Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[Csmiami]

So actually quoting from here: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5154081.0

You know that remain eth is halal money is for me. But remain eth is haram for you.
Because ISR tokens is my tokens.
Do not forget : Haram money is not good. I not give you Halal with remain ETH.

I don't know if this maybe be considered culturally offensive, and it case it is, please tell me so that I delete this

Well what's offensive is this asshole thinks he can reneg on a deal due to suddenly-remembered religious values.

That's kind of the whole point of collateral, you default the loan, you loose it all. But only does he create a locked topic to "request" the ETH to be sent back to him, but also leaves this pretty trust to the lendor:

[khaled0111]

Well what's offensive is this asshole thinks he can reneg on a deal due to suddenly-remembered religious values.

The funny part is that taking a loan that charges interest is "haram" in first place. Funny how he forgot that part when he asked for the loan.

[Patatas]

Lmao

Breaking News
Bitcointalk admin has started gambling.
Theymos is trying hard to get some bitcoin because these days mining are not so profitable  
An username is nothing however, I think he is someone from our community and have some good amount of bitcoin in his bag.

[suchmoon]

If you need a hug I have a project for you:

This project is very good and cool, I will follow this project. Hopefully, this project will be hug success for sure!!!

[Csmiami]

Dude talking about democracy and freedom

Did I mention it creates 8.8 billion jobs+ (everyone votes and gets paid to vote on issues, rather than voting people to vote for them and they line their own pockets and become corrupt)
Want another 8.8billion jobs? everyone is part of the police force
Want another 8.8billion jobs? everyone is part of the fire fighting force
Want another 8.8billon jobs? everyone is part of the military (team earth)
Want another 8.8billion jobs? everyone is a medic
Want another 8.8billion jobs? everyone is on court duty a judge
Want another 8.8billion jobs? space exploration
Want another 8.8billion jobs? making homes for everyone, food, water and back up shelters!

What the actual fuck have I just read

[suchmoon]

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I think by now anyone who finds TimeBits funny has bookmarked his post history and everyone else has put him on ignore

Dude's clearly missing a few marbles.

[sirazimuth]

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I think by now anyone who finds TimeBits funny has bookmarked his post history and everyone else has put him on ignore

Dude's clearly missing a few marbles.

agreed, but it's what makes this place so entertaining  (and yes, on ignore now .....funny at first, but it got old really quick)

[suchmoon]

Still trying to wrap my head around this:

If we reach 1 satoshi in 1 dollar, so does it mean we can't reach 1 btc because one satoshi is very valuable to us.   

It was partly plagiarised from another post but the original doesn't make any more sense:

When is 1 satoshi equivalent to 1 dollar? It is nice tho! You can buy and do anything for just one cent. If we reach 1 satoshi in 1 dollar, so does it mean we can't reach 1 btc because one satoshi is very valuable to us.

[nutildah]

Still trying to wrap my head around this:

If we reach 1 satoshi in 1 dollar, so does it mean we can't reach 1 btc because one satoshi is very valuable to us.   

It was partly plagiarised from another post but the original doesn't make any more sense:

When is 1 satoshi equivalent to 1 dollar? It is nice tho! You can buy and do anything for just one cent. If we reach 1 satoshi in 1 dollar, so does it mean we can't reach 1 btc because one satoshi is very valuable to us.

It's from a parallel universe where 1 BTC does not indeed equal 1 BTC.

[BlockchainBoyyy]

Dude talking about democracy and freedom

Did I mention it creates 8.8 billion jobs+ (everyone votes and gets paid to vote on issues, rather than voting people to vote for them and they line their own pockets and become corrupt)
Want another 8.8billion jobs? everyone is part of the police force
Want another 8.8billion jobs? everyone is part of the fire fighting force
Want another 8.8billon jobs? everyone is part of the military (team earth)
Want another 8.8billion jobs? everyone is a medic
Want another 8.8billion jobs? everyone is on court duty a judge
Want another 8.8billion jobs? space exploration
Want another 8.8billion jobs? making homes for everyone, food, water and back up shelters!

What the actual fuck have I just read

I think what you read is how to create 8.8 billion jobs, instead of voting people to vote for you, you vote yourself and pay yourself.  
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-golf-102-million-taxpayers_n_5ce46727e4b09b23e65a01bb  
https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/loblaws-rebate-conservatives-1.5091753  

O yes voting, the universal job to support universal basic income.  

He even shows it being used in a blockchain already  

Wow, what a shit post!  

Liberty: The state of being free within society from oppressive restrictions imposed by authority on one's way of life, behaviour, or political views.
Freedom: The power or right to act, speak, or think as one wants without hindrance or restraint.

Seems a True Democracy = Liberty = Freedom

Democracy: a system of government by the whole population

You left out this part:

"Everyone creates the supply www.bitswift.cash

What is the most freedom you can give someone? the right to vote on issues in their nation, the right to have their voice heard. The right to say where their tax dollars go. The right to earn a honest money supply, One created by the people for the people."

Yah keep working for satoshi`s supply instead of creating your own, or creating one that everyone creates at a fair rate, yah slave.

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I think by now anyone who finds TimeBits funny has bookmarked his post history and everyone else has put him on ignore

Dude's clearly missing a few marbles.

agreed, but it's what makes this place so entertaining  (and yes, on ignore now .....funny at first, but it got old really quick)

Seems you are the ones chasing another mans marBALLS, following another mans marBALLS. Why don`t you grow a pair of your own? Have you lost your marbles? You know like how timebits backs his money he grows stuff, he is a farmer. He has done more for this earth and his species than all of you combined and all the religious leaders and political leaders combined. You will see his creation to destruction ratio when you die. It will look like China`s GDP not Japans.

Unlike the other farmers that kill you for profit, he actually feeds people real food his entire life and does not spray cancer on his food even though he could have more crops to make more money, he feeds people legit food. https://twitter.com/ThugLifeBlazer/status/1140274555187081217 Go ahead go down to his farm in Beamsville he will show you the difference between his land and all the farmers around him, It is clear as day they use round up on your food.

With all due respect, have some.

[suchmoon]

You know like how timebits backs his money he grows stuff, he is a farmer. He has done more for this earth and his species than all of you combined and all the religious leaders and political leaders combined. You will see his creation to destruction ratio when you die. It will look like China`s GDP not Japans.

If you've been temp-banned you're gonna get a permanent ban if you continue to post from another account. Take a break.

[BlockchainBoyyy]

You know like how timebits backs his money he grows stuff, he is a farmer. He has done more for this earth and his species than all of you combined and all the religious leaders and political leaders combined. You will see his creation to destruction ratio when you die. It will look like China`s GDP not Japans.

If you've been temp-banned you're gonna get a permanent ban if you continue to post from another account. Take a break.

I am not temp banned, timebits is, prove I am the same guy, you can`t. I am actually his friend, so deal with it, btw you can`t permaban me or him go ahead and try and see what happens ^_^ you only been trying for 5+ years already seems you cannot do a good job. Even if he used a static IP and (which we can change in 1 click in here). He could be a different guy on the same ISP or computer you have no way to prove it. Hardware ban him he will remove 1 piece of ram, change cpus, gpu`s or computers, vpn if he needs to (he has balls he does not hide ddos him ;P), he can use 1 of the 1000`s lan centers around him (timmies, mcdonalds or library or lan center). What you going to do? NOTHING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SDMie8dbsg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRVlPu2aIWI

For every account banned two more will be created   For every time you kill him two more are born onto this planet   They been killing him since AD   They still think they can stop the inevitable 

[Csmiami]

What you going to do? NOTHING

Exactly! because nobody actually cares about a shitposter!

[BlockchainBoyyy]

What you going to do? NOTHING

Exactly! because nobody actually cares about a shitposter!

Clearly they do if they banned my friend for 5 years, removed, deleted and altered his post . Now go back to buying that doods doge coin  . Also it is the fact they can`t do shit   not that they don`t care, clearly they do  .

[Csmiami]

Now go back to buying that doods doge coin  .

What do you mean by dood coin

Clearly they do if they banned my friend for 5 years, removed, deleted and altered his post .

Forum users don't care about shitposters, but do care about people breaking the rules. Now please stfu and do go further off-topic, since this thread is meant to bring the best gems this forum has to offer and not some personal vendetta nobody really cares about

[BlockchainBoyyy]

Now go back to buying that doods doge coin  .

What do you mean by dood coin https://i.ytimg.com/vi/EB5kX2eNyv0/hqdefault.jpg

Clearly they do if they banned my friend for 5 years, removed, deleted and altered his post .

Forum users don't care about shitposters, but do care about people breaking the rules. Now please stfu and do go further off-topic, since this thread is meant to bring the best gems this forum has to offer and not some personal vendetta nobody really cares about

then post shit post, not the truth

Dude talking about democracy and freedom

Did I mention it creates 8.8 billion jobs+ (everyone votes and gets paid to vote on issues, rather than voting people to vote for them and they line their own pockets and become corrupt)
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What the actual fuck have I just read

Explain how do you consider it a shit post? I don`t see this as a shit post but a gem. There is a ignore button learn to use it, you can mod yourself, and vote for yourself buddy! Power to the people.

The fact you do not know what you read, really boggles my mind. How do you even know it is a shit post if you admit you don`t even know how to read or understand basic English.

How can you say this man is a shit poster? https://twitter.com/ThugLifeBlazer/status/1140780257450045444

[DdmrDdmr]

Mistakes must be made the hard way before people get 'common sense'.
<…>
This could be promoted as THE WAY to get into crypto. If it was done well and could be supportrd like Theymos's 'Howey Coind' post it may really get coverage for lots of newbs. <…>

The innocence of some people …. Perhaps we should at least yellow flag the HoweyCoins Ann thread … but it would seem adecuate in this case to change the "<…> high risk of losing money <…>" part to "<…> high risk of losing your innocence <…>" ...

[nutildah]

do you know what they are? I saw a squirrel eating them so I figured they be safe I ate them for over a week now.

Explains a lot really. TimeBits is a squirrel.

[seoincorporation]

The first post... really? 

[stompix]

I think this market is not only good.I think good and bad fact is available hear.So IF Facebook come this market i this it can good for the market. Because no need extra marketing it can be easy for this marketing.   

I think he tried to combine a tongue twister with a brain freeze.