bitcoin noob: "isnt getting into bitcoin risky"
me: "isnt jumping into the deep end of the pool before you know what water is"
wait for 3 seconds for dramatic effect
me: "atleast stick your toe in the water first to get some confidence"
Nice one!!
I like using sex as my analogy of choice. Remember how scary the first time was? But would you ever go back to only masturbation?
Crypto is to fiat what sex is to masturbation: better in every conceivable way.
Hell, remember the first time you masturbated and then wondered what the hell just happened? Two to three days later you were at it again with the same results. After a couple more times, you had what was going on down to a science, so you hunted down the nearest goat. Okay, maybe, just maybe, it didn't take you as long as I, but surely a goat was in the equation. Wasn't it?