Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[FatFork]

@Timmzzy, yes Africa is included now that the virus has gone VIRAL.

It doesn't get any better than this

It's only logical...

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[ZaraCB]

how to save bitcointalk account without band ?

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[CristianOff]

Thanks  man, i really appreciate a lot. Actually i was hoping to reach out to everyone this crisis, share experiences we are all having during this pandemic lockdown and lastly try to build my activities perhaps if am able to get a merit. My girlfriend introduce me to the forum this year and she gave me a target of what to accomplish before may if not my relationship depend on it, i know she just wanna make me a better version of myself.

From my private inbox.
Imagine if your relationship depended on bitcointalk merits

[nutildah]

From my private inbox.
Imagine if your relationship depended on bitcointalk merits

That is a bit horrifying, but its considered impolite to publish other peoples' PMs. He wrote to you in confidence. I would honestly just tell him to concentrate on writing more informative posts, but start by reading as much about crypto as he can before he tries. Right now his posts are pretty shit. He has no idea how this whole thing works, but he's looking to you for advice.

[CristianOff]

That is a bit horrifying, but its considered impolite to publish other peoples' PMs.

I'm not the first one and not the last one. This is why we also get tinder screens of private messages etc. If you took this serious and not for fun then go away, we don't need "the politically correct police" here.
I can post all my PMs if I want.

[NavI_027]

[snip]

From my private inbox.
Imagine if your relationship depended on bitcointalk merits

That's what you call Relationship Goals . Anyway, though it was a little bit weird that he take earning merit so seriously but still there's nothing wrong it. What ever you did to him, be glad that he sincerely appreciated your good deed. Shaming him this way is not what he deserve.

I'm not the first one and not the last one. This is why we also get tinder screens of private messages etc. If you took this serious and not for fun then go away, we don't need "the politically correct police" here.
I can post all my PMs if I want.

I can't say anything but 'God bless'.

[UserU]

I'm not the first one and not the last one. This is why we also get tinder screens of private messages etc. If you took this serious and not for fun then go away, we don't need "the politically correct police" here.
I can post all my PMs if I want.

What did he (james) PM you about previously? No need to reveal the full contents, just some backstory will do.

[DireWolfM14]

How to store your seed phrase:

The question is about 1BTC  
No need to oversecure it. Saving on cloud drive also could be fine, however just encrypt the data before uploading it there. And make the offline bacup also.

Short example of ecnryption with online tool https://encode-decode.com/aes256-encrypt-online/

Encryption secret (the one used to encrypt): BlackHatCoiner
Then store the message on cloud drive in this format:

Code:

l/e5nTbRjziT5lTT+VSJ9RQecY01EM7+vbUinVywjdLsnQmaayK5Krq2WP51PXa9kQauKfPUKffr/cv3/9ivL99m9wXESq99OS/KqI45du6LbuvLhDF9y1ZnMyzUJsX1eZoGTfkDlgh8X/KOLzjeNg==

For encryption/decryption other cipthers/tools could be used of course.

EDIT: added code tag for the encrypted string

 

[hilariousetc]

Thanks  man, i really appreciate a lot. Actually i was hoping to reach out to everyone this crisis, share experiences we are all having during this pandemic lockdown and lastly try to build my activities perhaps if am able to get a merit. My girlfriend introduce me to the forum this year and she gave me a target of what to accomplish before may if not my relationship depend on it, i know she just wanna make me a better version of myself.

From my private inbox.
Imagine if your relationship depended on bitcointalk merits

His "girlfriend". Sounds like a bullshit excuse to me to make out like he's not begging for merits and he's trying to guilt trip you that his relationship depends on it. If anyone's relationship depends on getting merits from this forum then that person probably isn't worth being around, but I don't believe what they're saying.

That is a bit horrifying, but its considered impolite to publish other peoples' PMs.

I'm not the first one and not the last one. This is why we also get tinder screens of private messages etc. If you took this serious and not for fun then go away, we don't need "the politically correct police" here.
I can post all my PMs if I want.

People usually release tinder messages when they're incredibly sleazy or laughable. That message would probably fall into the latter. I think in 99% of cases private messages should remain private, but of course this is the internet and if you're potentially worried about something embarrassing I really wouldn't send it digitally, especially not to a stranger, and in this case I do think that message is BS (and probably spam).

[DooMAD]

More comedy gold from the loudmouth altcoin huckster:

One thing that we can say is probable, is that the value of BTC will most likely fall below that of BCH and BSV as these projects have for the most part managed to preserve the original functionality of Bitcoin which is superior to the crippled version currently deployed.

Honestly, what recreational substances are these kooks on?   

Perhaps they need to revisit the dictionary definitions of "probable", "likely" and "superior", as they appear to have lost all concept of what those words mean.

[nutildah]

Yet another, Trust abuser. Shitposter. I will see you guys when fucking Beta is set standart in this forum. Fucking double standard people. r/europe fucktards.

r/europe fucktards sounds like a pretty good subreddit.

[bullrun2024bro]

Oh dear, I found another gem today, which really made me laugh. I think this one fits perfectly here. Reading is tough nowadays. Do you think he qualified?  



Link to the thread.

[UserU]

Oh dear, I found another gem today, which really made me laugh. I think this one fits perfectly here. Reading is tough nowadays. Do you think he qualified? 

As the authenticator issuer, I hereby authorize his proof of authentication that his application is authentic.

[nutildah]

Oh dear, I found another gem today, which really made me laugh. I think this one fits perfectly here. Reading is tough nowadays. Do you think he qualified?  

That made me chuckle. He read the first 3 words of the response, "Yes you can"... and was like "Say no more!"

[Lakai01]

I don't really know what to say about this post in combination with this signature ...

[suchmoon]

I'm getting a feeling that Sir Dire won't be helping this shitposter:


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[DireWolfM14]

I'm getting a feeling that Sir Dire won't be helping this shitposter:

Lol, he sent me two PMs 10 minutes apart, I think that's his quota for the day.

[FatFork]

I don't really know what to say about this post in combination with this signature ...

Interestingly, his posting history is full of shit like this just to meet his quota and he just ranked up to 'Tier A' in a Bitvest campaign. I would really like the manager @Brainboss to pay more attention and punish spammers like this.

[1miau]

TRON coin future are so bright. There team will try to develop there platform. If your wish will go on short trade I suggest you to this coin. This coin is best for short trade.

Now we know why shitcoins pumped so hard last time. If enough fools still have some money left, they will pump like that again... ^^

[UserU]

Interestingly, his posting history is full of shit like this just to meet his quota and he just ranked up to 'Tier A' in a Bitvest campaign. I would really like the manager @Brainboss to pay more attention and punish spammers like this.

You can actually bring this up to Brainboss via PM. Most likely he'd either penalize or demote the fella, especially if it's a repeatable offence.