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[apogio]

Hey foxes!

Last year, I asked:

Are we celebrating the 5.5th anniversary of the club? Or do we only celebrate the full cycles? I just wanna know if I will go to super market for some good bottles!

And LoyceV responded:

I just wanna know if I will go to super market for some good bottles!

You don't need a reason for that! But I get that's what you like to tell yourself

And so, one year later, I 've matured enough not to ask if we're celebrating the 6.5th anniversary of the club and to go to the supermarket to buy drinks to celebrate on my own.

But, if anyone is interested to give an excuse to themselves, you can freely use this post as such.

And by the way:

The Queen of Foxes guides us.
The Queen of Foxes teaches us.
The Queen of Foxes protects us.
In your light we thrive.
In your mercy we are sheltered.
In your wisdom we are humbled.
We live only to serve.
Our lives (+wives) are yours.

I love the wives part

[LoyceV]

But, if anyone is interested to give an excuse to themselves, you can freely use this post as such.

Yesterday, I felt a bit sick after drinking just one glass of Baileys. I don't know what got into me, I should know better than to drink just 17% alcohol. So tonight, back to ouzo of plomari

Our lives (+wives) are yours.

For years now, I've been asking my wife about hypothetical scenarios followed by: "is that cheating". Time travel, clones, alternate universes, amnesia, possession, hypnosis, flying, body snatchers, and many more. There were some interesting loopholes that aren't cheating, according to my wife. Too bad most of it was in combination with alcohol, otherwise I could have written a book about it.

[apogio]

Yesterday, I felt a bit sick after drinking just one glass of Baileys. I don't know what got into me, I should know better than to drink just 17% alcohol. So tonight, back to ouzo of plomari

I am biased as you know, because I'm Greek, but I don't think Baileys is even close to Ouzo. Yesterday I had some beers and slept too nice for 9hrs straight, which is the most uncommon thing for me, especially with my latest (3+ years) daily schedule.

For years now, I've been asking my wife about hypothetical scenarios followed by: "is that cheating". Time travel, clones, alternate universes, amnesia, possession, hypnosis, flying, body snatchers, and many more. There were some interesting loop-holes that aren't cheating, according to my wife. Too bad most of it was in combination with alcohol, otherwise I could have written a book about it.

I'm so tempted to ask about these "non cheating" events, but the last time I started a conversation about someone who talked about cheating, it didn't go exactly well.

Just a quick question though: what does "flying" mean? Hypothetically, if you fly and somehow manage to attach your body on someone else's body, then it's not cheating? And more importantly, how can you do it while flying?

I don't wanna know what you've drunk to have this kind of conversations with your wife, but I'm really happy that you put your relationship upon stable foundations Like explaining some thing in advance so if, by accident, she gets cloned and the clone finds a better LoyceV, then it's not technically cheating. Very useful to know before-hand, in order to avoid bad surprises.

[LoyceV]

I am biased as you know, because I'm Greek, but I don't think Baileys is even close to Ouzo.

Of course it isn't. 17% is no match for 40%

Yesterday I had some beers and slept too nice for 9hrs straight, which is the most uncommon thing for me, especially with my latest (3+ years) daily schedule.

Don't try to fit 3+ years into your daily schedule!

Just a quick question though: what does "flying" mean?

Think about Supergirl: if I find a hottie who can fly, would that be cheating? I quote the exact reply: "I'll give you this one". Most of the time her answers are based on how unlikely the scenario is, but still, it's something

I don't wanna know what you've drunk to have this kind of conversations with your wife, but I'm really happy that you put your relationship upon stable foundations

Well......... this all started years ago when ....... let's not get into this on a public topic

Like explaining some thing in advance so if, by accident, she gets cloned and the clone finds a better LoyceV, then it's not technically cheating. Very useful to know before-hand, in order to avoid bad surprises.

Wait stop! It's not me who gets cloned

[apogio]

Don't try to fit 3+ years into your daily schedule!

Kids have a completely different opinion on this

Think about Supergirl: if I find a hottie who can fly, would that be cheating? I quote the exact reply: "I'll give you this one". Most of the time her answers are based on how unlikely the scenario is, but still, it's something

Yes! You're technically allowed to cheat with a flying hottie, since you're both ok with it! Now the easy part: find the flying hottie!

Well......... this all started years ago when ....... let's not get into this on a public topic

 

Wait stop! It's not me who gets cloned

Theoretically you've had a conversation which should cover both sides. You should run and clarify this immediately because it's Saturday night and you never know what happens after Ouzo. Cloning (you, her, both) is the most possible thing that can happen. Flying is also easy! Time travel is usual the more you're a part of this club and learn the techniques from Foxpup.

So, to conclude, go straight ahead and renegotiate all this stuff! Ouzo's coming!

Besides, it's a special occasion today (6.5 years of the cycling club), isn't it? --- I'm time travelling back to the "excuses" part of my original post  

[GazetaBitcoin]

What about you? 

I am 8, as you can see! So eligible to drink hardcore

Merit cycling club, I assume!

This is the merit cycling club, lol! Perhaps you drank too much?

One sip and I'm out! LOL! My body can't hold it...

Just as I imagined... amateur... =)))

Forgive my ignorance. I'm reciting it now and praying desperately that it will save me this time

Please do it at least 3 times/day. icopress did not prey at some point (although I pulled his sleeve!!!) and a terrible thing happened to him (hidden, of course, in the pages of this thread -- so here's a homework for you, to find out what happened to the pagan lmao, when he did not pray!)

I have a slightly modified version of such a prayer

fillippone's version is the hardcore one. But DS, feel free to do this prayer as well!

[DYING_S0UL]

I am 8, as you can see! So eligible to drink hardcore

Yeah hardcore, until the Queen says so...

This is the merit cycling club, lol! Perhaps you drank too much?

Parhaps, u are right this time..(facepalm)

FYI, by one sip I meant this,

Just as I imagined... amateur... =)))

Will become hardcore one day! Just wait!

Forgive my ignorance. I'm reciting it now and praying desperately that it will save me this time

Please do it at least 3 times/day. icopress did not prey at some point (although I pulled his sleeve!!!) and a terrible thing happened to him (hidden, of course, in the pages of this thread -- so here's a homework for you, to find out what happened to the pagan lmao, when he did not pray!)

Guess the moral of the story!!!
Pray thrice a day….. or risk being cursed by Gazeta with homework

I have a slightly modified version of such a prayer

fillippone's version is the hardcore one. But DS, feel free to do this prayer as well!

3 times a day, noted!

[LoyceV]

Thanks again for your flawless timing!

[Foxpup]

Three hundred and thirty-ninth week paid.

[Foxpup]

Three hundred and fortieth week paid.

[apogio]

Three hundred and fortieth week paid.

Ok, I'll ask... Have you implemented a time-scheduled job to send the transaction and the post, using a random seconds offset (minus/plus), to make it look like you're a human?

[LoyceV]

Three hundred and fortieth week paid.

Thanks again for your flawless timing! My timing failed due to a phone call.

[GazetaBitcoin]

Three hundred and fortieth week paid.

Bowing down deeply in front of our Supreme Queen... ... And thanking her for her generosity...

[... ] to make it look like you're a human?

As far as I know, only Marcel was suspected for not being human... am I wrong?
(Now you'll ask who is Marcel :p -- you may (or may not, as theymos always phrases, lol, for covering also the "not" implied by "may") -- so you may, or may not, find some answers inside the Dalton Gang thread; also, some other mentions here )

My timing failed due to a phone call.

I, for one, liked more the excuses involving Meh-Meh / putting kids to bed... blaming a phone call is not so exciting
(Anyone else shares this opinion? )

Later edit: lmao I just noticed this and only by chance =)))
(I hope I brought all some giggling )

[LoyceV]

I, for one, liked more the excuses involving Meh-Meh / putting kids to bed... blaming a phone call is not so exciting

What can I say.... They're growing up! Their bedtime is now past "flawless timing time", even when we're in Dutch summer time. They can still distract me though

Later edit: lmao I just noticed this and only by chance =)))

Time flies! Anyway, the reason for my Merit is on the next page

[fillippone]

I, for one, liked more the excuses involving Meh-Meh / putting kids to bed... blaming a phone call is not so exciting

What can I say.... They're growing up! Their bedtime is now past "flawless timing time", even when we're in Dutch summer time. They can still distract me though

Later edit: lmao I just noticed this and only by chance =)))

Time flies! Anyway, the reason for my Merit is on the next page

Wow, This is serious stalking!
It happened to me reviewing, and possibly meriting posts more than a year before, and feeling a little bit of embarassment, but man, you are piling up filese and evidences on Marcel?

[NeuroticFish]

Time flies! Anyway, the reason for my Merit is on the next page

Time flies indeed. It looks like time has actually made wolwoo shut up - that account is inactive for more than I year now, I see.

It happened to me reviewing, and possibly meriting posts more than a year before, and feeling a little bit of embarassment, but man, you are piling up filese and evidences on Marcel?

LMAO! Well said! 

[LoyceMobile]

Thanks again for your flawless timing! I've been banished to the couch (with Ouzo). My wife claimed my desk tonight. That's my FWP of the day, so I'm not complaining.

[Foxpup]

Three hundred and forty-first week paid.

[apogio]

@LoyceV delete this post please

[LoyceV]

@LoyceV delete this post please

I can't. But you could always Report your own post to Mods for deletion.
You made me curious, so I read my archived post. I wish you the best!