Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[btcltcdigger]

I can't fathom this. Taken from a thread titled "Your favorite fruit"

I like wine, because it is perfect when eaten while we work.

He probably meant grapes in their liquid state
By that definition, ketchup is also a fruit

[suchmoon]

I'd be remiss if I didn't share this awesome business opportunity with you guys and gals:

im staarting here my project.


you pay btc  once and you will start getting every week some random altcoins some times more sometimes less.


anyone into this?  if the demand is there ill start up this business

[TravelMug]

btc yesterday went up $ 17000 and now it's down $ 14000 again this is commonplace I was already predicting this now at a reasonable price of $ 15000 so it's really draining to think things through. I haven't been able to sit reading the newspaper and drinking warm water on the terrace when the BTC is down.

I don't know what charts or crypto related article this guy is reading. 

[Yogee]

btc yesterday went up $ 17000 and now it's down $ 14000 again this is commonplace I was already predicting this now at a reasonable price of $ 15000 so it's really draining to think things through. I haven't been able to sit reading the newspaper and drinking warm water on the terrace when the BTC is down.

I don't know what charts or crypto related article this guy is reading. 

How about the other member who replied with hundreds of characters without even noticing the inaccuracy of the post he is responding to? He didn't even bother to verify. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5270091.msg55079594#msg55079594 Does that qualify as a spam or shitpost too?

[-CryptoViking-]

sometimes scammers are getting too lazy to think up of a way to scam people that they come up with a brilliantly stupid Idea that'll make you laugh  
note: the whole thread is hilarious

@suchmoon already shared this one on the previous page, few posts back. So merit him or congratulate him, looks like you guys have a similar way of thinking.

[suchmoon]

@suchmoon already shared this one on the previous page, few posts back. So merit him or congratulate him, looks like you guys have a similar way of thinking.

Obviously we're alts shilling the same scam.

[acroman08]

sometimes scammers are getting too lazy to think up of a way to scam people that they come up with a brilliantly stupid Idea that'll make you laugh  
note: the whole thread is hilarious

@suchmoon already shared this one on the previous page, few posts back. So merit him or congratulate him, looks like you guys have a similar way of thinking.

crap, you're right! I checked yesterday if someone already posted it before posting. I guess I missed suchmoon's post my bad. I'll be deleting the post then.

@suchmoon already shared this one on the previous page, few posts back. So merit him or congratulate him, looks like you guys have a similar way of thinking.

Obviously we're alts shilling the same scam.

shh! we might get caught.

[friends1980]

(...) I think the price of Bitcoin is much better than what it is now.

I had no idea Heidegger and Jean-Paul Sartre were members of this forum, but this quote has kept me wandering and wondering for days now.

[FatFork]

(...) I think the price of Bitcoin is much better than what it is now.

I had no idea Heidegger and Jean-Paul Sartre were members of this forum, but this quote has kept me wandering and wondering for days now.

I know that 'the price of Bitcoin' is volatile, but this is just ridiculous! 

[casperBGD]

(...) I think the price of Bitcoin is much better than what it is now.

I had no idea Heidegger and Jean-Paul Sartre were members of this forum, but this quote has kept me wandering and wondering for days now.

it is an interesting point of view from the writer, but from my perspective it is just bad English from poster side, and he/she does not understand the difference between price and value

[UserU]

BTC will hit $100k... is just a matter of time. Gov does not like cash, every year there are more regulations for cash with the goal to eliminate it. When that arrive, people will start using bitcoin as the new cash.

John McAfee has entered the chat

[friends1980]

Before this thread gets deleted for ban evasion, or low quality or so, let's conserve this one for future generations:

This is a racist matter and we will have sex with everyone.

[nutildah]

Before this thread gets deleted for ban evasion, or low quality or so, let's conserve this one for future generations:

This is a racist matter and we will have sex with everyone.

Sounds like a threat...

Here is the original post, although its still missing a lot of context (I think).

[friends1980]

Before this thread gets deleted for ban evasion, or low quality or so, let's conserve this one for future generations:

This is a racist matter and we will have sex with everyone.

Sounds like a threat...

Here is the original post, although its still missing a lot of context (I think).

Sounded like a promise to me.

It was one helluva thread, but nothing you hadn't heard before, don't worry.

[-CryptoViking-]

why the sky is blue?

The reflection from the sea

This whole topic is a hidden gem, hopefully it will continue to thrive 

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1793503.20

[Yogee]

why the sky is blue?

The reflection from the sea

This whole topic is a hidden gem, hopefully it will continue to thrive 

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1793503.20

Looking at the title and the board where it was posted, anything goes. I see the question as just being playful or a joke and the response as sarcastic. Not really a shit post to me.

[suchmoon]

Machine learning or ML-related skills are at the top in terms of IT skills required in the present age. Experts say that in the future there is immense potential for things like machine learning and artificial intelligence. it is important to acquire skills in such technology sector there is no need for simple accountability to make all the decisions if you can predict its future in the right way. At present the demand for machine learning engineers is increasing in big technology institutes as well as general institutes.

(emphasis mine)

I mean this shitposting individual is not totally wrong - the ability to predict future could solve some serious problems (although it might create even more serious ones). I'm just surprised by the nonchalant presentation of such a groundbreaking idea.

[nutildah]

Here's a contender among worst token launches ever. From the OP:

HardOn

Supply: 5,000,000
Waves token
ID: ACyZADnLf1ZR4oRMAGPYxwpjyFFU52oVtMqX3kBP9dBc

When pressed on what their "investment purposes" were, they came up with the following:

The investment idea is to own an island (The World Islands)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_(archipelago)_

where that token can be used and to build a road link to that island.

Not bad, even though its actually 300 islands. The brief affair had a subdued but jarring ending, perhaps even suggesting violence had occurred.

new private owners

[UserU]

Here's a contender among worst token launches ever. From the OP:

HardOn

Supply: 5,000,000
Waves token
ID: ACyZADnLf1ZR4oRMAGPYxwpjyFFU52oVtMqX3kBP9dBc

When pressed on what their "investment purposes" were, they came up with the following:

That username.

I hope he doesn't have a hard time finding some success

[Stalker22]

Here's a contender among worst token launches ever. From the OP:

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When pressed on what their "investment purposes" were, they came up with the following:

That username.

I hope he doesn't have a hard time finding some success

That actually explains a lot. Now at least we know the cause of the deprivation of blood and oxygen to his brain cells.