Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[nutildah]

For some reason I just spent the last couple hours looking at bonafide shitposts, and I'm thinking about starting a thread for "Best Trust Feedbacks" (as in "funniest" feedbacks).

The Pharmacist has some colorful tags for such posters... There was one guy he tagged, I forget if it was neutral or negative, which he declared "toxic" to Bitcointalk as his posts were just maddening gibberish, the result of a shitty text spinner. His posts were indeed the worst posts I've ever seen, and I wouldn't wish reading them upon anybody, as if doing so opened up some sort of Pandora's Box in which trapped evil escaped and was released upon the world for all eternity.

You can feel The Pharmacist's rage when having to suffer "extreme shitposters" as he calls them.

Carmen01

2018-04-22

This user posts nonsense in language that is gibberish, and he does this at the expense of bitcointalk. This user doesn't care about the forum and is actively hurting it. We all suffer because of members like this.

SHANTA

2017-09-15

This user is a garbage shitposter who must use a horrible translator. Uses big words that are poor choices in the context in which he uses them.

The second entry is for the following poster:

As I would like to think about bitcoin expectations for one year from now it can be a testing some portion of cost to take off high since it could eccentric as dependably cost is been steady at $2000 in addition to. So I can state gives only a chance to be certain and don't lose trust we can achieve a decent cost soon the length of we buckle down for it and don't be debilitate.

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[DooMAD]

The second entry is for the following poster:

As I would like to think about bitcoin expectations for one year from now it can be a testing some portion of cost to take off high since it could eccentric as dependably cost is been steady at $2000 in addition to. So I can state gives only a chance to be certain and don't lose trust we can achieve a decent cost soon the length of we buckle down for it and don't be debilitate.

I'd assume that's not the work of translation software, but a text-spinner.  It's probably copy/pasted from another post but with various words changed to synonyms.  Except they've butchered it to the point where it no longer makes any sense.

[Csmiami]

Is he just stupid or a troll?

is there any worthy signature campaign going on like Yobit?

[suchmoon]

Is he just stupid or a troll?

is there any worthy signature campaign going on like Yobit?

Yobit paid well, so "worthy" if you don't care about promoting a scam.

[Csmiami]

Yobit paid well, so "worthy" if you don't care about promoting a scam.

And many Yobit participants were also banned, so not making a lot of sense here....

[suchmoon]

And many Yobit participants were also banned, so not making a lot of sense here....

Right, but the shithead in question is offering a spamming service so they probably don't care if their "clients" get banned

[DooMAD]

If I found out satoshi, I would ask him to pay me just 100 bitcoins for not revealing his identity.

Well that's charming.  I have a suspicion that openly admitting you'd blackmail someone who is revered within the community might not be a great way to make a name for yourself.   

[PrimeNumber7]

You can help with the Coronavirus with the coronavirus:

I think the Coronavirus should help prevent it  Most people in our country should be educated before they can be illiterate Meetings and seminars should be organized to make people aware. Medical services should be advised The use of masks outside the room must be compulsory Maintain cleanliness It is advisable to go to the doctor directly if there is a fever.

[acroman08]

You can help with the Coronavirus with the coronavirus:

I think the Coronavirus should help prevent it  Most people in our country should be educated before they can be illiterate Meetings and seminars should be organized to make people aware. Medical services should be advised The use of masks outside the room must be compulsory Maintain cleanliness It is advisable to go to the doctor directly if there is a fever.

reading his previous posts on his post history I feel like what he meant to say is the coronavirus could be prevented if everyone is properly informed/educated about it and proper precautions(i.e face mask) is advised and inform a doctor or medical authority if you are experiencing a common corona virus symptom (i.e fever)

[GazetaBitcoin]

Timelord at his best again (and again, and again...)

It will always be harder to stop the scammer when the owner of the Forum has their own "joke" thread running hot with promises that can't be fulfilled.

[nutildah]

lol

No more mr nice guy.

[suchmoon]

Polo7's reincarnation didn't work out:

Butcoin not real
My friends asked how was bitcoin now i tell them bad.
I probably start fight against bitcoin
I stay fiat bitcoin not good
I have not got bitcojn in this forum

[suchmoon]

Does anyone know why newbies can't join signature campaigns? Seems like grave injustice for no reason at all.

Newbies as us can't join any signature campaign. I don't know why that this are the rules. I have asked this as well, but it was not possible. We have to wait until we arrive in a "higher" rank. Reason

Edit - that signature campaign seems to attract the best shitnoobs, who apply thusly:

Your Rank:
BTT Username:
BTT Profile Link:
Current Post Count:
Tron Address:

[macson]

I think this is overlooked "lol"

User: john.barret
Position to apply: member - newbie
Posts start: 6
Address: 3JBLgSKHSwBF9TM83wFU8sYYdBH9YR8oiA

Im a new member and i might make mistskes so Id appreciate it a lot if anyone could help me figure things out... Im eager to get involved, learn and of course earn...

wtf member - newbie position?

[acroman08]

This Brand Newbie really came out of the gate swinging, in a thread about a guy who needs help recovering bitcoins:

Hello i dont have any solution but donate me 1 BTC if u get urs
12rsX4275SnF94S79WTyN8vgF3gGKZ97Uy

I was planning on reporting the thread earlier because of the last part of the OP post on that thread but didn't since I wasn't sure. I guess since the thread it is still up I guess the last part of OP's post is allowed.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

This Brand Newbie really came out of the gate swinging, in a thread about a guy who needs help recovering bitcoins:
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Meh, as far as being a post worthy of this thread--but I wanted to say that when I joined the forum I used to see a lot more of those kinds of posts, just randomly begging for bitcoin.  You don't see them as much these days (though when they do get posted I'm pretty sure the mods scrub them as soon as they're reported).  That might be a wee bit of evidence that bitcoin isn't seen as some magic internet money that people just give away.  As an aside, I wonder how those doge tipbots on Reddit are doing nowadays.

wtf member - newbie position?

Yeah, no doubt Mr. John Barret was referred to the forum by the shitposting members of his illiterate family whose standard of living has probably gone up a notch or three since starting the "spam bitcointalk for money" career.  Ugh.

[macson]

wtf member - newbie position?

Yeah, no doubt Mr. John Barret was referred to the forum by the shitposting members of his illiterate family whose standard of living has probably gone up a notch or three since starting the "spam bitcointalk for money" career.  Ugh.

poor John....it seems that his illiterate family did not tell him "your brain must be prepared first before making some post".  "lol"

[nutildah]

From a thread titled "Sell 1 pizza for 1 btc"

I will create a special pizza with the bitcoin logo, it will be delivered with candles and dance animators dressed in small coins.
Everything will be beautiful and epic.

Write in private messages, we will agree.
We will go down in history with this deal.

A for effort

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What would be the worst is if somebody actually sent this guy a bitcoin and then never got his pizza. Hope they use escrow, lol.

[PrimeNumber7]

From a thread titled "Sell 1 pizza for 1 btc"

I will create a special pizza with the bitcoin logo, it will be delivered with candles and dance animators dressed in small coins.
Everything will be beautiful and epic.

Write in private messages, we will agree.
We will go down in history with this deal.

A for effort

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What would be the worst is if somebody actually sent this guy a bitcoin and then never got his pizza. Hope they use escrow, lol.

If you send that person $50k, he might as well spend $20 for a pizza. I would be fairly confident he would follow through on his promise to have a pizza delivered, even if he is a one post newbie.

[acroman08]

is there any satoshi Nakamoto hunter here? the quoted post below could really help you on your hunt on satoshi's Identity. I feel bad for the use behind Actor_Tom_Truong for experiencing such things I hope no one experience what he experienced.

In the year 1999. I was hypnotized to write an eBook that might have inspired random hackers on the internet to create the early version of Bitcoin called the e-coin website. Then, I was framed and put in prison in 2001 for up to 3 years so they can deport me back to Vietnam.

In 2007, I was a waiter at a high-end Asian Bistro restaurant in Lincolnshire, IL. At that time, Bitcoin was not named. A customer that I waited on ask me how I would program Bitcoin. I did not remember that person’s name. I replied that he should hire good mathematicians and hire programmers that are fluent in C or C++ programming language.

Later on, in 2008, someone called my phone and sent me an email, and asked me to help him program Bitcoin. I can’t help him program it because I did not study C or C++ programming language. I did contact my uncle to help with the programming. But, I did not know if he is able to help program Bitcoin.

A few months into that, someone called my phone and ask me to choose a name for this project. I chose to name it Bitcoin. From what I recalled, in the year 2009, I was beaten up and taken to a hospital. Someone might have hypnotized me and programmed my mind to become stupid so I can start making drunk cooking videos on the internet. (probably to distract others).

From 2010 to 2018, my mind was programmed to promote other articles and Infowars stuff on the http://Bitcointalk.org forum using the screen name Actor_Tom_Truong. I did not participate in any protest or riot. I’m sorry if anyone suffered because I was not myself. I know it’s not an excuse that my mind got hijacked by selfish hackers.

I’m writing this to help you solve the mystery of Satoshi Nakamoto. I’m not claiming any part of Satoshi Nakamoto’s wallet because that would violate the double-spending law that Bitcoin was supposed to represent.