-"Call" War from Iran!
Iran Tells American Investors to ‘Go Long’ – $900 Billion Rally Follows
Iran's parliament speaker called the exact S&P 500 reversal, adding $900 billion in market cap.
He told investors Sunday to
go long on any dump, futures crashed then fully reversed overnight.
Trump posted "great progress" on Iran talks at 7:25 AM, triggering the market-wide Monday rally.
Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, Speaker of the Parliament of Iran, urged investors to note that pre-market news from US officials often serves as a setup for profit-taking.
His message to investors was clear: If the market gets dumped, go long.
Heads-up: Pre-market so-called “news” or “Truth” is often just a setup for profit-taking. Basically, it’s a reverse indicator.
Do the opposite: If they pump it, short it. If they dump it, go long.
See something tomorrow? You know the drill.
— محمدباقر قالیباف | MB Ghalibaf (@mb_ghalibaf) March 29, 2026
By 6:00 PM ET, S&P 500 futures opened nearly 1% lower, falling within 30 points of official correction territory. However, by 11:00 PM ET, futures had fully reversed those losses and turned green.
Subsequently, the S&P 500 traded roughly 100 points above its overnight session low, with approximately $900 billion in recovered market cap to that move.
“We are in the most unusual times in market history,” wrote analysts at the Kobeissi Letter.
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Ghalibaf’s post was widely read as a dig at perceived US social media influence over the financial markets. Whether the rally holds depends on whether diplomatic progress translates beyond Truth Social.
UPDATE: Iran’s "reverse indicator" trading advice continues to play out in real-time:
At 4:12 PM ET on Sunday, Iran's Speaker of the Parliament said pre-market news is a "reverse indicator," if they "dump" the market, then "go long," and "if they pump it, short it."
By 10:00 PM… pic.twitter.com/5yQ553e2Mn
— The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) March 30, 2026
-Awhile, Saylor...paused shopping.
Key Reason Why Strategy Didn’t Buy Any Bitcoin
Strategy, the largest corporate holder of Bitcoin, abruptly halted its aggressive accumulation streak during the final week of March. .
The software company did not sell any shares or buy any new Bitcoin between March 23 and March 29.
Obviously, cryptocurrency market participants are now wondering what's behind the sudden U-turn.
According to crypto market commentator Brian Brookshire, the main reason for the halt boils down to the performance of MicroStrategy's stock and related financial instruments. Brookshire noted that STRC failed to hit par value last week. Combined with a downturn in the MSTR common share price amid broader market weakness, the financial conditions simply were not favorable enough to execute the company's standard playbook.
The corporate giant appears content to simply hold its existing stash until the math becomes favorable again, Between mid-February and late March 2026, Strategy started aggressive accumulation. In late February and early March, its weekly acquisitions ranged from roughly 600 to 3,000 BTC at price points hovering around the $67,000 mark. On March 9 and March 16, Strategy accelerated its buying power, acquiring roughly 18,000 and 22,000 BTC, respectively.
-Maybe now he will wait for the 50k to buy more,
since so far he is impatient with the top buys.
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