongue
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August 09, 2011, 11:38:06 PM
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Two guys are sitting on a bar stool.

how did they achieve that?


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August 09, 2011, 11:59:58 PM
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Two guys are sitting on a bar stool.

how did they achieve that?



Very small butts?

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August 10, 2011, 12:09:27 AM
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puddin Roll Eyes

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August 10, 2011, 12:21:49 AM
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It has been so hot in Texas that George W. Bush has been waterboarding himself to keep cool.

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August 10, 2011, 02:38:02 AM
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Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?




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August 10, 2011, 02:54:33 AM
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who says my pic doesnt deserve bitcent pays 0,01 BTC!


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August 10, 2011, 04:12:10 PM
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^^ wow... unnatural  Shocked
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August 10, 2011, 04:17:59 PM
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pitch blower  Grin

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August 16, 2011, 10:04:29 PM
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Sorry, guys. I've been really busy lately. Anyway, thanks for taking over the thread while I was gone, bitflow. I'm going to start paying out again, and I'll do it at 2 bitcents like bitflow was. Of course, you're welcome to stay here and continue this offer with me as well, bitfow. Smiley
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August 16, 2011, 11:57:30 PM
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Q: What STD is common among Himalayan mountain guides?

A:  Sherpes.


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August 17, 2011, 12:36:46 AM
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dont know if you play video games, but this video made me, my wife, and my coworkers laugh:
http://www.dorkly.com/video/4532/dorkly-bits-koopa-gets-a-star








if gaming isnt your thing, maybe this is more your speed:











perhaps a funny story?
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/racist_field_trip












if none of that made you laugh, here's a joke:

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"None. I had a perfect marriage."
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Viper. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.
"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.
"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Viper crying.
"What's wrong?"
"I just saw my wife."
"So?"
"She was riding a skateboard."





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