Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[xtraelv]

One wish in my life Go back 10/10/2027.when bitcoin price up and me rice man.

The rice man time travelling back to 2027

My Favoriute summer resort Maldives .because There are many colds in the summer.

He likes the flu.

My favorite online games blackjack..Because I can pass a long time

Blackjack and flatulence.

Clash of clean.BRIDG.Mahjong Dimesion.Teen patti.Teen patti Gold.Mahjong Candy.Pyramid solitaire!

Clash of clean. Where janitors battle it out.

[Cosette]

One wish in my life Go back 10/10/2027.when bitcoin price up and me rice man.

Oh wow, never know that John Titor has bitcointalk account.

[MagicSmoker]

One wish in my life Go back 10/10/2027.when bitcoin price up and me rice man.

Oh wow, never know that John Titor has bitcointalk account.

I totally forgot about John Titor, but that is a classic piece of internet lore there!

[Jrashid]

Inspired by xtraelv

My best memories 10/10/2017 my birthday party .because my friends Me birthday Many pompically Do it.

pompically?

My one choose bitcoin trading and exchange site .while should more used in marketplace/online shop.

[MagicSmoker]

From the "Why the rank does not grow" [sic] thread:

...You just need to improve the quality of their messages and do not write any nonsense, kotoroy on the forum and so the blockage.  ...

I like to put on my kotoroy pants and go dances at the discos.

[hilariousetc]

Inspired by xtraelv

My best memories 10/10/2017 my birthday party .because my friends Me birthday Many pompically Do it.

pompically?

In either that what is your best memory thread or one like what was the best day of your life someone actually wrote "the day I was born" lol. I tried searching for the post but maybe they got nuked, but I think it was the "what is your best memory" thread because I remember chuckling at the thought of him actually "remembering" his birth  .

[TBboys]

This newbie looks like even the forum rules are too lazy to start posting everywhere, all its posts are replied to in the English section with local language(Looks like it is Russian).
I am sure he is too lazy to read the forum rules. As a spamer, he is incompetent.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2373634

[stompix]

Well, this is why I envy campaign managers and admins here
Not only do campaign managers have a lot of sluts to give away but ...

Someone like thymos gets a lot of massages every day.

Oh, my bad I thought he was talking about thermos 

[nutildah]

Theymos add new rules and we've got plenty of funny drama posts

Created a petition!

https://www.change.org/p/amins-bitcointalk-com-bitcointalk-com-say-no-to-new-restrictions?recruiter=582167975&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition

"I urge all concerned forum participants to sign the petition! Since the new rules in obtaining ranks limit us and give privileges to old users, as the competition for them will be less!"

What's funny about this is if you're not actively trying to profit from the forum, then the new rules have absolutely zero impact on your ability to enjoy the forum, except for potentially increasing it.

For the first 4 years I was a member of the forum I never took part in a sig campaign, and technically still haven't. I just have my current one up for Bruno. In the meantime I got a full-time job as a cryptocurrency writer, largely thanks to all the things I learned from this forum. A couple of times I really tried hard to encourage Merit Complainers about the benefits of the forum as an educational tool, but everybody seems to only want the easy money, destined to spend their career here as a Jr. Member, or now possibly even Newbie.

As a testament to the triumph of the human spirit, this guy, on the other hand, just can't be put down!



To think, over 1100 posts (many of which are bounty reports), not 1 merit, doesn't flinch when he's demoted to noob.

[pawel7777]

The new restrictions hit really hard. Meet huydai, up until today he was living a dream life of 'bounty man', but Theymos' announcement forced him to make his 1st non-bounty claim post in his career (current post count 1160):

very much bouty need jr member . and difficult to have a metrit i have 238 activity but not get metrit . today i become newbie verry sad i think better if need 200 activity to become jr. even 5p i can post 1 that meaning i only can work 20 bouty for a day before i can made 100 . what can i do now give up a dream become a bouty man find a other work ?

[vlom]

Nice development from the admins...i think the junks I keep reading by this newbies everyday will reduced.

P. S: I will appreciate if I can get a merit from anyone, at least to keep my bounty task going.. Thanks in advance 😊

[nutildah]

Today has been a great day. I wonder what he is actually referring to as the Satoshi Giveaway Thread... The OP of OPs?

(Boring parts snipped)

...Ever since i joined the forum i did not get any merit/s and i did not even ask for it also that someone might give me one. I admit that i spam on this forum for complying the bounty signature campaign requirements to get a weekly stakes from the program.

... I sometimes do the trolling since there are some comments and threads that are useless and needs to get a real good bump to self reflect and realization of that said member. Well that was the fun part of having here in the forum after having some high blood pressure on reading so many threads and comments.

            And now i dream about ranking up to jr. member to finish what i had started here since as what i have stated earlier that i am enjoying the stay on this forum. I have known some good men here like JetCash, Piggy,  Hilariousandco, theymos and even the profile of Satoshi Nakamoto BCT account after reading his giveaway thread in the forum. I envy them since they are already successful here.

           I would like to tell on those merit source that there are members here in the forum also that are investors and at the same time a bounty hunter. Since bitcoin is the vehicle and we run them we have to find those individuals and should examine them and probably give them merits if they are bitcoin or cryptocurrency investors...

[MagicSmoker]

Today has been a great day. ...

Lol, I was just going to post that meta has now become a goldmine of shitposts so bad they are actually funny! Let the nukings begin!

[xtraelv]

Today has been a great day. ...

Lol, I was just going to post that meta has now become a goldmine of shitposts so bad they are actually funny! Let the nukings begin!

Let the thousands of metrit posts begin.....




BTW - this shitposter has 1100 posts and 0 metrit (0 merit too)

[MagicSmoker]

Let the thousands of metrit posts begin.....




BTW - this shitposter has 1100 posts and 0 metrit (0 merit too)

Holy cannolis, I was dying laughing for a good couple of minutes there! "i post so much post" - yes you do, friend... yes you do.

P.S. - He's made at least 4 posts begging for merit but can't seem to decide how to spell the word: metrit, metric and merit, so far.

EDIT - Bam! Nailed for plagiarism, too!

vvvv

[hilariousetc]

Let the thousands of metrit posts begin.....




BTW - this shitposter has 1100 posts and 0 metrit (0 merit too)

Holy cannolis, I was dying laughing for a good couple of minutes there! "i post so much post" - yes you do, friend... yes you do.

P.S. - He's made at least 4 posts begging for merit but can't seem to decide how to spell the word: metrit, metric and merit, so far.

He's copy and pasting as well:

Definitely! At the the start we can say that product do not play a main role yet since more of the investors are checking on the team that will going to work, the market they are targeting and the their vision. Once all is in place, product will be the main key to make the project a success. Also, even if the project won't hit at the early stage but if the product is enticing, give it a time and it will surely boom.

. For the task, at any rate outlining this item is important to attempt the test form, the creation of the group is likewise vital while picking ICO ., but i think you advertise kickcity good advertising but people will choose the legit one and not a scam ico because their money would be wasted if they choose to have wrong move.. Also, even if the project won't hit at the early stage but if the product is enticing, give it a time and it will surely boom.

The users that are kicking up the most fuss in Meta will be those who are abusing the system to the max and I'd bet a bollock this isn't the only account he's doing this on. The ones who are hurt the most will be those with dozens of accounts hence the such extreme butthurt so when anyone complains just check their accounts and you'll likely find something a miss. Found a few copy and pasters this morning alone just from the whingers.

[xtraelv]

He's copy and pasting as well:

Definitely! At the the start we can say that product do not play a main role yet since more of the investors are checking on the team that will going to work, the market they are targeting and the their vision. Once all is in place, product will be the main key to make the project a success. Also, even if the project won't hit at the early stage but if the product is enticing, give it a time and it will surely boom.

. For the task, at any rate outlining this item is important to attempt the test form, the creation of the group is likewise vital while picking ICO ., but i think you advertise kickcity good advertising but people will choose the legit one and not a scam ico because their money would be wasted if they choose to have wrong move.. Also, even if the project won't hit at the early stage but if the product is enticing, give it a time and it will surely boom.

The users that are kicking up the most fuss in Meta will be those who are abusing the system to the max and I'd bet a bollock this isn't the only account he's doing this on. The ones who are hurt the most will be those with dozens of accounts hence the such extreme butthurt so when anyone complains just check their accounts and you'll likely find something a miss. Found a few copy and pasters this morning alone just from the whingers.

Lets hope he keeps to his threat and gives up being a bounty man.

[Quickseller]

Apparently many people are coming to meta to beg for merit:

Yes some one give me a merit thanks for this I will repay you someday you save my bounty I'm very happy now! by the new update of the rule I did not see spammy post even to local the new rule are really successfully wipe out the spammy post great job admin

Even theymos is trolling the spammers with a (mostly) nonsense post of his own:

I want to add! Cryptocurrency is made for decentralization and the forum should be the same, and with your new rules you make your forum centralized!!!

Oh, it's very decentralized. It uses the VWYF algorithm (now with added blockchain™) to ensure complete decentralization. How it works is very simple: if you don't like it, go make your own forum.

[suchmoon]

No worries noobs... you'll be fine as long as you have good words:

To get merit, you must make a constructive comment or post, and use a good words when you commenting or make a post. Correct me if i'm wrong 

But if you're really struggling maybe you can borrow some from this guy:

[MagicSmoker]

No worries noobs... you'll be fine as long as you have good words...

Delivering the goods as usual!

I really thought I would find a bonanza of shitposts in meta today that were worthy of inclusion here, with all the newly-demoted newbies whining about "muh marits," but pickings have been surprisingly slim. Still, there was this post by a hero member:

yes, you're right. bounty managers need to extract them. they should be treated honestly. I'm following this carefully. burglars should report to bounty manager.

Does google translate ever work right?!?