Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[Lafu]

[Important question] Does serial number makes difference?

Hi,

As I can see, for example, the same general model name Gigabyte R9 280x have different codes, such as GA-VC-R928XOC-3GD, GV-R928XOC-3GD, R928XOC-3GD.

Does this make any difference in the hashrate achieved?

Lol , yeah so higher the Serial number so higher the Hashrate !  Lol   

[1714157011]

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[Lafu]

Taken down this pool as coin sucks ball sack.

[DdmrDdmr]

i suggest to reset everthing in zero.even legendary accounts.not all legenadary accsr.are.helpful many of them arw garbeage aeticle

Language accuracy is often inversely proportional to the number of characters in the phrase, degrading exponentially with each additional character… surprisingly, still understandable.

[nutildah]

Just caught this beaut.



I've been very brave today as I've made at least 100 decisions, including to ridicule this post.

How many Merits does this post deserve for this information we all need?

10, 20 or more?

[stompix]

Reported this guy earlier for plagiarism (probably a bot creating posts by taking random phrases from previous posts or something like that), check one of his posts:

How to deploy voting groups or add job options to the Home forum. Because there are many job opportunities in electronic money. However, I was still corrected. A small selection from your post has escaped deletion. Post when you have something of interest to say, not just for the sake of increasing the number of your posts, it's possible to get some sats / exposure for your signature.

[nutildah]

Reported this guy earlier for plagiarism (probably a bot creating posts by taking random phrases from previous posts or something like that), check one of his posts:

How to deploy voting groups or add job options to the Home forum. Because there are many job opportunities in electronic money. However, I was still corrected. A small selection from your post has escaped deletion. Post when you have something of interest to say, not just for the sake of increasing the number of your posts, it's possible to get some sats / exposure for your signature.

  He's a human, or else the bot really knows how to take some creative liberties. Here's the original post:

Either ways you can edit your post after it is being posted on a thread. So i don't think that should be the focus on this forum. How about implementing Vote pools, or Add job option to the Home forums. I know I the place can be vandalized but with strict forum moderator the place can turn out good. Because there are so many job opportunities in cryptocurrency. Without a special thread for it, posting job opportunities around other threads will still be regarded spam. I stand to be corrected though. Just adding up... 

[hilariousetc]

Reported this guy earlier for plagiarism (probably a bot creating posts by taking random phrases from previous posts or something like that), check one of his posts:

How to deploy voting groups or add job options to the Home forum. Because there are many job opportunities in electronic money. However, I was still corrected. A small selection from your post has escaped deletion. Post when you have something of interest to say, not just for the sake of increasing the number of your posts, it's possible to get some sats / exposure for your signature.

  He's a human, or else the bot really knows how to take some creative liberties. Here's the original post:

Either ways you can edit your post after it is being posted on a thread. So i don't think that should be the focus on this forum. How about implementing Vote pools, or Add job option to the Home forums. I know I the place can be vandalized but with strict forum moderator the place can turn out good. Because there are so many job opportunities in cryptocurrency. Without a special thread for it, posting job opportunities around other threads will still be regarded spam. I stand to be corrected though. Just adding up... 

Sometimes the bots take posts from several users and combine them together in a composite. It's a bit freaky when they make sense or it's hard to tell a bot has done it. I think that Lion_ashy post may also be a copy and paste of one or more posts from somewhere else as well but I can't find anything. It seems to be replying to nobody, is very scatterbrained and doesn't really make sense. Some bots change words for synonyms to avoid detection and look original, and as such the post makes less sense and tends to stand out, which that one looks to me like it may.

[MagicSmoker]

Sometimes the bots take posts from several users and combine them together in a composite. It's a bit freaky when they make sense or it's hard to tell a bot has done it. I think that Lion_ashy post may also be a copy and paste of one or more posts from somewhere else as well but I can't find anything.
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Yep, and to catch this kind of insidious bot I do a google search on a short, but likely unique phrase from a post to see if there are any matches elsewhere. This isn't a foolproof method for dodging "homograph" substitutions but it generally finds the mix-and-match bots (aka word salad shooters).

EDIT - I couldn't find any matches from that Lion_ashy post, either, so I read some of the post history and concluded it's likely a real person, probably Russian.

[xtraelv]

Just caught this beaut.



I've been very brave today as I've made at least 100 decisions, including to ridicule this post.

How many Merits does this post deserve for this information we all need?

10, 20 or more?

Many people ARE scary when the price has been dumped !

I've seen coin communities ready to lynch their Devs and throttle their community co-ordinator.

[hilariousandco]

Re: What's your idea of heaven?

loving bounty and reserv to join in it now

[MagicSmoker]

That honeypot for merit begging, the merit & new ranks thread, attracts some real doozies. Here's the latest:

What is Merit ?
Merit is the mirror of your knowledge about Crypto world. Post or share some Good Content, achieve trust from other valuable member. We most of the people want to be celebrity but they never search that they have any kind of telnet or not. We most of us loves to live in dream, because dream's make his path depend on our demand, actually what you thought all day long. So don't make a palace in your dream , Just make a hootch in real life. Find real you and write your invention, thought, idea and share you dream to all. If people like your idea, if you touch there feelings they will give you reward, or justify or give some honor of your dream that's called Merit.


Rank is not power of member, its indicate how long he is belongs to this site. If anyone stay with this site one day he will be a boss of crypto Knowledge.
Rank represent depth of know about Crypto Market all though Crypto World.


I like Merit system. I don't know will I rank up or not, But I am pretty sure I will get some knowledge from here.

My telnet is full of awesome-sauce and my hootch is stocked with hooch!

[xtraelv]

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3920469.msg42440294#msg42440294  

Dude, this thread is a honeypot for catching spammers, shitposters and bots! If someone mindlessly posts how great this project is then they should be marked for banning, no?

#BanCyrus

Good project.

Holy shit... I totally missed that! Epic!

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3920469.msg37618957#msg37618957

But wait.....
......there is more !  


https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3920469.msg37620701#msg37620701  

Of course it is a good project as endorsed by bitcointalk and approved by the SEC.

[LogitechMouse]

I tried to visit this thread and read the posts on this thread https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4709740.0.

Maybe some of them are not funny (I think)..  


I can't understand this


Now I know that Bitcoin is an "ONLINE JOB" already


Can somebody explain what he is saying?


Because some are using the word "MOON" in Bitcoin, he think that the it is like the MOON LANDING.

[xtraelv]

Because some are using the word "MOON" in Bitcoin, he think that the it is like the MOON LANDING.

Lamborghini could make a fortune with a "Alla Luna" model just for the crypto community.

They make tractors too. Which could be useful here:

Vitalik will lessen the reward for excavators by 80%.

[suchmoon]

Technology makes Earth flat:

Hey, I think you are talking about Earth Shape.

But in addition I think and believe that Earth is flat. Because anyone can get information from one place. I can get info from one country to another but I still staying one place. It's happened only because of internet. By using internet you can do any business.
There are so many digital marketing company from digital origin/Countries. You can make this earth flat by technology.

[hilariousetc]

I tried to visit this thread and read the posts on this thread https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4709740.0.

Maybe some of them are not funny (I think)..  


I can't understand this


Now I know that Bitcoin is an "ONLINE JOB" already


Can somebody explain what he is saying?


Because some are using the word "MOON" in Bitcoin, he think that the it is like the MOON LANDING.

That thread is just an example of how shitposters take over and ruin most threads. I'm not saying the original post is anything commendable, but at least he put a bit of effort in and was sharing his thoughts, yet it quickly descends into spam when users just read the title of the thread and not the op and take it as if they should just finish off the sentence, hence all these comments:

Bitcoin is crypotocurrency.

bitcoin is the new currency of the future!

Bitcoin is good for posture:

Bitcoin is a very good posture. The practice of cryptoconference is raging in all countries, Bitcoin is a net-moving currency. Need online network for this

"Daily needs" is probably my least favourite two words on this forum. I'm not sure why it's such a buzz-term with these people:

Bitcoin is very helpful for us this forum is not a bubble we can trust this. It can help us to our future, for our daily needs and we can invest here. While we can earn money we our learning and saying about whatbis in the world or whats happening and also about crypto.

Bitcoin is a very helpful forum because while were learning and to know about crypto we are earning money we can use it for our daily needs and for the future.

I wonder what the chances are of them two being the same  . I love how some people here seem to think that this forum is actually 'bitcoin', which isn't surprising when they have little to no actual knowledge of what bitcoin is other than they can earn here (not to mention that they probably never even earn any actual bitcoin but just craptokens).

[hilariousetc]

From what I've gathered a lot of ICOs don't even end up paying their bounties these days and pretty much just trick new members into wearing their sigs. Going by the board's current state of affairs, if I was running an ICO I wouldn't pay anybody less than a Senior Member to wear my sig, and even then I'd want some kind of quality control measures in place.

I think we're experiencing the middle-to-end of a gold rush era because the amount of noobs that sign up here with the sole intention of making the forum a source of income is simply overwhelming.

In my 4+ years as a member I've probably clicked on less than 5 signatures -- I just don't see how this kind of behavior is sustainable.

I can't comment on how many campaigns don't end up paying because I don't really monitor that or them that closely, but it's not surprising if/when they don't pay users and non-payment will probably become much more common. People probably shouldn't join them unless they have some sort of bond in escrow covering the payouts but most are too naive and desperate for that. Most ICOs are scams in some capacity and are just money grabs for their operators wrapped in some bullshit to try get people to invest. They're often run by the greedy and nefarious so it wouldn't be surprising if they just keep the tokens for themselves once the dirty work has been done for them.  

As for the effectiveness of signature campaigns; well, that's hard to say, but they do work in getting your name out there so are good exposure. When I joined this forum PrimeDice sigs where everywhere and one of the first things I noticed here, so they do work, even if it's subliminally, but I'm not sure how much that translates into actual traffic and money driven to their site and whether it's worth it or not. Sadly, the number of bitcoin-paying campaigns have dwindled and are now fairly rare now or when they do pop up slots are taken very fast, whereas altcoin campaigns are ten to the dozen and usually accept hundreds of people often with unlimited slots. They pay people in tokens they've created themselves nine times out of ten so therefore they've got nothing to lose as they're getting free advertising and sadly that works even better when you've got thousands of shitposters posting for you all over the forum and quality doesn't matter. The only time I'm ever made aware of the new ICOs of the month is when I see illiterates spamming or copy and pasting junk everywhere bearing the signature of an ICO so the sig advertising does work. I'm sure there are plenty of get rich quick idiots who are all too happy to invest in (what they think or hope) is the next big thing and click on the signatures offering them an investment opportunity.

[MagicSmoker]

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3920469.msg37618957#msg37618957

But wait.....
......there is more !  


https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3920469.msg37620701#msg37620701  

Of course it is a good project as endorsed by bitcointalk and approved by the SEC.

I also missed that Cyrus got merited by 3 people! I wonder if DT1 should be notified of merit abuse? 

Speaking of merit abuse, I finally gave you one for starting this thread because it has definitely delivered the laughs... Also the tears... Some of these people (bots) are so stupid they'd forget to breathe if it wasn't an autonomic function.

[MagicSmoker]

Technology makes Earth flat:

Hey, I think you are talking about Earth Shape.

But in addition I think and believe that Earth is flat. Because anyone can get information from one place. I can get info from one country to another but I still staying one place. It's happened only because of internet. By using internet you can do any business.
There are so many digital marketing company from digital origin/Countries. You can make this earth flat by technology.

I just blew a mouthful of cheap chardonnay all over my screen! The flat-earthers are right! 

[xtraelv]

Please help
i'm new in bitcoin ,.
how to get a steak and what the term steak is .., ??

Payments for this week sent. tx: https://www.blocktrail.com/BTC/tx/e20b1fad7e1e1364ea4806ffac70c739aff29fa32161a877bf7e5a8871444aaf

No new open slots, but if you feel you have exceptional post quality or are a trusted member of the community, I may be willing to open a slot for you.

Username: Goodluck2
Post Count: 594
BTC Address: 1L1YgmqrsYRvXqYjQc4YiXCFPgmCwDFWp9

Dear Sir DarkStar_! my post quality is very good so I want to join your campaign please sir give me a slut .
Thanks