Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[stompix]

I'd wonder if that post was plagiarized if it weren't so bitcoin-specific and so poorly-written.  Unfortunately you're right, that dude is completely clueless.

He simply looked for the countries with the highest ever recorded inflation but didn't pay attention to the dates when that happened, no plagiarism, but yeah, funny.
In the next episode, we move to Burma making bitcoin legal tender.

Meanwhile, there is some advice on trading from elder flower brother, is that maybe Thranduil  ?

Flower elder brother said yesterday, bulls did not take 30 days average is difficult to stand firm, all such as flower elder brother forecast.  Back to today's disk, the currency fell below 30 - day moving average support, effective today drop-off rebound is cloth belt, bulls don't heavy on track in the forest and 30 - day moving average is a fable, also means that the short term there will not be too good rally, at the same time spend elder brother think is difficult, want to plunge more than $30000 will defend to the death,  The main grind you here repeatedly, repeatedly harvest, flower elder brother does not recommend you to operate in this Bitcoin, making money is difficult, but can imconsciously lose money, this month ETH is good, the trend is very strong, may come out of the independent market, the pullback can focus on the layout.  Support: 32500, pressure 36500.  

[FatFork]

First time to post in this topic, but this really deserves its place in history.

I think your statement is not entirely true, because Japan was actually the first country that accepted Bitcoin as a "Currency" and even if some other countries does not accept it as a legal tender, people still buy and sell Bitcoin without their permission. Examples of countries where this is happening is Zimbabwe / Yugoslavia / Venezuela / Hungary ...where they are struggling with hyperinflation.

Yugoslavia has not existed for 30 years, and hyperinflation in Hungary also does not exist - man has obviously completely confused the past and reality

Hey, I still have some Yugoslav dinars lying around. Would anybody be interested in trading for bitcoins?  

[BlackHatCoiner]

Bitcoin is actually a meta-universe constructed by Satoshi Nakamoto. The meta universe is an existence that transcends the reality of the universe, and naturally transcends the secular life of mankind, transcends human morality, law, religion, joy, anger, sorrow, and joy, and is an objective existence like the su[/color]n, moon, and stars that is not subject to any human will.[/b]
This is something I couldn’t understand a few years ago,How can you accept this and viewpoint without the precipitation and accumulation of cognition.

(And then Google Translate)

[Lucius]

Hey, I still have some Yugoslav dinars lying around. Would anybody be interested in trading for bitcoins?  

Maybe try to sell them on the Collectibles board? Someone might be collecting banknotes from failed countries, and that damn Yugoslavia is still popular in some parts of the world (China) - so if you have some banknotes with Tito, maybe some fanatical Chinese will see them - or go to the nearest Chinese shop 

[BlackHatCoiner]

Bitcoin is the best online virtual cryptocurrency which have enough popularity among the all classes of people but it is very difficult to know the real practical value of Bitcoin. If it possible then it should be stablecoin. But impossible to be possible it a stable coin.

Oh-my-God.

[suchmoon]

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"impossible to be possible"... almost Shakespearean.

[decodx]

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"impossible to be possible"... almost Shakespearean.

Yes. Sadly, Google Translate takes all the credit for this literal masterpiece.

[BlackHatCoiner]

Your topic was impressive. It had good analysis knowledge. But the mining is happening every day, so it mean the bitcoin capacity is keep increasing everyday. When the traders is keep on increasing, we can able to see some rise bitcoin also. It's reason for not huge rise in the price of bitcoin.

Don't they understand that if you spit these nonsensical bullshit, you're actually defaming your product?

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Your topic was impressive. It had good analysis knowledge. But the mining is happening every day, so it mean the bitcoin capacity is keep increasing everyday. When the traders is keep on increasing, we can able to see some rise bitcoin also. It's reason for not huge rise in the price of bitcoin.

Don't they understand that if you spit these nonsensical bullshit, you're actually defaming your product?

I looked at the thread from whence that post came, and I don't understand what you mean about defaming a product.  It seems like just another useless thread about some aspect of bitcoin that barely warrants a post about it, much less an entire thread full of them.

And reading the above shitpost, I'm reminded of the days when bitcointalk was full of posts like those.  You know, the "bitcoin has a bright future, is growing bigger and bigger day by day, etc., etc.".  It's almost jarring to see those posts are still being cranked out by members like DarkIT--but I guess it shouldn't be surprising.  Anyway, I wouldn't consider that shitpost to be funny, just a really stereotypical bloated hunk of nonsense made by sig spammer/bounty hunter.  Ugh.

Edit:  Oh wait, you mean defaming the product that he's advertising in his signature?  Yeah, in that case it does make sense, but that's what WPP ENERGY deserves if they choose to hire members like that to advertise for them.

[HCP]

So, I stumbled on this little piece of irony...

Bitcointalk have never had spam post problem in the past, where is Mprep  solid blockchain projects with real use cases like a real casino and high win rate like Earnbet isn't having as much publicity like this new guys

From a guy who just seems to be spamming Earnbet links wherever he can...

What I don't get, is that it doesn't even seem to be a referral link... so I'm not sure what the game is here... some sort of SEO thing to try and legitimise Earnbet by having as many links as possible indexed?

[acroman08]

On January 26th, 2021, I registered two accounts on the Bitcoin forum at the same time.

The names are ZOOOOM and CARYOSCAR. When I first started, I was not active in the forum.

 
I have been using an account named ZOOOOM. As a novice, I was not familiar with the rules of the forum at the beginning. I just wanted to share some of the opinions I saw, but it violated I violated the rules of plagiarism and was reported by forum members, and the moderator banned my account. I admit the mistakes I made.


So I started using my backup account and posted two posts. Please see the link below.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5348425.0


https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5348431.0

In the first post, someone questioned me again. I took the initiative to admit that it was my backup account. I realized that I violated Article 25 of the forum rules. The content of the two posts I posted is very simple. The purpose is not to make the same mistakes made by novices who do not understand the rules of the forum.


At present, my account has not been banned. The reason is that the moderator has not seen it yet. I now make a request to the moderator: delete my main post. Please do not ban my account. I am not malicious.

the Irony is just too much!!!

OP's alt(ZOOOOM) got banned for plagiarism after creating a thread asking why no one was replying to his first post(which was plagiarised). then, OP's created a thread on his other account about respecting the forum rules and why newbies make plagiarism mistakes([1], [2]) but was called out by lovesmyfamilis for ban evasion in both threads where he admitted that ZOOM was his alt. after being called out by lovesmyfamilis, OP decided to create a ban appeal([1]) asking for his banned account to be unbanned.

[UserU]

A shitpost, literally. What the heck

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Community
Cockapoo is a community driven project, designed to promote long-term growth and profitability for its holders and community. We believe in a utilitarian approach, making decisions based on what brings the greatest value to our holders.

Tokenomics
We are a BEP20 token operating on Binance-Smart-Chain with a deflationary concept that charges a 8% transaction fee. The fee breaks down to a 2% redistribution, 4% LP allocation, 1% burn and 1% allocation to our operations and development fund.

Applications
We are currently developing a socialized NFT platform that will allow users to easily buy, sell and collaborate on projects. We are also developing a mobile application that will allow P2P payments for dog waste removal in streets and parks. Yup, we're monetizing dog shit and cleaning parks.

We're not just here to take shits. Read the story of how we plan to change the meme-coin industry for the better.

https://cockapootoken.com
https://twitter.com/cpootoken
https://t.me/cockapootoken
https://discord.com/invite/ageSjR8RWT
https://www.instagram.com/cockapootoken/

[libert19]

A shitpost, literally. What the heck

[ANN]Cockapoo - The utility based meme-token disrupting the dog sh*t industry

Community
Cockapoo is a community driven project, designed to promote long-term growth and profitability for its holders and community. We believe in a utilitarian approach, making decisions based on what brings the greatest value to our holders.

Tokenomics
We are a BEP20 token operating on Binance-Smart-Chain with a deflationary concept that charges a 8% transaction fee. The fee breaks down to a 2% redistribution, 4% LP allocation, 1% burn and 1% allocation to our operations and development fund.

Applications
We are currently developing a socialized NFT platform that will allow users to easily buy, sell and collaborate on projects. We are also developing a mobile application that will allow P2P payments for dog waste removal in streets and parks. Yup, we're monetizing dog shit and cleaning parks.

We're not just here to take shits. Read the story of how we plan to change the meme-coin industry for the better.

https://cockapootoken.com
https://twitter.com/cpootoken
https://t.me/cockapootoken
https://discord.com/invite/ageSjR8RWT
https://www.instagram.com/cockapootoken/

So basically here to disrupt the pooper scooper industry, gotta love the genuineness in these satires.

[UserU]

So basically here to disrupt the pooper scooper industry, gotta love the genuineness in these satires.

As a dog owner, I don't mind them helping to manage my dog waste anytime

[BlackHatCoiner]

maybe that's the advantage of bitcoin over real money, those who commit criminal acts through bitcoin will not be able to track their whereabouts. Sometimes I also think negatively that bitcoin is made by criminals so that they can carry out criminal transactions through bitcoin, and on the other hand I also think positively that good people make bitcoins so that everyone can have additional income from trading, mining and investing.

Think positively. Just like dificanovi.

[UserU]

Piss off, ghost!

i don't know about the law of copy paste , this is the internet
by the way , it is not because signature of 1xbit.com?
i think you have a problem with money and signature
why you don't send me a warn ,
i dont accept banning . you can ban my account but i am sure that ghosts will close bitcointalk
i prefer to unban my account
never close my account ,this is 3 years or more , the GOD is the strong not you
i need my account now , i need lot of changes and edite my past review , and you know about the ghosts?
i hope this site and forum bitcointalk will close soon for bitcoin crash and the world end

[Pmalek]

What I am about to share is a double-double production by the same member. I think both posts need to be looked at for a better headache.

It begins with:

why most.people are reluctant.to talk about bitcoin maybe because they don't understand or because there.are many rejections from various countries.against bitcoin, maybe that could.be one of them.therefore if.this happens.it's not just a car that can.be used to buy bitcoin even there.are so many other examples.that can.be used to buy something but at this time we still can't.use it.we just need to wait for time for it.to hopefully.happen

Dude, you forgot a full stop at the end of your last sentence!

The 2nd part came soon after:

maybe many people will do this if.the company wants.to accept bitcoin as a means.of payment to buy a car, but for now we need a lot.of patience.to do this because in.my country the government has.not released.bitcoin as a legal currency in.Indonesia. my country, if.the government had.relieved.it then I would.have done that to buy a vehicle

[acroman08]

-snip

I know I still fuck my English up but I can confidently mock him for this.

joking aside, it looks like he's using a translator. all of his posts are hard to read. what I find weird is that 4 pages into his post history you can properly read his post.

[Pmalek]

joking aside, it looks like he's using a translator. all of his posts are hard to read.

What I don't understand are the punctuation marks and the multiple full stops. What kind of crappy software provides such results? On a phone, the full stop is right next to the spacebar button. He might be typing it manually. But someone with such limited English language skills would surely make spelling mistakes as well, however, there are none in his posts. Spellcheck and Grammarly would surely fix that.  

[worldofcoins]

Bitcoin is the best online virtual cryptocurrency which have enough popularity among the all classes of people but it is very difficult to know the real practical value of Bitcoin. If it possible then it should be stablecoin. But impossible to be possible it a stable coin.

Oh-my-God.

+ W-T-F

Sometimes I also think negatively that bitcoin is made by criminals so that they can carry out criminal transactions through bitcoin.

We need cash that can be burnt during winter just like Pablo Escobar did. @least it can be used to generate heat that bitcoin isn't capable of