Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[xtraelv]

many definitions of the crypto however as they do not have a commitment for crypto and willing to be patient then this market will be able to kill anyone. Indeed this may I will not recommend to my family when they were not ready with the crypto State like this. full risk clearly only it is a challenge in the crypto should be bypassed.

Check out some of his other posts. Gibberish 101. Google translate from a rare language or dialect? It all reads like it was supposed to make sense but doesn't.
Mindfuck 

Google mistranslated from indonesian. Has been posting in giberish since 2016.

How can i claim my twitter and slck bounty sir???
Thank you

[mu_enrico]

I think this dude is actually trying so hard, but still... Read the bolded words:

People always find words of English terms that are often used by many people in everyday life. However, many of these people do not understand the meaning of the words of these terms. more confusing, in the British English version of American English there are many different terms used with the same definition.

I agree with TMAN to find out the importance of learning English,
Example:
Try to imagine how the world would be about the next 10 years? maybe, in view of the important reasons why we should learn English, a little insight into the reasons for the importance of learning English.

1. Opportunity to get a job.
2. Meng-global language
3. Easy to accept in the eyes of the world.
5. Economic Language.
6. Can Follow the Development of the Age
7. Understanding Technology
8. Increasing Knowledge
9. Safe recreation.
10. Scientific language
12. Look the most slang
13. Improve Career.
14.make us smarter.
15. Can conquer the world of the Internet.

[DdmrDdmr]

Christmas season is coming is there a chance of merit system deactivation?
Is there a chance that theymos may give us Christmas bonus?
Marry merit in Christmas or maybe in new years eve.

I think merit is the best gift ever to crypto communities if possible. 

Xmas time brings both wanted and unwanted gifts, and often one has a kinder attitude towards things during that period of time. Now on can wish for many sorts of presents for Xmas, but I’d never say that actually marring merit was one of them.

On the other hand, the world has witnessed some weird marriages in the past:
-   A guy married Nene Anegasaki from a Nintendo DS game called Love Plus.
-   A woman married herself in Taiwan.
-   A Man married an anime character stamped on a body pillow in Korea.
-   A girl married a dog in India.

So no wonder someone can actually fantasize about marrying merit  … and having many "merrits" as an outcome.

[friends1980]

(...)
Marry merit in Christmas or maybe in new years eve.
(...)

Xmas time brings both wanted and unwanted gifts, and often one has a kinder attitude towards things during that period of time. Now on can wish for many sorts of presents for Xmas, but I’d never say that actually marring merit was one of them.

On the other hand, the world has witnessed some weird marriages in the past:
-   A guy married Nene Anegasaki from a Nintendo DS game called Love Plus.
-   A woman married herself in Taiwan.
-   A Man married an anime character stamped on a body pillow in Korea.
-   A girl married a dog in India.

So no wonder someone can actually fantasize about marrying merit  … and having many "merrits" as an outcome.

I will marry his useless post history to the "Report to moderator" link.

[morvillz7z]

If suspicion and fiction had a baby, how would you call that little sucker? 

Suspiction! Because all team have no profiles or have no mention about heta project!

[LoyceV]

What's this sorcery?

Despite the fact that I additionally however about combining the sources of info nowadays, I was not sufficiently brilliant to make a legitimate string and increment mindfulness. I some way or another needed to hold up additional, until the point when the charges drop much more. You made this string, great done

It's almost poetic, as if Google Translate married a text spinner and has been spinning the same text all night long.

It's in my self-moderated thread, so I'll delete it when he's banned (archived!).

[chenille]

In general the discussion is really meaningless: What opportunities are ahead? (or Bitcoin will finish)

Bitcoin will end when there is no coin to dig. What opportunities are waiting in this space?

Personally, I think that when Bitcoin is finished, another coin will come to replace one coin. But for the time being it is too early to talk about it since Bitcoin will end in 2045 and this is more than 20 years old and can change everything a thousand times. Since we are living now and it is necessary to act at the moment for this, all efforts should be directed for our well-being. We can only wait and gain patience and we just need it. And according to forecasts, Bitcoin should grow to 50 thousand dollars, which is of course an impressive amount.

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[morvillz7z]

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hyip ads these days 

[coinlocket$]

This project

A reliable and promising project. There is a very strong team working on this project.
A promising idea of ??the project is always one of the key indicators of successful initiatives.
The project is interesting in terms of innovation. I wish the project to grow fast.

[S_Therapist]

Please give him some suggestion, sir 

We all communicate in the same words. Any suggestion you can give for plagiarism, sir. 

[suchmoon]

What did you want to be when you were a kid?

I always wanted to be a software engineer. And I have completed my masters in Computer science. So lucky in that way. Smiley

20 minutes later:

I always dreamed of a passive income, I didn't care about from what exactly.  Grin

Obviously both posts plagiarized. How pathetic do you have to be to plagiarize a childhood dream? Smiley Grin Sad

when I was small I really wanted to buy bicycles

when I was little, I really love to buy hp tab

maybe a cool racing car toy and of course nintendo, because super mario is really cool

These don't seem to grasp what "be" means.


From the library of useless knowledge: "signature campaign" in word-spinner slang is "mark battle". I find it quite apt, almost poetic. Battle of the marks. Who gets swindled the most.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1640744.msg22503815#msg22503815

i've joined a mark battle at the present time, really this is my principle wellspring of my bitcoins at this moment and i'm putting away it to a two sorts of wallet the 70% of my pay will go specifically to my wallet and afterward immediately pull back and the 30% goes to my disconnected wallet or paper wallet and I will spared it for future purposes or I may state long haul venture.

Original:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1640744.msg20787928#msg20787928

i've joined a signature campaign right now, actually this is my main source of my bitcoins right now and i'm storing it to a two kinds of wallet the 70% of my income will go directly to my wallet and then instantly withdraw and the 30% goes to my offline wallet or paper wallet and i will saved it for future purposes or i may say long term investment.

[xtraelv]

I will marry his useless post history to the "Report to moderator" link.

Bitcointalk marriage celebrant.

[suchmoon]

Very NYC:

Very nyc airdrop tokan going To moon tokan

[CoinClarity]

Anyone want to know how a blockchain works? Just ask this guy:

Blockchain works like a Google spreadsheet that is open to all. The data in a blockchain is automatically stored in packets of information called blocks, hence the name. In the blockchain, a copy of the ledger file is shared between thousands of participants globally, also called miners.

Worst thing is this was posted in a thread for a hyper POS coin.

[Lafu]

I'm looking to borrow a TRUSTED account with good reputation with an upgrade.

I will only need your account for a short time to buy something, you keep your account.


PM me your price. Not asking to buy your account, only want to use it to buy something quickly and give it back to you after.

Lol what the fuck is going on there cant belive they realy asking that !

@suchmoon  you can borrow your Account maybe    i readed something from you about 5 BTC maybe he would give it for !  LOL  just joking 

[suchmoon]

@suchmoon  you can borrow your Account maybe    i readed something from you about 5 BTC maybe he would give it for !  LOL  just joking 

LOL so tempting, if for no other reason than to find out what kind of scam this user is planning.

[TheBeardedBaby]

Let me drop this one here :

A good idea of the team, from childhood I wanted to live under communism, and I hope that I will come to him with the team towards old age.

[xtraelv]

I'm looking to borrow a TRUSTED account with good reputation with an upgrade.

I will only need your account for a short time to buy something, you keep your account.


PM me your price. Not asking to buy your account, only want to use it to buy something quickly and give it back to you after.

Lol what the fuck is going on there cant belive they realy asking that !

@suchmoon  you can borrow your Account maybe    i readed something from you about 5 BTC maybe he would give it for !  LOL  just joking  

You realize he is asking for a hackforums account.

[tmfp]

I think the bitcoin bankruptcy doesn't know when the important thing is bankruptcy when Bitcoin can't generate as many coins and that bitcoin is said to be bankrupt

Pay heed, Dr. Faustus.

[Lafu]

@xtraelv
Yes i did, It was ironic!
Just wonder that they asking for it!