Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[Taki]

We all know about those shit posts and see them by our own eyes like daily. Was it necessary to start a whole new tread about it? But it's actually good to laugh at some comments you guys posted here

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[xtraelv]

We all know about those shit posts and see them by our own eyes like daily. Was it necessary to start a whole new tread about it? But it's actually good to laugh at some comments you guys posted here

The initial purpose of the thread was to post the funniest. Everyone is annoyed by the shitposts but every once in a while there is one that makes you laugh.

[DdmrDdmr]

The initial purpose of the thread was to post the funniest. Everyone is annoyed by the shitposts but every once in a while there is one that makes you laugh.

I don’t know if you accept tragicomedies as a variant of comedy. Maybe you’ll create a thread just on this topic to separate the sweet from the sour. Anyway, here go a couple of the former variant which kind of make you laugh and sob at the same time:

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sMerits   Post                                                                            Content
50        https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2899692.msg29828044#msg29828044         Other thread?
50        https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2612713.msg26582460#msg26582460         Reserved
23        https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2090765.msg36688913#msg36688913         Thanks man! Like I said, the channels of communication that are strongest for us are Discord and Reddit.
20        https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=654845.msg11029678#msg11029678          Hitbtc  voted
10        https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3127836.msg32358226#msg32358226         add me to telegram @cryptonatorz

Some are red tagged for obviuos reasons.

[Joel_Jantsen]

We all know about those shit posts and see them by our own eyes like daily. Was it necessary to start a whole new tread about it? But it's actually good to laugh at some comments you guys posted here

The initial purpose of the thread was to post the funniest. Everyone is annoyed by the shitposts but every once in a while there is one that makes you laugh.

To be honest, forum would be a little boring place without all the shit-posts and drama. As much as I love the technical stuff on the forum, I occasionally sneak into threads for a some quick giggles.Off-topic section being my favourite.

Thread : Do you like fishing?

Genius :

i like fishing. i eat fish and rich is very sweet test.when rain come,we always together the pond and river catch the fish.much fish we catch that we are eating. we eat heavy fish than the other food.fish eating is good for health.

[hilariousandco]

Hey gays.
Please Help Me.
I'm newbie in here and  i don't know why my post and active is same.

Please visit my profile

[xtraelv]

Hey gays.
Please Help Me.
I'm newbie in here and  i don't know why my post and active is same.

Please visit my profile

I like the response from Foxpup as well.   

I'm straight, but I will try to help anyway.

[MagicSmoker]

I don’t know if you accept tragicomedies as a variant of comedy. Maybe you’ll create a thread just on this topic to separate the sweet from the sour. Anyway, here go a couple of the former variant which kind of make you laugh and sob at the same time:
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No, these aren't funny at all; they're depressing, actually.

To be honest, forum would be a little boring place without all the shit-posts and drama. As much as I love the technical stuff on the forum, I occasionally sneak into threads for a some quick giggles.Off-topic section being my favourite.

Thread : Do you like fishing?

Genius :

i like fishing. i eat fish and rich is very sweet test.when rain come,we always together the pond and river catch the fish.much fish we catch that we are eating. we eat heavy fish than the other food.fish eating is good for health.

This, however, is comedy gold! I wonder if "heavy fish" means it has more mercury, like tuna?  

[suchmoon]

The Howeycoins thread is an excellent honeypot for shitposters. Nearly every recent post is praising the SEC.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3920469.0

Preacher_Coc is a brilliant name too.


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[Steamtyme]

We all know about those shit posts and see them by our own eyes like daily. Was it necessary to start a whole new tread about it? But it's actually good to laugh at some comments you guys posted here

The initial purpose of the thread was to post the funniest. Everyone is annoyed by the shitposts but every once in a while there is one that makes you laugh.

To be honest, forum would be a little boring place without all the shit-posts and drama. As much as I love the technical stuff on the forum, I occasionally sneak into threads for a some quick giggles.Off-topic section being my favourite.

It is nice to laugh at the level of greatness in these posts. This has become my new "funny pages".   

Helps break up the frustration in between reporting the average shitty post, when you find that one that's so bad you can't help but laugh.

[hilariousandco]

The Howeycoins thread is an excellent honeypot for shitposters. Nearly every recent post is praising the SEC.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3920469.0

Preacher_Coc is a brilliant name too.


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A lot of those are farmer bots belonging to the same russiqn farmer. They just post the same crap reworded slightly on each account. Doesn't look out of place amongst the trash of bounty/ICO threads.

[MagicSmoker]

Here's one I found when checking the post history to see if the user was worthy of receiving a merit; unsurprisingly, he was not worthy:

because when the market is down the price of each cryptos are going down , it was affected , so many crypto are have been sold . ao the market os down , but when it is down it is the best time to buy tokens

[xtraelv]

Here's one I found when checking the post history to see if the user was worthy of receiving a merit; unsurprisingly, he was not worthy:

because when the market is down the price of each cryptos are going down , it was affected , so many crypto are have been sold . ao the market os down , but when it is down it is the best time to buy tokens

If it had been posted by a user called "magicsmoker" I'd understand the reason.

It is a nice mind, to sell some party if you need money. I think in general, if you are investing in Bitcoin you must have a plan about some surprises in your life about the money.

Same with me but the one saw i'm masturbating is my sister. It's so ankward.

Sometimes I wonder if I believe in human evolution. Which led me to this old topic. (Don't ask how)

[MagicSmoker]

Here's a thread that's a two-fer - a whole bunch of shitposting and it's on how hard it is to make money on bounties ever since the merit system was introduced:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3396523.0

Here's one I found when checking the post history to see if the user was worthy of receiving a merit; unsurprisingly, he was not worthy:

because when the market is down the price of each cryptos are going down , it was affected , so many crypto are have been sold . ao the market os down , but when it is down it is the best time to buy tokens

If it had been posted by a user called "magicsmoker" I'd understand the reason.

Hah, but my user name refers to my propensity to let the magic smoke out of electronics... because I design switching power supplies and motor drives for a living.

Not that I have a problem with other kinds of magic smoke; I'm a Libertarian that way.

Same with me but the one saw i'm masturbating is my sister. It's so ankward.

Sometimes I wonder if I believe in human evolution. Which led me to this old topic. (Don't ask how)

Hmm, ankward indeed... 

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Hmm, ankward indeed...  

Ankward, yes, but that's what you can expect when you all share the same bed, along with the same IP address from which the family supports itself by shitposting.  That's my visual model of how these people operate in the world.

It's unfortunate that so many people choose to breed these days, when they're bringing babies into poverty and stupidity.  As far as evolution goes, I'm not sure what advantage strong and smart people have that would cause them to be selected over a bunch of idiotic weaklings who can function just fine by surviving on state aid and spamming jobs.  It's entirely ass-backward.

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OMG, that's awful.  What microscopic amount of thought there is in that thread is killed by the shitty English.

I think the worst thing I've done in my life is that we split my girlfriend.

That sounds like it'd be a crime in most jurisdictions.

[suchmoon]

Ok, this one is a bit unfair because the original is in Russian so translation is probably distorting the thoughtful and deep discussion going on for 50 pages of this thread...

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3092882


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I do feel a bit sick after reading this so maybe I should go post there.

[MagicSmoker]

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It's unfortunate that so many people choose to breed these days, when they're bringing babies into poverty and stupidity.  As far as evolution goes, I'm not sure what advantage strong and smart people have that would cause them to be selected over a bunch of idiotic weaklings who can function just fine by surviving on state aid and spamming jobs.  It's entirely ass-backward.
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You must be a fellow fan of Idiocracy, but if you haven't seen it I highly recommend it!

Ok, this one is a bit unfair because the original is in Russian so translation is probably distorting the thoughtful and deep discussion going on for 50 pages of this thread...

What the hell... "I often break something myself, then my arm, then my leg"?!? 

[hilariousetc]

One from yesterday:

Best kind of frogs

We all know frogs are amazing animals. They eat bugs, they hop around, they're just all around cool animals.

But which kind is the best? What do you think? I had some green tree frogs and they were awesome.

It's probably a copy and paste from somewhere as well.

Necrombumped today:

Automatic transmission or manual transmission?

Ok, this one is a bit unfair because the original is in Russian so translation is probably distorting the thoughtful and deep discussion going on for 50 pages of this thread...

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3092882



I do feel a bit sick after reading this so maybe I should go post there.

Trashed that thread earlier. I dread to think what goes on in some of the local boards with no mod at all (or not a very active one). The local Vietnamese thread was just hundreds of users copy and pasting bits of nursery rhymes pages after page because they quickly learned they could get away with it.

[suchmoon]

LOL, look at the timestamps of these posts - couple minutes apart. Quantity over quality: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=1781705;sa=showPosts

But on the bright side - it got me to this thread, which is brilliant: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4441782

What was the worst thing that you did in your ilfe?

I made out with another person.

I think the worst thing I've done in my life is that we split my girlfriend.

i was collect 2K$ and lost in online work then i again make same amount and lost online work now my pockets empty. and very sad  

the worst thing I do is to do things that are beyond logic and mind

[tmfp]

LOL, look at the timestamps of these posts - couple minutes apart. Quantity over quality: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=1781705;sa=showPosts

But on the bright side - it got me to this thread, which is brilliant: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=1781705;sa=showPosts

What was the worst thing that you did in your ilfe?

I made out with another person.

I think the worst thing I've done in my life is that we split my girlfriend.

i was collect 2K$ and lost in online work then i again make same amount and lost online work now my pockets empty. and very sad 

the worst thing I do is to do things that are beyond logic and mind

Yeah, not bots, but made by the much maligned, young, poor English speaking but definitely human, newbies.
We all know them, the irritating kids who are enthusiastic about crypto for all the "wrong" reasons, according to their elders and betters with their elder and better elitism; reasons like wanting to actually possess something of their own.
Very definitely elder myself, I find it rather poignant to read a "pajeet" chat sometimes.
In a bounty summary thread recently they were doing pragmatic mutual support, mixed with moaning about how many times they never got paid or the tokens were worthless, but they're going to keep on trying.
They have no idea how "Merit" works, much less the surreal Trust System (me, neither) and enduring ritual abuse if they ask about it means time is better spent retweeting for a new ICO, or ten new ICO's because that means ten times the chance of adding to their proudly accumulated "portfolio" of alt lottery tokens.
These "morons" and "idiotic weaklings" are the grass roots of future cryptocurrency.
Their generation is likely to be the first one to live in a world of widespread adoption, with all the possibilities that can bring and these kids will drive it.
Early adopting Geeks, idealists, whales and speculators, who are all of a sudden fiat millionaires should count their blessings for being in the right place at the right time, not assume they have the keys to the Crypto Kingdom for ever and ever.
This BCT forum is a broad church, all human life is here, including the young, poor, uneducated and unwhite.
By all means kick the ass out of here what you perceive threatens your forum needs and values, spams, scams, whatever, but don't chuck the babies out with the bathwater.

[stompix]

This guy is a gold mine:

if I think the happiest time when new bride. and there is no painful time when toothache. because the toothache to eat does not taste hungry. hear the voice of people talking sick. sleeping wrong, wrong motion .

if I will multiply my business and money. because the present day with money so smooth affairs. because I have a neighbor when beautiful new age 22 but want in marriage with people aged 60 years. because his legs are rich .