What is the normal volume of this exchange? I'm guessing it's something less than 1000BTC. So how could something that does a tiny volume suddenly do 80,000BTC volume? I would think it to be technically impossible. There simply wouldn't be the liquidity, deposit/withdraw processing, exchange engine, order book depth, etc to do it. I mean I could see it maybe GROWING to that amount over a month or so, but not overnight.

Here, I have to "withdraw" my coins to a foreign SEPA account, which is, AFAIK, not accepted officially by exchanges, including Bitstamp. In other words, I need to withdraw to my current bank account, just like I do now, and then transfer fiat to reload my card.

So, what I'm looking for would be more like a "real" Bitcoin reloadable card, without going through SEPA.

A notarized English translation if any of the above documents are not in English / Latin script

    USPS Money Orders
    MoneyGram Money Orders
    Western Union Money Orders
    Canada Post International MO
    UK Post Office International MO

Perhaps tubs of Hummus is a better bet!!!!

Hope you like it, let me know if you want anything changed.

This type of theft is commonly called a "bail-in".