The Pun & Fun Thread

[deisik]

Black holes are mass murderers

[deisik]

Respect people who wear glasses – they paid money to see you

[BADecker]

https://i.imgur.com/HP7u4bw.jpg

Respect people who wear glasses – they paid money to see you

Is that why Biden and Harris DON'T wear glasses? No respect?

[deisik]

I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer

[BADecker]

I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer

I was mowing my lawn today, after that wind storm last night, and I found loads of yard sticks.

 

[deisik]

My grammar teacher is a member of the new word order

[BADecker]

My grammar teacher is a member of the new word order

So is the new-world order.     

[deisik]

It's perfectly fine to marry your second cousin, as long as you're legally divorced from the first one

[BADecker]

It's perfectly fine to marry your second cousin, as long as you're legally divorced from the first one

Seriously. What do you do in a country where it is illegal to get a divorce? Revoke your signature off your marriage agreement?

[deisik]

Seriously. What do you do in a country where it is illegal to get a divorce? Revoke your signature off your marriage agreement?

You miss the point

[BADecker]

Seriously. What do you do in a country where it is illegal to get a divorce? Revoke your signature off your marriage agreement?

You miss the point

Please don't throw your pen at me.     

[deisik]

Meditation is not what you think

[deisik]

I was injured in a Peekaboo incident and admitted to the ICU

[deisik]

I wanted to be a gynecologist, but I failed the entrance exam

[BADecker]

The U-crane, formerly called the Russian Arm. I always knew there was something constructive going on in that Russian war!

 

[deisik]

One of the darkest times in my life was when I forgot to pay the electricity bill

[deisik]

I started eating an apple every day and now my doctor refuses to see me

[deisik]

I bought my girlfriend her first sex toy today – a bottle of aspirin

[deisik]

if you don't like how I drive, get off the sidewalk

[deisik]

Was driving and ran into my ex yesterday, then reversed and did it again