Dank Bank Deposits - dank's soul is claimed! - New music Nov 30th

[dank]

Explain to me, why would I want to steal money if I believe in karma?  Would I rather scam some people for some valueless concept of greed, or would I rather be an honest man and bring people together at a concert?  Hmm..

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[MildBill]

Explain to me, why would I want to steal money if I believe in karma?  Would I rather scam some people for some valueless concept of greed, or would I rather be an honest man and bring people together at a concert?  Hmm..

I'm still hoping you want to eat a bug.

[FlipPro]

Explain to me, why would I want to steal money if I believe in karma?  Would I rather scam some people for some valueless concept of greed, or would I rather be an honest man and bring people together at a concert?  Hmm..

I'm still hoping you want to eat a bug.

Careful 

"Man dies after live roach-eating contest in Fla."

http://news.yahoo.com/man-dies-live-roach-eating-contest-fla-215822212.html

[dank]

http://soundcloud.com/dankm/untitled-8

Only getting better from here.

[greyhawk]

No one cares anymore, dank.

Get a new project, this one is boring and by extension you become boring and that as we all know is the least you want to be.

[Akka]

This Thread is like a sitcom that is really fun to watch.

But then one of the main characters (Rarity) is leaving and somehow they start to warm up the same jokes again and again.

I agree. Dank you need a new Project or the Dank-Show will soon be cancelled due to bad viewing figures.

[MildBill]

No one cares anymore, dank.

Get a new project, this one is boring and by extension you become boring and that as we all know is the least you want to be.

Absolutely this.  Come up with some new tricks or go home.

[paraipan]

Lol dank, you managed to bore even the trolls, keep up the good work 

[bitcoinbear]

Hey dank, have you read "the seven habits of highly effectice people" yet, like I suggested?

[dank]

Hey dank, have you read "the seven habits of highly effectice people" yet, like I suggested?

No, my teachers have suggested that as well, to our class.

[Vod]

Hey dank, have you read "the seven habits of highly effectice people" yet, like I suggested?

No, my teachers have suggested that as well, to our class.

I thought you were 18?  Why do you have teachers?  Were you held back a couple years for "curing cancer" too much?

[dank]

Hey dank, have you read "the seven habits of highly effectice people" yet, like I suggested?

No, my teachers have suggested that as well, to our class.

I thought you were 18?  Why do you have teachers?  Were you held back a couple years for "curing cancer" too much?

Ok, mlawrence, my teachers taught me this: when you add -ed to a verb, it makes it past tense.


Anyways.  New baby:

[btcANGEL]

I'd like to hear more about the Dank Soul Guarantee. Under what circumstances, if any, would a depositor end up with your soul instead of their bitcoins?

Dank Soul Guarantee - Danksurance
The Dank Soul Gurantee is my karma based system of insurance.  I acknowledge and respect that karma would play a negative role on me if I were to steal anybodies deposit, thus, offering an incentive to not perform such an action.  Dank Bank, as with many other investment opportunities, is largely trust based.  I hereby give my word and my soul that I will perform as an honest trader, no exceptions.

Hypothetically, if one wanted to "purchase" an authentic Dank Soul, could one achieve this by depositing 10BTC, waiting until Dank Bank has no liquid assets, then requesting a withdrawal?

~ K. Elizabeth Angel

[BorderBits]

Hey dank, have you read "the seven habits of highly effectice people" yet, like I suggested?

No, my teachers have suggested that as well, to our class.

I thought you were 18?  Why do you have teachers?  Were you held back a couple years for "curing cancer" too much?

Ok, mlawrence, my teachers taught me this: when you add -ed to a verb, it makes it past tense.


Anyways.  New baby:

Wayne Kramer signature strat, eh?  Did your folks buy it for you? 

[Eiii]

Hey dank, have you read "the seven habits of highly effectice people" yet, like I suggested?

No, my teachers have suggested that as well, to our class.

I thought you were 18?  Why do you have teachers?  Were you held back a couple years for "curing cancer" too much?

Ok, mlawrence, my teachers taught me this: when you add -ed to a verb, it makes it past tense.


Anyways.  New baby:

https://i.imgur.com/1V9f7.jpg

Wayne Kramer signature strat, eh?  Did your folks buy it for you? 

Currently invested:   76.36 BTC

[dank]

Hey dank, have you read "the seven habits of highly effectice people" yet, like I suggested?

No, my teachers have suggested that as well, to our class.

I thought you were 18?  Why do you have teachers?  Were you held back a couple years for "curing cancer" too much?

Ok, mlawrence, my teachers taught me this: when you add -ed to a verb, it makes it past tense.


Anyways.  New baby:

Wayne Kramer signature strat, eh?  Did your folks buy it for you? 

Naw, not really.

[btcANGEL]

* taps lightly on the security glass *

Hello? Are there any tellers available?

I am considering depositing some funds here, but I need more information about the non-monetary perks of account ownership before I can make a commitment.

This is still a bank, not a guitar store, right?

[Akka]

* taps lightly on the security glass *

Hello? Are there any tellers available?

I am considering depositing some funds here, but I need more information about the non-monetary perks of account ownership before I can make a commitment.

This is still a bank, not a guitar store, right?

This is the dank-show and a bank

[Vod]

This is the dank-show and a ponzi

Fixed that for you.

[dank]

http://soundcloud.com/dankm/untitled-119
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