On another note, RNR_0 stating this has caused legal actions for slander.
Just a heads-up, when people claim they are getting their lawyers to sue someone for slander, when in fact it would be libel, because slander refers to spoken statements, not written, it suggests there are no lawyers because the person throwing around the threats to sue is not at all the 'big man' they are pretending to be.
This statement
My suits are $3000 a piece and I have a closet full of them. I have two Mustangs, one new one Old. A couple dealerships and my wife drives a Maseratti to get groceries and spend my money at Nordstroms.
worries me. People who own Maserati cars know how to spell it correctly.
As for
By the way, my wife is a Siberian Sharp shooter, so... be careful.
WTF? Are you 12?
Let me guess, she's also a Bikini model on the side?