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February 21, 2017, 04:38:37 PM
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Host: Please welcome to the stage Mr. Satoshi Nakamoto.
SN: Howdy. How's all of yous? Today I say why I went into hiding. Coding is hard, so I came an alcoholic. My name is Satoshi Nakamoto ... and I am an alcoholic.
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Host: Satoshi, we're here to help you with your problem. You believe that, don't you? We're here to help you?
SN: Yes. Yes I do. If anybody can loan me some money so to get some wine, I'll sign with my private keys a stash of bitcoins I control for collateral. I swear to you there'll be no funny busy.
Host: Satoshi, with all due respectorama-damma-ding-dong, we don't think that you fully understand the purpose of this meeting.
Satoshi: Okay, instead of wine, how 'bout good ol' Jack Daniels?
Host: That's the spirit!

Haha, that actually made me laugh, you thread derailing sumbitch.

But seriously, we're having guests (AGAIN) so can you stop peeing all over the bathroom floor and at least put the dirty dishes in the sink?  Thx.

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February 21, 2017, 06:30:13 PM
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Host: Please welcome to the stage Mr. Satoshi Nakamoto.
SN: Howdy. How's all of yous? Today I say why I went into hiding. Coding is hard, so I came an alcoholic. My name is Satoshi Nakamoto ... and I am an alcoholic.
<applause>
Host: Satoshi, we're here to help you with your problem. You believe that, don't you? We're here to help you?
SN: Yes. Yes I do. If anybody can loan me some money so to get some wine, I'll sign with my private keys a stash of bitcoins I control for collateral. I swear to you there'll be no funny busy.
Host: Satoshi, with all due respectorama-damma-ding-dong, we don't think that you fully understand the purpose of this meeting.
Satoshi: Okay, instead of wine, how 'bout good ol' Jack Daniels?
Host: That's the spirit!

Haha, that actually made me laugh, you thread derailing sumbitch.

But seriously, we're having guests (AGAIN) so can you stop peeing all over the bathroom floor and at least put the dirty dishes in the sink?  Thx.



Okay, the dirty dishes are now in the sink. Since the water's turned off I'm gonna wash them with my pee. Dinner's at six, and we're having a special guest over so be nice tonight.
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February 21, 2017, 07:15:47 PM
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Okay, the dirty dishes are now in the sink. Since the water's turned off I'm gonna wash them...


Err, what, you wash ur own dishes?  Ok, I just lost all respect for you.  For crying outloud, just stalk yourself a good dishwasher, err, woman.  That's what I did and look at me.   Roll Eyes

But to be successful and not end up in prison you need to follow some basic rules.

1)  Pretend you're dumb so she won't call 911.  One of my dishwasher's first insults was:  "You dumb insecure lil' retard." (I actually have screenshots)

2) Be a man about your sick twisted behavior and take a punch to the face.  Both her and her mom said they were gonna punch me in the face [when] they see me.  That sounds bad, right?  But please [newbie] note the operative word they used:  WHEN! 

See how that works?

There are other important stalking rules but start with these two and also really aim for trailer parks in Sacramento, they seem to have the besties.  Smiley



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February 21, 2017, 07:42:09 PM
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Rule 3)  Grow thick skin and a good sense of humor!




I haven't read these in a while and I can't stop laughing.  Ahh, maybe this girl is more than dishwasher material.  Maybe! 

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February 22, 2017, 10:22:08 AM
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California is spared from flooding. The Army Corps of Engineers just fixed the Oroville dam. Tomorrow, after the rain, they're gonna mop the sidewalks with a toothbrush.
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February 22, 2017, 01:44:33 PM
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California is spared from flooding. The Army Corps of Engineers just fixed the Oroville dam. Tomorrow, after the rain, they're gonna mop the sidewalks with a toothbrush.

The best news is that the quarry next to that dam can finally start blasting earthquakes on a regular basis again.   Roll Eyes

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February 22, 2017, 04:58:54 PM
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California is spared from flooding. The Army Corps of Engineers just fixed the Oroville dam. Tomorrow, after the rain, they're gonna mop the sidewalks with a toothbrush.

The best news is that the quarry next to that dam can finally start blasting earthquakes on a regular basis again.   Roll Eyes

Did you not see the Mexicans carrying buckets of stones to shore up the dam? The quarry is spent. No more M-80 blasting.
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February 22, 2017, 06:22:43 PM
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Did you not see the Mexicans carrying buckets of stones to shore up the dam? The quarry is spent. No more M-80 blasting.

Haha.  Dude, those Mexicans are building the wall next.  No time to waste, moving up to the M1000 blasters from Chinatown.

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February 22, 2017, 08:01:54 PM
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Retards at /r/BTC doing what they do best:  Telegraph!




I've been saying this for nearly a year.  They can't agree so each side is gonna do it their way.  But my guess is that it ain't gonna be pretty.

In fact I said we'd probably see 3 chains instead of just two. 

FREEEEEEE BITCOINS!!!!  YAAAYYYY!!!!

Muppets!!!

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February 22, 2017, 08:40:49 PM
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Retards at /r/BTC doing what they do best:  Telegraph!




I've been saying this for nearly a year.  They can't agree so each side is gonna do it their way.  But my guess is that it ain't gonna be pretty.

In fact I said we'd probably see 3 chains instead of just two. 

FREEEEEEE BITCOINS!!!!  YAAAYYYY!!!!

Muppets!!!

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Hahaha, that's hilarious.  That pretty much says it all for the coming fork!

You switched to 444?  There I fixed it for you.  Smiley

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February 23, 2017, 01:16:32 AM
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Host: Please welcome to the stage Mr. Satoshi Nakamoto.
SN: Howdy. How's all of yous? Today I say why I went into hiding. Coding is hard, so I came an alcoholic. My name is Satoshi Nakamoto ... and I am an alcoholic.
<applause>
Host: Satoshi, we're here to help you with your problem. You believe that, don't you? We're here to help you?
SN: Yes. Yes I do. If anybody can loan me some money so to get some wine, I'll sign with my private keys a stash of bitcoins I control for collateral. I swear to you there'll be no funny busy.
Host: Satoshi, with all due respectorama-damma-ding-dong, we don't think that you fully understand the purpose of this meeting.
Satoshi: Okay, instead of wine, how 'bout good ol' Jack Daniels?
Host: That's the spirit!

Haha, that actually made me laugh, you thread derailing sumbitch.

But seriously, we're having guests (AGAIN) so can you stop peeing all over the bathroom floor and at least put the dirty dishes in the sink?  Thx.

You do realize he is the legendary Yellow Pee Pee Monster! right ?
https://yppm.removed.us/

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February 23, 2017, 01:26:26 AM
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Hahaha, that's hilarious.  That pretty much says it all for the coming fork!

You switched to 444?  There I fixed it for you.  Smiley

My standard size is 314, but depending on the image and/or content, I use 256, 333 and 444 (sometimes 500), centered if warranted. I try to be mindful of size taking into consideration other people's devices. Remember, White Size Matters.
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February 23, 2017, 03:25:44 AM
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Muppets!!!


All I heard was Muppets!    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Mahna Mahna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQ

Old Dogs remember the Disco Version   Wink
Lipstique - Ma Nah Ma Nah-Disco (1977)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TslHiZknOxk


 Cool

FYI:
"Manah is the demon of sensual desire that was sent by Ahriman to seduce the prophet Zarathustra. His eternal opponent is Vohu Manah. Aka Manah is the hypostatic abstraction of accusative akem manah (akәm manah), "manah made evil". The objectification of this malign influence is the demon Aka/Akem Manah, who appears in later texts as Middle Persian Akoman and New Persian Akvan." -Wikipedia
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February 23, 2017, 09:13:52 AM
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Retards at /r/BTC doing what they do best:  Telegraph!




I've been saying this for nearly a year.  They can't agree so each side is gonna do it their way.  But my guess is that it ain't gonna be pretty.

In fact I said we'd probably see 3 chains instead of just two. 

FREEEEEEE BITCOINS!!!!  YAAAYYYY!!!!

Muppets!!!

Who wrote the reddit post?  Is this just blabla or serious?

INVALID BBCODE: close of unopened tag in table (1)
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February 23, 2017, 02:45:35 PM
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The price of bitcoin is now steady above 1,100 dollars. I remember in 2013 bitcoin touched this level but crashed after a few days.
The fundamentals of bitcoin is now stronger than 4 years ago. It seems that every assets (bitcoin, stocks) is rising now.

     

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February 23, 2017, 05:05:46 PM
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The price of bitcoin is now steady above 1,100 dollars. I remember in 2013 bitcoin touched this level but crashed after a few days.
The fundamentals of bitcoin is now stronger than 4 years ago. It seems that every assets (bitcoin, stocks) is rising now.

Yeah, besides the unknown risk and market reaction of a potential imminent Bitcoin chain split, I'd say Bitcoin is setting up for a massive run.  ~$3,000 in the next few months and very possible to hit ~$25,000 later this year if the COIN ETF is approved. 

After the civil war quiets down it should be a massive bull market for btc and a few select alts.

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February 23, 2017, 06:16:58 PM
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Spoetnik.  Some treasures lay lost some are found.  Oh the humanixty.

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February 23, 2017, 08:09:59 PM
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Spoetnik.  Some treasures lay lost some are found.  Oh the humanixty.



http://infotel.ca/newsitem/forty-foot-fred-found-on-farm/it27459


Now, if only Satoshi were 40 feet tall with fire shooting outta his arse, we'd be able to find him too via Google maps.
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February 23, 2017, 08:24:11 PM
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Fred probably came from one of the games / water slides type places here.

But i had a dream about Vlad for some reason and it was pretty weird and hard to explain.

It was like he led me into a secret area with some sort of lair of Satoshi was..
Where we would be caught and he showed me this room with a huge pile of stuff in it representing his genius etc.
A wall of magazines and technical books everywhere and in the middle of the room for some off reason he had a super small yet jam packed marijuana garden with every type of pot plant possible.
I am not sure if i was suspecting maybe he was Satoshi or he had a connection to him or what.
It was an odd dream with out a clear point etc.

His Riddles are fucking with my mind  Angry

He's infiltrated my brain and is planting seeds of Satoshi mystery in there!  Shocked

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