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August 05, 2011, 06:39:59 PM
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Is that Mike Myers?

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"TER-MINER-TOR"

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August 06, 2011, 10:10:49 PM
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Damn did I tell you the joke about the 12 inch Pianist..


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August 07, 2011, 12:45:09 AM
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Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.” 
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August 07, 2011, 01:06:17 AM
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what do bitcoins and my EX girlfriend have in common?

the both cost me lots of money and ended in a dumping........
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August 09, 2011, 11:26:41 PM
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what do bitcoins and my EX girlfriend have in common?

they are both cheap and virtual?  Tongue
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August 09, 2011, 11:38:06 PM
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Two guys are sitting on a bar stool.

how did they achieve that?


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August 09, 2011, 11:59:58 PM
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Two guys are sitting on a bar stool.

how did they achieve that?



Very small butts?

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August 10, 2011, 12:21:49 AM
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It has been so hot in Texas that George W. Bush has been waterboarding himself to keep cool.

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who says my pic doesnt deserve bitcent pays 0,01 BTC!


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^^ wow... unnatural  Shocked
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Sorry, guys. I've been really busy lately. Anyway, thanks for taking over the thread while I was gone, bitflow. I'm going to start paying out again, and I'll do it at 2 bitcents like bitflow was. Of course, you're welcome to stay here and continue this offer with me as well, bitfow. Smiley

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dont know if you play video games, but this video made me, my wife, and my coworkers laugh:
http://www.dorkly.com/video/4532/dorkly-bits-koopa-gets-a-star








if gaming isnt your thing, maybe this is more your speed:











perhaps a funny story?
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/racist_field_trip












if none of that made you laugh, here's a joke:

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"None. I had a perfect marriage."
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Viper. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.
"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.
"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Viper crying.
"What's wrong?"
"I just saw my wife."
"So?"
"She was riding a skateboard."





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Got some more:

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dont know if you play video games, but this video made me, my wife, and my coworkers laugh:
http://www.dorkly.com/video/4532/dorkly-bits-koopa-gets-a-star








if gaming isnt your thing, maybe this is more your speed:











perhaps a funny story?
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/racist_field_trip












if none of that made you laugh, here's a joke:

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"None. I had a perfect marriage."
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Viper. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.
"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.
"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Viper crying.
"What's wrong?"
"I just saw my wife."
"So?"
"She was riding a skateboard."





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