Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[BlackHatCoiner]

In a few days he will get bored, go away and resurface with yet another alt that will do the same thing all over again.

What an abnormal way to entertain yourself...

[suchmoon]

Investment advice from a shitposter, great as always (for a laugh or a cringe).

I think this one involves a time machine to keep track of the future:

Very strong support makes something good will appear later. if you want to see better information it's best to keep track of what's going on in the future. so it's best to do something very profitable.

This post seems to claim that all coins are profitable and have skills, with a big guarantee:

Each coin has its own skill to make a profit, if you hold on and watch the developments to come later. you should find out more about what you are defending later. This is a big guarantee later.

[BlackHatCoiner]

[...]

According to the 6th rule of their campaign, that's a tiptop.


Irrelevant, but when I was a bitcointalk neophyte and carried this cringy-newbie's attitude, I had formed a strict image of most of those managers.

It appeared to be a misjudgement. 

[icopress]

A typical post thanks to which this thread is still at the top. 

In our opinion.currently the media is very influential in all aspects of whatever it all depends on bitcoin users to make donations in the form of media, especially at this time the media is very influential in a reality on social media, with so many media users of course this will be a step that it is very good for bitcoin if you want to make a donation in this way so that it can indirectly have a good effect on the sustainability of bitcoin in the long term, with this at least it can increase public trust in the crypto world today

[The Sceptical Chymist]

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According to the 6th rule of their campaign, that's a tiptop.

Ugh.  I haven't looked at what new signature campaigns/bounties that have been coming out in a long time, but that one looks like a waste of time--$70/week for Hero/Legendaries paid out in whatever the hell VOY is.  And if I'm not mistaken, it looks like DeFi is being crowbarred into "solutions" that don't require a solution based on DeFi.  Very much like all those ICOs a couple of years ago that promised to solve every problem under the sun with the blockchain.

I could grit my teeth indefinitely, but dental care is so expensive nowadays.

A typical post thanks to which this thread is still at the top. 

In our opinion.currently the media is very influential in all aspects of whatever it all depends on bitcoin users to make donations in the form of media, especially at this time the media is very influential in a reality on social media, with so many media users of course this will be a step that it is very good for bitcoin if you want to make a donation in this way so that it can indirectly have a good effect on the sustainability of bitcoin in the long term, with this at least it can increase public trust in the crypto world today

Now THAT is a stinker straight out of 2015!  I guess some things never change, not with the potholes and skanks on my street and not on bitcointalk.  As long as there's a service that pays non-English-speaking people to post in English, we're going to end up with turds like that.

[n0nce]

Now THAT is a stinker straight out of 2015!  I guess some things never change, not with the potholes and skanks on my street and not on bitcointalk.  As long as there's a service that pays non-English-speaking people to post in English, we're going to end up with turds like that.

You know, as someone who speaks a few languages, sometimes I read an article, post or comment and I have a pretty strong idea of the person's native language. I just had this idea: a program that similarly to how translators guess the language of the text you put in, tries to guess from what language a text has been translated into English. It should be especially easy for anything that comes straight out of Google-translate.
A trivial implementation could just try a bunch of common languages and check if what comes back out seems like somewhat good writing.

[libert19]

I could add all recent 'iq tests' related topics here

[1miau]

Triple shitpost in my topic, completely unrelated to my OP:

its not mined coins being sold that have created the mathematical dlimna that btc finds itself in today.

Its ledgers selling btc that have never been mined and do not exist as utxos that is the conundrum Somebody or the sum of bodies broke bitcoin. there are more than 21 million being sold and they aint on the btc network

the lazy answer to who is selling so much off network inifite supply btc would be the same answer to the question

what shady exchange became massive trading an sql ledger of infinite btc?

and the grand finale to this mysterious supply of infinite btc

ETH is better than btc because exchange is handled on ledger via dex

but eth is still not the best


Fixed supply on ledger exchange layer 1 is the pinnacle of our encrypted trustless and secure economic system.

Bitcoin is dead

long live the fixed supply encrypted distributed ledger with high speed on chain exchange

Shitposter's masterclass...

Seems like he's
mildmanneredsuffering

[libert19]

^ seems like he used one of those softwares who mix up random words to make up sentences.

[BlackHatCoiner]

Shitposter's masterclass...

Adding more shitposts of that asshole:

tell me when your brother is murdered or child abducted that losses are only  in your mind

bitcoin has become more destructive by far than the system it was meant to replace. It has great depression scale crashes every year. For the sake of humanity it has to be turned off

bitcoin faced its test this year and failed. would it actually work against inflating fiat? no, it actually was devastated and fucked up everyone who used it as FIXED SUPPLY money.  So bitcoin is a known failure and is recorded history of relentless yearly monthly and weekly crashing. It may be suitable for drug dealers and criminals and niggers, but it is not suitable for humans

government may not have the knowledge to shut it down. Crypto people do. It has become the responsibilty of good men to end the bitcoin experiment. It failed. There is a better way and its not bitcoin

[1miau]

Shitposter's masterclass...

Adding more shitposts of that asshole:

*posting shit*

...

Yes, his shitposts are quite an interesting case what might be considered a bad faith shitposter. It looks like our shitposter here isn't a genuine shitposter as we know it.
At least we can say his way of shitposting has evolved by switching from posts about shitcoin(s) to specific posts about what seems to be his agenda (suffering caused by Bitcoin?)
Obviously, he wants to achieve his agenda by shitposting.
And that's a concerning development because he might not stop at the stage of being a bad faith shitposter but he can evolve into an outright troll pushing his agenda aggressively.
Will be interesting to watch.  

There are more patterns in his posting style showing he's not a genuine shitposter.  


I wouldn't have cared much about his shitposts but his triple shitpost in my topic is completely nuts...

[BlackHatCoiner]

Ugh. The government wants you to use Bitcoin. Why don't you do it?!

The government of any country prefers Bitcoin. But they consider the people and give legitimacy if it is possible considering how reliable they are in that country.For example, if we talk about our country, then the government will not give the legitimacy of bitcoin in our country very easily.Because the people of our country are not very educated here, if they invest in Bitcoin, they will invest approximately and at some point they will feel annoyed with Bitcoin and will blame the government.The government has to consider all the issues. But in return we blame the government.

[Pmalek]

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So this poor and confused soul made a thread on a Bitcoin forum to seek advice about how to shutdown (whatever that means) cryptocurrencies globally. Did he try CTRL+ALT+DEL? That should do it. He believes that crypto is causing too much suffering because of the losses in value. Interesting since Bitcoin is an excellent investment long-term. But let's say he is right and Bitcoin keeps losing value. His solution to this problem is a global shutdown/ban of everything crypto, ultimately causing complete loss of all investments. What a strategy.

I just came up with a cure for testicular cancer after reading the posts of this inspiring individual. We shoot all men aged 30+ before they start showing symptoms of cancer. Testicular cancer rates drop significantly, and the world is cured of this horrible disease. Men wouldn't' mind because who wants to have cancer, right? It's brilliant.

[libert19]

This precious topic has reached 69 pages, it's funni Internet number so you should laugh. Thank you.

[Pmalek]

Look at this beauty:

Btc price moving too much can the btc maintane the trust of people still to hold btc ?
Can they ? Btw...if market act like this many people will turn of from crypto and if btc not stable you cant use futures many people make food money with binance futures but if market like this they lose job as futures trader will be bad as there is no real jobs there is but low payed jobs but if goverment dont spend on jobs they need more budget for military and police and prisons.

There is no need for jobs traders will accept goverment funding binance and btc thats enough so we can earn fee 2000-5000$ at least monthly.

Goverment need to step in and support our losees also i hope they do btc stable

If you look closely, you can even see a full-stop at the end of the first paragraph. Magnificent.
In the words of 325btc, please government make BTC stable! If no stable, people no make food money and people lose jobs as future traders. if I lose job I go to police prison. If BTC stable, no prison=all good.

I think the government got the message, and they know what they have to do. 

[BlackHatCoiner]

325btc is the kind of guy who knows absolutely nothing about the subject, but tries to make profit.

[DooMAD]

Look at this beauty:

Btc price moving too much

All the more impressive when it came shortly after this:

No movement of btc so its time to leave and come back after 2 years.

They're either schizophrenic or just plain stupid.

[Doan9269]

325btc is the kind of guy who knows absolutely nothing about the subject, but tries to make profit.

I think OP is from a kind of locality where only few people understand how to speak English and it happens that he's one of the best that can spark English so far 

Btc price moving too much can the btc maintane the trust of people still to hold btc ?
Can they ? Btw...if market act like this many people will turn of from crypto and if btc not stable you cant use futures many people make food money with binance futures but if market like this they lose job as futures trader will be bad as there is no real jobs there is but low payed jobs but if goverment dont spend on jobs they need more budget for military and police and prisons.

There is no need for jobs traders will accept goverment funding binance and btc thats enough so we can earn fee 2000-5000$ at least monthly.

Goverment need to step in and support our losees also i hope they do btc stable

I can't just stop laughing at this, i think OP should be awarded the best shitposter of the forum. He has been reported by several users on excessive and unsolicited topics he bug the forum with yet he keep causing nuisance.

[aysg76]

So this poor and confused soul made a thread on a Bitcoin forum to seek advice about how to shutdown (whatever that means) cryptocurrencies globally. Did he try CTRL+ALT+DEL? That should do it. He believes that crypto is causing too much suffering because of the losses in value. Interesting since Bitcoin is an excellent investment long-term. But let's say he is right and Bitcoin keeps losing value. His solution to this problem is a global shutdown/ban of everything crypto, ultimately causing complete loss of all investments. What a strategy.

Gone through his post history and find almost all posts claiming btc to be a joke and he himself didn't have an idea that he is mere joke himself on the forum.He talks shit and connect this all with Jewish drama and explain bitcoin is down all the time like hell and reading his post is more of funny as there is no connection in his talks and have zero knowledge about what he writes.

Yes ETH can also replace btc according to him  but shutting down the whole system on global level is best solution and he might be thinking there is main switch or underground basement where agents are working to control the bitcoin network and if you shut down it everything is under control.

[dkbit98]

I'm guessing this happened on a PC, sigh! Its always the PC, there are many ways to fall victim to hackers on a PC than on other devices out there, the PC is just too complicated when it comes to trying to stay safe and out of trouble, my advice is never to use a PC for crypto wallets at all .

Here is one guy who thinks that PC is like the devil, so much that he needed to repeat that word multiple times, maybe to perform some kind of exorcism for this device.
PC is just to ''complicated'' for him but other devices are not like toasters and hair driers maybe