No, it's not all our fault. It's all your fault. What were you thinking putting your life savings into something a market cap of only $5 billion? You fucked it up yourself, and until you take some responsibility for your decisions instead of blaming unrelated people, you'll just keep on fucking up until you've lost everything.

Don't let the door hit you on your way out.

There also appears to be a thing or two about international law you don't know, one of which is the dual criminality requirement for extradition. A person can only be extradited for something that is a crime in both countries. If it is legal for the OP to export the seeds (which is a big if, since exporting drugs is an entirely different matter than producing them for personal consumption), then he can't be extradited.

I tried telling them that, but they wouldn't listen. No matter. I don't mind getting rich at their expense.

I sure did. That was exciting.

No, it is not. That sounds like a rather poorly conceived philosophy in any case, as a currency needs speculators to provide liquidity.

Those are dancing vulvae, not dancing vaginae. See, this is what happens when kids aren't educated about their bodies at a young age: they grow into adults who don't know their own anatomy. Not that it would help much; in my school at least, it was never actually explained what the clitoris was or did. Sure, it was labelled on the anatomical diagrams, but nobody told us what to do with it. It certainly would have saved a lot of disappointment.

Relax, would you? My sources tell me the witnesses have agreed to keep quiet about it, so as long as nobody left a paper trail, we should be in the clear.

Why does Hamdog look suspiciously like the houndeyes from Half-Life, which coincidentally also came out about 15 years ago?

Wimp. I will catch this knife with both hands then lick the blood from the blade.

*bows* Yes, my moron.

I don't know what you're up to, but I'm certainly interested in finding out.

Why so negative? Are you jealous?

We're feeling fantastic. We won't panic; if we go to double digits, we'll just keep on buying those cheap coins. Using the money we made by selling above $1k. Luck, my ass.

Say you're not the only person who wants to send $2000 to your brother. Say 100 million people want to do the same thing simultaneously. You will notice that there aren't that many bitcoins and never will be, so you and everyone else will have to do your business with a small fraction of a bitcoin. And if a small fraction of a bitcoin is to be used to send thousands of dollars... well, you do the math.

I only bought BTC100 today. But if the price drops below US$200, I'll buy BTC100 more. Gotta grab those cheap coins.

The same reason flat-Earthers are always wrong about geography: because the theory is so thoroughly contradicted by the facts that only a fool or madman could believe it.

So, you propose deleting >99% of Speculation threads. It's a good idea in theory, but how well will it work in practice?

I'm guessing Windows Explorer.



Do not ever click Yes to this dialog. Nothing good will come of it. Yes, it will blow away all other partitions on the disk. No, you don't get a warning.

The "of the year" part. The fiscal year is not the same as the calendar year in all jurisdictions. In particular, in Australia, New Zealand, Egypt, and Pakistan, the fiscal year starts on the previous July, which makes Bitcoin the best investment in 2014. It's not looking so good for 2015, but it might turn around before the end of June, so who knows?

The point is that arbitrary dates are meaningless without context. The price hit an all-time-high at the end of November 2013 and has been falling ever since, so if you pick the following January as the start of the year, of course it's going to look bad. But not everybody cares about January, or any other arbitrary date for that matter; I certainly don't.

I mean come on. China, a fabricated economy? I'm an Australian, and I know that China is by far Australia's largest trading partner (both imports and exports). Unless Australia's economy is fabricated too, you've got some explaining to do.