Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[hilariousetc]

It is extremely funny to see. Basically every single thread in this forum is the same.

Somebody makes a post, and with 2-3 comments all comments clearly show that the poster have not read (or understood) a single word of what the OP wrote..... Instead comments merely become desperate attempts to talk each other into hope that Bitcoin will rise again.

freightjoe is actually misguided, but I know why. People don't understand the thread because they're mostly sig spammers/farmers who don't know much about bitcoin other than it rises and falls (and they're hoping it rises obviously) nor do they usually actually even read the content of the op but often just title and just churn out their one/two liners as fast as possible. freightjoe is also probably NLC. A serial ban evader for botting the forum with fud and porn bots. Check his post history. All his posts are just slagging bitcoin off. Pure 100% fud troll either way.

[hilariousandco]

So many levels of wrong:

[pugman]

^ Great, Bitcoin became a slut. People want to do it now. Wouldn't be surprised if it gets AIDs and better, it becomes impregnated.

[LeGaulois]

Most of the country are get payment online bitcoin system. So we have to easy system to provide this. I would like the proper way to get money and most of the system are get payment. When i will go market buy some product so easy to payment system from bitcoin payment. Just so much low time to transaction in this getway. Only some of country are this system is open. I want to know most of the country are accepted this system. I would like this system are not make then they have to face any problem. So be trabble the system fall the market. I suggest personal think if the govt this open system the easy to work from it. I like this system so many country are accepted this system.

I needed to read this one 4 times to understand and still not sure I did. My English isn't perfect for sure but just to show how you can waste your time reading some members here for something that doesn't worth...

[stompix]

Yeah, curiosity killed the cat, never go to the off-topic section....

How to get girls when you're not handsome?

Attention to him, always caring for him, honest, and sincere love for him.

same topic..

my advice you ought to be capable of make it secure first with a wonder which could affect his coronary heart experience satisfied with what we provide.

And for God's sake !!!!! Some guys are using text spinning even in this kind of topic....

You can Get a Girl, by being Witty. It is an edge if you're funny everytime, you can get along easily with a good never ending conversation. That could be a nice way to catch chicks. Nowadays, Nothing beats a humorous date.

you can Get a girl, by means of being Witty. it's miles an edge in case you're humorous everytime, you may get alongside easily with an excellent in no way ending communique. that could be a pleasant manner to catch chicks. nowadays, nothing beats a humorous date.

You can Get a Girl, by being Witty. It is an edge if you're funny everytime, you can get along easily with a good never ending conversation. That could be a nice way to catch chicks. Nowadays, Nothing beats a humorous date.

Oh, and...

Now i'm JR. Member , what now?

Post, post, post, as much as you can as fast as the system will let you until you level up!

^ Great, Bitcoin became a slut. People want to do it now. Wouldn't be surprised if it gets AIDs and better, it becomes impregnated.

Bitcoin is a slut!

[LeGaulois]

I can't work that First77 guy out. I've already warned him about all the threads he keeps posting in the wrong sections, and he doesn't seem to be interested in bitcoin and even keeps creating crap threads in the wrong section usually seemingly trying to slag bitcoin off and promote gold investment instead. Think he's likely just trying to get hits to his website and YouTube videos in his signature more than anything.

I reported this guy 2 times recently. He does the same thing for some time now. I didn't care at first but I am done reading his crap.
He posts always the same thing literally copy-pasting his own comment on different topics. When he posts about gold he just copies paste some stats he found on the www (ie.: Russia own xxx tons of gold, and USA sold xxx millions of dollars, or Apple value is xxx millions, 10 years back it was xxx dollars)

Bitcoin $6500 is bitcoin to the moon and back. Just like NASA.

Bitcoin $6500 is Bitcoin to the moon and back. Just like NASA.

Will blockchain technology make online voting in National elections 100% secure and safe ??

Will blockchain technology make online voting in National elections 100% secure and safe ??

The Chinese investor bought 100,000 Bitcoins at $12000 and the price fell to $6000.

The Chinese investor bought 100,000 Bitcoins at $12000 and the price fell to $6000. At $7000, bitcoin is high risk.

Picture posted over and over without comment
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4560952.msg43546801#msg43546801
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4828026.msg43655978#msg43655978

I keep to report him, and the posts get deleted as it should be, but Mods stop being nice to people and ban this guy. He doesn't care about the warnings and continues to do his crap!
Yesterday I reported  him for copy pasting, I am suprised he hasn't banned yet with his record
MasterCard is running a signature campaign?

Mastercard slogan: There are somethings money cannot buy, for everything else there is Mastercard

Mastercard Slogan: There are somethings money cannot buy, for everything else there is Mastercard.

In case users forget what is the topic about....
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2791717.msg44657942#msg44657942
Thanks but I can read the title myself without a reminder...

I agree Apple Inc. worth $1,000,000,000,000

Thank you Sir AppleMarketCap, it's perhaps the 5th time you keep posting this.

[MagicSmoker]

This is my favorite thread so far...

...and that's kinda depressing.

[xtraelv]

Unfortunately just a bot but quite funny. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2314540 Already reported and will get nuked soon.

I can't work that First77 guy out. I've already warned him about all the threads he keeps posting in the wrong sections, and he doesn't seem to be interested in bitcoin and even keeps creating crap threads in the wrong section usually seemingly trying to slag bitcoin off and promote gold investment instead. Think he's likely just trying to get hits to his website and YouTube videos in his signature more than anything.

Let me put your mind at ease - don't try and work him out. Look at her ramblings on her website http://dangerousmother.com/ and you will understand why you cannot work her out.  

[hilariousetc]

I can't work that First77 guy out. I've already warned him about all the threads he keeps posting in the wrong sections, and he doesn't seem to be interested in bitcoin and even keeps creating crap threads in the wrong section usually seemingly trying to slag bitcoin off and promote gold investment instead. Think he's likely just trying to get hits to his website and YouTube videos in his signature more than anything.

Let me put your mind at ease - don't try and work him out. Look at her ramblings on her website http://dangerousmother.com/ and you will understand why you cannot work her out.  

Lol. I think his posts here are essentially just indirect ref spam. He's trying to get hits to both his youtube channel for the youtube view money and also he has ref links on that website trying to get people to invest in what looks like some sort of ponzi scam gold site. He actually messaged me this morning asking why two of his threads were "incorrectly" moved to speculation today (they were in the right forum but actually went in the trash).

Also lol:

Many people will say that my website has 1995 design.  'dangerousmother.com'  with 1995 design is internet's heritage.. 450 million websites on the internet went for modern designs and forgot internet's heritage.

[KWH]

@hilariousetc

Keep trashing the trash and while you're at it, why not at least temp ban those that bump their sales threads 3-5 times per day? If you look through a few of these, they are using alts to carry on a conversation to keep their threads at the top.

[hilariousetc]

Picture posted over and over without comment
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4560952.msg43546801#msg43546801
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4828026.msg43655978#msg43655978



I keep to report him, and the posts get deleted as it should be, but Mods stop being nice to people and ban this guy. He doesn't care about the warnings and continues to do his crap!
Yesterday I reported  him for copy pasting, I am suprised he hasn't banned yet with his record

Surely this is copy and pasted from somewhere or jumbled up maybe:

Worst management from the Indian governments,they fell in each part and increase their crime rates after the Narendra Modi becomes the Prime minister of India.The lost amounts were collected from all the citizen by increasing the taxes to every products that people using everyday but they are getting no benefits from paying taxes to that country.So all the Indians need to think well before voting in the common elections of they want good future.

91 people died in queues outside ATMs and banks


On November 08, 2016, Indian Prime minister made a sudden announcement that Rs 500 and Rs 1000 currency notes will be invalid from November 09, 2016. The Indian government's plan was to destroy all black money/unpaid taxes hidden by Indians in cash in the form of Rs 500 and Rs 1000 notes.

Indian people were given time till November 23, 2016 to exchange the old currency notes at all the banks in India. So there were long queues outside Banks in India for depositing money and also for withdrawing money. I was in the queue at the bank for 2 hours and 30 minutes.

Later Indian Congress leader "Rahul Gandhi" said "91 people had died in queues outside banks and ATM's" which was the result of sudden announcement by PM Narendra Modi.

Prime Minister Narendra Modi is very proud of his actions

@hilariousetc

Keep trashing the trash and while you're at it, why not at least temp ban those that bump their sales threads 3-5 times per day? If you look through a few of these, they are using alts to carry on a conversation to keep their threads at the top.

I sometimes do, but I'm starting to give up here. Pointless banning people when they just evade their ban on alts. Some people clearly have multiple accounts to sell the same thing but there's little I can do about it and it's pointless wasting time on it unless things change which I can't see ever happening.

[nutildah]

Unfortunately just a bot but quite funny. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2314540 Already reported and will get nuked soon.

Eww... This person touches the animals at the zoo? That's simply unsanitary.

[xtraelv]

Unfortunately just a bot but quite funny. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2314540 Already reported and will get nuked soon.

Eww... This person touches the animals at the zoo? That's simply unsanitary.

Yeah he wants to captcha those animals and then feel them.

I think "Is religion important" would be quite a cool bollywood movie.

[LeGaulois]

Surely this is copy and pasted from somewhere or jumbled up maybe:

Sometimes he just changes some words to make it look like a unique sentence.
"How are you today"
"How is your day"

He has several messages like the one you posted, I started to think he was looking for an article in his language and translating it into English.
For several days I've been trying to stop him, and I'm pretty sure he's from India; today when I saw the post you quoted, I knew I'm on the right track. The fact is that India has +20 different languages.

soon I will get it

[DdmrDdmr]

[sensitivity warning] I know that many people consider Bitcointalk to be full of pricks and dicks. It’s only natural that we see the following as outcome:

Welcome to this big cummunity..I'm also a newbie here and cryptocurrency world.I think bitcoin and others cryptocurrency price will be Increase day by day..

i think this is a good project because have a good concept and roadmap. this project also tell us what makes dreamplay spesial and value for participant in the

i think this is a good project because have a good concept and roadmap. this project also tell us what makes dreamplay spesial and value for participant in the cummunity. i like this project very interesting.

. i like this project very interesting.

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@Alia Bitcointalk is the EXACT place to do this. You're welcome into the cummunity missy. Enjoy your stay. And this is the RIGHT section of the forum that you have posted as well. Even if you are an e-whore you are not dumb. Don't listen to any of these pansies that ask you to move away from here.

Word of advice: Make money and go live a decent life later on. This isn't the most honourable thing to do. But all the power to you

Because bitcointalk forum is the biggest cryptocurrency cummunity in the world,satoshi nakamoto has created this forum for his bitcoin's discussions that is why most of these investors are giving big bounties to the users here,promotions in bitcointalk would decide if these new ICOs will achieve their success.

The list goes on ...

[JohnUser]

^ Great, Bitcoin became a slut. People want to do it now. Wouldn't be surprised if it gets AIDs and better, it becomes impregnated.

Old one, but always make me laugh.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Had to post this here.  This one made me chuckle:

Nice, look all of this high ranking bully retarded. please wear tampoon your ass leaking

That thread is still in progress, and this guy has some great potential for making hilariously scrambled garboonery.

[Lafu]

I can give $100 in a project, not 100,000, because I do not have it, and if I were, I would not be on the forum now )

Yeah thats the real Bitcointalk Users lol  !       

[Steamtyme]

Here's a beauty.

I want to experience rude french assholes that will serve me with french attitude

No prompting, not a response to anyone. Buddy just has very specific tastes.

Found here in the RVN coin ANN.

[hilariousandco]

Re: Why do people need to use Bitcoin for Money laundering?

Because bitcoin is a money laundering tool that is truly perfect and good for use. Especially in the investment sector it will make you profit.